"Master, have you ever liked someone?"

"You're not talking nonsense, if I don't like you, I can pull you so hard with a handful of and urine? Just because you were a melon baby who always peed in Lao Tzu's arms back then, if Lao Tzu didn't like you, he would have thrown you into the mountains to feed the dogs. ”

"Master, there are no dogs in our mountains."

"Hey wolf."

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"Master, what do you say is like liking someone?"

"The feeling of being dead."

"Master, you are serious, I am discussing problems with you from the perspective of a fellow Taoist."

"I'm also very serious, but I just feel dead."

"Master, can you give me a perfect explanation?"

"If you like someone, you always think about this person in your heart, you don't think about tea and food, you don't want to do anything, it's not like you're dead."

"Master, you are really a little underwhelmed by the nonsense you look like you're talking nonsense."

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"Master, do you like people? For example, those slightly beautiful nephews and nephews in the mountains, or the female benefactors who go up the mountain to incense or something? ”

"I won't tell you everything, those female crowns in the mountains are much younger than my age, I'm not used to making people call one Xuan Shi Ancestor when I am double cultivating."

"Do you have a favorite of the Yamashita girl? Do you like those women who often come to the incense? ”

"Since our dragon head incense has been banned, how can anyone come to us, where can I go to see the female benefactor?"

"Master, does this mean that if a female benefactor comes to our Little Lotus Peak, she will meet someone you like?"

"How do I feel like you're looking for a fight again?"

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"Isn't it time to deliver food, why aren't you active today, didn't you rush to go before?"

"Master, I don't want to go."

"Hey, didn't you say that you are very close to the monks of the two saint temples, and you have a feeling of familiarity at first sight, and the three of you are done?"

"It's not."

"Oh, you said you like to listen to that Confucian student's reasoning, could it be that the Confucian has no ink in his stomach?"

"It's not."

"Oh, that's when you say you're willing to listen to the night three more talk about the swords, swords, and shadows in the rivers and lakes under the mountain, and you're tired of listening?"

"Not really."

"What's that?"

"Master, don't bother me, okay, I want to be alone."

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"Didn't you say you didn't want to go to deliver food and want to be alone, why did you go again?"

"Master, I think it's very bad for you to not open a pot and mention which pot, this is a disease, and it must be cured."

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"Leopard, tell me what's wrong with that little rabbit cub these days, how can he seem to be a different person, is it the time of rebellion? Spending so much time together that you two have spent all day, have you noticed anything about him? ”

"Why don't you speak? If you don't tell me the truth again, will you believe me and throw you into the mountains? ”

"Oh, I can't speak to you, then you give me a dream, aren't you a leopard under Lu Zu back then? The two of us are also destined. But you said that you have lived for so many years, why haven't you become a sperm? ”

"What are you biting me for, I'll do it if you bite me again."

"You hammer, you still bite! I'll tell you your face! ”

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"Master, I think if you are bored, you can go to other mountains to go around, there is no need to cut stone carvings every day."

"You know a hammer, I call it enlightenment."

"What are you doing with the leopard?"

"I don't."

"Still say no? I'm going to relieve my hands, you see the leopard biting your robe, if you don't provoke him, he can bite you? ”

"Actually, this is what I accidentally rubbed, do you believe it or not?"

"I believe you have a hammer."

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"Master, I feel as if I've grown up."

"Don't think that if you don't wet the bed last night, you'll grow up, twelve-year-old Gua Wazi, what are you pretending to be old with me here."

"Master, I'm talking to you very seriously, can you be more serious."

"Oh, then you say."

"Master, I want to double cultivate."

"Zhang Yunji, I advise you to be serious."

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"Do you sleep or not, what are you doing over and over again?"

"Master, it's been a long time since you've called me to gather."

"Don't pretend to be depressed with me here, I can't sleep when you turn over and over again, you know no."

"Master, I always think about that person in my head, and I can't sleep, what should I do?"

"You don't really like the daughter of the outer disciple's family, do you?"

"It's not her."

"You're a little amorous, and you still want to step on two boats?"

"Master, let's stop talking, I'm not the same person as you."

"You can't sleep anyway, and I won't let you fall asleep, otherwise you can tell me, and I'll enlighten you."

"Master, don't tease, you're still a bachelor."

"You have a point."

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"Master, have you slept?"

"I slept."

"Master, we're not monks, what are you fighting, what are you talking about?"

"Yo he, Gua Wazi didn't learn in vain with the two monks, they all know the edge."

"Master, be serious, I want you to enlighten me."

"I'm a bachelor, how can I enlighten you?"

"Master, your cautious look is really underwhelming."

"Forget it, I don't remember villains, you can talk about it."

"I seem to like the night benefactor."

"Yunji, Master doesn't object to your dual cultivation, but Master doesn't allow you to double cultivate with men."

“……”

"Why don't you talk? Asleep? ”

"Master, let's sleep separately in the future, I feel annoyed to see you now."

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"That's what you think of her?"

"Hmm."

"You kid has come to your senses."

"What do you mean? Master, we can't turn around and scold people. ”

"You also know that the martial arts outside the mountain divide the two veins of qi art, just talking about qi refining martial arts, there are nine realms of entry, foundation building, ascending steps, and entering the nine realms of tomorrow. To put it bluntly, it is an immortal in the world, and then cultivating is a realm that warriors can not easily get through. Of course, in the past 500 years, the luck has somehow thinned and pitiful, and the blessings and shadows of the ancestors of each family are also so few that the people who preach the Tao do not know what to do. ”

"Master, what do you mean by saying so much?"

"Why haven't you fallen asleep?"

"I'm not waiting for you to enlighten me."

"I thought you'd fall asleep with all that."

"Master, can you use dim sum?"

"I'll continue to tell you, I call it the method of distraction, move your attention to other places, you don't have to think about it, you can fall asleep."

“……”

"Where did I tell you? The first four realms of the nine realms of qi refining martial arts are the foundation of training, and once you enter the heavenly phenomena, it is another world. After the ninth turn of the celestial phenomenon, he entered the hall and entered the room, borrowing qi to control the qi, just like an immortal. A few days ago, the watershed borrowed the power of the sky, which is the highest level of borrowing qi, and that is also the level that only the immortals in the world can do. Speaking of which, our Buddhism and Taoism are much simpler, pay attention to a coincidental epiphany, and if you can't have an epiphany, you have to be enlightened and enlightened. You can understand at such a young age, it's not simple, it's better than Master. ”

"Master, I'm not used to you praising me like this."

"Why haven't you fallen asleep?"

"If you can't sleep, you can't sleep."

"Then I'll tell you about it, and then I'll talk about the foreign martial artists who mainly focus on physical skills, because they are heavy on martial arts, like Mo Wanren, and they have the ability to practice horizontally..."

"Master, I'm sleepy, let's sleep."

"I'm still thinking that after I'm done talking about this, I'll tell you about Buddhist practice, as well as the Confucian monks who don't often walk in this world. If you really want to talk about it, our Wudang can gather the four Taoist practitioners of Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism and Wu at the same time, which is really rare, and you can say it when you accept apprentices in the future. ”

“……”

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"Master."

"You melon baby, I woke you up with a hammer as soon as I came to sleep, you won't let me sleep if you don't sleep, right?"

"Yes."

"Get out of here and go to sleep!"

"Master, we are sleeping outside, and the heaven and earth you said can better absorb the essence of heaven and earth, aura, sun and moon, which is comparable to drinking Caixia at night with white dew in the morning and white dew. Master, have you forgotten? If you push me out again, I'll go to the dragon head incense. ”

"Don't talk about it, how do you say you can sleep?"

"I just wanted to talk to you."

"You said you were a twelve-year-old melon baby, what kind of melancholy did you pretend."

"If you are enlightened, you will be enlightened, and you will not be able to measure the size by your actual age."

"I feel like you're my master."

"Master, to be serious, is it me who likes someone? I can't sleep, but fortunately, I think of her from time to time. ”

"I don't know."

"That should be it."

"I advise you, you two are not suitable."

"I think so."

"How can you allow your own girl to marry a Taoist priest to double cultivate?"

"I think so. But I think I can do it upside down. ”

"Is this the reason for the inverted door?"

"I think so."

“……”

"Master, why don't you speak again?"

"I'm wondering."

"Wondering what?"

"What do you know, you half-size?"

"Master, I don't know what I'm thinking. Two days ago, when the female benefactor came, I went to see the excitement, you don't know how sassy she was sitting on the horse. Even if she was blind and couldn't see, she didn't even pay attention to the fight that was only two or three feet away from her, so she didn't take it seriously. I think the female generals mentioned in the banned books in our mountains are similar to this. ”

"You know a female general with a hammer."

"She argued with Jiu Er in Huixin Nunnery, that rhetoric was really powerful, and the head of the old gentleman's master, Han Feizi, the supreme sergeant, and Lu Zu and other personal amorous people commented on the Tao, and the grandson of Jiu'e said that she had a mystery in her mouth, and I think she was hiding the way of heaven in her heart, so she could spit out the mystery in her mouth."

"You know the way of a hammer."

"There is a mountainside where I found the wrong person and almost hurt the night benefactor, you look at her again, a sentence that all living beings are equal, the old man, I feel that the benefit of her tongue is no worse than the night donor's borrowing heavenly thunder and the sentient beings of the great monk."

"Yo, you're enlightened."

"There is also talking to Shangyun's nephew on the mountain, gentle and frugal, neither humble nor arrogant, this is not what those small jasper families under the mountain can have."

"What is in the eyes of a lover?"

"I have inquired a lot about her from the outer disciples in the past few days, and she and her younger brother came to the mountains to really blame the disciples of our Wudang Sect for not having any virtue. Thanks to Master for not teaching me martial arts, otherwise I would have beaten Han Youyu! But if I want to know some kung fu, I will also learn from my master to scold all the way up the mountain, scold Jiuding, and vent her anger to her sisters and brothers. ”

"If you have something to say, don't turn your elbow out."

"It's because of something that I said, my elbow didn't turn out."

“……”

"Master, especially in the past few days, as soon as I see her, my heart jumps so much, I know that she is not an ordinary woman."

"I don't think she's ordinary for you to say."

"Several times, I always had the feeling that I had seen her somewhere before, but I couldn't tell where she was. Master, you say it's strange, it's not strange. ”

"Not strange."

"Huh?"

In the stone cave of Longtou Xiangli, Zhang Sanfeng, a thin Taoist priest who was covered by the sky, turned over, and his thin body was blown by the cold wind in the night, and tightened the not thick quilt for the apprentice, and looked sideways at the starry side of the cliff, muttering: "It's a flash in the pan, just for Taixuan." ”