Chapter 0562 Smoking in the nose cures colds
Wang Fugui heard Zhu Hailong say, after the gas subsided, he helped himself get the quilt, glared fiercely, thinking that it is really worthy of a dog's mouth that can't spit out ivory, and when your shameless anger is gone, I'm afraid I'll become a popsicle, I don't know what I'm thinking all day long, I wanted to throw the cigarette over, but then I thought that the cigarette was innocent, there was no need to get along with the cigarette, so I sat up with a swish, hugged the quilt in the past, quickly pressed it to the bottom of my body, and took a puff of cigarette and said
"Oops! I'm amazed! You've got so much anger all day long! Since you love to be angry so much, why haven't you been angry to death yet! Look at me and I'm anxious for you! In addition to bullying me twice a day in the world, I don't dare to do anything, I really don't know what the point of your life is! I'm going to have a headache, I'm really smoking to cure a cold! Now you're going to say when we're going to go to Silly Fish! ”
Zhu Hailong saw this kid looking at his own cigarette, cursing his life, and now he was still thinking about letting himself invite him to dinner, so he was so angry that he couldn't wait to crumple the cigarette directly into a ball, stuff it into this kid's nine-turn fat intestines, and let him smoke up and down, but he looked at this kid's extremely funny appearance, and the fire in his stomach was extinguished instantly, thinking that this might be the legendary how to meet if he didn't owe each other, this kid may have called himself the emperor's little follower in his last life, forgive him for the sake of the saddle and horse in his previous life, so he quickly flew two cigarettes with a roll of his eyes, said with a wicked smile
"Really? I really caught a cold! Then my sin will be great! If you catch a cold, eating silly fish will affect the taste! I heard that smoking can cure a cold, so you quickly set this root on fire and stick one in your left nostril! Stick one in your right nostril! After three cigarettes, we'll go to the silly fish! If it's inconvenient for you to order, I'll come and help you order! ”
Wang Fugui heard that this kid let himself put a cigarette in his nose, and thought to himself how can your grandson be more grandson than his grandson, where are you treating me, you obviously want me to kill me, where are you going to invite me to eat stupid fish, directly hang me to the rope, drink the medicine and hand the bottle, jump off the building to seek death, you wave a small handkerchief to see you off, I wanted to put two cigarettes like a dart, fly directly over to blind his pig eyes, fly the cigarette in his mouth, and block his pig's mouth, but he has no special function, he rolled his eyes angrily, and said extremely helplessly
"Oops! A big brother is a big brother! How do you know that my military rations are out of food, I see you just bought a cigarette yesterday, why don't you give me half of your one, so that I can tide over the difficulties first? As for the silly fish thing, it's okay to have a cold! I have a cold, and it's not that I can't eat because of a sore mouth! ”
Zhu Hailong heard this kid, smoking himself three cigarettes at a time, and now he is still thinking about the cigarettes in his hand, it seems that he is really daydreaming, and he only knows how to think about good things all day long, but no matter how little he earns, he will not care about half a pack of cigarettes, I want to say that as long as you don't hold the phone, kiss me and mine all day long, don't say five yuan cigarettes, even if you can't finish smoking the Furong King, but everyone has their own ambitions, this kid is currently dating him online, it's not the death and life of love, but the direct enchantment doesn't even have a personal appearance, It was originally a joke, but if you didn't laugh out and blushed, the little bit of meaning that wasn't much in the first place was no longer meaningful, so I said with a wicked smile
"Oops! Look at what you said, don't say that tobacco and alcohol have not been separated from ancient times to the present, take 10,000 steps back and say that we are fellow brothers, as long as there are senior brothers and I smoke, then you will not be allowed to watch dryly! But then again, if you want this half pack of cigarettes in my hand today, then you must first insert these two cigarettes into your nose and quickly cure the cold! If it's inconvenient for you, I'm willing to do it for you, brother! ”
Wang Fugui saw that this guy was still trying to play tricks on himself, so he sat up with a swoop and said with round eyes
"You still know it's my senior brother! You stuff my mouth and nose with cigarettes, do you want to choke me to death! ”
Zhu Hailong looked at Wang Fugui's innocent expression, and was directly happy, but he couldn't help but laugh, but deliberately walked forward without taking a step
"Look at you, you are my little junior brother, how could I choke you to death! This is a home remedy that most people don't tell him yet, listen to what you mean, why do you still have a little resentment against me! Drinking is to get drunk, smoking is to choke, if you choke, who is fine, take money to smoke! When you quickly put the cigarette into your nose and choke on your face and ears, then the smoke can force the cold virus out! ”
Wang Fugui saw this kid's serious nonsense, and thought to himself if your kid is used to inserting onions in his pig nose, and he wants to insert anything into his nose, and you are a pig with a scallion and pretending to be an elephant, anyway, you are a brute, but if you put a cigarette into my nose, it will be fatal! Angrily stretched out his hand to interrupt his words, and said something unlovely
"That's it! I'm not going to eat the silly fish! Big brother! Your home remedies for colds are really a bit outrageous, so let's keep them for you to use slowly! I'll cover the quilt and get cold for a while! You've been on work for a day, so let's lie down and rest for a while! ”
Zhu Hailong saw that Wang Fugui was completely instigated by himself, and thought to himself to clean up your kid, it was not a matter of minutes, but then again, the joke was almost over, so he would accept it when he saw it, so he snorted and lay down on the quilt, and said with extreme disdain
"That's it! Silly fish didn't close the door, why don't you go to the boss to make money! Don't sleep, let's eat now! When I came back, the bananas in my QQ farm were just ripe, and I was going to play mahjong when I came back! Time is tight, like something, don't get up quickly in the ink! ”
Wang Fugui saw that Zhu Hailong really wanted to invite himself to dinner, but he became nervous for a while, because all his money was used to buy a calling card, and now his pocket is cleaner than his face, every time he goes over to let the family pay for it, he looks like a mixed eating and drinking, which is definitely not appropriate, so he rolled his eyes and smiled and said
"Senior brother, I'm joking with you today, I won't eat the silly fish today, I feel a little sick in my stomach, I'll invite you to eat when the salary is paid!"
Zhu Hailong glanced at Wang Fugui, thinking that I think it's true that you kid has a stomachache, and it's true that you don't have money! But some things can only be seen through but not explained, otherwise it is easy to offend people, so he said with a faint smile
"That's it! Today's silly fish must be eaten! If you have a stomachache, then don't eat it, go over and eat with me, you do it and watch from the side! When your salary is paid, you're inviting me to eat stupid fish! ”
Wang Fugui saw that this guy was determined to eat stupid fish, but today he said that he couldn't pay for the meal, so he sat up with a swish, quickly put on his clothes, and said while walking towards the door
"Okay! You can do whatever you say, there are stupid fish who don't eat it! You think I'm stupid! You change your clothes first, I'll go to the toilet! ”
(End of chapter)