Chapter Thirty-Six: Come, Eat a Sheep Ball
That night, Liu Tianhao instructed Mi Zhu to arrange a banquet for Yuan Shao, Feng Yu and the hundreds of armor soldiers who came with him.
It was bitterly cold outside the gate, and Yunzhong City was almost deserted before, and there were no Han people living in it, so naturally it was impossible to find those ingredients in the Central Plains, but Liu Tianhao had other arrangements.
The army was stationed in the clouds, close to the grassland, and it was newly escorted back from the depths of the grassland to capture a group of Xianbei people, so naturally they even brought back the cattle, sheep and horses of the Xianbei people. Horses have to be used for the military, and now Yunzhong Tuntian is naturally inseparable from cultivating cattle, so cattle and horses are naturally reluctant to pull them out and slaughter, and Liu Tianhao himself is reluctant to eat, not to mention Yuan Shao and Feng Yu? However, sheep can be slaughtered more, because, in this era, sheep are animals that really have no effect except to fill their appetites, and woolen sweaters have not yet been invented!
Mutton is still relatively fresh for Yuan Shao and Feng Zhen, after all, there are few people raised in the Central Plains, and there is little natural food, and Liu Tianhao has cultivated the experience of later generations, and he barely managed to make a whole sheep banquet.
It's not just mutton, but also some grassland yellow sheep, roe deer, hares and the like harvested by soldiers training and hunting, Liu Tianhao has given some small opinions on the cooking and steaming method of each animal, but in the end, not only Yuan Shao and Feng Yu were surprised, but even a group of generals who followed him were surprised, and they were all wondering why Liu Tianhao had followed Liu Tianhao for so long, why didn't he find that Liu Tianhao showed such a hand?
Feng Zhen is a palace person, after that thing was instigated, his body was weaker than an ordinary woman, and the amount of food was pitiful. Maybe it was not enough to rest in the afternoon, maybe it was because he felt disgusted with Yuan Shao to eat, anyway, he didn't want to stay at the dinner for a long time, so he got up and told Liu Tianhao to go back, leaving Liu Tianhao and others to continue to eat meat and drink.
"A eunuch is a eunuch, but you can't enjoy this kind of food, haha, Brother Benchu, come and eat more!" Liu Tianhao took a roast lamb ball and handed it to Yuan Shao.
"Brother Tianhao, what is this?" Yuan Shao is already drunk, a handsome face, already red to the base of the neck, the wine of this era is very rough, and the degree is also very low, but if you drink too much, you will still be intoxicated, and Liu Tianhao has explained to his subordinates before that they take turns to pour Yuan Shao's wine.
Yuan Shao, who was drunk, did not insist on calling Liu Tianhao His Royal Highness the King of Anger, but he called Tianhao a virtuous brother, before Liu Tianhao wanted to get acquainted with Yuan Shao, so he told Yuan Shao that he wanted to be a brother, but Yuan Shao did not dare to agree.
The Han clan is okay, and it may not be put in Yuan Shao's eyes, after all, the ancestor Liu Bang has been passed down for four hundred years, and the descendants have to have 108,000 bloodlines now, such as the ancestor that Liu Bei later claimed, Liu Sheng, the king of Zhongshan, who left more than 120 sons alone, so no matter how Liu Bei pulled the banner, no one paid attention to him.
But what Yuan Shao had to worry about was that Liu Tianhao not only entered the royal family tree justifiably, but was also named the king of Er, and belonged to Zhongshan Kingdom, and, according to his estimate, this Liu Tianhao will inevitably be a green cloud in the future, so when Yuan Shao is sober, he is still very restrained in the face of Liu Tianhao, even if he is a few years older than Liu Tianhao.
Liu Tianhao didn't expect that he couldn't get closer to Yuan Shao after working hard for a long time, and now a meal of yellow soup has been poured down, and in this way, he has become a "virtuous brother" in Yuan Shao's mouth.
"Well, it's called a sheep ball, it's the sheep thing!"
"What? What about sheep? After Yuan Shao heard Liu Tianhao say this, even though he had been paralyzed by alcohol, he still looked quite surprised, and he was about to return the sheep ball to Liu Tianhao as he spoke.
"Brother Benchu, try it, this is a really good thing!" Liu Tianhao pushed the string of sheep balls back to Yuan Shao.
"What's so good about this thing?" Yuan Shao heard Liu Tianhao say that, although he was still puzzled, he continued to hold the sheep ball in his hand, but he didn't mean to move.
"Hehe, mutton is originally warm in nature, which can nourish the kidneys and nourish yang, warm and replenish qi, appetize and strengthen the spleen, and can also remove moisture to avoid cold and warm the stomach; And the effect of this sheep ball is much better than the effect of the mutton, haha, Brother Benchu, if you can eat such three or five sheep balls every month, I dare to guarantee that you can marry two or three more concubines! Liu Tianhao put his arms around Yuan Shao's neck, leaned his head over and whispered.
That expression, that tone, the whole obscene embryo, and thanks to his subordinates, they all went back to their seats after toasting, and they couldn't hear it from a distance, and Liu Tianhao covered it up in a low voice, otherwise, Liu Tianhao's reputation would be ruined.
"Really?" As soon as Yuan Shao heard that the effect of the sheep ball was so awesome, his eyes immediately lit up red, and his expression immediately became obscene and lewd at three hundred and sixty degrees.
"Of course, didn't you look at those Huns and Xianbei men? Those people have many more wives and children than our big men, which shows that they are more capable! Moreover, have you noticed that these grassland people are also much stronger than our big men? It's all thanks to Sheep Ball! Liu Tianhao continued to bewitch Yuan Shao.
Before Liu Tianhao finished speaking, Yuan Shao had already swallowed half of the sheep ball into his mouth, if he wasn't afraid of choking to death, it was estimated that he would have swallowed it directly.
"Why are you so fishy?" After Yuan Shao chewed the half of the sheep ball and swallowed it into his stomach with a hard nose, he blurted out and asked Liu Tianhao.
"Sheep is originally a sexual animal, mutton smell, this sheep ball because of the aphrodisiac effect is better, after the smell is strong to a certain extent, it is fishy. Don't mind the first brother, the more fishy the taste of the sheep ball, the better his aphrodisiac effect! If you really find it hard to swallow, you can dip this spicy powder to cover the taste. This thing is only available on the grassland, and that's how the Xianbei people eat it. Liu Tianhao explained and handed Yuan Shao a small plate of gray powder.
Seeing that the powder handed over by Liu Tianhao was very ugly, but since Liu Tianhao said that it was edible and could be fishy, Yuan Shao naturally would not suspect Liu Tianhao, thinking that Liu Tianhao would not harm himself, right? When he dipped the remaining half of the ball, he put the powder in his mouth.
"Well... Kindness... It's really good, I didn't expect... This sheep ball was originally... It's so unpalatable, it's so delicious after dipping this powder! Saying that, Yuan Shao planned to get the sheep ball in front of Liu Tianhao again.
"Brother Benchu, enough, enough, one is enough." Liu Tianhao hurriedly snatched the sheep ball in front of him.
"I said Brother Tianhao, you're too inauthentic, aren't you? There are so many sheep in this cloud city are yours, are you afraid that you will be missing this sheep ball? Give it to me! Yuan Shao saw that Liu Tianhao had snatched the sheep ball, and hurriedly said with a cold face.
"Brother Benchu, it's not that I'm stingy, but this sheep ball can't eat too much, eating too much will leave a nosebleed, and now in my Cloud City, I can't let you eat too much!" When Liu Tianhao heard that Yuan Shao had misunderstood him, he thought he was stingy, and hurriedly explained.
"Why is that?" As soon as Yuan Shao heard Liu Tianhao's explanation, he immediately became curious again, and hurriedly stretched back his hand to snatch the sheep ball, secretly shocked, he was so rude just now, he actually reached out to grab other people's food for the sake of tongue, and he also robbed the sheep ball of the king of Er!
Liu Tianhao didn't know what Yuan Shao was thinking, if he knew, he would probably scold: My sheep ball? I'll go to the sheep ball of your uncle of the fourth world and the third duke, why don't you talk about the sheep ball of your old Yuan family!
"Do you think, you came from Luoyang this time, do you have a wife and concubine? Definitely not! And in addition to those Xianbei women in my Cloud City, there is no Han woman, if you eat too much sheep balls, your energy is bursting and you have nowhere to vent, and finally fornicate with those Xianbei women, where else can you put this face? Liu Tianhao said with a cheap smile.
As soon as Yuan Shao heard this, he suddenly woke up half of the wine, he was the fourth and third dukes, he cherished his feathers very much, although he had robbed the bride of other people's families with Cao Cao when he was young, but after all, he was still young and vigorous at that time, and he had no fame, but now he can't be so frivolous, especially he can't do that thing with these Xianbei women, Liu Tianhao obviously treats them as hard work!
"If that's the case, Brother Haoxian, tell me honestly that day, can you stand the sheep ball I just ate?"
"Haha, don't worry, Brother Ben Chu, there is absolutely no problem with one, if I guess correctly, Brother Ben Chu should already have a wife and concubine in Luoyang, so well, you know......" Liu Tianhao said more and more lewd.
"What does this have to do with the fact that I have a wife and concubine?" Yuan Shao didn't understand Liu Tianhao's obscene expression, because he hadn't understood the meaning of Liu Tianhao's words.
Damn, why are the ancients so unenlightened? Speaking of this, Yuan Shao actually looked stupid and demented, and those who didn't know thought that he was a good student who was eager to learn, Liu Tianhao secretly slandered himself.
"The ancients had clouds, and when the moon is full, it is lost, and when the water is full, it overflows. Since the first brother has a wife and concubine, then this 'water' is naturally not full, so well, a sheep ball will not let you 'overflow'......"
"Oh——, so that's the case, then I'm relieved, thank you for your advice!" Yuan Shao finally put his mind at ease.
If Liu Tianhao knew Yuan Shao's actual thoughts at this time, he would probably go crazy! Because Yuan Shao's bottom thoughts are:
This has something to do with wives and concubines, and if you don't have wives and concubines, can't you use your hands?
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