The dog was so frightened that he stopped urinating, gasped, and said after a while: "Are you too careful?" I looked at the font number homestead, it is a century-old shop! "It's hard to say that the store is a thousand-year-old store this year." Kan'er's voice was so low that it was almost inaudible, "Lu Lu sniffed under the painting in the middle hall, and when I uncovered it, it looked like a blood stain that had been wiped!" Also, there seems to be a brick trough under the bed of the fourth master, it's not a black shop, what is this organ for? You see, there's a river out there, and people knock it down and throw it out through the window...... How convenient! He sneered, and the dog got goosebumps from laughing.

The two of them hurriedly discussed for a while, and came out of the "untie their hands", and the people in the upper room had already sat down. Yinzhen was in the center, Boss Ma was accompanied by Heng'er, and Tian Wenjing and Li Fu were sitting opposite, and there was a pair of people who said something about the way to the field. Because the wine was not hot, the boss opened his eyes and urged: "Qian Laosan, where is the wine?" Hurry up! Kan'er rubbed under the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw that the pockmarked guy was poking the stove. Kan'er said: "I'm tired of you, it's our messenger to wait for the master!" Come on, brother, our brother has prepared a piece of roasted wolf liver for you, tell him to watch the fire, and we will use it. "Where is Qian San Mazi willing to leave the nest? Hurriedly smiled: "You are guests, I don't have that blessing...... Go, go, go, drink for a while! Seeing that it was not a problem, the dog limped over, raised his eyebrows and shook his head with a painful look, and said: "Old Qian, my old cold leg problem is committed, let's get a plaster...... Ouch...... "Lao Qian was stunned for a moment, the plaster is a common medicine in the old store, and it is impossible to say that there is none, and after thinking for a while, he reluctantly said: "I'll get you two stickers, keep the fire, and watch the wine overflow ......" said hurriedly to go. Here the dog weighed the two big pots, and they were exactly the same, except that the lid of the pot was of copper and the other was of iron, so he saved trouble, only changed the lid of the pot, and pretended to make a fire on the side. Qian Mazi turned around in a moment, and looked at it without any abnormality, because he heard that the upper room was urging wine again, so he poured out two pots from the iron-covered pot, handed a pot to Kan'er, and promised, "It's coming!" "Just send it up.

The two children took a deep breath and returned to the fire in the courtyard, and Kan'er asked in a low voice, "Can a pot pour two kinds of wine?" ”

"I have been to see the case of Master Han of Tongcheng breaking the Wang's shop." The dog flipped through the plaster and whispered, "The pot is separated from the spout to the inside, and the handle of the pot has two air eyes, and there will be no wine on either side of the pot—ah!" Old Qian, and the two of you, come, let's Meixiang worship the master, they are all slaves, let's eat and drink here and listen to the greetings! "It turns out that Qian Mazi and Lao Bai Laohou have come over.

The dog Kan'er was pregnant with a ghost fetus, while beckoning the three guys to speak, while grinning "tasting wine", and listening to the movement of the upper room, the whole body did not dare to relax, the three guys gossiped with the two children, while beckoning to the wine, while waiting for the onset of medicine, they did not dare to miss the pool. Because I heard Yinzhen ask the boss: "I have a relative, named Xiaolu, Tian Dafa, who fled here the year before last, and has a child who has just reached the full moon, I wonder if you have someone named Tian Dafa here?" ”

"There is a sea of refugees, and there are many people with children and daughters, where do you remember?" Boss Ma said with a smile, "Tian Dafa has this person, but the river god died in the spring of that year—slowly, I remembered, there was a woman who came to him with a child in her arms, and asked for food for a few days, and I don't know what the name is." ”

Yin Zhen's eyes lit up and asked, "What happened later?" Boss Ma smiled: "Who can pay attention to these, and then they probably left!" Yinzhen's eyes dimmed, and he turned his face to ask Tian Wenjing after a long time: "What you just said is also straightforward, your filial piety was actually bought with money!" This time when you enter Beijing, which old man's wooden clock is about to hit again? I don't know what the price is to buy a tribute? Tian Wenjing drank red and said with a smile: "Gongsheng doesn't take a few, about a thousand taels will be enough - only the palace test is difficult to pass, Ma Qi and Zhang Tingyu Zhongtang are extremely difficult to walk, if you don't have a little real talent, you can't pass the level of Long Live Lord." Yin Zhen disliked the rough and oily meat of the wolf, so he only picked the light sandwich, and muttered: "I don't understand the knowledge here, the paper is sealed, and it is not allowed to be marked, so the examiner can identify that it has been spent?" ”

"It seems that Brother Yin can't get through the road." Li Fu didn't drink much, and said with a smile, "As long as this is discussed in advance, the examiner will know which words must be used in the first share of the eight strands." ”

"What if the examiner collects the money, and the account is temporarily repaid, what if you can't get it, won't you fill in the money in vain?"

Li Fu smiled a little bit and said, "The path here is a set. How can there be such a fool nowadays who takes cash to bribe the examiner? It's all an IOU. For example, in the Jiazi year, the IOU reads: 'I am borrowing ×× the boss five hundred taels of silver', and the payment is 'Jiazi Gongsheng ×××'. If you get it, you will ask for silver with a note, and if you can't get it, then this ××× is not a 'Jiazi Gongsheng', and the examiner will not dare to ask for silver with this kind of note. Yin Zhen looked up and thought about it, it was really reasonable, he couldn't help laughing, and said: "The ghost is a trick!" While persuading the wine, he asked Li Fu with a smile: "I am proficient in this way, and it seems that I am going to buy a Jinshi!" ”

"Me?" Li Fu smiled to himself, "I probably don't have to." Even if you sell officials, there must be a few window dressers, all of whom are idiots, and it is not easy for the examiner to explain to them. I won't tell you anything, I went to school on the fifteenth and went to the Luming banquet on the eighteenth, all of which were in the first place, and the big material Jingyu was no problem! He looked at Tian Wenjing, and said: "Now that the government is dim, it is no longer possible to judge the quality of the literature just by looking at whether it is spent, just like Brother Tian, who has money in his family, and spends a few dollars on the examiner to get into the court and serve the court, nor can it be said that he is a person with no ambitions." A poor person like me has no choice but to make a name for himself with his articles. After saying that, he lowered his head and sighed, and he was overwhelmed with emotion, Tian Wenjing only gritted his teeth and was silent, Yinzhen thought that the country's officials had been corrupted so far, and he also sighed secretly. Seeing the cold scene, the boss hurriedly said: "The wine is cold, come, please have a drink, I don't know what to do with the spleen of the grandfathers?" Yinzhen took a small bite and nodded, "Very good." ”

"It's just that the song is a little heavier, and it smells a little medicinal." The boss saw that the onset of the medicine was so slow, he was already anxious and strange, but gradually felt that he was dizzy and weak, and after tasting it again, he felt that something was wrong, and he licked his mouth and frowned - but how did he know what the dog was doing in the kitchen? Seeing that the "poisonous wine" was useless, several people talked endlessly, and after staying for a while, they were even more dizzy, so they staggered up, took the wine jug to the kitchen, and saw that the three guys were all there, and they all had wrong mouths and noses.

Dog Kan'er drank wine and ate meat and guessed the trick, and when he saw a few people on the road, he used cold water to detoxify, and couldn't help but snicker. The two of them glanced at each other, got up and went to the kitchen, and said, "Our master has been tired for a day, and he has wine, so he has to take a bath after a while." Boil more water, and we will wash it, and give you more silver. Saying that, the two of them carried a large bathtub to the landlord's room, and when they saw that several people were drunk, the dog said: "Fourth master, use less wine, Ming'er has to hurry!" ”

There was silence for a while, the lights were turned off in the account room, the storeroom, and the backyard stables, only the kitchen light was on, and the two of them, Kan'er and the dog, took the boiled boiling water into the east room one by one with a large basin, and put a pot of fire in the hall, and put two plasters aside to bake. Yin Zhen sat barefoot on the edge of the bed and said with a smile: "Enough is enough." Just the end, how to use it hot? ”

"I will stop for a while and then wash it," said the dog, pouring water, "it is too cold in this house, and even the house is warm." I also want to dip the leftover water from the washing, and wash and paste the plaster. Kan'er also said: "My feet are called wolf dung burned, and I also want to wash bubbles!" ”

Yinzhen saw that he couldn't wash it for a while, so he put on his shoes and went to the hall to pick up the book. The dog walked to the bed, groped for a long time, and said with a smile: "Lift these shoes over, beware of getting wet for a while." As he spoke, he pulled out a small wooden bolt from the side of the wall—this was the news of the turning of the bed board—and said as he lifted the bed frame and flipped it violently!

Sure enough, as the dog expected, a big hole flashed under the bed, and there were really two people squeezed inside side by side, with large knives stuck in the cold light on their shoulders!

The two thieves hid under their beds, prepared for the guests to refuse to eat and drink, and to act well in the middle of the night. Yinzhen and the three of them heard the words clearly, and their hearts were slack. Suddenly, the dog and the bed board were turned up, and the Huanghuang lamps and candles were stunned one by one, and their eyes were burning and ghostly-before they woke up, a bathtub full of boiling water, and there were five or six buckets of early splitting heads and faces...... Pity a small narrow pit inside, crowded with two people, unable to move and unable to dodge, just like a boiling soup and a rat have suffered this flying catastrophe! Kan'er let out a low roar, hugged a big quilt and covered it, and pressed it with the bed. The dog beckoned, "Lu Lu come in and wait", and the dog jumped in and squatted next to the big bathtub.

Yin Zhen heard something wrong in the outside room, and was about to come in, but saw Qian Mazi also come in, and asked, "What happened in the east room, such a loud noise?" Before Yinzhen could answer, the dog had already come out with a smile and said, "It's nothing, the bathtub is not good, and I sprinkled a little." Qian Mazi drank the poisonous wine, dizzy, and looked at the east room suspiciously, but saw the water vapor rushing out of the curtain, and there was no movement inside, because he said: "Such a loud noise, I thought the flower pot on the window was smashed!" ”

"Nothing." The dog glanced at Yinzhen, who was full of surprise, picked up a plaster and said, "I'm the most impatient to put on the plaster!" It's sticky and hot, and it's not pleasant to put on. What about the proprietor and the two guys? Qian Mazi didn't want to have the net inside, thinking about the unbearable headache of the three accomplices, so he said, "It's okay." They have wine, and you have something to do with me. This dogskin plaster—"

Before the words were finished, the dog raised his hand and unceremoniously pasted the big plaster that was burning hot and oily with Qian Mazi's face full of flowers - while laughing: "This plaster is the best cure for pockmarked face, and you can find a big beauty to be your wife!" Qian Mazi was caught off guard by this, even his eyes, nose and mouth were tightly muddled, he stomped his feet, his neck was tense, he struggled for a while, and desperately picked up the plaster with both hands. Where can the dog let him slow down? With a "bang" order, Lu Lu rushed out of the curtain, and bit Qian Mazi to the ground in one bite, two paws pounced, and bit off Qian Mazi's throat with only one bite, and the blood spurted out more than a foot away like an arrow.

Yin Zhen's face was as white as paper, and he watched the dog do evil in a daze, as if in a dream, and even forgot to shout, and said after a while: "What are you?" This......! ”

"Fourth master, don't be afraid!" Kan'er lifted the curtain and came out, sweating hotly, and while untying the rope on the saddle, he said, "Our lords are unlucky, we live in a black shop today!" You can go inside and take a look! ”

Yinzhen trembled like an electric shock, sobered up, and entered the house without saying a word, only to see the big bed overturned by the wall, the cotton bedding and pillows were soaked in hot water and covered the ground, the water vapor covered the candlelight, and there were two people lying crookedly in the big pit under the bed, the scalp was scalding and peeling off, and even the stuffy belt was covered, and he died before he had time to struggle, all with his mouth open, showing Bai Sensen's teeth, which was very hideous and terrifying. Yin Zhen half-opened his mouth and muttered, "Yes...... Dark shop? ”

"It's not false at all, it's a brand name in the green forest, a black wind and yellow water shop!"

An eerie voice outside the window said with a smile: "I just didn't think that my old horse and thirty old lady were nervous children, but they actually fell into the way of two little mongrels." When Kan'er stepped forward to tear open the window lattice paper to look, he couldn't help but gasp: Boss Ma and Lao Bai Laohou had already arrived under the eaves at some point, and they were all wearing soap-colored tights and carrying knives. It's dark, but I can't see my face clearly.

The three people in the room looked at each other nervously for a moment, and the dog blew out the light with a "pounce", and Kan'er had already grabbed the thief's two knives in his hands. According to the dog's strategy, the thieves in the shop were reversed for medicine, wine, and hemp, and the robbers under the bed were cleaned up in the house, at least they could escape from here safely, but I didn't expect them to wake up so quickly! Yin Zhen was shocked, angry, and a little remorseful: he shouldn't refuse Gao Fu'er Dai Duo's kindness, and he didn't even follow anyone. His martial arts are ordinary, and the dog is as smart as he is, but he is young and weak, and only one dog can support him...... How good is that? Just as he didn't pay attention to it, Kan'er leaned in front of the window to look at it, and said loudly: "I said that the surname is Ma, don't you just want money?" More than a thousand taels of silver that we brought with us were kept in the account room. If we are unlucky, we will give you away, you will get out of the house with the money, and we will walk separately. You know, it's better to build a wall than to build a road, and you can't help but go to the West Market one day, and it just so happens that I'm the executioner, so I'll make you more beautiful, how about it? ”

"When you die, you still play poor?" Boss Ma laughed, "You ruined my three brothers, how can you give up?" DID YOU KNOW? Living in my store is dead or alive, ancestral craftsmanship, to my hands can not pour the brand! The dog laughed, "It's very disrespectful." About you don't know, today is black and white impermanence coming to the door, and the stars are shining brightly - his name is difficult to haunt, and my name is haunted by dead ghosts! Growing up on the edge of the Yellow River, the camp in the water is ripe - look how strong your house is! If you have the ability, you can come in - if you want to light a fire, you are afraid that someone will come to put out the fire! Boss Ma sneered and said: "It's normal for people to fight fires, it's just that the years are not good, the people here are timid, and no one dares to come out!" ”

Kan'er laughed and said: "If you want to order, you can order, you burn your own house, and it has nothing to do with us!" Burn it up, jump down the back window and run in the river, just take a shower! ”

Yin Zhen was originally messed up, feeling that there was no way to enter the heavens and no way to enter the earth, but at this time, he realized that the two children were extremely talented and had a successful heart, and his heart lit up, and he said anxiously: "I will also be more or less watery, don't fight, let's go!" "I don't think the water is cold," said Kan'er, "and I don't go that way until I have to—hey, the man surnamed Ma, did you hear the rooster crow?" As soon as the morning dawns, your store is closed, what is it? ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a "bang", the window pane was smashed to pieces, and a big black man jumped in! Yin Zhen jumped back in shock, and pulled out a snowy dagger from the boot barrel, seeing that the big man swung the knife and slashed it, the knife suddenly sparked, and it had already broken in two!

"Lulu!"

The dog barked urgently, and the vicious dog's fur was fluffy and exploded, and the tiger jumped up on the spot, biting the man's right wrist, and tearing off a piece of the boss with skin and flesh, and the man screamed: "Lao Hou, the shopkeeper, the dog is powerful, ...... quickly" Before the words were finished, there was another bite on his neck, and Lao Bai screamed and was already silent!

At this time, it was the darkest hour before dawn, and this miserable cry was extremely terrible, and the five people inside and outside the house were frightened and stunned, and they were silent for a long time.

"You know, right?" The dog said through the window, "If I don't have a good helper, I dare to call myself a 'stalker'?" There are already four people who died under my Lulu mouth tonight, and it has already carried seven lives - the Son of Heaven personally sealed the 'Silver Medal Lulu'! The dog heard its owner call it by name, and barked loudly, and the tendons in the legs and stomachs of Boss Ma and Lao Hou almost turned around......

Just before he could do anything, the door of the store was "knocking and knocking" and was slammed, and then he heard Gao Fuer's impatient scolding: "Open the door quickly!" Fuck, what kind of shop is this, there's not even a person waiting at the door! Is it dead? Yinzhen was in high spirits, and before he could speak, Kan'er screamed: "Our people are here!" Gao Fu'er, slam the door open for him - this is a fucking black shop! At this time, Boss Ma and Lao Hou did not hesitate, the two nodded secretly, and fled over the wall from the east toilet.

"Gao Fu'er!" Yin Zhen was relieved, almost collapsed, hurriedly held on, took the dog to open the door and went out to the eaves, gritted his teeth and ordered: "Search carefully before and after, see if there are still bandits!" ”

"Wow!"

Then the crowd shouted and searched. Yin Zhen sighed, turned his face to the two children and said, "You owe you!" You two have to be worthwhile, it's worth my trip to Jiangnan! "Cha Gao Fu'er came, he has been in the Sibeile Mansion for ten years, this Yinzhen is mean and scathing, the strictest under the emperor, like him, who has been in life and death with his master, has never been so tested, he can't help but glance at these two boys, and said with a smile: "Fourth master, the thief is gone." The two scholars in the east chamber had just untied the rope and said that we were also robbers, so we were too scared to come out. ”

"Really?" Yin Zhen smiled and said, "Please come over." ”

Tian Wenjing and Li Fu came out one after the other. About the people had already explained Yinzhen's identity to them, and the two of them had no fear on their faces, but they were a little frightened and cramped, and they kowtowed when they walked to the front of the steps. Li Fu said: "I have to escape the catastrophe of life and death tonight, and it is all thanks to the fourth master!" Li Fu has a glimmer of wisdom, and he will repay him with a title. Tian Wenjing said in a rough voice: "The fourth master has a golden body of golden branches and jade leaves, and fortunately the gods and Buddhas helped him to get out of the great disaster. Zhi'en does not report to her husband, the fourth master is in the fire, but there is an order, Wen Jing frowned, not a descendant of Tianmen! ”

"Thank you for not saying." Yin Zhen's delicate heart and liver had already heard the meaning of the two of them, so he only smiled, and suddenly said: "I have more gains than losses tonight." had a long talk with the second gentleman, knowing that there were many treacherous and evil in the eunuch journey, and he had gained a lot of knowledge. I think the two are still above the Chinese people. Good for yourself, the husband takes the fame, the meritorious service of the temple of the society, its ambition is commendable, but the word fame is something outside the body, can only be taken directly, not in the bend - don't pass by, you go to jump the dragon gate by yourself, as long as you have real talent and real learning, we will have a period later! ”

The dog was stunned, and couldn't hear the meaning of the words of the three people, but Gao Fuer couldn't help but think: If the eighth master meets these two scholars, maybe how to pull them into his arms! Thinking about it, he smiled and said, "Fourth master, what should I do with this store?" Do you want to report to the police? ”

"Burn it!"

Yin Zhen said coldly. He had already thought of this, and the elder brothers in the court and China had their own sects, and his backer, Prince Yinren, was not surprised. As long as the case is reported, it will be filed, and the city will be full of wind and rain immediately. The brothers have nothing to do but pick bones in eggs, and ants squeeze oil, maybe what news will be made! Thinking about it, he said: "Two gentlemen, let's break up, but please remember that this night in the riverside wind shop, it is no good to say it - this is the parting advice." ”