337. Black humor in London

London is an interesting city, gentlemanly but also rebellious.

The rock music here is very good, and there have been many rock bands that have influenced the world here, such as the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Goatskin, etc.

On the first night of his arrival in London, Chen Li'an was dragged by Ji Fa to a bar hidden in an alley, and even Bai Qing, who was reluctant to go out, was not spared.

However, Chen Li'an did not forget the young people in the team, although there were only three young people except him and Bai Qing, but it was still very lively to sit in the bar and drink.

In the lively bar, the passionate singing of rock bands makes the atmosphere of the bar very hot.

Several people who followed Chen Li'an were going abroad for the first time, and they couldn't adapt to the fanatical atmosphere of such a strange environment, and their bodies couldn't help shaking, but they didn't dare to shake their heads with those people.

It may be that the bars in London are the opposite of the romance in Paris, and they haven't been able to convert for a while.

Even Liu Tao sat next to Chen Li'an and drank and didn't dare to jump around, looking at those rock singers with long hair and a group of drunkards in leather jackets and screaming, I felt like I had come to the gangsters in American movies.

Chen Li'an and Ji Fa were content, drinking beer to the beat, and they liked the atmosphere here.

Bai Qing just held his chin and looked at the group of energetic people, taking a sip of wine from time to time and not knowing what he was thinking.

Chen Li'an leaned back in his chair at this time, and carefully looked at a man who was a little bald in a leather jacket not far away, this guy really looked like Teacher Guo Da.

As if noticing Chen Li'an's gaze, the man turned his head to look at Chen Li'an, and then raised the beer bottle in his hand to signal.

Chen Li'an also shook the beer bottle in his hand, and then withdrew his gaze.

Isn't it Jason Statham, what's the fuss, if Naomi Watts Chen Li'an would take the initiative to get to know him, Chen Li'an still remembers the scene where she stood on King Kong's hand in the movie.

However, most British actresses will go to Hollywood to develop, and there are many local singers and bands.

I don't know if it's because Chen Li'an's group of people are the faces of the East, but it has attracted the attention of many people.

Perhaps it is because there have been a lot of posters of art exhibitions on the streets of London in the past few days, and some people recognized Chen Li'an and ran over to have a few drinks with Chen Li'an.

Chen Li'an didn't expect that someone would recognize him, and he felt that he was also very popular in the UK.

Internationally renowned artists really live up to their reputation!

London is also the center of world art, and the exhibition of artists like Chen Li'an will indeed attract the attention of many art lovers.

However, after having a few drinks with those people, they curiously asked Chen Li'an if he still had an affair with Sophie Marceau two days ago, why did he come to the UK again, and did he come to London to hunt for beauty.

Looking at their gossip and stupidity, they didn't know that Chen Li'an was here to hold an art exhibition.

Chen Li'an took a sip of beer and felt that he was not an internationally renowned artist, but an internationally renowned scumbag.

It's boring, it's really boring to mess with the bar!

When Chen Li'an came out of the bar, he said to Ji Fa helplessly: "Are you not doing enough publicity, and the publicity you carry out is not as fast as my gossip." ”

"Haha, you deserve it!" Ji Fa smiled happily, and deliberately said to Bai Qing: "He took advantage of your absence to find Sophie Marceau again, aren't you angry?" ”

Bai glanced at her innocently and said, "I'll go to Sophie Marceau in him too." ”

Ji Fa nodded and said, "That's right, this is an out-and-out scumbag." ”

Chen Li'an was speechless, do you want to say it so bluntly, and Ji Fa, how can you, a blonde and blue-eyed person, be embarrassed to say such a thing, when you hook up with me and then want to hook up with Bai Qing, why don't you say that you are a scumbag!

Just when Chen Li'an wanted to give Ji Fa a brain breakdown, the door of the bar was pushed open again, and Jason Statham walked out with a joke with a short haired man.

As he passed by Chen Li'an, Jason Statham smiled and nodded at him, and then disappeared into the night with his friends.

Chen Li'an retracted his gaze after a glance, and at this time he didn't have the heart to worry about Ji Fa, and took people back to the hotel.

I'm going to the exhibition tomorrow, so I'll go back early to rest.

The exhibition address of the British station is set at the British Museum, which is known as the "museum of the world", and Chen Li'an can't help but sneer every time he hears someone say this.

The robbers' museum is more apt.

However, Chen Li'an also took the initiative to come to the British Museum, who let it borrow the exhibition.

It is difficult to bring back those cultural relics that have been robbed, but Chen Li'an also wants to take a look at those cultural relics that contain history, although they have been robbed, but Chinese culture has not been broken, and some things cannot be snatched.

If those cultural relics have souls, they should feel relieved to see them, just like the ancestors saw that the future generations have lived well.

The exhibition hall of the British Museum on loan is very good, with a strong cultural atmosphere, perhaps because it has witnessed too many works of art.

The planning of the art exhibition in the UK station has taken some thought, and the layout of the exhibition hall has been modified, all in Chinese red, and there are more exhibits than in Paris.

The ministry also transferred a number of domestic cultural relics to support the scene, some of which were collected by museums around the country, and some were borrowed by Chen Li'an from private collectors through personal connections.

I don't want to be compared with the British Museum, but it's also difficult, many things, the British Museum is indeed better than the domestic ones.

Chen Li'an has not been in a very good mood when he set up the exhibition in the past two days, and most of his peers are also the same.

Every time you walk around the museum, you will see a lot of Chinese artifacts on display.

The British Museum didn't know which tendon was wrong, and it also took out a lot of cultural relics at the bottom of the box to display.

Maybe he wants to have a long-distance relationship with Chen Li'an, or he arrogantly wants to show off, but it is always restless to watch.

If it weren't for the smooth running of the art exhibition, Chen Li'an would have wanted to go to the entrance of the museum to pull up banners.

The day before the launch, two staff members of the British Museum went to see Chen Li'an's exhibition hall and commented that several of the cultural relics brought by Chen Li'an were not as good as theirs.

"Is that yours?" Chen Li'an stood behind them and asked impatiently.

The two staff members looked back at Chen Li'an, and then said very seriously: "Of course, we have been collecting for decades. ”

Chen Li'an looked at them and said: "What you robbed doesn't mean that it belongs to you, if what you robbed is your own, then robbing a bank is not illegal." ”

After Chen Li'an finished speaking, he turned around and left, it was unreasonable to talk to the robbers, even if they quarreled, it was useless, out of sight and out of mind.

Great Britain behaved like a black man's zero-dollar purchase, and he didn't feel wrong at all.

Chen Li'an came out of the museum irritably, and was very helpless when his personal emotions were mixed into this kind of thing.

However, Chen Li'an will not endure it like this, if he can't get his things back, it doesn't mean that he has to admit its legitimacy, anyway, he wants to scold.

Although the British Museum doesn't care at all, isn't it necessary to be scolded every year, and has long been used to it.

Their skins are thicker than the stone that wraps the sword in the stone, and they will pretend not to see or hear anyway.

The street scenery in London is also good, but Chen Li'an is not in the mood to appreciate it, and he wanders aimlessly.

When he walked to a back alley he didn't know, Chen Li'an saw someone setting up a stall, and after a closer look, he felt a little familiar.

Chen Li'an suppressed the curiosity in his heart, walked over to look at the things on the stall, picked up a record casually and asked, "How much is this?" ”

"Five pounds, it's the hardcover." Jason Statham said with a smile.

Chen Li'an took out five pounds and handed it to him and asked curiously, "Do you set up a stall here every day?" ”

Jason Statham put the money in his pocket, shrugged his shoulders and said, "No, once a month, setting up a stall will bring me good luck." ”

Can setting up a stall also bring good luck? Chen Li'an became even more curious, and asked about his story with a smile.

Jason Statham remembers meeting Chen Li'an in a bar, so he is also very talkative to tell his story.

The former diver, because he was too nervous to fry the fish, only scored 0.5 points out of ten, and then retired as a model and danced awkwardly in only pants.

In addition to modeling, he also set up a stall, and then was selected by a director to film, but this drama has been filmed for two years and has not been released yet.

"Although the movie was not released, I thought that setting up a stall would give me good luck." Jason Statham said with a smile.

Chen Li'an asked curiously: "What kind of movie was made, why can't it be released?" ”

Jason Statham touched his thinning hair and said: "The director has no money, and the investor only gave one million, which has long been used up." ”

Chen Li'an: "." What the hell is the reason, is this investor stupid? One million have been given, and a little more will be added, otherwise this million will be lost?

Faced with Chen Li'an's doubts, Jason Statham explained helplessly: "The investor is a woman, and her money is all her boyfriend's. ”

Well, it turns out that the investors have no money.

Chen Li'an thought it was funny, but something suddenly came to mind that Jason Statham's screen debut seemed to be Guy Ritchie's two big smoking guns.

It's a very cool movie, the black humor of multi-line narrative, more than a dozen people who died and scolded more than a hundred swear words, and played montage superbly.

Isn't Ning Hao just a crazy stone made by a scholar, but there is still a little gap between the two movies.

Chen Li'an remembers that when he first watched Guy Ritchie's movie, he regarded him as the next Quentin Tarencino, but unfortunately all of Guy Ritchie's talents were very limited, and he was only brilliant for a short time, and he disappeared from everyone.

Guy Ritchie later went to rap and started his own label, but he also made several box office hits, and the Sherlock Holmes series was his work.

It's just that those movies don't have the aura and amazement at the beginning.

Chen Li'an thought of this, looked at Jason Statham and asked, "Do you know who I am?" ”

Jason Statham nodded and said, "Yes, I've read the news in the newspaper." ”

"I can invest in your films, if you need them."

“.”

Jason Statham has only one thought in his head right now, Mom, I've met a fool.

No, what about the director! Find a director! The rich big guy is coming!

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Li'an met Guy Ritchie in Jason Statham's small apartment, and Chen Li'an was surprised when he saw him, isn't this the man who drank with Jason Statham that night.

Chen Li'an watched Guy Ritchie stretch out his hand to introduce himself, and then said that he was willing to invest.

Guy Ritchie held a cold beer in his hand, looked at Chen Li'an after a while and asked, "You haven't seen my script and film, and you don't know me, why do you want to invest in me?" ”

Chen Li'an thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because I'm in a bad mood today so I want to spend money?" ”

Guy Ritchie: "." If I didn't know you were rich, I'd treat you as a liar!

Of course, what Chen Li'an said was fake, he just remembered that the box office of this movie seemed to be very good, more than 20 million pounds.

Although Chen Li'an's reasons are very nonsensical and lame, Guy Ritchie did not refuse to invest, and the movie that was made in 95 years has not been released, and he is about to die in a hurry.

finally had the opportunity to join the film industry, but because I had no money, I waited for two years.

Speaking of which this movie is also tortuous, the investor is a singer's girlfriend, not so much money, Guy Ritchie has been trying to raise money for the past two years, and finally finished the post-production, but there is no way to release it, and finally went to the Tokyo Film Festival to win a few awards before it has a chance to be released.

Guy Ritchie is very similar to some domestic directors, who only rose by winning awards at film festivals.

There is still a lot of money in the film now, and at least hundreds of thousands of pounds will be needed to complete it.

Chen Li'an doesn't care about hundreds of thousands of pounds, he will earn it back in the future anyway, but Chen Li'an has a small request.

Chen Li'an casually flipped through the script in his hand, muttered for a while and said: "The script is very good and worth investing in, but I still have a small opinion." ”

Guy Ritchie looked at Chen Li'an a little nervously, for fear that he would make some excessive requests, he had only met Jason Statham twice and decided to invest without reading the script, he must be interested in Jason Statham!

Guy Ritchie turned his head to look at Jason Statham's muscles, and felt that this was very likely!

Chen Li'an didn't notice Guy Ritchie's face, and said seriously: "Change the "Pofuby" auction house that collects two large smoking guns in the movie into the British Museum, and the shotguns belong to the British Museum." ”

Guy Ritchie didn't understand what Chen Li'an meant at first, but he quickly reacted that he originally used the "Bofube" auction house to satirize Sotheby's in the movie.

Chen Li'an's this is good, directly satirizing the British Museum.

Guy Ritchie was a little reluctant in his heart, he was an Englishman, and he grew up knowing that the British Museum was a people's museum.

Chen Li'an threw the script in his hand on the ground and said: "After you finish correcting it, I can still help you participate in the Tokyo International Film Festival, and at least help you win two awards,"

Guy Ritchie's eyes lit up! To put it bluntly, being a director is for fame and fortune, and now that Chen Li'an has given fame and fortune, it is not a big deal to ironically say that the British Museum is not a big deal!

Done!

(End of chapter)