Chapter 0498 Washing Feet and Washing Out the Baby
Dong Huibao heard that he soaked his face overnight, and thought to himself, where are you asking me to soak my face, you are directly trying to let me die, but three minutes of big basin of foot washing water, it is not a piece of cake, so he stuck out his tongue and made a grimace
"It's boring to wash your feet, or I'll go over to see if there are people in the bathhouse, if not, let's go over and take a mandarin duck bath, and I'll give you a good back rub to drain the moisture!"
Wang Jinhua was completely speechless, thinking that your kid hadn't slept yet, so she began to dream, my sister asked you to wash my feet, which had already given you enough face, and now I actually kicked my nose on my face, thinking about taking a mandarin duck bath with you, I don't know what my surname is, and let's talk about our pair of bitter mandarin ducks, aren't you afraid to wash out the bitter water in your stomach, and the whole bathhouse will become bitter, I kicked you in a fit of anger, and found a rich and handsome man to make you a single dog, so I said extremely angrily
"Two minutes left! When you come back a second late, you finish the water in the footbath and go back to sleep! ”
When Dong Huibao heard that he let himself drink the water for washing his feet, he thought to himself that if he offended anyone, he couldn't offend women, because women are more terrible than enemies, and enemies can still discuss, women can't discuss, and they won't even give you a chance to explain, so he turned around and went straight to the bathroom in the middle of the corridor.
Wang Jinhua saw Dong Huibao running away with a footbath, thinking that Sister Xiao cleaned up on you, it was not a matter of minutes, when she changed her pajamas, she always felt unsteady, afraid of this shameless, in case she didn't leave at night, she was met by her roommate when she came back, it would be a big loss, after all, this room is a staff dormitory, and it is not their wedding room, so she quickly called Lu Mengxia's phone, and after confirming that she had lived in Yan'an, she lay on the bed with a long sigh of relief, quietly waiting for this stinky guy, come back and wash her feet, Thinking about it, his face turned into a red fireball, and he smiled charmingly.
Cao Wei lay on the bed, went home on a blind date from beginning to end, and understood a truth, that is, all blind date people, whether they succeed or not, are innocent, men like Yan Ruyu and don't like dwarf winter melons, girls like Yin Jun and dashing families, these are normal, because it is a person who is happier than others and has a higher quality of life, but fate makes people, many people are the same, they insist on what they shouldn't insist on, they shouldn't give up, in a word, they are not competitive, If the market economy commodities are not competitive, they are destined to be eliminated by the market, and if people do not have strong strength support, they are also not competitive, and they are destined to be all sour! Bitter! Hot! Xin will find you together, but Tian is the only one who avoids you!
Cao Wei thought of this, took two puffs and finished half of the cigarette in his hand, thinking that even if he wanted to break his head, all the problems would be figured out, but if he didn't take action, the problem would always be a problem, and he would not be able to become a winner in life, let alone help himself become a master! What I have to do now is to be a security guard first, and after becoming the best security guard in the unit, I will see if there is a job that is more suitable for me, so I glanced at Dong Huibao's bed and found that this kid had not come back yet, shook my head and said to the side
"Who hasn't been young, these two guys, God knows how long they will get tired of crooked, brother, I won't be so stupid, waiting here for you to come back and wrestle! I still wash my feet first, feel comfortable first, relieve fatigue, and lie on the bed with my eyes closed! Prepare for tomorrow's work! ”
Dong Huibao came to the door of the bathroom and took a look, because the second floor is the bathroom for male employees, and the first floor is the bathroom for female employees, if you don't take a bath, the male employee runs to the toilet on the first floor, and everyone will make fun of him for running the wrong toilet, and found that there is no one inside, so he quickly ran to the water heater to connect the hot water, and then mixed some cold water, and when he walked out with the foot basin, he didn't expect to meet Cao Wei who came down from the second floor with good water, when he quickly lowered his head and prepared to pretend not to see it slip away, he didn't expect Dong Huibao to shout
"Oops! Who is this? What is a big man doing in the women's toilet, why is there no distinction between men and women! I still think it feels good to go to the women's toilet! ”
Dong Huibao was speechless for an instant, thinking that he was really afraid that there would be ghosts everywhere, brother, I was afraid of meeting people, I didn't expect to meet you, a little ghost, it was impossible to leave at this moment, otherwise this kid would have to shout out all the women on the first floor, so he rolled his eyes angrily and said
"Why are you so ghostly? I can meet you everywhere I go! Was it wrong for me to get some water in the women's restroom? How can water be divided into men and women! You kid don't look for me all day long, don't you feel uncomfortable! It's not good to sleep in the room at night, and it's scary to run out and yell and scream, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by the big guy? ”
Cao Wei looked at the very familiar footbasin in this kid's hand and immediately understood, and his eyes rolled and said with a wicked smile
"It's not your footbath! How I look like Cuihua's footbath, I remember that the two of them bought it together, and they looked the same! Are you washing Jinhua's feet? ”
Dong Huibao saw that this kid deliberately made himself look foreign here, so he left without paying attention, but he was afraid that this kid would yell and scream, so he said extremely irritably
"Are you interesting? Isn't this knowingly asked? I don't give Jinhua footwater, so it's hard to give you back the footwater! What's the matter? ”
Cao Wei looked at Dong Huibao holding the footbath, standing at the door of the women's toilet, the more he looked at it, the more funny it became, in order to be angry with this kid again, his eyes rolled and he asked in a whisper
"Oops! I didn't find it! You're hiding deep enough! I haven't found out that you kid is still a warm man for so long! Can you take the liberty of asking, have you washed your mother's feet since you grew so big? If not, then it will really be, the flower magpie has a long tail, and he forgot his mother when he married his daughter-in-law! ”
Cao Wei blushed to the root of his ears when he heard this, he only remembered that when he was a child, his mother always washed his feet, but he never wanted to wash his mother's feet, but a traditional woman like her mother, if she carried the footbath over, she would not only be scolded, but she would probably throw the footbath out of the yard, but no matter what, she must not let this kid see her jokes, so she pursed her lips and said
"When you ask someone about it, ask yourself first! You don't need to know if I washed my mother's feet or not, because it's my business! I don't want to know if you washed your mother's feet or not, because it's your business! But I dare to break your pig brain, I'm afraid I will never think that washing your feet can wash out a baby mother! If you can't figure it out, think slowly, I'll wash my baby's mother's feet! ”
(End of chapter)