Chapter 0564 Eating a Big Snot
After Wang Fugui finished speaking, the soles of his feet were oiled and slipped, Dong Huibao wanted to sleep again, but there were three female masters living next door, and when he slept, he would be able to take it off again, all of them were taken off, in case the quilt was not covered well, and he was accidentally seen by others, and he thought that he had a problem with his thoughts, and stabbed him directly in front of the leader, so he was only one phone call away from going home, so he smashed the bed twice and shouted at the corridor
"Wang Fugui! You who have suffered a thousand cuts, come back and quickly close the door for me! Otherwise, I'll catch you and skin you!" ”
Wang Fugui heard that he was skinned alive, and smiled faintly and thought to himself You think that you kid is really sleepy, lying in the bed, he can't come out to chase me without clothes, I wanted to say that as long as you can catch me, don't say that you are skinned alive, even if you are stewed alive, then I will admit it, but I am afraid that it will be too late, Zhu Hailong was angry, so he didn't say a word, and ran towards the door of the apartment building as fast as possible, but he just ran to the entrance of the building, but he didn't expect Zhu Hailong to come out of the dormitory slowly and leisurely, and he instantly panicked when he saw this, I wanted to turn around and run back, but if I went back, Dong Huibao might be scanning around, preparing to close the dormitory door, if he was caught in the dormitory and skinned alive, it was impossible, but it was repaired by Meimei, it was an ironclad thing, the most critical thing was that the two people had already met their eyes, and they pretended not to see it, and people thought that they didn't give him face, so they said with a red face
"Senior brother! I didn't realize that you are still a particular person! Why are we eating at the door, and you still have to change your clothes! ”
Zhu Hailong saw Wang Fugui running from Dong Huibao's room, and knew that he must have borrowed money, thinking that he didn't go to the toilet, why did he run over from the opposite side, but then he thought about the sparrow and the face of melon seeds, although there was nothing wrong with asking this question, but he was too unkind, so he glared at him fiercely and said
"Look at what you are asking, there is really no level at all, whether you are at the door of the station, or go to Yan'an to eat, what you wear clean is not stinky and beautiful, but in order not to affect the mood of others, you don't know such a simple truth, if your girlfriend knows, your kid wears a work uniform for a month and doesn't wash it, I'm afraid you kid will be kicked long ago! No more nonsense! It's too late, and you have to wait for half a day if you don't have a seat! ”
Wang Fugui was scolded by a sentence, as if he was fed a fly in an instant, the woman is the one who pleases herself, she is a man who stands up to the sky, and she does not rely on her face to eat, when you are cleaner than your face, even if you use a famous brand to package yourself, it is also the outside light of donkey dung and eggs, and the people around you still look down on it, as for the attitude of passers-by towards you, it will not affect your life at all, at best, look at your clothes, not look at your people, but if everything is more serious, then it is too tiring to live, so I laughed, Holding Zhu Hailong in his arms, he said as he walked out
"Oops! A big brother is a big brother! To speak is to have a level! But there is a sentence I don't agree with, I have been talking to Li Qian for three years, how can I not meet, but my charm is too great, when I met for the first time, I saw that my long sleeves were dirty, and I didn't dislike the smell of sweat on my body, but I took off my clothes and took them back to the dormitory to wash me, and as a result, I washed a basin of black water and sent a text message to scold a lazy pig! I washed four basins of black water, washed them with half a bar of soap, and dried them on a hair dryer, and brought them to me the next day before I got up from sleep! Therefore, whether you have a girlfriend or not has nothing to do with whether your clothes are clean or not, but directly related to whether your person is clean or not! Otherwise, a pig's head like you! Pig brains! A guy with a pig body, how can you change girlfriends all day long, are the girlfriends you are looking for have bad eyesight? Stick a flower into pig manure! ”
Zhu Hailong was scolded in a roundabout way, rolled his eyes angrily, and said angrily, and then pretended to be angry and said
"Good boy! I'm fat! How dare you bury me like this! Isn't it too good for this time, I don't know what I'm doing! Is it okay to put flowers on cow dung, but not on pig dung? Could it be that cow dung can raise flowers, but pig dung can't raise flowers! ”
When Wang Fugui heard the word pig dung, he was directly happy, thinking that your kid usually doesn't stick to the hair and is better than the monkey, but he didn't expect that when the horse stumbled, he began to scold himself, when he was thinking about how to dig a big hole for this guy, he didn't expect Li Haichuan, who was standing at the door of the apartment building, to say coldly
"Oops! I've always heard people say that dogs bite dogs, and today is the most insightful! Hurry up and take off the dog hair from the corners of your mouth, people you know know that you came out of the dormitory, and people who don't know think you just came out of the kennel! ”
Wang Fugui felt very uncomfortable when he heard this, as if he was eating rice bowls, eating a snot pimple wrapped in long nose hair, how disgusting and disgusting it was, why was he so unlucky today, I wanted to go to Meimei to eat a stupid fish, but who knew that I encountered a disgusting little nausea at the door, I knew that this guy was at the door, and then went out to eat after a while when it got dark, no matter what the taste of the silly fish was, at least he was in a good mood, when he was ready to ask, this kid is not allowed to raise dogs on the station, where did the dog eat the dog, did he go out and let the dog bite, did not get the rabies vaccine, and began to bite people here, if this is the case, then hurry up and get the rabies vaccine, otherwise it is easy to be beaten to death by someone with a stick, but before he could open his mouth, Zhu Hailong took an arrow step, pinched Li Haichuan's neck, and said with round eyes
"How come I stayed on the second floor for a few years, and now I can't even speak! Are your kid's eyes smudged with! Which of your eyes saw that there was dog hair on my two mouths, and today you can't find dog hair from my two mouths, so I'll go and cut a pinch of dog hair for your kid from the big yellow dog on the other side, and stick it to your kid's mouth in three seconds, and teach you how to talk to people! ”
Wang Fugui wanted to step forward and pull the two apart when he saw this, but after thinking about it, they were assigned to the unit together, there shouldn't be any problems, but he hadn't figured out how to round these two guys, but he didn't expect Li Haichuan to break free of Zhu Hailong, rubbed his aching neck, glared at it, and said with a wicked smile
"Oops! No wonder everyone calls you groping! I didn't expect you kid to be so ruthless, if it weren't for my brother's hard bones, I'm afraid your head would be screwed off by you! I came down from the second floor this afternoon and never had to go up to the second floor again! In the future, this unit will have nothing to do with me! You kid won't have a chance to bury me with this in the future! The future belongs to you young people! ”
(End of chapter)