"The hand was only 0.01 centimeters above my head, but after a quarter of a second, the owner of the big hand would take me as an apprentice because I had decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect. ”

From the eyes of the Heavenly Master, it can be seen that half a step further, he will pinch me to death.

I thought, you should do this, and I should probably die too.

But in order to live, I had no choice.

There was once a sincere mentoring and apprenticeship in front of me, and I didn't cherish it.

I regret it when I lose it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this.

If God could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that master: Good master.

If I had to add a term to this mentorship, I would like it to be...... 10,000 years"

The Heavenly Master nodded and said with relief: "Yes, the children can be taught." ”

Zhang Lingyu next to him looked stupid, and the other brothers and sisters on the side were also confused.

Then Tian Lao applauded and said in confusion: "I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending." ”

The apprenticeship process went smoothly, and Wang Situ also explained the cause and effect of the incident.

Of course, only he knows about the crossing.

In fact, Wang Situ himself is also very resistant to confessing, mainly because the time and place of Wang Situ's appearance are too detailed in the hands of the Heavenly Master. There is no privacy at all, so it is better to explain it all.

On the same day, through the intervention of relevant departments, Wang Situ obtained his ID card and social security number.

After paying the medical insurance, Wang Situ settled in Longhu Mountain.

Wang Situ has been on the mountain for a week, and he has eaten all the specialties of Longhu Mountain in this week!

I ate all the Shangqing tofu, chestnut roasted chicken, the heavenly master's gossip feast, steamed eggs with pickled vegetable pulp, shredded salted pork with winter bamboo shoots, and steamed pork with rice noodles.

Now the proprietress of those restaurants are very enthusiastic when they see Wang Situ, without him, he is handsome, and he is arrogant.

In the early morning of the next day, Wang Situ went to morning class with his senior brother Zhang Lingyu.

When the brothers were reciting the scriptures, Wang Situ got up late and didn't catch breakfast.

He took out a small bag from his arms, which contained dried eggplant, a local specialty.

Take a bite and chew slowly at the corner of your mouth when people are not paying attention.

Strange to say, this dried eggplant can be said to be a special flavor of Longhu Mountain.

Freshly picked eggplant is made by combining raw materials such as chili, garlic, and glutinous rice, and then steaming, boiling, simmering, wrapping, blending, and storing through various traditional techniques.

It can be said that the process is complicated, so the taste is refreshing after tasting it, and I want to eat it again. And what is unexpected is that Yujiang dried eggplant also has obvious effects on symptoms such as motion sickness and vomiting of pregnant women.

This taste was right to Wang Situ's appetite, and he chewed it again while people were not paying attention.

was eating fragrantly, when a hand reached out next to him, hooked his fingers, and signaled him to want it too.

Wang Situ thought to himself, everyone is the same brother and sister, so people can't help but give it, besides, everyone is an adult, so you have to understand how to understand the world, right?

Besides, it doesn't matter if you're rich and free.

He grabbed a handful and put it in his big hand, then withdrew his hand.

Wang Situ stuffed a piece of dried eggplant into his mouth again, how could he suddenly feel that this hand was so familiar?

Whose hand is it like?

Why can't you remember?

Just when Wang Situ was puzzled, the big hand stretched out again, and there were still fine eggplant dregs left on it.

Wang Situ looked all the way along the palm of the other party's hand, and saw the Heavenly Master sticking his waist beside him, chewing dried eggplant in his mouth, and stretching out his hand to ask for it.

The dried eggplant that had not been chewed in his mouth was forcibly swallowed by Wang Situ, and he greeted the old master with a little choked: "Master ...... early"

The old heavenly master grabbed the small bag containing dried eggplant in Wang Situ's hand, checked it, and then picked up the small bag and poured it into his mouth.

While chewing dried eggplant, he looked at Wang Situ with dead fish eyes.

After eating three or two bites, he clapped his hands.

hooked his finger at Wang Situ and motioned for Wang Situ to follow.

Then he turned and left......

Wang Situ was very flustered, thinking, "Wouldn't it be that I went to Qianshan yesterday to take pictures with the young ladies and was caught by the master??? ”

Isn't it true that a priest can also get married?

I was thinking about it all the way, and after a while, I arrived at the residence of the Heavenly Master.

The Celestial Master pushed open the door, picked up the teapot from the table in the main hall and poured a cup of tea, and then remembered that there was someone behind him, and poured another cup.

Then he patted the stool next to him and said to Wang Situ, "Come and sit." ”

Wang Situ saw that the Heavenly Master's complexion was stable, and he was not expected to get angry, so he licked his smiling face, ran over with a fart, and sat next to the Heavenly Master.

The Celestial Master picked up the tea, rinsed it in his mouth, and then swallowed it in one gulp.

Wang Situ also learned in a good way, and after the master and apprentice drank the tea, they both exhaled a long breath.

Seeing that the tea was finished, the Heavenly Master spoke: "Situ, how long have you been on the mountain?" ”

When Wang Situ heard this, he sighed in his heart. "This old man, you can't be trying to drive me away, is you? At first, I hated this place, but I lived for a while, there was food, drink and scenery, there was a young lady in front of the mountain, and there was no shortage of supermarkets and restaurants. ”

Then Wang Situ replied cautiously: "Back to the master, it has been more than seven days to go up the mountain." ”

According to the routines in Journey to the West that I have seen before, from what the master said when Sun Wukong was learning art and drove him away, the next sentence of the Heavenly Master should say: "Where you come from, just go from there." ”

Then Wang Situ should say: "I have been away from home for more than seven days to tell the Venerable Master, although I am looking back on my relatives and friends in the old days, but I have not repaid the kindness of the master, so I dare not go"

Finally, the Heavenly Master waved his sleeves: "Get out!" You're a bitch! ”

Then Wang Situ went down the mountain in tears.

Just when he was thinking like this, the Heavenly Master saw that Wang Situ was distracted, and hit the other party on the head with a chestnut.

Wang Situ, who was in pain, covered his head and gasped.

Then the Heavenly Master said with an unhappy face: "The teacher asked you to go down the mountain to help find someone, why are you still grinding and chirping?" ”

Seeing that the Heavenly Master raised his hand again, Wang Situ hurriedly explained: "I was just thinking about how to find someone to come down the mountain, I really didn't desert!" You have to trust me! ”

Seeing Wang Situ's sincere face, the old heavenly master's raised hand was also a little embarrassed to hit down, and then brushed his hair with his raised hand.

said with a pleasant face: "The master came to you because he also valued your ability to crawl and roll in the dust." ”

"Originally, I wanted Lingyu to go, but Lingyu grew up in the mountains since she was a child, and she didn't understand the truth of the world, so I was afraid that it would be frequent to go."

"So this task will be handed over to you, the main thing is that the task is arduous, and if there is one in the future, let that kid Lingyu go, what do you think?"

Wang Situ looked at the smiling expression of the Heavenly Master, and only felt a chill in his back.

If you don't agree, it is estimated that the medical insurance that has just been opened for a short time should be used.

Then Wang Situ replied categorically: "There is something to do, the disciple obeys it!" ”