Chapter 0493 The drunkard helps the drunkard see the ghost

Wang Jinhua looked at a brand-new postal savings card in Wang Fugui's hand, put it in front of her, and was instantly stunned, her eyes were round and she said incoherently

"My sister's bank card, how can it be with you! Didn't you two break up? ”

Dong Huibao was completely speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself that you look better than a monkey, and today I found out that you have a pig brain, how could you ask such a stupid question, so he hurriedly said

"Oops! Look at what you asked, Brother Cao and Sister Cuihua have been in love for so long, and the bank card is in Brother Cao's hand, what's so strange about this! ”

Cao Wei glanced at Wang Cuihua, thinking that what you asked is not nonsense, you and my sister, the money has been kept by your sister, you don't know, now that the two of us have parted ways, do you think it's interesting to ask this? But now I have a request for others, in case this little girl is in a hurry, I don't care about the mood, how can I return this card, so I took a sip of wine, and after drinking it in one go, I lit a cigarette and took a puff, and said a little sadly

"This time I was going to go back and marry you, but the parents of both sides had opinions, so it was not formed, I came back in a hurry, and the inside was more chaotic, so I took the card home, but now we have become the most familiar strangers, if this card is placed in my place, it is a little inappropriate, I and your sister did not get married, it is my own problem, I am not good enough, this result should not be paid by your sister, I am not qualified to spend the money in this card, let alone have a face, otherwise I am not worthy of being called a man! Please do me a favor and bring the card back to your sister to its original owner! By the way, say sorry to your sister for me! ”

Wang Jinhua heard Cao Wei say that he didn't have the face to spend this money, otherwise he wouldn't be worthy of being a man, and instantly felt that he was the most handsome man he had ever seen, if Dong Huibao was afraid that he could be a little bit responsible like him, even if he begged for food in this life, he would be a happy beggar, since this card is a sister, anyway, it is not heavy, all should help this guy fulfill his wish, just when he was about to pick up the card, he didn't expect Dong Huibao to kick her, and then retched, saying with a bitter face full of hatred

"Golden Flower! Fast! Fast! Fast! I can't! Hurry up and pay me out! Otherwise it's time to go live! ”

Wang Jinhua was about to vomit when she heard this Dong Huibao, glared fiercely, pulled the chair away, and said with round eyes

"Last time, I drank too much, I vomited all the bile, I didn't remember to eat all day long, I didn't have that ability, and I loved it very much! I don't know what's so good about wine! Get out of here! ”

Dong Huibao pursed his lips angrily, thinking that brother, I am not jumping in threes or twos, if it weren't for your pig brain, I would have pretended to be drunk here, but the performance was drunk, and I was more like being drunk than drunk, so I deliberately retched twice, walked out with a chair, and just left the table, I put my arms around Wang Jinhua's neck, and said breathlessly

"Oops! Jinhua, I can't go out alone, you help me out! ”

Wang Jinhua saw that Dong Huibao was drunk, and wanted to strangle him to death, but Cao Wei was in front of him, even if he wanted to serve this guy's family, he had to wait until he went back to close the door in the house, so he sighed and said a little loveless while running away

"Oops! I really owe you in my last life, how can I find you as an alcoholic! Who did I recruit and provoke someone! Why is my life so miserable! ”

Cao Wei wanted to help this guy out, but this kid didn't drink much at all, if nothing else, he definitely wanted to use the topic to play, and lied in front of Wang Jinhua, and said that he was already a little drunk, in case the drunkard mixed with the drunkard, the kid fell down, and he couldn't get up again to see Lord Yan, then it would be a hell of a life, seeing Dong Huibao hugging Wang Jinhua's neck, the two of them cooperated seamlessly, lit a cigarette, and pretended to be angry

"Bridge your kid this point, the more people practice, the bigger they drink, the less you drink, the faster you get drunk! In the future, I can simply quit drinking! Shame on the outside of the province! ”

Dong Huibao heard this tightly hugging Wang Jinhua's neck, and walked away crookedly, while secretly having fun in his heart, thinking that when he heard what you kid said, that is, he had never drunk alcohol, because the highest level of drinking, that is, he held the wall when he came, and he held the wall when he went back, brother, I am now holding the beauty, is it not that I have no level of drinking, but now is not to say that at this time, there are more important things to say to Wang Jinhua, so he continued to take advantage of Wang Jinhua, and was carried to the place where he often vomited, pretending not to see, Said with a mouth full of wine

"Daughter-in-law, why hasn't it arrived yet! I can't help it! Can you hurry up! ”

Wang Jinhua heard Dong Huibao call her daughter-in-law, and instantly felt beautiful in her heart, because although her wife is often called shamelessly, her daughter-in-law is still called for the first time, and the bride is called a daughter-in-law in her hometown, as the saying goes, a man misses a person, when he is drunk and half-drunk, and a woman misses a person, when he has insomnia in the middle of the night, it seems that this kid is really ready to stay with him for life, and he finally found true love, but for these stinky men, it must not be too good, otherwise as long as it is a man, he will think that he is the emperor, So he pretended to be angry and said

"You're drunk! Your eyes should not be blind! Isn't that a place you frequent? Do you want me to help me go to the women's bathroom! And why are you so shameless, who is your daughter-in-law! What are you calling nonsense here! If you dare to scream again, I'll throw you into the vegetable garden and turn it into organic fertilizer! ”

Dong Huibao heard Wang Jinhua say that he hated it, and found that his title had become effective, so he smiled secretly and pretended to be extremely painful

"Oops! You were originally my daughter-in-law, what's wrong with me calling your daughter-in-law! I'm not blind when I'm drunk, but the light here is too strong for me to vomit! Hold me forward again! ”

Wang Jinhua heard this kid vomit, and he had to choose a dimly lit place, and almost had no gas explosion, grabbed Dong Huibao's hand and began to break it, while saying extremely angrily

"Oops! I've really convinced you, a wretched man, and I'm going to vomit by myself! And the face picks and chooses here! Besides, you're not a sewer creature, and you can't see the light if you spit out wine, so if you don't toss it, you'll die! There is no light underground, why don't you dig a pit and bury yourself alive! Quickly let go of his hand, I want to go back to eat with Cao Wei! ”

Dong Huibao pretended not to hear, hugged Wang Jinhua's neck, walked to the corner, hugged Wang Jinhua, kissed him fiercely and said

"Oops! Miss me! I endured it all night for this bite! ”

(End of chapter)