Chapter 63: Quiet Thoughts
Wet on the ground? Is this all a hair? You were about to cut off my head, and now you say the ground is damp? It seems to be so sympathetic to me, I have to kneel on the ground even if it's mud, and the fucking ground is wet?
Gongsun Chan was completely speechless!
Not only Gongsun Zhan, but also a group of generals under Liu Tianhao's own command were also speechless, this joke is too much, too nonsensical! Even Lu Bu laughed softly.
"Well, I can let you go! But you robbed me of so many Xianbei heads, but you have to calculate! Liu Tianhao said again.
"Huh? General, what are you? "Gongsun Zhan was stunned, you are planning to let me go, and you mentioned such a stubble, what does this mean?
Everyone in the tent was also puzzled, and they all looked at Liu Tianhao.
"I also told you just now, I captured this group of Xianbei people to provide labor for my Han border garrison Tuntian and produce military rations, now, you cut me so much labor, it is equivalent to making me lose so much military rations, I don't plan to let Liu Tingshi compensate me, your hundreds of men and horses, just stay in my cloud to work, right?" Liu Tianhao said with a generous look.
"This, this, these soldiers and horses are not my Gongsun Zhan's personal, but the soldiers and horses of Youzhou, the general is so detained, I can't explain to Liu Tingshi when I go back!" Gongsun Zhan's handsome face was already the color of pig liver, and he held back his anger and said with an embarrassed face.
"Oh, that's it, why don't you go back first and ask Liu Tingshi what he thinks, I can also agree that he will compensate me for my humble head, and then you can bring someone to change it!" Liu Tianhao said undoubtedly.
When everyone under the tent heard that Liu Tianhao was such a scoundrel, they all laughed, these hundreds of people and horses, placed in the large army of Cloud City, had little impact, and they were not elite divisions, but when he did this, he definitely wanted to make Gongsun Zhan and Liu Yu feel as if they had eaten flies, and they were uncomfortable.
If you want to say that Liu Tianhao has any intentions to spoof the newspaper like this, he really doesn't have any plans, it's just that he is interested, just say it casually, he and Liu Yu don't have any grievances, it stands to reason that they won't be so ignorant, but what about it, Liu Tianhao is also an egg pain, and he feels that he has a little power, and if he doesn't tease these historical bull-nosed people, he can't prove that he has been chic!
Gongsun Chan had to beg for favors again, hoping to impress Liu Tianhao, but Liu Tianhao didn't give him a chance at all.
"You are making such a fuss, the order of my cloud city is chaotic, you see, this tent is my pillar of the clouds, but now because I want to receive you, I have put down the big things in my hands, gathered in my account, I myself, I don't even have a daughter-in-law, I was going to find a beauty to talk about love, talk about love, and plan my life events, but now you are also dragging here, in order to entertain you, we have consumed too much precious time! You should be charged by the hour! Liu Tianhao said wittily.
"General..."Gongsun Chan just took the head, but he couldn't continue.
"Okay, either leave them behind, or, you stay with them! Take your pick! Liu Tianhao's face turned pale, and he issued an expulsion order.
"Uh, General, I'll go!" Gongsun Chan finally gritted his teeth and decided to endure it.
"Okay, you don't have to go to Tuntian, so do the mass graves, Youzhou Road is far away, you should go on the road early!" Liu Tianhao waved his hand at Gongsun Zhan and said very compassionately.
"Thanks, General Xie!" Gongsun Zhan pressed his face hard, hugged his fists at Liu Tianhao and said, after speaking, he turned his head and walked outside the big tent.
When he opened the curtain and was about to go out, he turned his head and asked, "General, can I return that horse?" ”
When Liu Tianhao heard this, he was even more happy, looked at the people under the tent and asked, "The horse of the tortoise?" ”
Xu Huang hurriedly stepped forward and replied, "Tell the general, it's already in our horse farm!" ”
"That's it! … Well, Bo Turtle is in a hurry to return to Youzhou, but the horse farm is too far away, so let's do it, Zhong Kang, you can find a horse for Bo Gui in the camp! Well, be sure to find a good horse! Liu Tianhao instructed, Xu Chu did things, he was still very relieved, this guy's real IQ and EQ were definitely hacked by Luo Guanzhong.
When Xu Chu heard this, he smiled, "Okay, lord, I'll find him a horse!" You, come with me! ”
Gongsun Zhan's face is black, where can he not see that he is about to be tricked again, but there is no way, he can only swallow it, damn it, the passing years are not good, how could he meet this gang of hooligans in the clouds near his own territory!
"So, General, I'm going?"
"Well, let's go, there will be a chance in the future, and we will get together more! Welcome to the clouds! Liu Tianhao said with a smile.
After Xu Chu left with Gongsun Zhan, bursts of laughter broke out in Liu Tianhao's camp, and Liu Tianhao took the lead in holding his stomach and laughing, even Guan Yu Gao Shun couldn't hold back.
"Fengxian, you've worked so hard! Oh, before you weren't there, the imperial court came to the edict, because I waited for the meritorious service of resisting Xianbei, and canonized you as a cavalry captain! After Liu Tianhao finished dealing with Gongsun Zhan's matter, he had time to greet Lu Bu.
"Oh, General Xie! Riding a lieutenant? Isn't this the position of General Ding? Hey, why isn't General Ding here? When Lu Bu heard that he had been promoted, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Oh, General Ding was promoted to Luoyang Zhijinwu because of his merits, and he had already rushed to Luoyang a few days ago to resume his life! Stay with me from now on." Liu Tianhao said lightly.
"Oh! The subordinates are determined to serve their orders! Lu Bu did still have a general relationship with Ding Yuan at this time, and when he heard that Ding Yuan was also promoted, he didn't think too much about it at the moment, and immediately hugged his fists and thanked him.
"Well, well, you and Gongming have worked hard this time, let's go rest first! The rest of you should do the same, why don't you go! Yun Chang, you can go too, the evil will protect me, and Zhongkang will come back in a while! Liu Tianhao said that he dismissed everyone.
Everyone withdrew from Liu Tianhao's camp, and Dian Wei also stood outside the camp tent.
Liu Tianhao sat alone in the camp in a daze, the past half a year, it's really funny to think about it, inexplicably traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, with a mouth to flicker to a Han clan relative, Pingbei General should be, although this Pingbei General is just a temporary worker, he may be wiped out by the Luoyang gang at any time, but he himself doesn't think so, into the meat in my mouth, don't expect me to spit it out!
This morning's farce of teasing Gongsun Chan made Liu Tianhao even more energetic! What about Yuan Shao? What about Gongsun Chan? Isn't it up to me now? Troubled times are coming, with my understanding of history, how can I also be in charge of the changes in this land of the Han family!
Listen to me, play together, and if you don't listen to me, hit it hard!