Chapter 0612 Gyro-like boyfriend
Cao Wei was afraid that these two guys would quarrel, so he took a sip and said with a faint smile
"Golden Flower! Look at you, as the saying goes, it's better to die than to live! People are living well, what are you doing when you let people die! You can also eat some sobering wine! ”
Dong Huibao saw that Cao Wei finally did a job, so he quickly took over the conversation, and said with a hippie smile while fishing noodles for Wang Jinhua
"Brother-in-law! There's nothing wrong with that! Come and I'll get you some noodles to sober up! Finished! Let's hurry up and help Sister Huahua up! ”
When Wang Jinhua heard that she was helped up, she immediately put down the chopsticks she had just picked up, and said extremely depressedly
"You kid doesn't have that ability, so don't drink these two taels of cat urine! My sister is drunk like this, if you don't help her back to the dormitory quickly, where are you going to help her? You two will die if you don't toss all day long! ”
Dong Huibao looked at Wang Jinhua as if he was going to eat people, and thought that fortunately, my brother and I were smart and arranged everything in advance, otherwise it would not be worse than a donkey, but I don't know how I died, so I quickly gave Cao Wei a look and began to continue to suck up two or three noodles in the bowl.
Cao Wei immediately understood that he would quickly finish eating the noodles in the bowl in two bites, glanced at Wang Jinhua, and pretended to be helpless
"Golden Flower! It's not my brother-in-law, I'm talking about you! Look, you scared Xiao Dong! I almost ate the noodles through my nose! When we went out to the toilet just now, we found that there was a better hotel in these months, and when I saw that your sister drank too much, the drunken return to the unit had a bad impact! So I opened a house and told her to go up to rest and go back when she woke up! ”
Wang Jinhua woke up when she heard the wine, rolled her eyes angrily, and thought to herself that you two shameless things, it is really worthy of living in a house, and the routine of deceiving girls is actually the same, I remember the first time Dong Huibao brought himself here, what unit is full of people, and the two of them have a bad impact on staying together at night, I heard that a new hotel has opened in Saucer Goukou, go over to see how the facilities are, if it is not good, come back, and as a result, the door will be locked when you go in, and you will go back to work the next morning.
Cao Wei was stunned for a moment when he saw that Wang Jinhua didn't speak, and thought to himself that as the saying goes, a needle at the bottom of a woman's heart, is this little girl angry that Dong Huibao didn't open a room for her, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Oops! Look at this dead leopard! I don't know what to think all day long! Didn't you also drink, how can you go back to live in the unit, isn't this nonsense? So be it! You eat first, I'll add another room, and when your sister and you wake up, let's go back together!" ”
After Cao Wei finished speaking, he immediately stood up and walked towards the door.
Wang Jinhua instantly became nervous when she saw this, and wondered if this Cao Wei was poached out of his brain, although Wang Cuihua and I are not sisters, but they are also cousins, and they opened a room with two unmarried men together, which is inevitably too unreliable, thinking of this, he quickly stood up, grabbed Cao Wei's arm, and said with a red face
"Brother-in-law! You're underestimating me! Three small cups of wine for me, it's like drinking a bottle of fruit vinegar, there is no reaction at all, if you don't believe me, the two of you will divide the rest of the wine in one go, see which of us will fall first! If I fall, you can open another room, and it's not too late for Dong Huibao to carry me on my back! If you go down, you won't drink anymore, what do you think of my advice? ”
Dong Huibao heard that Wang Jinhua was going to fight liquor with Cao Wei, and he was directly frightened after many years of rheumatism, thinking that Cao Wei was a well-known wine animal, and the two of you drank this half bottle of wine, I am afraid that the person who should be carried is not your sister, but you, I can't watch it, my girlfriend was poured wine, and pretended not to see it when she saw it, if that was the case, it would not be a matter of whether she loved her or not, but directly a matter of character, so he hurriedly said with a smile
"Brother-in-law! Who doesn't know you're a big drinker! Isn't it a bit of a victory to fight liquor with my daughter-in-law! Spreading the word will ruin your reputation! My wife and sister drank too much today, how about you send her up first, and then find a chance to drink with you one day? ”
Cao Wei glanced at Dong Huibao's panicked expression and smiled faintly, thinking to himself, brother, it's not that I haven't drunk alcohol, how can I fight with your daughter-in-law, besides, brother, I am busy like something today, I can't finish my business, where do I have time to take care of your daughter-in-law, what is going on in my head all day long, but since it is acting, I have to act more realistically, I picked up the noodle bowl in one breath, drank the soup inside, and then said unhurriedly
"That's it! Don't you wear a high hat for my brother again, I have a few pounds and taels myself, don't I count in my heart, aren't you trying to chill me? As the saying goes, women are born with three taels of alcohol, but I, like your sister, are allergic to alcohol, and I will be dizzy when I drink, if I drink with your daughter-in-law again, it is not a question of who falls, but directly sends me to the end of my life! Since Jinhua is not drunk, then I don't care, I will help your sister up first! You two eat and drink slowly! ”
Wang Jinhua glared at Cao Wei when she heard this, thinking that you are a kid, otherwise my sister I drank today You lie on the ground and learn to bark, but she glanced at her cousin lying on the table, and instantly felt mixed feelings in her heart, sighed and kept asking herself, I really don't understand, is she really stupid or pretending to be stupid here, why should she be strong when she can't drink, and now she is uncomfortable, now she can only leave quickly, let her go up and lie down quickly, which is the greatest help to her, so she kicked Dong Huibao hard, Extremely irritable
"You eat noodles here, or count the grains of wheat here! Can you be like a man, do something neat and tidy! ”
Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, why am I not a man when I eat noodles, the wheat grains have become noodles, you are still here to pull the wheat grains for me, if you want to bully people, just say it directly, so that I can be a little mentally prepared, so as not to be hurt when you sneak attack, but I was afraid of being kicked again, so I finished eating the noodles in two bites, glanced at it and said
"Wife! I'm full! What do you command, just arrange! ”
Wang Jinhua wanted to say directly, I saw that you were annoyed and couldn't arrange for you to die, but when the words came to her mouth, she held back, thinking that in front of outsiders, she should save face, and she still had to keep it, otherwise she would not only slap this guy's face, but also slap her face beyond recognition, thinking of this, she glared fiercely and said
"Do you have eyes on the back of your head? I didn't see my sister getting drunk so uncomfortable, you still have the heart to finish the noodles, why didn't you choke to death! Forget it if you don't choke to death! When you are full of food and drink, don't you hurry up and send my sister up, and ask me what I have to say, are you a spinning top? Won't you ever move without two whips? ”
(End of chapter)