Chapter 0537 Dream Shit Jump Sixty-Six

After Wang Cuihua finished speaking, she kissed the bank card again, and looked at the bank card intently, but when she looked at it, she seemed to see Cao Wei waving at her, and then said with a wry smile

"Stinky and shameless! Did you miss me? Wait for my sister to come and see you in a few days! ”

After the handover meeting at eight o'clock in the morning, Wang Fugui poured good tea and said softly, scratched his head, and said to Zhu Hailong with bitterness and hatred on his face

"Alas! Big brother! You say I'm unlucky, I'm not unlucky! I dreamed of stepping on a piece of shit last night! Are you going to be scolded today! ”

Zhu Hailong glared fiercely, took a sip of tea, pursed his lips and said helplessly

"You kid still have the face to say here! Sleep honestly! Those who don't know think you're pedaling three wheels! Tossing and turning for most of the night, if it weren't for the sake of your kid falling asleep, I would really want to take off your kid's leg to make a roast leg of lamb! ”

Wang Fugui heard the roast leg of mutton, glared fiercely, I wanted to say that you really think of yourself as the second senior brother Zhu Bajie, a dead pig still wants to eat a leg of mutton, and you don't look at what teeth you have, but if you say so, this kid will definitely be anxious with himself, and besides, he is not honest when he sleeps, if the bed is bigger, his head and feet are just upside down in the morning, so he said helplessly

"Oops! Big brother! I'm really not in the mood to joke with you, you said I could dream of it in my dreams, stepping on a foot of shit and full of shoes! Just now you said that I kicked the quilt like three wheels, that is the shit I threw off the soles of my shoes, should I not be called by the leader to clean up today! If that's the case, I'm done! Why do you think I'm so unlucky! ”

Zhu Hailong looked at Wang Fugui's extremely funny expression, thinking that God was chattering all day long, just a dream, chattering here for a long time, I really convinced you, if you dream of stepping on a shit leader, you will be scolded, then all day long dreaming that the person who counts the money and counts the cramps in his hands is called Hanako, and the next day he will become a millionaire, it is simply nonsense, I see that the day and night are idle panic, but then I want to go to work after drinking tea, why not tease this kid first, so I frowned, pretending to be anxious and said

"You kid really dreamed of stepping on shit! Then you have to be careful today, I heard the old man say that no matter what you step on, it will be bad luck! When you walk today, look at the road, don't drop your head down, drop the front door, it's inconvenient to eat, the key is to speak leaky, you said that you are not good to speak, plus the speech leakage, in the future, others will introduce you to an object, and you can't even say a decent word, then it's really troublesome! ”

Wang Fugui heard what Zhu Hailong said, his face changed in an instant, and he thought that he now has a girlfriend, and there is no such thing as a blind date, but if the front incisor is broken and it is inconvenient to eat, the most important thing is that he is so abstract, in case he falls and is disfigured, then he can only go out and be scared, so he said in a panic

"Really? So what to do! The old man said that doing such a thing would bring bad luck, so did he say that there is any way to resolve it! If you have anything, tell me about it! ”

Zhu Hailong saw that this guy was serious, and thought to himself that this guy was really funny, and he even took the deceitful nonsense seriously, and he really helped him without convincing the wall, but since it was a joke, then he had a good time with this guy, so he slowly picked up the teacup, took a sip gently, and then pinched his fingers, and wanted to say that he slapped the back of his head twice, so that he would say goodbye to all the bad luck, but after thinking about it again, it was a bit too much, and his eyes rolled and stared at his feet, and he said with some confusion

"You dreamed last night that you were stepping on that foot shit?"

Wang Fugui was even more confused when he heard this, thinking that as long as he stepped on dog shit, what did it have to do with that foot, no matter that foot stepped on dog shit, it was also my foot, and it was not someone else's foot, and it was dog shit that he stepped on, and it would not become a golden pimple, so he said a little irritably

"Oops! Senior brother, in the end, is there a way to resolve it, if not, don't mess around here, I won't be in the mood to joke with you here! No matter what foot is stepping on shit, it's already stepping on shit anyway, what's the point of you asking this! Aren't you me pedaling three wheels? It must have been on both feet! Didn't you ask knowingly? Do you think it's funny that you bully people like this all day long? ”

Zhu Hailong saw that Wang Fugui was anxious, and secretly enjoyed himself in his heart, thinking that since your kid is anxious, then it proves that your kid cares about this matter very much, and takes my words seriously, so he glared at him fiercely and pretended to be angry and said

"Look at you guy, ask me what solution I have, if I don't give you what I say, you say I'm not kind, but I'll teach you how to solve it, you should always ask about the situation, you can't open your mouth and talk nonsense! Since you have stepped on dog shit with both feet, then you go to the yard and jump on both legs, and come back after sixty-six jumps, and this night is all a dream! Believe it or not! Anyway, I've heard from others! ”

(End of chapter)