Chapter 0500 The Woman Who Pretended to Be Asleep
Dong Huibao saw that Wang Jinhua kept scolding, and asked herself to go back to the house to sleep, but she was already sitting on the edge of the bed, waiting for herself to go over and put her feet in the footbath, so she hurriedly walked over, slowly put her feet in, and said with a wicked smile
"Oops! Look how anxious you are! I asked if I should wash my left foot first or my right foot first! That's to give you a little more pinching, so that you can enjoy a little more comfort, do you see if you are 6 thinking too much! How many times have I told you, the weather is dry, people are easy to get angry, and they are grumpy, so let you drink more water and drink more water, why don't you listen! Hurry up and watch TV, I will replenish you with water and make you a happy mermaid! ”
Wang Jinhua looked at Dong Huibao, who was seriously washing her feet, although she felt very guilty, because since ancient times, it has been his wife who washes her husband's feet, and at home, her mother washes her father's feet
"That's it! All I want is an attitude! How can you let you, a big man, wash my feet, what's going on! I'll wash it myself! You hurry back and change your clothes that poured the water! If you catch a cold in winter, you'll be in trouble! Besides, you drink so much wine at night, and the time is not early, you hurry up and change your clothes, soak in hot water and rest early! I've got to work tomorrow! ”
Dong Huibao heard that he let himself go to sleep, and glanced at him in great surprise, thinking if you have nothing to say, today you just live alone in the dormitory, and the probability of being alone in my dormitory is almost zero, this night may also be that we are in the unit, and we share the same bed on the last night, and we may have to go outside to open a room in the future, so my eyes rolled and said with a bad smile
"Oops! Look at what you said, since I promised to wash your feet, then I will definitely wash them, how can it be just for show! Besides, you just washed your feet for a while, and your face turned red, which proves that you have achieved the effect of warding off the cold! So you just sit honestly, I'll wash you slowly, and then I'll give you a good cold getaway! What a warm and romantic thing, why do you have to drive me over! Aren't you fooling around? ”
Wang Jinhua was completely conquered by Dong Huibao's three-inch incorruptible tongue, which made her successfully become the happiest woman in the world, and she firmly believed that her choice was not wrong, thinking that since people washed their feet, they couldn't sit and watch TV, he pinched and washed his feet like this, and his shoulders must be sore Thinking of this, he slowly put his hand on his shoulder, pinched it gently, and said in a somewhat hurried voice
"Leopard! Is it comfortable? I feel that I am very gentle and virtuous, especially good at taking care of people! Isn't it a pleasure to be with me? ”
When Wang Jinhua's hand was placed on Dong Huibao's shoulder, his whole body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, and he looked at it with great gratitude, and wanted to say thank you, but at this moment, the word thank you seemed too pale and weak, so he chose to continue to pour chicken soup for the soul, and then lowered his head and said while washing his feet seriously
"The happiest thing in the world is that I wash your feet, you pinch my shoulders, and live a fairy-like life! But I don't think you'd better pinch my shoulders! ”
Dong Huibao hadn't finished speaking, but he didn't expect to kick directly at the footbath, and then said with round eyes
"What do you mean by the surname Dong? I pinched your shoulders and still disliked me? Do you dislike my hands, or do you dislike my methods? I don't care about you! Since you don't like me to pinch your shoulder, please take your hand away and don't get my feet dirty! ”
Dong Huibao saw Wang Jinhua, who was crazy, and instantly froze on the ground, thinking that he Brother Monkey, I have said it, how can he dislike you on such a day like a fairy, I really don't understand, you can't understand people, or when the moon is full, it is the day you get sick, when he was about to get up and leave, he didn't expect Wang Jinhua to twist his shoulder fiercely, and his eyes stared straight and said
"Are you dumb, please? A quick return to my question? Why don't you dislike me and pinch your shoulder! Are you out there! ”
Dong Huibao only understood what was going on at this time, thinking that my brother and I were really more wronged than Dou E, so he wiped the footwashing water on his face, put it on his nose and smelled it, glanced at it and made a grimace and said with a bad smile
"Hmmm! That's right, that's the smell! Tastes great! Why don't you kick the water with your feet, I'll pat the water with my hands, how about the two of us playing in the water together! ”
Wang Jinhua was completely amused by a sentence that tasted great and funny facial expressions, and some couldn't cry or laugh
"You say you're disgusting! Smell the water for washing your feet! Why are you so shameless! What did I ask, what did you say? No more nonsense, quick answers to my questions! ”
Dong Huibao saw that Wang Jinhua didn't drive him out, his eyes rolled, and he stared at Wang Jinhua intently
"Don't say it's the footwash that washed your jade feet, even if it's your fart, it's still fragrant! Why don't I let you pinch your shoulders, you think I'm stupid and won't enjoy life! I'm afraid of being tired and fascinated by these jade hands, in case you are tired, then I won't be a sinner for thousands of years! Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Jinhua was once again reddened by Dong Huibao's smile, lightly pointed at his forehead, pinched his shoulders very gently, and said with his mouth pouting and a little squeamish
"Nasty! Since that's the case, why didn't you say it earlier, it would make people angry in vain! ”
Dong Huibao smirked, put his hand into the footbasin again, and after a minute or two, Wang Jinhua lay on the quilt with great enjoyment, seeing this, he gently scratched the palm of her foot, but he didn't expect to just kick his hand gently, and said with some complaints
"What are you doing! Washing your feet is not washing turnips, why hasn't it been good for so long! Are my feet that dirty? People are dozing, you can't hurry! ”
Dong Huibao immediately understood, and wanted to pounce directly and sing her a symphony of love, but considering that the door was not locked, he quickly wiped his feet dry, stood up and found that Wang Jinhua fell asleep with his eyes closed, smiled badly, and could never wake up a person who pretended to be asleep, and in front of her man, the woman who pretended to be asleep, what she lacked was not rest, but meticulous love, and she was not closing her eyes to recuperate, but hinting at when you would explore the origin of life together. So he quickly put the footbath under the TV cabinet, quickly locked the door, swooped to the bed, and blew into her ear and said
"Oops! This quilt is too cold, come and I'll warm you! ”
(End of chapter)