Chapter 847: Officialdom Tricks? (Asking for Votes)
Claudia was also stunned for a moment, then thought of something, and then turned around, and kept looking at Lorraine with a suspicious gaze.
Under the gaze of everyone, Lorraine suddenly burst out laughing.
As if he had heard something funny, he leaned back and fell back with laughter, tears coming out of his eyes.
Under the influence of his laughter, the others next to him couldn't help but glance at each other, and then laughed slowly.
But then everyone noticed that Bar Dark Lord was still pressing his hand on the hilt of his sword, and his face was not moved at all, and their laughter couldn't help but lower again.
In the end, only Lorraine was left laughing.
The soldiers who drove slowly past, the circus members with nervous faces, the officers with murderous faces, and the circus proprietress who couldn't help but change their expressions"...... , Chapter 847 Officialdom Tricks?(Asking for Votes) They were all around a winter, either at a loss, or in shock, or frightened. There are all kinds of looks. The only thing they had in common was that they all watched the man laugh out loud.
The whole scene looks unusually weird.
Lorraine laughed for a long time, then wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, then looked up and down at the young officer opposite, and said approvingly: "Lord Barr, is it?"
Barr stared at him coldly, and spat out a word from Bozun's lips: "It's n!"
Then he closed his mouth, as if to say one more word was already a waste of energy.
Lorraine smiled: "Your joke is indeed very funny, although I have heard it several times, but every time I hear it, I still feel funny." ”
Barr was stunned, this was not what he thought.
He hesitated for a moment, then said slowly, "How many times? What does this mean?"
Lorraine smiled and raised her hand and patted Xiaobai's fat buttocks. Xiao Bai turned his head a little dissatisfied, and hummed "while looking, then turned his head again, and continued to make a snorting sound, like a wind and clouds, eating all kinds of food in the big basin."
Chapter 847 The Trick of Officialdom? (Asking for Votes) The crumbs of the food were splashed everywhere, but it still didn't care, it still buried its head in eating.
Lorraine said slowly at this time: "Lord Baldark, I have passed through several checkpoint cities along the way. Do you think you're the only one who is clever enough to come up with this way of killing the good and risking the merits?
When everyone heard him say a few words, they couldn't help but be shocked, and then they whispered while looking at Barr with strange eyes.
"It's actually a legend, killing good and risking merit, ah n!"
"I didn't expect to see it in this place. ”
"This time I went back, some of the was bragged!"
"This dead little white face looks like a sissy, and it's really ruthless!"
"yes, just a big hat was buttoned off. If it is really an honest and good citizen, "it will definitely suffer a great loss." ”
"That dead bald guy is definitely not a good bird when he sees a well-informed one!"
"Let's watch, let's watch, it's dog eats dog anyway, let's just watch a joke on the side. ”
"Remember to prepare a fast horse, in case they want to kill people, we have to run away!"
“......”
For a while, "there is anything to say."
The members of these circuses give full play to the gossip talent that human beings have had since primitive society, and there is a lot of discussion.
A lot of voices also reached the ears of Lord Baldark.
His face was also a little unbearable, and the brush turned red all of a sudden. But at the same time, he snorted angrily, pressed his hand to his sword, and rebuked: "Shut up all of you, you damn Diao Minn!"
Our government naturally has our reasons, but you people dare to explain and discuss your lord's decision, do you want to rebel?"
Everyone is also used to going south and north, and one by one can be regarded as well-informed, and after listening to his threats, they are not afraid" one by one, but they sneered.
Sure enough, he said that this little white face was in his heart, otherwise, "he wouldn't be a thief, and he would be angry!"
Claudia's face showed a look of disappointment, it turned out that she was quite optimistic about this little white face, and occasionally her heart sprouted. But now it seems that he knows people and faces but doesn't know his heart, this little white face is actually such a villain with a dirty heart and will be guilty of crime at every turn!
Lord Bal scolded everyone angrily, and then noticed the strange look in Claudia's eyes next to him, as if the distance between the two had suddenly widened a lot. He couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then he understood, and he screamed in his heart at the moment.
You know, this beautiful female boss of the circus, he has also been playing for a long time. The woman was never slippery, though. But between words and deeds, he also has a great friendship with him. And now it seems that this is going to be yellow.
That woman is not only long, with a soft waist, straight and powerful legs, but also a little coquettish. And he is also a circus performer, and his body is excellent, so he can't say that when he does something very yellow and violent, he is extremely good at all kinds of difficult movements.
Just thinking about that pink situation is enough to make people's mouths water.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but regret it a little. Just a moment in my heart, and then acting on my instincts, without thinking much about it.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh secretly in the depths of his heart. Then he looked at Lorraine again. Seeing that Lorraine had a smile on his face, he felt that the smile was even more hateful. Suddenly there was a burst of anger in my heart. Then he had to directly order his subordinates to take down Lorraine.
But then I thought about it, but I couldn't help but worry that people were terrible.
After all, there are so many people here who are all watching. And none of these guys are fuel-efficient lamps, and they will have big mouths in the future. Spread out, "In order to seek promotion, Lord Bar Dark killed the good and risked the merits." Everyone will see you in the future, so stay away. ”
In this way, his personal reputation, and even the reputation of the entire family, will be completely ruined. But just let it go lightly?
I can't get off the stage myself, and I definitely can't end up in such a gray way!
He was thinking about it, and he couldn't stop hesitating. At this moment, Lorraine had already smiled and said, "This little white-faced adult, you better move less crooked thoughts." The officers of the previous checkpoints were not without the idea of this aspect. It's a pity that they are all understanding people, and they didn't do it in the end. Do you know why?"
When he said this, he deliberately sold a pass and stopped.
Although Lord Bal knew in his heart that the hateful white-headed guy was waiting for him to ask a question, but after enduring it for a while, he still couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, and asked aloud, "Why?" Lorraine smiled meaningfully, and then continued: "This is a big trick of officialdom. It's all about personal understanding. It's never going to be passed on. But it's rare that I'm happy today, even if I sue you, there's nothing n!"
Hearing his words, everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears, officialdom "trick, no matter which one of them is, can arouse people's curiosity, not to mention adding it together."
Barr's heart also moved slightly, although he sneered on the surface, but secretly he also pricked up his ears. Lorraine paused for a moment and said with a smile: "You are still too young, although you know some of the tricks of this officialdom, but you are not proficient in it." It's not impossible to kill good and take risks, but it also has to be timed.
It's like fighting a war or catching a thief, these times, because the order is uncertain, so indiscriminately arresting some civilians and cutting off some heads can naturally take a big credit. Even if it is exposed, it can be said that he is young and reckless, and occasionally makes mistakes. It's like paying tuition or something. The boss sees that you are so serious, and you have to appreciate it. ”
The crowd next to him waited to hear Lorraine cut off some heads, saying it so easily that it was like eating bean sprouts, and they couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: this ruffian's heart is really vicious enough!
"But..."...... Lorraine said this, and then said in an accentuated tone, "But this time is different. With a specific wanted warrant put there. Don't say whether you can kill me or not, even if you can kill me and report it back, the superiors will naturally be very happy, and then report it level by level.
When the headquarters was also full of joy, they sent someone to check carefully, and found that you killed the wrong person, which is not the case at all. Moreover, because of your false alarm, it also delayed their pursuit plan. At this point, Lorraine saw Lord Bal's somewhat pale face, and then continued: "Do you say, will they be greatly rewarded, or will they be angry?"
And in case they can't catch that wanted criminal, and when the hell is up and down, you say, will you be used as a scapegoat and pushed out by them?"
When Lord Bal heard this, he couldn't help but take out his handkerchief and wipe it on his forehead a few times. I felt a shock in my heart.
He knew that once he did this, the bureaucrats would really push themselves out as scapegoats, as the bald guy said, to appease the anger of the bigwigs and thank the anger of the public. Lorraine smiled at this time, and then said: "Take another 10,000 steps back, even if I am that Lorraine, but today's great credit will definitely not fall on the head of you, a small garrison officer." Those bureaucrats will fight for this credit like vicious dogs, and when it comes to you, it will be nice to have fifty gold coins.
And more importantly, as far as I know, the Earl of Lorraine is also a very important figure on the Terran side.
If you do this, you will also attract bloody revenge from the Gestapo, the CIA, the Military Administration, the KGB, the Holy See vendetta and other intelligence agencies on the Terran side.
Their killers are like mad dogs, relentlessly chasing and killing them.
No matter how big the world is, there will never be a place for you to put a hand.
And that's not all, it's going to affect your family. Their cold-blooded killers will kill your family as well!
Chop the grass and eradicate the roots, and leave no n!"
Everyone couldn't help but shudder when they heard the murderous intent revealed in his words, and then looked around reflexively, as if the killer of the Terran coalition had already sneaked over, staring at his neck with a serpent-like cold gaze.
Lord Bal sneered and said, "You don't blow the air there, Terran...... Terran killers, can they come here so easily?" Lorraine sighed, and instead of speaking, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the distant wall.
There was a moment of silence.
What kind of SS special forces are unusually rampant, they just opened up the bombardment of the city, scared everyone out, and fled in a panic!
Since they are all so ferocious, they easily smuggle over and wreak havoc. Those Terran killers want to sneak over and kill a few petty officials, so naturally it's not a problem!
Lord Bal was also frightened, and wanted to force a few retorts, but he opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak for a while.
At this time, Lorraine continued: "Be an official and do more wrong, do less wrong, and if you don't do it, you won't be wrong." Just thinking about one step to the sky, you must have a good father, at least a good father-in-law, or a good mother-in-law. If you don't have any, just stay honest and slowly work through your qualifications. Otherwise, even if you ascend to the sky, you may fall from the sky one day and fall to your death!"
Barr listened to Lorraine's words and couldn't help but feel a pang of despair.
For a young man like him, who is full of ambition and even unscrupulous "desperately trying to climb up", Lorraine's words are cold and full of reality, n!
But it is precisely because of reality that it is correct. Because he was right, he felt even more desperate when facing reality, and powerless in the face of the oppression of the mountain.
He froze for a moment, and then said coldly: "Your Excellency, a wandering artist, how can you know so many things in the officialdom?
Although his tone was still cold, it was already much more respectful.
Lorraine laughed, "In a tone of relying on the old and selling the old, he said: "Young people, as the saying goes, "Read ten thousand books and travel ten thousand miles." In turn, "travel thousands of miles" to read thousands of books.
Wandering around can also teach you a lot. Listening to the customs of various places, dating girlfriends with different styles, and even chatting with officials who have committed crimes and sent to the army can all increase your knowledge. ”
Although there was a hint of pride in his tone, everyone present couldn't help but feel that those words were full of the vicissitudes of suffering.
Lord Bar was also convinced at this time, and immediately bowed his head slightly, and said respectfully: "Your Excellency, you have been taught!"
Only then did he believe that there were indeed strange people and strange things in this world. "Listening to someone is better than reading a book for ten years, and this sentence has actually come true in my own body.
As he spoke, he pressed his hand to his chest and bowed solemnly to Lorraine.
At this time, everyone did not laugh at him, but felt that it was a matter of course to do so.
Although they can't use that knowledge in their lifetime, they also benefit a lot.
Barr glanced over and saw that the soldiers had hurried over while they were talking. He immediately turned the horse's head, and then hurriedly whipped the horse and chased after him.
Immediately afterwards he heard his loud command: "Brothers, all of them have made me more careful, my eyes wide, and I searched diligently, and I must not let the enemy slip under our noses!"
If you catch them, you'll be rewarded!"
The soldiers immediately burst into applause and agreed.
When Lorraine heard this, she couldn't help but smile in her heart: although this Barr was young, he was really a talent. What to search carefully, be careful. It's not for the soldiers to grind. It is really the essence of the officialdom philosophy of "pulling the bow tightly and releasing the arrow slowly".
He will definitely become a big official in the future!
When he was thinking about it, he found that everyone in the circus looked at him with a kind of awe, after all, it was an out-and-out technical job to be able to stun a nobleman.
Lorraine immediately smiled, and then said, "Brothers, let's go." What are you waiting for? Do you want to wait for those people to come back and ask you for a refund?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh. Although this bald guy sometimes has a bad stomach, he is also funny. With him by his side, everyone is much more down-to-earth.
Immediately, everyone jumped into the carriage and got back on the road.
Lorraine couldn't help laughing twice, and suddenly felt that something was wrong next to her, and immediately turned her head, and immediately saw a pair of bright and beautiful eyes staring at her tightly at hand.
Lorraine was immediately startled. Then he hurriedly retreated his body, and only then did he see Claudia's face on the other side.
She was lying on top of her chair with her hands on the ground, leaning over to look at herself.
He immediately patted his chest and said, "Why are you so close all of a sudden? ”
Claudia snorted softly, stared at Lorraine carefully for a long time, and finally narrowed her eyes and muttered: "You dead bald guy, I really can't see it, you know a lot of things." ”
Lorraine noticed that her eyes were too bright and dazzling, and she couldn't help but turn her head, but when she rolled her eyes, she realized that due to the wrong posture, Claudia's plump and delicate breasts were hanging down like hemispheres under the effect of gravity. Through the wide slit of the placket, you can see the powdery and smooth skin, as well as the bottomless and charming deep groove in the middle.
At the same time, as her breath trembled, her breasts trembled slightly.
He immediately felt a burst of eyes, forced himself to calm down, and then smiled: "That's natural, I think at the beginning, uncle...... Phew, brother, I am also a generation of romantic characters who hit the middle of the river, the waves choke the wind and fly, and see the true colors of the sea. As long as I mention my name, everyone knows it.
Claudia immediately stretched out her hand, grabbed him by the collar, and whispered through gritted teeth, "Okay, then tell me how you seduced the girl before, and let me increase my knowledge!"
Lorraine smiled, not retreating, but advancing. Stretched out his hand and hugged her slender waist, and said, "That's how I seduced her." ”
As she spoke, she hooked hard, Claudia's waist softened, she snorted, and then rolled into his arms.
Lorraine was also unceremoniously, opened her big mouth, and kissed it.
Claudia struggled hard, slapping Lorraine's chest hard, but the slender hand gradually became weak, and then, with a sigh, the jade arms were wrapped around Lorraine's neck like a spirit snake.
The convoy moved slowly through a dense forest, when a carriage galloped out of the woods and silently followed them, and after a short time another carriage came from behind and followed the car.
The people of the circus did not care, and still galloped all the way west, slowly forward. !!!