Chapter 53: Wang Situ angrily scolded Zhuge Villager!!
(Warning!! )
After Zanglong finished his tirade, Wang Situ and the others dispersed.
In the evening, in a dense forest.
Xia He changed into a young woman with charm and walked on the mountain road.
I saw that her figure was graceful, and her appearance was even more like a flower.
The body is plump, round and jade.
Many Cao thieves passing by frequently looked back.
Many Inhumans are so excited that they want to come forward and talk to them.
The young woman only nodded slightly, and then declined everyone.
There are a few people with bad intentions on the road, ready to take advantage of their unpreparedness and turn into tigers and wolves.
were all warned by the Taoist priests who patrolled the mountains nearby, with their eyes.
"Do not do dirty things on Longhu Mountain, violators will be severely punished."
Seeing the young woman walking all the way to the back mountain, the Taoist boy on the road saw that he had the intention to stop him, but he was stopped by his senior brother.
He whispered: "Don't spoil the elders." ”
Dao Tong asked, "Which elder?" ”
Senior brother pointed to the top of the back mountain and said, "Uncle Situ." ”
Hearing this, Dao Tong was stunned and asked, "Why Uncle Situ?" Is there anyone else on the mountain? ”
The senior brother replied: "There are many people on the mountain, but there is only one person who lives alone in the back mountain, and that is Uncle Situ." ”
As he was talking, Wang Situ walked over from the side.
The two of them greeted Uncle Xiao with their hands in hand.
Wang Situ waved his hand in reply, and walked towards the mountain.
After seeing his uncle leave, Dao Tong asked, "Is the mountain still guarding tonight?" ”
Senior brother, looked at the sky and said, "Uncle Shi is doing things tonight, it's inconvenient, you and I won't patrol the back mountain." ”
With that, the two left.
It wasn't until the two of them went down the mountain that Zhang Lingyu arrived.
On the way, many people were questioned before they found out the trace of the young woman.
chased all the way to the foot of the back mountain, and Zhang Lingyu had bad thoughts.
He rushed to the single courtyard on the top of the back mountain.
After a while, the two brothers Zhuge Qing and Zhuge Bai came to the back mountain.
Zhuge Bai looked at the single courtyard on the top of the mountain and asked, "Qing, do you really want to find that Wang Situ to compete?" ”
"In a few days, there is a high probability that the two of you will compete in the arena, why do it now?"
Zhuge Qing also looked at the single courtyard on the top of the mountain and said: "I have a hunch that this person is my fate. ”
Seeing that Zhuge Qing said this, Zhuge Bai didn't say anything, and walked to the mountain with Zhuge Qing.
On the top of the back mountain, Xia He faded his body and changed to his original appearance.
I saw Xia He, with a flower-like face, red lips and white teeth.
Pink hair shawl, revealing delicate collarbones. The body is plump and curved.
showed pure desire to the fullest, only to make people blush and heartbeat, and the lower abdomen was hot.
Xia He pushed the door and entered the Situ courtyard.
Hiding the traces, he entered Situ's bedroom.
Put the small blue pill given by Dou Mei into the teapot......
The pill was colorless and odorless, melted when it entered the water, and there was no trace of it.
Then he took the antidote and waited on the bed for Wang Situ to arrive.
After a while, Wang Situ returned to the small courtyard.
He closed the door casually and prepared to go back to practice.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the room, I felt a moment of heat.
The power of the horse charm easily suppressed this feeling.
Wang Situ had no intention of doing so, so he went to bed and prepared to cultivate.
As soon as I sat down, I felt that something was wrong.
Wang Situ was frightened, "Puff! "Run out for several meters.
Looking back, I saw Xia He wrapped in a quilt on the bed.
Wang Situ scolded: "All-sex demon, come to my Dragon and Tiger Mountain, what do you want?" ”
Seeing this, Xia He hid his face and pretended to cry: "You and I haven't seen each other for a few days, so we are so angry!" ”
"The grace of a meal that day, you will forget it?"
"It's bitter that the old man came to relieve the pain of lovesickness!"
Hearing this, before Wang Situ could say anything, there was an angry roar from the rear!
"What a couple of adulterers and adulteresses!"
At this time, Zhang Lingyu stomped open the door of the house and walked in.
As soon as Xia He heard that it was Zhang Lingyu, he stopped being pretentious.
As soon as you get up, you have to explain!
Zhang Lingyu waved his sleeves and pushed Xia He back on the bed.
At this time, Wang Situ was watching the play next to him, picking up the teapot and blowing on the pot......
Seeing Zhang Lingyu raising his palm, Xia He didn't dodge or dodge, his eyes looked at Zhang Lingyu directly, and let him fight.
Tears flowed down his cheeks, biting his lips tightly, looking aggrieved.
said: "You misunderstood me, things are not what you think!" ”
When Zhang Lingyu saw it, he raised it and hit it, but he couldn't fall for a long time.
Seeing this situation, Xia He had already scolded Gao Ning to death in his heart.
Today it was Gao Ning who proposed to let Xia Hese seduce Wang Situ, either join or die.
At this time, if hatred can kill, Gao Ning estimates that even the ashes have been raised by Xia He......
Just when the two were at a stalemate, Zhuge Qing broke in with Zhuge Bai.
Seeing such a situation, Zhuge Qing covered Zhuge Bai's eyes and said, "Don't look at it, children!" ”
Hearing this, Xia He and Zhang Lingyu glared angrily.
Zhuge Qing glanced to the side in embarrassment, because this picture was not what he heard with Listening to the Wind.
At this time, Wang Situ put down the teapot and drank a full water.
The sound of the teapot colliding with the table broke the awkwardness.
Zhang Lingyu lifted the golden light spell, looked at Wang Situ with his eyes, gritted his teeth and asked, "Senior brother, why are you colluding with all-sex demons!" What is the intention? ”
Hearing this, Wang Situ took a sip and scolded: "Which of the two of us colludes with the all-sex demon, don't you have a B number in your heart?" ”
Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu was about to have a seizure!
Unexpectedly, Zhuge Qing, who had been replenished by his brain for a long time, took the lead.
Zhuge Qing arched his hand and asked, "Is it Wang Situ?" ”
Wang Situ also replied: "Exactly! ”
Zhuge Qing said: "I have heard the name of the Shenxing Taibao for a long time, and I am honored to meet you today!" Since you know the destiny of heaven and the affairs of the times, why should you be with the whole nature, be unfaithful to your brother and unjust to your sister-in-law?"
Wang Situ asked rhetorically: "I was ordered to beg for thieves, what does it mean to be unfaithful to my brother and unjust to my sister-in-law?"
Zhuge Qing replied: "Human feelings change, feelings are easier, and it is natural to return to the first person. (Zhuge Bai nodded beside him)
Wang Situ Yao pointed at Zhang Lingyu and said, "Senior brother is a thief who begs for all sexes, and he actually occupies Xia He's body, what is the person who gets first?"
Zhuge Qing replied: "Since the Jiashen Rebellion, the whole sex is rampant, the alien strife, the rivers and lakes are in danger of exhaustion, and the alien is in urgent need of hanging upside down. ”
"Lingyu Zhenren, Shenwen Shengwu, inheriting the Heavenly Master, Ying Tianhe people, borrowing Luo Tian Dajiao, and dealing with the Heavenly Master to govern Longhu Mountain, isn't this the will of the Heavenly Heart?"
"Today, Situ Yun is a great talent, holding a big weapon to compare himself to Lingyu and Heavenly Master, why should he go against the principles of heaven and act against human feelings? Don't you hear the ancients: Those who follow the sky prosper, and those who go against the sky die. ”
"Today, I Zhuge Qing and Zhuge Bai, although there are only two of them. How can the fluorescent light of the rotten grass compare to the bright moon in the sky?"
"If you get lost and know your way back, and you come down with Lilly, you still don't lose the name of Taibao, and you are in harmony with the mountain gate, isn't it beautiful?"
Wang Situ laughed wildly a few times, picked up the bamboo fan next to the table, held the fan and replied: "I thought that you, as a descendant of Zhuge , would have a high opinion when you came to this house and faced me. I didn't expect to say such a vulgar word! ”
"I have a word, please listen. In the past, when the mountain went down and Jiashen, the mountain gate declined, the family caused trouble, the country was in turmoil, and the Quartet was disturbed. After the anti-Japanese resistance, the Wang family and the Lu family rose one after another. hijacked Zibu, brutal creatures, because of it, on the rivers and lakes, rotten wood is the head; ”
"Between the mountain gates, the food skills of birds and beasts. So that the wolf-hearted dog-lungs are raging, and the chickens and dogs are thieves have been martial, so that the rivers and lakes have become mounds and ruins, and strangers have suffered from misery! ”
"On the occasion of this national crisis, what did he Zhang Lingyu do? Lingyu's life, I know it, he lives in the mountain of dragons and tigers, and he first entered the world to discuss the whole sex, and he should serve the mountain gate, and the heart of the strangers in the world should be repaid. ”
"The sin is so great that heaven and earth will not tolerate it!"
When Zhuge Qing heard this, his fingers trembled and pointed at Wang Situ and said, "You...... Stuart Pifu, you dare to ......"
Hearing this, Wang Situ stood up angrily and said angrily: "Shut up! Shameless thief, don't you know that after today, the people of the rivers and lakes are willing to eat your flesh raw, and dare to rap here! ”
"Fortunately, the will of heaven is not endless, on this Dragon and Tiger Mountain, inheriting the heavenly master, I am now under the will of the heavenly master, the teacher is begging for thieves, since you are a flatterer, you can only hide and shrink your head, for food and clothing, how dare you call the number of days in front of me!"
"Zhuge Pifu? Zhuge thief? If you are destined to return to Jiuquan one day, what face will you have to see Zhuge Xianxian at that time?! ”
Zhuge Qing covered his chest with his hands and said in a trembling voice: "I, I, I ......"
Wang Situ took advantage of the victory to pursue, and reprimanded loudly: "Dirty thief, you have lived in vain for more than twenty years, and you have not made an inch of merit in your life, you will only shake your lips and puff your tongue!" Sleeping with the enemy! A dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me, I have never seen such a brazen person! ”
Zhuge Qing was furious, and trembled: "You, you...... Ah......h
(Fell under the table, stepped forward left and right, and didn't die...... )
PS: The author loves the party purely, and in the afternoon, he unintentionally watched Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, so he made it. (Don't blame if you don't like it, just this one.) )