Chapter 180: Sweet Little Hole
The immortal master got up from the ground, and said embarrassedly, "Benefactor, you also heard it; the rat fairy is afraid of people, and I have wronged you!"
"Rat fairy, does a mouse really become a sperm? Is she a rat spirit?"
"Benefactor, don't worry so much, she's my woman, I've been pregnant for a year, she hasn't given birth yet, I'm worried about FS8"
"Rats can give birth seven or eight times a year, four to seven times at a time, how can they not give birth to cubs in a year?"
"Don't ask so much, the rat fairy must be different!
The cold wind blew and blew the snowflakes sideways, turning and falling in circles in a sheltered place.
The snowy night in the mountains and fields is so desolate! There is not even a ghost cry; will my sister kill the big bird? What would it be like to have a rival in her body?
Bang Zun was about to fly, and a woman's voice came from the cave: "Engong, come in! Don't stand outside and get frozen!"
Before he could turn around, the immortal master appeared in front of him and said, "I'm sorry! I discussed with the rat fairy and agreed that you should take shelter from the cold inside. ”
Although Bang Zun had such and such thoughts, where could he go to find his sister and the big bird? Bear with it, and follow the immortal master in, and sure enough, he saw the rat man standing in the middle, and his face became a real woman, conceived and conceived, and he walked stupidly.
To tell the truth, I was very envious; I had a wife, two concubines, and a lover; I never saw them conceive; how I wished to give birth to a successor for myself, and when I died, my father's great cause would be inherited, but I couldn't see conception when I looked through my eyes; my sister said that she was conceived, and that was a lie! Who would be so stupid as to believe that a woman who is a thousand years old is conceived......
The nezumi was not embarrassed, and with a woman's smile on his face, he said, "Engong, I didn't scare you just now! This cave is not safe, wild cats often come in, and those silly little mice have become their good meal, and when they are full, they have to take a few with them."
Bang Zun took a look at the mouse hole, and immediately remembered the scene in the big hole, the big bird barbecued the rats to eat, and asked, "Are people a threat to mice?"
"Yes, especially the hunters, who find nothing in the snow, will burrow into their holes to catch mice, raise a fire, and barbecue and eat!"
Bang Zun thought that people don't eat mice, and he was disgusted when he saw it, but he didn't expect that hunters would also attack mice, so how did the immortal master know you?"
The nezumi diverted the topic and said, "The immortal master is a widower, I don't know how many years he has been a single?
"Could it be that the immortal master can distinguish between male and female?"
This retort was retorted: "Benefactor, do you think the immortal master would be so stupid?
"What if it's a rat on my radar?"
"No, absolutely not! Rats only have the smell of rats, not so big, and it is impossible to have femininity, and they are rat fairies at first glance. ”
"If he is so good at seeing, why has he always been a bachelor?"
"Don't say it, what fox fairy, eagle fairy, weasel fairy, who hasn't seen it? It's not easy to catch; you have to agree to make it happen; otherwise, if you hold it down, you won't be able to get it; the rabbit will bite people when it's urgent." ”
Bang Zun thought, "No wonder this stinky immortal master is so bold and chases the big bird everywhere, it turns out to be this kind of person......
The nezumi said in a woman's voice, "Eun Gong, Xue Ning may not be able to stop, it will not melt until the spring flowers bloom, you can guard the door for us here, don't let the wild cats and hunters come in!"
Bang Zun finally understood, why did the nezumi figure it out? It turned out to be a purpose, no matter what, now when he went out, he couldn't find the big bird and his sister, so he could only stay for a while.
The rat man really looks like a woman, she walks very stupidly, holding the immortal master by the hand, beckoning to Bang Zun, shrinking her body, and the two of them get into the mouse hole together.
Bang Zun was very puzzled, why didn't the immortal master change his size just now? Could it be that there was some secret hidden in it?
Needless to say, a pair of lovers must be happy together! Bang Zun also had such a good time; it is inconvenient to disturb, and he goes out of the hole alone, and looks everywhere, and there is nothing.
With a "whew", a long arrow flew by, "clicked", and plunged into the snow behind him, revealing a little tail.
Bangzun pulled it out and saw that it was a meter long, made of bamboo, with no words on it, staring at it and shouting, "Who shot it?"
The answer was that the "huhu" arrow flew over; Bang Zun dodged left and right, grabbed one with his hand, and did not need to shout; faintly saw a group of people, lying in the snow, pulling the bow to the end, and continuing to shoot......
As soon as Bangzun became invisible, he couldn't see it, and he wondered in his heart: Why did he shoot when he saw that it was a human?
The people lying on their stomachs in the snow all stood up, there were more than a dozen of them, dressed in fur hunting suits and carrying quivers, and with bows and arrows in hand, they rushed straight to them, and asked, "Where are the people......?"
Then a man took a torch out of his quiver, put it on the ground, took a stone out of his inner pocket and struck it, and for a long time blew it with his mouth, and the torch was lit, and slowly it burned bigger and bigger, and the light came out.
The hole was too small to fit so much, and some people waited outside, and then came out with torches, saying, "There's no one inside." ”
The one next to him asked, "Will it be a flower?"
The man with the torch said, "There are a lot of ghosts;
When all the people came out, they put out the torches, put them in their quivers, and go farther and farther.
There was no sound in the cave, Bang Zun went in to take a look, there were many rats in the mouse hole, scurrying back and forth; these hunters didn't know if they saw it, the key was to catch people; I don't know what to do with arresting people?
Bang Zun was about to leave, when a woman's voice came from the mouse hole, "These hunters eat people, fortunately you will be invisible, otherwise, it will be miserable to be caught!"
"Could it be that the rat fairy has an invisible eye, can see invisible things? So, will the immortal master be invisible?"
The rat girl replied, "Of course the immortal master can see it, otherwise, how can you love my man and woman?" We have been husband and wife for almost a year, and we have never heard him say that he will marry me, and my heart has been holding back.
Bang Zun was very awkward; it was clear that the Immortal Master was by the side of the Rat Girl, and he asked others to ask, was it too unreasonable? However, Bang Zun didn't want to disappoint the Rat Girl, and by the way, he said, "Immortal Master, did you hear what you said just now?"
"I hear, women are like this, they have to say it to be relieved, they are about to have children, don't men want to marry her?"
The voice of the rat girl came, "It's not the same thing whether you said it or not, at least let me know, what is the relationship between the two of us now?"
"Needless to say, it's husband and wife! Do you have to tell me to marry you to count?"
"But you didn't say it! the children are about to fall to the ground, and they don't squeak, so what do others think?"
Bang Zun finally persuaded him, "I married a big bird, I announced it in person, and one sentence will work." ”
The voice of the immortal master came out, "You are a prince, your status is so high, of course you should announce it, Chrysostom and Jade Tooth, never change!"
Without waiting for Bang Zun to reply, he suddenly heard a woman's voice: "It's the prince? I'm so stupid! I want to go crazy thinking about the prince? The one standing in front of me is the prince, and I have to rush out; if I let the family know, I must laugh to death; how can there be such a stupid woman; let go of the fat in front of me, and pick up a piece of cow dung and put it beside me?"
The immortal master wants to argue, "I'm not cow dung! Who would treat the fairy master as cow dung!" and not a big fool!"
The rat girl was annoyed, "I didn't fall in love with you in the first place, I was raped, and I couldn't find a place to sue, or I had to sit in prison!"
"Don't talk nonsense! Will rape be like this? When he saw me coming, his little face smiled like a flower, and he didn't feel awkward, and he snuggled up in someone's arms and coquettishly. ”
Bang Zun did not want to listen to this, and said, "Rest, I will go outside the cave and guard the door; ”
The immortal master panicked and added, "Don't call you, don't come in!"
I didn't hear the voice of the rat girl, Bang Zun walked out of the cave invisibly, it became darker, the snow reflected faintly, and a person stood alone at the mouth of the cave, and no one else could see it.
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