Chapter 19: Plants vs. Zombies
Feng Baobao took Zhang Chulan and ran all the way on the roof!
Wang Situ had no choice but to run around the village......
Uncle Zhao, who was sleeping under the tree on the side, was woken up by the strong wind brought by Wang Situ's running.
Then Yigulu sat up from the recliner, touched his bald head, and said angrily: "Malegobi, where did the demon wind come from!" β
At this time, the wife not far away came over with the washed fruit. He said softly: "When it's windy outside, go inside and watch TV." β
Such a plot is constantly being staged in this suitable village for the elderly.
And Comrade Wang Situ, the initiator of all this, is still scurrying around the village like a headless fly.
scurrying around, Wang Situ stopped.
Carefully recalled the plot under one person.
At first, it seemed to be for Zhang Chulan and his grandfather, and Zhang Xilin was digging the grave?
Looking at the map, Wang Situ ran towards the cemetery in the village.
.............
The sunset gradually set, and Zhang Chulan, who was abducted, also woke up in a daze.
"Hiss~ My head hurts so much, what the hell is ......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a pair of emotionless eyes looking directly at him.
This is the cheap sister Zhang Baobao I saw in the afternoon, and she was holding a kitchen knife with a cold face.
Frightened, Zhang Chulan swallowed the few words she didn't say, and thought: "This posture is going to be firewood!" β
At this time, an emotional drama had been staged in Zhang Chulan's mind.
"Unscrupulous father Zhang Yude, goes in and out of Fengyue places every day, smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, tattooing and eating fat."
"I met the mother of Zhang Baobao, a woman from a good family, and then married each other by relying on rhetoric."
"Then he didn't change his life, he still smoked, drank and played cards, and went out to mess with flowers."
"Until one day, the unscrupulous father Zhang Yude lost all the family's belongings."
"Ran away by himself, leaving Zhang Baobao's mother and daughter to live alone."
"Later, due to overwork, Zhang Baobao's mother became ill from overwork, and then died."
"And Zhang Baobao, who is helpless, works and studies, and finally has a new beginning."
"As a result, I met Zhang Yude, an unscrupulous father who came back to hide from his debts, and then he was defrauded of the only savings he had."
"The unscrupulous father Zhang Yude only left a note with the address and name written on it, and then left in style."
"The helpless Zhang Baobao can only come to take refuge, the cheap brother left by his father's wife."
At this time, Zhang Chulan had already moved herself to tears, and said to Feng Baobao with a sincere face: "Baby, you don't have to live so hard in the future, there is a brother in the future, and my brother can support this family!" β
Feng Baobao, who was about to dig a pit with a shovel on the side, turned his head in confusion and asked curiously, "What are you talking about?" Why can't I understand it? β
Just when these two people, one was moved, and the other was silent.
The sound of Si Si Suo was heard in the woods at night, and the two of them couldn't help but be attracted by the sound and looked in the direction from which the sound came.
Then he saw a withered, hideous palm coming out of the ground. Then several more similar hands came out of the surrounding ground.
After a while, the owner of the hand broke through the ground, and his empty eyes just met Zhang Chulan's gaze, which frightened Zhang Chulan's hair! The upper and lower teeth chattered.
Turning his head and trembling, he said to Feng Baobao: "Baby, could this be the zombie on TV~"
Ignoring the miserable howl of Zhang Chulan next to him, Feng Baobao concentrated on digging the pit, and said without looking back: "It should be......"
Seeing the zombies gradually approaching, Zhang Chulan couldn't sit still anymore, got up and prepared to pick up Feng Baobao and run back.
He also screamed, "It's a fart!" Don't run and wait for death! β
As a result, Zhang Chulan was knocked down by the other party's shovel before he touched Feng Baobao......
Holding his head and rolling on the ground, his mouth was still broken: "It was Zhang Yude's old bastard who hurt you, I really treat you as a sister!" β
The nearest zombie reached out to grab Zhang Chulan, and Feng Baobao, who was digging the soil, knocked down the zombie with another shovel.
Zhang Chulan, who was about to flee for his life, hurriedly crawled to Feng Baobao's side, looked up at each other in adoration, and gave a thumbs up!
Then he said flatteringly: "The woman of our old Zhang family is just one word, fierce!" β
At this time, the second zombie also arrived, stretched out its claws and prepared to arrest people.
Feng Baobao, who was digging a pit, picked up the shovel unhurriedly, didn't turn his head back, and waved his hand casually.
The head of the second zombie fell, and Zhang Chulan, who was about to go over to help, was in a cold sweat.
I thought to myself, "This, such a tall skill." Who is this pit dug for? You can't dig it for me, will you??? β
Later, in order to confirm, he asked flatteringly: "Baby, this pit ...... It can't be for me, is it??? β
Seeing that the pit was almost dug, he turned his head to look at Zhang Chulan with a drowning expression.
Feng Baobao lifted the hair that slipped from his ears, looked at Zhang Chulan with a calm face and said, "That's right, this pit is just for you." β
After that, he grabbed Zhang Chulan's neck and threw him into the pit casually.
Completely ignoring Zhang Chulan's various pleadings and gambling curses and swearing, Feng Baobao turned his head and left.
Zhang Chulan, who was still at the bottom of the pit, looked at the zombies that were densely gathered around and swallowed his saliva.
Then he said flatteringly: "Uncles, let me go today, and burn paper for you tomorrow, I swear!" Yellow paper tube is enough! β
Seeing that this group of zombies did not react at all, they still gradually moved closer to themselves.
Zhang Chulan's original funny expression disappeared in an instant, and at this time, a trace of lust flashed in her eyes, and her hands crackled with bones.
In my heart, I thought: "The person who is in the way is gone, then it is time to perform by yourself......"
Just as he was about to start, Wang Situ's voice came from a distance......
"Zhang Chulan, you bastard! Hear a squeak! β
Listening to Wang Situ's broken gong voice, he howled vigorously.
Zhang Chulan let out a long breath, and then her expression returned to the teasing appearance just now.
shouted in the direction from which the voice came: "Brother Situ! I'm here! I'm hereοΌοΌοΌ β
Wang Situ, who was cruising slowly, heard this, and said in his heart: "I can be regarded as finding your turtle son!" β
In the direction the sound came from, it was an acceleration!
After just listening to the swish, Wang Situ appeared next to Zhang Chulan.
Then he looked around and said suspiciously: "What about the woman?" Where did you go? Why are you alone??? β
Zhang Chulan hugged Wang Situ's thigh and cried: "Don't mention that woman, she abandoned me!" β
He pulled Zhang Chulan's head aside, took out today's pea shooter from his arms, and put it on the ground.
Zhang Chulan, who watched this scene, was stunned for a moment, and then shouted sadly: "I'm Brother Situ!" Aren't you stupid by that woman! Tell me back! β
Wang Situ turned his head and smiled at Zhang Chulan, and waved his hand!
Then he said, "Come out!" Pea shooter! β
The pea shooter doll seemed to be alive, and its expression became vivid.
I saw that the pea shooter looked at the attacking zombie with a look of disdain. Then it was like spitting......
he tuiοΌ (onomatopoeia)
A pea with a diameter of 20 centimeters hit the zombie's head at a very fast speed, directly knocking out the zombie's head!
Zhang Chulan, who was watching the battle next to him, was shocked, turned his head to Wang Situ and stammered: "I don't want to give away the pea shooter's doll, can you give it back to me?" β