Chapter 0505 No cigarette mouth stuffed with a stick
Zhu Hailong took out a cigarette in great confusion and handed one to Li Haichuan, thinking that this kid usually doesn't look down on the cigarettes I smoke, not that the king of Furong doesn't even glance at it, how can he run over to rub the cigarette in a good manner, and the office leaders all smoke, which house went in and returned a few cigarettes he smoked, it was too abnormal, what kind of medicine does this kid gourd sell, but since people have already opened their mouths, if they don't give it, they still think that they are very stingy, so they quickly lit the cigarette and said with some irritability
"Oops! Leader! Your smoke is so big that it almost scared my little heart to stop! Do you think my smoke can get down your throat? If it doesn't work, I'll buy you a bag of Hibiscus King! I don't dare to make your throat hoarse! That's a problem! ”
Li Haichuan took a puff of cigarette, thinking that people are fellow villagers with tears in their eyes when they see their fellow countrymen, you kid is good, it is directly the villagers who are ready to choke to death with words when they see the villagers, but no matter what, everyone is a fellow countryman after all, and the face that should be given must be given after all, if the joke is turned into a joke, everyone can't hold it on their faces, so he shook his head and said
"Oops! You're going to die if you don't bully people all day long! After eating human food for so many years, why can't you even say a word to people! Whether the cigarette is a box of a few hundred or a few cents a box, it will choke when you smoke it in your mouth, and it will harm people if you inhale it into your lungs! If you feel sorry for this cigarette, I can give you the money, is it necessary to bully people like this? ”
Wang Fugui saw that Zhu Hailong and Li Haichuan were here in Huashan to discuss swords, and he was standing next to him like air, so he rubbed his hands and said extremely embarrassed
"Director Li, you and my senior brother are chatting slowly, I'll go to the inspection first!"
Li Haichuan heard that Wang Fugui was going back, and all the cigarettes he had just inhaled came out of his nose, and after choking him and coughing several times in a row, he said in embarrassment
"Fugui, wait a minute! I'm looking for you for the real thing! Wait until I'm done with my cigarettes! You are not a professional inspector, let Xiao Zhu go back to inspect the inspection! ”
Zhu Hailong is a person who has revenge, he rolled his eyes when he heard this, stared at Li Haichuan and said
"Who the hell are the two of us, we have eaten for so many years, and we don't even say a word! You have something to do with the rich, he can't inspect it, I will go back to inspect, do I have the word inspection written on my face, I was born to inspect the life! If the two of us don't enter, can't we patrol the inspection of our class! What does Wang Sen do all day long! You just say what's the matter with finding wealth! Is it that the King of Furong has not been able to keep up recently, and seeing that the rich and noble are easy to bully, I want him to give you some offerings to the King of Furong! ”
Li Haichuan heard that this kid had ruined his reputation here, took a puff of his cigarette, spit it out at Zhu Hailong's face, and then said extremely irritably
"I see that you kid is drunk, I'll give you some second-hand smoke, so that you can get drunk to death! It's okay to save me gas here! I can't afford to buy the Hibiscus King, I picked up the cigarette butt and smoked it, the cigarette butt was picked up by you, I ran out of cigarettes, I hit myself twice in the mouth, or stuffed a stick in my mouth! How is it possible to extort riches! What do you think of me? Finally, I would like to warn you, think about it through your brain when you speak, otherwise you will blame me for not giving face! ”
When Zhu Hailong heard the word "face two", he wanted to say directly, you three A4 paper paste donkey face is a big face, don't say that you are a little Li now, even if you are President Li, your face is a fart in my place, but there is no need to offend such a villain, but you can't let him be too arrogant, so he rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile
"Why are you looking for your posture, and you're still ready to bite me twice! Or I'll go find a stick! ”
Wang Fugui heard that he let him wait, thinking that what he should face must be faced after all, plus these two guys are deadlocked, and it is a little inappropriate to go, so he smiled bitterly and handed Zhu Hailong a cigarette, and he also lit a cigarette himself, wanting to see what kind of fart this person who doesn't talk about martial arts at all in life and doing things.
Li Haichuan was successfully fed by Zhu Hailong again, and most of the cigarettes were poked directly in the trash can, thinking if he forgot to read the yellow calendar when he got up in the morning, how could he meet such a mad dog who catches and bites whom, where is this smoking of his monkey brother, it is simply flatulence for himself, and then he sighed and said
"Fugui, didn't you read the portal this morning!"
When Wang Fugui heard the portal, his nerves, which had just relaxed, became highly tense again, thinking that this grandson was really here for the matter of the manuscript, and was just about to say that he had read it, but he didn't expect Zhu Hailong to suddenly interrupt his words, and glared at Li Haichuan fiercely and said
"It's not all nonsense that you kid asked! What time is it? I did my work early in the morning, and I just came out to smoke a cigarette, and you came, and you said that he didn't read the portal! Besides, Fugui is just a pipe wrench worker like me, and it's not you who do the office and spin in circles on the office chair, where is the time and energy to look at those things! Besides, we're not too full to panic, so we have nothing to do with the portal! ”
Wang Fugui just heard Zhu Hailong's words, and began to wonder a little, why did this kid lie, but when he heard this, he realized that this kid was a master, in case he didn't wait for others to say, he directly poured beans into the bamboo tube, said it all in one go, and then took the initiative to admit a mistake, in that case, the initiative would be completely handed over to this kid.
Li Haichuan saw that Zhu Hailong had nothing to do, and thought to himself that there is you kid everywhere, your post is in the station control room, not in front of the trash can, but God knows what this kid will say, so he rolled his eyes angrily and said extremely irritably
"You have a flat shoulder, I don't know a one-word person, what do I have to say to you! Who stipulates that the small class can't read the portal, since you have just finished the work, and you haven't had time to read the portal, then I won't go around in circles, this morning's rich manuscript was adopted in the portal, just now the leader called me over, and the evaluation of this manuscript is particularly high! Let me communicate more with Nirvana in the future! You don't know anything, what are you messing around here! You're in the way here, get in the way of work! Let's have a good exchange! ”
When Zhu Hailong heard the leader praising Wang Fugui's well-written newsletter, all the worries in his heart immediately dispersed, and he looked at Li Haichuan's extremely ugly face, thinking that your kid actually has today, so he rolled his eyes and said
"Oops! Officer Lee! According to what you mean, is it possible to transfer to the second floor and write a newsletter face-to-face with you! But in that case, wouldn't he steal the limelight from you! That's a bit out of place! ”
(End of chapter)