I cursed the woman behind me for never getting married, why did I hate her so much, because she chased me for an hour with a big knife, and at this moment, the knife was on my neck, and there was no doubt that if the knife was cut off, my head would definitely move.

"Female... Heroine spare her life! "I haven't been blessed yet, how can I die!

"Hmph, you want me to spare you, did you say that you did something hurtful?" The voice is very good, but it definitely won't be a beauty, a beauty can't hold such a big knife!

"I'm a legal citizen, a good person, how can I do something hurtful, don't kill me, okay?"

"Hmph, I'm not honest!" As he spoke, the knife went one more point away from my neck.

"I recruit, I recruit, I bought fritters yesterday morning and didn't pay, I stole the PIZZA called by Xiao Wang yesterday at noon, picked up 100 quick money last night and didn't pay the public, and threw a big bag of garbage to the door of the neighbor next door the day before yesterday...... "I counted a lot of evil deeds at once, and even I felt that it was indeed heinous."

"Hmph, you're honest!"

"Then you let me go, I promise to help my grandmother on the road every day in the future, and give up my seat to my grandfather every day!"

"If I want to let you go," the woman paused, "you turn around first!" ”

As soon as I heard that there was a play, I hurriedly said, "Then you have the knife in hand, don't be impulsive!" "As soon as you impulse, my head is gone, and I slowly turned around as I spoke, and standing in front of me was a woman wrapped in golden armor, who couldn't see her face, and probably didn't look very good, otherwise why wear a mask?

"I'm turning around, you let me go!"

"Well, if I want to let you go, it's okay, you can kiss me first!"

Uh, what?? Kiss her? What if she looks pockmarked? What if it's a big tooth? The appearance of countless ugly girls suddenly appeared in my mind, and I took a look at the kind that I definitely didn't want to look at the second time, but I haven't been out of the country yet, uh, I haven't been out of Zhejiang Province, and I haven't gotten a wife yet...... Forget it, kiss it, give it up for your life! That's when she took off her mask.

There are no pockmarks, no buckteeth, white face flaws, soft black hair hanging down from the shoulders like water, the snowy face and delicate facial features look so sweet, and a pair of beautiful eyes flickering at me.

I was stunned, although I have seen many beautiful women on TV, but it is the first time to see it so closely, she closed her eyes and slowly longed to get closer.

I really want to kiss ah, she has a problem with her brain, she has chased me for so long and wants me to kiss her, just say no, I wasted so much energy in vain, of course I didn't think about it so much, because, the lips of the beauty have been imprinted, I can't react, at this time a fragrance wafted through the nose, the lips have been warm and wet, my brain suddenly "buzzed" into a blank, intoxicated by the intoxicating wonderful touch on the side of the mouth.

Eh, why are you so piercing your face, open your eyes and see, damn, what kind of beauty is this, the whole orangutan face, full of black hair, and her lips are thicker than sausages.

"Ah........h Patting his chest and gasping for breath, it turned out to be a dream, and this dream was too terrifying, especially the orangutan face......

"Bang" The door was slammed open, and a girl stood at the door, only to see her hands on her waist and shouting, "Hey, my brother is going to die, what are you calling in the middle of the night?"

"It's okay, I had a dream, I dreamed of being kissed by an orangutan" I regretted it after saying it, what did I say to her, it's strange that she doesn't laugh to death. Sure enough, 5 seconds later, someone held his stomach and started laughing: "Hahahaha, brother, your dream is so creative, oops, my stomach hurts from laughing, I tell you to do more good deeds and don't listen, retribution is coming, haha......"

"Hey, who doesn't do good deeds, I often help my grandmother cross the road!"

"Yes, people didn't have to go over, but they had to run back by themselves when you sent them over!"

"Still laughing, you're looking for a fight!" Embarrassed and angry, he grabbed the pillow and threw it over, and threw it away!

"Well, wake people up, make a supper to make up for it!"

"Still wearing high heels, who are you fooling, there are biscuits outside, eat them yourself......." Before he finished speaking, he heard two "coo" sounds, "Eh, I'll do it, egg noodles!" ”

"Hey, hey, you're the best!"

My name is Chen Yu, and sitting outside waiting to eat noodles is my little sister: Lin Xin. The reason why the surname is different is because I am not a brother and sister to her, when I was 8 years old, my parents both died in a car accident, and the perpetrator was Lin Xin's father. Although it was caused by my parents not crossing the road on the zebra crossing, Lin Xin's parents still blamed themselves, but my parents were also only children, and their elders had passed away, so they adopted me. Uncle and aunt are in the building materials business, 3 years ago, there was a fire in the factory, uncle and aunt died in the fire, at that time I just graduated from high school, Xin'er just graduated from junior high school, fortunately insurance accompanied a lot, these 3 years I and Xin'er rely on the insurance money to live, but the money will always be spent, last month, I officially graduated from college, for work, hundreds of resumes have been voted out and there is no response......

"Hey, brother, are you ready, I'm so hungry!"

"Uh-huh, here it is!"

"Yes, my brother's noodles are delicious!" Xin'er said with a noodle in her mouth, "Are you going to look for a job recently?" ”

I glanced at her: "If you don't look for a job, where will you get the money to cook noodles for you?" ”

"You are less here, I have seen your passbook, there are more than 1 million on it, enough for us to spend a few years, it is really not good, you can find a rich woman to marry!"

I sweat badly, and I can figure it out: "You are embarrassed to say, why don't you get married, you can spend tens of thousands of dollars to play a fantasy journey to the west, I really convince you!" ”

Xin'er blushed and immediately changed the topic: "Aren't people still old yet, by the way, did you buy that game helmet?" ”

"It's set.,It's going to be delivered tomorrow morning at 7 o'clock.,Are you sure this game is really as advertised! It seems to be something that only exists in online game novels! ”

"Anla, my classmate's relatives work in a game company, are you talking about making countless beauties and making countless money like in a novel? Have some confidence in this game! ”

"Forget it about making money by making beautiful women, you will wash the bowls, and I will go to sleep!" After saying that, he flashed into the room.

"555, why is it me again, brother, you really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, my white little hands are 555......"

I just woke up scared.,Eat again.,I can't sleep now.,Turn on the computer to the official website to see the game introduction.,Silver Moon This game is a game developed by Silver Moon Group at a cost of billions after 6 years,With game helmets as the medium,Simulation degree reaches more than 80%,Occupations are divided into knights,Swordsman,Assassin,Berserker,Archer,Priest,Summoner.......

Suddenly, the QQ avatar flashed, and it is estimated that only Xin'er will come to me in the middle of the night.

"Brother, I'm looking at the official website of Yinyue, have you thought about what profession to choose, I want to choose a swordsman!" As soon as I listened to the music, a funny scene came to my mind, a delicate MM carrying a big sword and fighting with others......

"Don't be, what kind of swordsman do you choose for a little girl, how good it is to choose a mage, the mage is fast in leveling, follow you to gain experience, hehe!"

"Hmph, think beautifully, I'll practice the priest, and when the time comes, you will blame me for adding blood!"

Well, that's fine!

"Hehe, brother, I've got my name figured, guess what!"

"Cut, isn't it the Pink Butterfly Rain, which game do you play with this name, it's 2 o'clock, you can sleep, it's not good-looking, and if you stay up late, you will have dark circles!"

"I really don't give face, go to sleep, I'm angry!" The little beauty was indignant, and after speaking, the QQ avatar was darkened. In fact, Xin'er is also a first-class beauty, just look at that drawer of love letters, and now she has just graduated from high school and has been completed like this, and it will definitely be a scourge in two years, but it's a pity that she is my sister, otherwise, hum....... Eh, what do you think about this, I'm very kind, hurry up and go to bed.

How do I feel out of breath, I opened my eyes and looked, NND, a small hand pinched my nose: "Brother got up to make breakfast, starved to death!" ”

"Hey, I ate at 2 o'clock, and now you have to eat again at 6 o'clock, are you a pig?"

"People are pigs!" Saying that, Xin'er scratched the pile of rotten straw on her head, "Don't catch it, it won't be smooth if you catch it again, and please don't run around in your underwear in the future, get dressed and run out again!" ”

Xin'er ran out with an "oh" on her face, and I wondered, why is she so energetic recently, and she refused to get up before 10 o'clock!

Yawned, washed up and went out to buy 2 breakfasts and 1 newspaper, and when I got home, Xin'er was still combing her hair, eh, it was not good to spend 20 minutes on her pile of straw, and after a while reading the newspaper while eating, Xin'er ran out with tears in her eyes and crying, "The comb is broken again, 5555, it hurts!" ”

I wanted to laugh, but I felt distressed again, touched her head, shook my head and said, "Don't get it, I'll bring a hat later, go out and cut it!" ”

After a while, Xin'er put on and walked out with a light blue hat, and I couldn't help but sigh that it was a waste for her not to be a star.

When the helmet arrives, a helmet is connected to a host, just plug in the power supply and network cable, it's very simple. Xin'er asked them to install it in her room, and I hurriedly stopped them from installing the hall.

"Why do you want to install a hall?"

I whispered something in her ear, and Xin'er blushed: "Well, let's pretend to be a hall." ”

Just kidding, Xin'er's room can get in, there are clothes on the floor, newspapers and magazines, and there is no place to put your feet.

The staff explained the precautions for use and left. Before leaving, he received 10,000 quick money from me, 5,000 for a helmet, and the flesh hurts!

Xin'er dragged me to accompany her to get her hair, but I didn't want to go, but I couldn't stand it when she got angry. When I arrived at the barber shop and took off my hat, the young lady was also stunned for a long time, probably unable to associate the hair with the face, and then I heard the wah wow scream, so painful that Xin'er's tears were about to flow out, and the young lady also looked at me helplessly. I really couldn't bear it: "You can just cut it, it's okay to be a little shorter!" ”

Half an hour later, a fresh and bright short-haired MM stood in front of me: "Not bad, not bad, short hair is still so beautiful!" "It's beautiful, it didn't lie to her.

Of course, Xin'er still looked aggrieved and looked like she was about to cry, which I can understand, thinking about her tears just now.

Seeing that it was 11 o'clock, Xin'er was hungry, remembering Xin'er's grievance just now, I said, "Well, KFC go!" I touched my pocket and found that I only brought 20 quick money, "Well, I didn't bring any money, let's eat dumplings!" ”

"It's okay, I've got the card, I'll have it when I go get some!" As she spoke, she took out a card and shook it in front of my eyes, looking familiar.

"Why does this card look so familiar?"

"Of course, you got it in your room!" I saw Xin'er lower her head and said weakly.

"NND, I didn't hide it!"

“.......”

It was lunch time, and KFC was also overcrowded, Xin'er said: "Brother, you line up and I'll take a seat." "To put it bluntly, I just asked her to sit while I was standing, and I was reluctant to let her rub around in so many people!

I am also not ambiguous, directly the whole family bucket + a large bottle of Coke, and I saw Xin'er complaining for a long time: "People lose weight, you still buy so much, what a waste if you can't eat it!" As he spoke, he killed a chicken leg in seconds.

"I can't eat it, and I'll take it back to you for supper." I was also consuming chicken legs, and my eyes moved up and down on a MM in a miniskirt next to me.

"What's so good-looking, the thighs are so thick, or mine!" Xin'er shouted proudly, fortunately the distance was relatively far, and the shorts MM couldn't hear it.

"Cut, look at your little steamed buns, you're embarrassed to compare with others!" Indeed, that sister's can be regarded as choppy, Xin'er'...... After all, she is still young, and she will have a chance in the future.

Xin'er gritted her teeth, picked up the family bucket and changed her seat directly.

"Hey, I haven't eaten yet......"