Chapter 0619 Men Desperate Things
Dong Huibao, who had just fallen asleep and snoring one after another, suddenly heard Wang Jinhua call his name, sat up with a swish, rubbed his eyes and said
"Wife, what's wrong?"
When Cao Wei heard this, he was about to ask Wang Jinhua when he would change her husband, but he didn't expect that the phone would hang up, and he didn't give him a chance at all.
After Wang Jinhua hung up the phone, she immediately walked over and grabbed Dong Huibao's ear, and said with hatred
"When it's time to speak all day long, it's like you've been kicked by a donkey! When you shouldn't be silent, you're smiling all day long! Didn't you sleep like a dead pig? What are you promising here? ”
Dong Huibao was speechless for a moment, thinking to himself about this loser, did he go to the wrong toilet early in the morning, and he had nothing to smoke here, but he didn't want to affect the mood of the day, so he quarreled with this guy early in the morning, so he glanced at it and said with a smile
"Oops! Wife! What a great injustice! No matter how dead I sleep, as long as I don't die, as long as you call my name, then I must agree as soon as possible! What if you can't find me? Who made my Jinhua angry this early in the morning! I just don't want to mix it up! I'll give you a shake to get rid of your anger! ”
Wang Jinhua was so drunk by Dong Huibao's ecstasy soup that she couldn't find the north in an instant, rolled her eyes angrily, opened his hand, and pretended to be angry and said
"Then why don't you hurry up and die asleep, what are you waiting for here! A dog can never spit ivory out of its mouth! Trouble getting your dog's paws! Don't affect my mood here! ”
Dong Huibao made a grimace, thinking that he was looking forward to my death all day long, if my brother and I died, I am afraid that you will not be able to find a man as good as my brother and me when you sit on the Kong Ming lantern, but this guy will be in a bad mood, if he is flamboyant, it is a typical looking for a cigarette, so he pursed his lips and didn't say a word, and watched her walk out of the dormitory.
Wang Cuihua quickly put on her clothes, kicked Cao Wei in the back, and said a little irritably while getting off the bed
"You shameless! Eat shameless medicine as a meal all day long! You have nothing to say early in the morning, so ask who Jinhua is asleep with? Does it have anything to do with you? You don't think you're bored! It's disgusting! Isn't it annoying? ”
Cao Wei sighed bitterly, thinking that he could be caught and scolded for making a joke early in the morning, this is what his wife can do, ordinary women don't have the guts, but they are about to go to work, and they don't have time to worry about this loser, in case they are late, then they will not be scolded for one or two sentences, but they are likely to be scolded for a year or two, so he sighed and said
"Wife, I'm sorry! I was wrong! I don't dare in the future! Let's put on our shoes and wash our faces! I used to go to work! ”
Wang Cuihua saw that Cao Wei didn't answer the conversation, and thought to herself, don't think that if you don't say anything, I can't help you, but I don't want to go to work on the first day, so I was scolded, but she still couldn't swallow this bad breath, kicked again, and said angrily
"You don't look at what time it is, where is the time to wash your face! Putting your face all day long! What's the use of washing your face! Don't talk nonsense anymore, quickly pack up your things and leave! If you're late today, you'll have to wait for how you're going to die! ”
Cao Wei looked at Wang Cuihua's anxious appearance, and his heart suddenly blossomed, thinking that there are actually things in this world that you are anxious about, tens of thousands of yuan You say to give away, this will be a few hundred wages a month, here with me anxious, I really obey you, and brother, I am afraid that you will be late, so I specially set four alarms to wake you up, and now an alarm clock has just sounded, how can you be late, this is not an international joke, so I slowly took the shoes over, glanced at it and said with a bad smile
"Oops! Don't stop scolding around the bush, and don't forget, shameless people don't necessarily don't wash their faces every day, and people who wash their faces every day don't necessarily take their faces seriously! I asked you to wash your face because if you don't wash your face, it will affect your image! It doesn't mean anything else! Don't be in a hurry, everything is under my control, you still have to do what you have to do! ”
Wang Cuihua looked at Cao Wei's waist and almost exploded, and slapped this guy in the head, and said extremely irritably
"How to give you some sunshine, you are brilliant, I don't know what my surname is! Jinhua has sent a call to urge, you are still in your control, can you stop the earth, or can you turn back time? What else can you do but make me angry all day long! Don't talk nonsense, put shoes on me quickly! ”
Cao Wei was speechless for an instant, thinking to himself that as a woman, how can she like to beat people so much, if you dare to hit people again, be careful brother, I will catch a scorpion for you that day and release your palm, so that you can hit enough at one time, but in this case, I can only think about it in my heart, and still said with a smile
"Oops! It seems that my little baby is really in a hurry! It actually made my scalp tingle! You're all right! Or I'll blow it to you! But no matter how you fight, who should I say, you say that I am with you, how can you be late for the first day of work, isn't this a disguised scolding of me for being unreliable? The phone is next to you, you can see for yourself what time it is, you can't rush over and stand at the door of the cafeteria and wait to get to work! That's too dedicated! Do you think I'm right? ”
Wang Cuihua glared, thinking that you are an unreliable person, I don't believe that you can do anything reliable, it's just an international joke, but she still couldn't help but pick up the phone, but she slapped her face fiercely, and said in great surprise
"Is this Jinhua sleepy! Why did you call at half past five, why did you get up so early, I really took her over! What time did you get up, and you didn't get up early for the first time and didn't pinch it to go to work! The sun is coming out of the west! ”
Cao Wei pursed his lips, thinking that you gave up the life of brocade clothes and food for the first time, came to the mountains of northern Shaanxi, and lived a hard life of eating bran vegetables with me, I have something strange about getting up early for you, I wanted to say Haven't you heard of the things that make men desperate, either for amorous women, or for filling their stomachs, brother, I got up so early, naturally for you, the love sister, but I was afraid of being deducted a hat with impure motives, and I smiled faintly and tied the shoelace and said
"That's it! People Jinhua told you to get up, why don't you listen to your words and don't thank others, why do you still have some complaints about others! Your waiter was going to enter the kitchen at six o'clock, and now it's ten o'clock, you still don't get up and wait for when you get up, it's hard to go to work on the first day, and go to work unkempt! This is not in line with your temperament, let alone your style! Come on! Hurry up and wash your face! ”
(End of chapter)