Chapter 36: Headbutting on the toilet
I was stunned, there is still this kind of thing? Then he replied: "Princess, don't worry, even if we don't repair the fire, we will definitely take you out!" ”
Princess Musa was overjoyed: "Really? That's all up to you."
"Ding, your small team accepts the mission: save the princess, the mission requirements: rescue Princess Musa from the ant dungeon, once Princess Musa dies, the mission will be considered a failure, and the failure penalty level will be reduced by 5 levels"
A few MMs looked at each other, this is too perverted, it's too perverted, and the failure will be rewarded with level 5, I can't help but think of the task of killing Parker, and if I fail, it will be downgraded to 5 levels, why is such a perverted task so that I received it, depressed.
But seeing her expectant gaze, we decided that we must take her out.
"There is no other exit here, only through the door at the back, and there is a particularly powerful Ant-Man guarding there, and you can only get out if you defeat it"
Summer looked puzzled: "Can't you go out through the door we just came in?" ”
Princess Musa shook her head: "You have a pass, but I can't get through that door"
"Then let's kill it" As long as you kill the way through, the most boss is difficult to kill, I can't help asking: "What level is the monster guarding the gate at the end?" ”
"It seems to be a level 55 gold-level boss!"
I immediately changed the chat channel to team mode: "Xin'er, let's go home"
"Brother, why are you so unsympathetic, do you want people to stay here?"
"Then do you have any way to kill a level 55 gold-level boss?"
"That.... You see there are so many monsters here, we can level up first, practice to 45 and change to a 45 suit! ”
"Uh, that's okay, let's level up first" I forgot that there is also a suit, but equipping the suit will definitely not be able to compete with the gold-level boss of level 55, and the suit is just a comfort for yourself.
Fortunately, the monsters here will burst out of level 50 silver jewelry, so that when we reach level 50, we can replace the low-level jewelry, and when we came out just now, we bought a lot of blue medicine, which is enough for Sister Wang and Ling'er to use for two days, and Sister Wang has an instant demon, and the blue potion can save a lot.
"Old way, since monsters can't get close to the statue, then whisper with fire meteor shower!"
Princess Musa hurriedly said, "No, you can't attack near the statue!" ”
"Really can't, the system prompts that this is a non-attack area" Sister Wang also looked depressed.
Then,It's impossible to farm monsters in groups.,You can only hide in the corner and kill one by one.,Now Ling'er's reply is close to 400.,Plus the recovery potion.,The blood is basically kept above 4000.,The monster's defense is not very high.,It's easy to practice.。
Of course, I don't dare to use the sword qi, and if I accidentally attract two monsters, we will die.
Fortunately, Princess Musa is relatively well-behaved, and she will not run around us all the time, otherwise it will be troublesome, and she brushed until 6 o'clock in the evening, and she only remembered to have dinner when she was hungry, and sent Princess Musa back to the statue and immediately went offline.
While Sister Wang was preparing the meal, Xin'er had already come over with Sister Wang's notebook, "Do you know what the Nine Great Protectors of the Demon Clan are all about?" ”
The crowd shook their heads.
"It's time to learn knowledge, listen carefully, the first of the nine protectors of the demon clan is the pseudo-god Zhige, followed by the Necromantic Qingxin, as well as the Flame Star Demon Emperor, the Abyss Nightmare, the Ambassador Xiangtian, the Bloodthirsty Five Elements Demon, the Divine Martial Luo, the Red Armor Thunder, the Demon Commander, and the other is the Ant Emperor. These nine are at least the level of divine beasts, as well as the level of holy beasts, of course, that ant emperor is the most watery one, but it is also a divine beast, and that demon emperor needs the Qinglong White Tiger Vermilion Bird Xuanwu to join forces in order for him to tie. ”
I was shocked, "That Demon Emperor is so powerful?" The four holy beasts joined forces to tie with him, wouldn't that be a god? ”
"It's not the same, it's pretty good anyway!"
"It's so powerful, catch it and use it as a pet for me!" Summer brought a bowl of vegetables.
I gave her a blank look: "I'm willing to give you to the Demon Emperor as a pet." ”
"Hmph, die"
......
Looking at the food on the table, I suddenly felt that this kind of day was too happy, Sister Wang and Ling'er will definitely be good wives and mothers in the future, Ling'er is a sister, Sister Wang, I decided to launch a love offensive against her.
"Xiaoyu, let's go to supper together when we get off the line at night."
As soon as these words came out, Xin'er was immediately unhappy: "Hey, brother, you are biased, why don't you invite me"
"Uh, and Xin'er, Ling'er is also here."
"What about Sister Summer?"
"Let's do it together!" It seems that I have to ask her secretly next time, I glared at Xin'er fiercely, but she was picking fish bones, completely ignoring me, depressed.
After dinner, everyone appeared under the statue collectively, and Musa saw us appearing and immediately smiled: "Let's go, I want to see Xiuhuo soon!"
"Uh, Princess Musa, I have to be honest with you, a few of us are not opponents of the level 55 golden boss now, if I take you over now, I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you then!"
Musa's reaction was calm: "So you need to improve your strength first?" It doesn't matter, I'm willing to wait a few more years to see Xiuhuo! ”
I continued, "I hope you stay here first, and we'll go and get rid of the monsters around us."
"Hmm"
Musa has no worries when he stays under the statue, so the five of us start killing monsters again, the whole palace is very big, it is estimated that it is enough for us to practice to level 50, and when the time comes, as long as Xia Xin'er and I are equipped with level 45 suits, maybe there is a chance to defeat the level 55 ghost boss.
Killed until more than 9 o'clock in the evening, the system prompted that I had been online for more than 11 hours in a row, so I had to go offline, and I looked at the leaderboard before going offline, and sure enough, 5 people were on the list.
1. A sword to the dust 43 swordsman
2. Fire Dance 42 Mage
3. Yu Shi 42 Yanlong Mage
4. Underwrite the 41 Holy Swordsman
5. Pink Butterfly Rain 40 Swordsman
6. Light stroke 39 Holy Swordsman
7. Summer 38 swordsman
8. Ziling 38 Five Elements Priest
9. Yan Fei Mei'er 37 elf archers
10. Skeletron 36 archers
Ling'er's healing output is quite considerable, and it should be that he gets more experience, but that's because of the low level of the relationship to upgrade quickly, if you keep practicing like this, Ling'er's level will definitely not be able to surpass Xin'er, but it's still no problem to exceed the summer, that guy chats and plays soy sauce at every turn, but it's good to have her, otherwise it must be boring.
But that elf archer is very surprising, I've never seen it squeeze directly to the ninth, it seems that this profession is not simple.
Xin'er quickly pushed the door and called: "Brother is gone, take us out for supper!"
Helpless "whisper, what do you want to eat?" ”
Sister Wang just wanted to speak, but Xin'er took the lead
"Let's have a barbecue!"
Sister Wang smiled: "Well, let's go eat barbecue!" ”
Now that Sister Wang has spoken, let's barbecue.
"There's a new barbecue restaurant, I'll take you there"
I looked back at Summer strangely: "Didn't you say that the roadside was delicious?" ”
Summer pointed to Ling'er in front of me, I immediately thought of that barbecue stall near here, I didn't know if Ling'er would be sad, I didn't expect that there would be a time when I was careful in summer.
It is said that eating barbecue is not good for the skin of beautiful women, but a few people around me are born with good lives, so I don't have to worry about this at all, but unfortunately except for Ling'er and Sister Wang, the other two are really not good at eating.
"Xiaoyu, you're a little weird today." I couldn't help but ask.
Sister Wang looked up and down: "No, what's strange?" ”
"I think you have a good posture for eating."
"Huh, huh?" It's really good, it's much better than before, and it used to be completely miserable.
I can't help but look at Sister Wang carefully, Sister Wang's claim to be the school flower of our school is not unreasonable, and no one will forget her exquisite face when she sees it, and such a beautiful woman lives in my house now, how can there be any reason to let it go, I must find more opportunities to be alone with Sister Wang in the future, and go to bed when I am about to sleep, well, it was decided!
"Idiom, is there something on my face? I'm embarrassed to see you."
"Uh, it's okay, eat barbecue ....."
Suddenly, I noticed that the way Summer looked at me was a little strange, "What are you looking at me in Summer?" ”
"Think you can't look at it?"
"Well, I think I'm pretty handsome!"
Xin'er went straight into a coma, and she coughed several times in the summer
"Idiom, I have something to say to you."
"Huh?"
"I think you're so shameless!"
“.....”
When I got home, I just wanted to take a shower, but Xin'er came over with her clothes and educated me with the principle of lady first, let her wash first.
When Xin'er came out, I just wanted to go in, and found that Ling'er was coming, well, Ling'er should be washed first.
When Ling'er came out, Sister Wang came again, this naturally had to be Sister Wang first, and the next one should be me.
As a result, Sister Wang came out, and rushed in directly in the summer, and I pushed the door with one hand and said: "In the summer, you can't rob it, I've been waiting for more than 1 hour!" ”
"Then you just have to wait 10 minutes longer, sister, I'll be fast!"
My tone was resolute: "No, this is my home, you have to listen to me!" ”
"You don't let me shout indecent!"
"You shout, I'm not afraid!"
"Small language, idiom, she is not ....."
"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you"
I saw Xia Wan'er smile: "Good, sister, please eat candy later!" ”
“.......”
But it's nice to smile in the summer.
After another 20 minutes, summer finally came out, and it took so long to take a bath, what a way in this world!
I saw Summer smile at me: "Wait for my sister's room!" ”
"What?"
"Candy, please!"
"Neuropathy"
A cold water flush, a few minutes to get it, the man takes a shower is fast.
When you think about summer, forget it or go, maybe something really happens.
Pushing open the door of the summer house, I was immediately stunned by what I saw.
Inside, a completely naked woman had her back to me, her soft waist was less than a hand, her hips were round, her slender legs were straight and slender, and her skin was as clear as jade.
The woman turned around, and I saw more things that I shouldn't have seen.
Suddenly, the woman in front of me let out a scream, which shook my eardrums, and then an unknown object flew towards my head, only to hear a "bang", I suddenly had gold stars in my eyes, and the next moment I lost consciousness.
When I woke up again, I was already lying on my bed, Ling'er and Sister Wang were doing it on the bed with distressed faces, Xin'er was sitting at the computer desk with a playful face, and Xia was standing at the door with a huffing face.
"Brother, you're awake!"
"Uh, what's wrong with me? What a headache"
Sister Wang touched my head and said, "You were lying in the bathroom, your head hit the toilet, fortunately you found it in the summer, otherwise you would have to lie in the bathroom all night, are you okay now?" ”
"Ah, the bathroom?" My mind suddenly came up with the fragrant scene just now, and I immediately reacted, "Well, I fell there, I remembered, it's okay, but my head still hurts a little"
"It's good that you're not dead, go back to sleep" Summer left without looking back.
"It's good that you don't have amnesia, Sister Wang Ling'er, go to sleep first, I'll take care of my brother at night!"
Sister Wang didn't seem to have anything to say before she was pushed out of the room directly by Xin'er, only to see Xin'er close the door and look at me with a smile, I suddenly had a very bad feeling.
"Hee-hee, brother, you're not cowardly."
It's over, she knows!
I hurriedly explained: "Xin'er, you listen to my explanation, I didn't mean to, she told me to go, as soon as I opened the door, I didn't expect to get into trouble." ”
"Mmmm, my sister's figure is okay in the summer."
"Depressed, why do you care about this, hurry up and help me think about how to explain it to Summer."
I saw Xin'er smile evilly, "Explain what, I thought you would chase Sister Wang, but Sister Summer is not bad, come on!" ”
"Hey...."Before she finished speaking, Xin'er ran away, and then the phone rang, and when she saw it, it was Summer's phone.
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