Chapter 607: I Love Art
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Chapter 607 I, Love Art (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Lorraine saw their impatient eyes, and couldn't help but laugh a little angrily at the moment, this world is really crazy. Every time you feel that someone is already stupid to the extreme, there is always a stupid fork that jumps out and challenges the lower limit of IQ.
He immediately pointed the muzzle of the gun at the knight's head, and then shouted: "Let them all get out of here~"
Although the knight was lying on the ground, he was still extremely strong, and greeted him with a sneer, and said proudly: "I will not give such an order, there is a kind of you who will kill me." โ
The more he spoke, the more confident he became, poked his head out, pressed the muzzle of the gun hard, and hissed: "Come on, there is a kind of you coming~"
Lorraine watched the man use this disgraceful splashing and rolling method commonly used by street splashers, and sighed at the moment: I had never seen such a brainless person before, but the gun was in his own hands.
There was a murderous flash in his eyes, and he sneered: "As you wish~ Lao Tzu has killed more bishops, not one of you." โ
Then he stepped on the knight's neck, and the muzzle of the gun moved down slightly, and the bolt was pulled.
Just listen to a loud 'boom'.
Everyone reflexively closed their eyes. When they opened their eyes and looked again, they saw that the knight's right hand had been blasted off by Qi Gen, leaving only a trail of blood on the ground.
Because of the suddenness of the incident, the knight did not seem to feel pain, and looked at his severed hand in disbelief. It's as if what just happened was a nightmare.
After a long time, he raised his eyes, looked at Lorraine with resentment, and screamed hoarsely, "You...... You...... You're actually ...... How dare you really ...... I...... I won't let you go, and neither will my dad. My family will never let you go~"
Lorraine grinned, then shot him again in the left hand.
The knight was immediately shocked, and screamed in pain. Then under the severe pain, the whole person curled up into a ball. He howled and wept uncontrollably.
Lorraine ignored him, but pulled the handguard with his left hand and loaded the bullet again. Then he looked at the knight and whispered, "You still have two legs." Let's take our time. โ
When the knight heard this, he was immediately frightened, and he no longer had the strength he had just had.
This is the case in this world, many second ancestors are very cool and happy when they bully others. That's why you think you're very bullish, and you have two.
But when you really clean him up, let them know clearly that they are also fleshy, and they don't have two little jj, and they will break their bones if they hit them with a stick, and they will bleed from a knife piercing them, and a bullet can still kill him, and they will collapse immediately.
I saw the knight move back desperately, and shouted in a shriek, "No, no...... No...... I don't want to die."
The voice was terrible and shrill, and it was unbearable to hear. Even if the beast listens to it, it can't help but soften its heart.
Lorraine wasn't a beast, so he didn't have the slightest soft-heartedness.
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Now I know that I'm scared, just now the lord talked to you in a kind voice, what did your grandson do?
You have to wait for the lord to move the real character, then you will know what is wrong. What the lord said before is too worthless~
This made the lord very angry, and the consequences were also very strict~
Lorraine raised his hand and blasted it over, scolding: "If you say don't want it, don't you want it? The lord still wants to listen to you, doesn't this show that the lord I have no face?"
The man screamed and hurriedly retracted his legs, only to realize that Lorraine's shot just now only hit the ground, not on him.
Lorraine pointed out the door and said, "Get out of here now." The one who ran at the end, I have a mysterious gift to give~"
As he spoke, he pulled the handguard on the gun and pushed a bullet again.
Seeing his dangerous move, the knights glanced at each other, then turned around and fled, lest they would be slow enough to be given a mysterious gift by Lorraine.
Lorraine watched everyone flee, and couldn't help but spat on the ground, scolding: "A bunch of bastards who don't know the height of the sky. This is where you bitches can break around?
If you don't teach you a lesson, I really don't know what my fucking surname is~"
Leo also brandished his pistol and chimed in, "That's right, boss." These bastards actually came here to spread wild, all of them have to be taught a good lesson, otherwise, they really have to fucking turn over the jar~"
This little guy scolded very harshly, you must know that only Wang Ba will turn over the jar. As soon as he said this, he obviously scolded those knights into a group of turtle kings.
Lorraine put away her weapon, glared at him angrily, and said, "You don't interrupt me here, say, what are you doing, why do they come to the door?"
Leo immediately froze.
He touched the back of his head, snorted, and said, "How do I know about this kind of thing." These dead bald people have always been insane. It's probably because they eat too much poop and have brain cramps, so they have nothing to do. You also know that these guys have a problem with their minds. โ
Lorraine raised her hand and knocked on the door of his head, and said angrily: "I think it's your brain cramping, right? Say it quickly~ Otherwise, I'll tell Nicole when I go back, don't expect to go out in your life." โ
Under his stern eyes, Leo's big black eyes were spinning back and forth, and while using his ghost brain to think of excuses, he said in a slur manner: "There's nothing, there's really nothing......"
As soon as he turned his head to see Vera next to him who was as sneaky as he could shrink his body, Vera was also rolling her eyes like Leo, and was about to smear oil on the soles of her feet, Leo's eyes lit up at the moment, and said, "If you don't believe it, you ask Vera." She's with me. โ
Vera was startled when she heard this, and she glared at Leo viciously. scolded in his heart: This little rascal is really not a good thing, in order to get out, he actually pulled himself into the water~
But when he saw Lorraine looking at him, he was also weak for a while, and stammered: "This ...... This one...... I...... I...... I did be with Leo last night, though, I ...... We really didn't do anything bad......"
Lorraine looked at Vera and sighed in her heart at the moment: This stupid girl really can't lie, just these few words, the white and tender little face is already red and about to drip blood.
Vera didn't dare to raise her little head under his forced gaze, and finally had to bite the bullet and say, "I...... Don't I love art......"
Lorraine's eyes widened suddenly, and a sense of foreboding rose in her heart.
This silly girl loves art, and it's true that she loves valuable art, and her only hobby is to sleep with a lot of glittering gold coins in her arms, except for eating snacks all day long.
But then again. Although Vera is like this, she is already a rare good girl in this world.
Because all the women in the world are like that.
And many of them have a few more terrible hobbies, such as Louis Vuitton clothes, Beruti shoes, Chanel's cosmetics, bags, don't touch my luxury car, and a Tomson......
Each of those pieces of equipment is god-level equipment on the Warcraft battlefield - the most powerful god-level equipment in the legends.
The attack power is quite strong. It comes with a variety of effects to kill, strong defense, and 800% skill reflection, and there is no level limit~
Even if it is a first-level small soldier, as long as it is armed with these equipment, it is like the undefeated Dongfang has obtained the Sunflower Treasure Book, which can be described as a Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, and God blocking and killing God.
Dominate the world, only I am undefeated~
Compared to them, Vera, who is half of the dragon blood, is like a pure lamb, and as long as she holds a bag of gold, she feels that she is the happiest person in the world.
Lorraine froze, then said, "So ......"
Vera stammered, "So...... So, last night, I ...... I went to the museum and had a look. You know, the nights are long......"
Lorraine looked at her without speaking, and then, as soon as she reached out, she accurately picked up Leo's collar, who was tiptoeing to sneak away, and lifted him up and threw him onto the chair next to her.
Leo slammed his ass into the chair and screamed in pain. Then he whined in dissatisfaction while rubbing his ass. But immediately seeing Lorraine cast a glance, he hurriedly nodded his head and waist, and squeezed out a sneer on his white and tender little face.
Lorraine saw Vera stop, and immediately had to ask, "What happened later?"
Vera put her hands behind her back, couldn't help but smile a little embarrassedly, and said, "I see that their things are left there to accumulate dust, and no one comes to clean them, and many things are about to break, which is quite wasteful, so I will help them bring them over and dust them for them." Do good deeds......"
Lorraine continued, "What happened later?"
Vera glanced at him secretly, and then stubbornly said, "Later, later, when Leo and I were doing good deeds and dusting them off, we accidentally took a little back...... It's just a little bit. โ
As she spoke, she stretched out her slender hand and used her index finger and thumb to make her a hair's width apart. Then he glanced timidly at Lorraine, and then quickly lowered his head in fear.
Lorraine snorted coldly and said, "How much is that little bit worth?"
Lester saw Lorraine interrogating his disciples like a thief, and he couldn't help but be a little displeased at the moment, and said, "Isn't it just going to the museum for a spin?
When Leo took my teapot in his hand, didn't I say anything?
Look at the stinginess of these pups.
Take two souvenirs, and you have to sรจ like this. There are five copper plates on the street outside, and there is also a three-pack service.
It's just a few small things, these bald people have money, and I don't care about it.
This is a trivial matter, Lorraine, you don't pursue it......"
When Vera saw that the teacher was helping her speak, her big smiling eyes immediately narrowed into two crooked crescents, and she couldn't stop nodding her head and said, "That's it, that's it...... Some small things, we are still picking up the inconspicuous ones. โ
Lorraine slapped the table and shouted angrily: "Say~"
Vera immediately lowered her head and said quickly, "There aren't many left." At most, probably...... Probably...... Maybe...... It's worth one or two hundred million gold coins. I haven't counted the specifics either......"
"Just say it, it's just a ...... Two...... Poof......" Lester didn't come up in one breath immediately, and a mouthful of hot tea squirted out, almost choking to death, exclaiming: "100 million~"
He clasped his hands around his neck and struggled desperately for a few moments before relieving.
Lester came to his senses.
He trembled and pointed at Vera and Leo, and said, "You...... ...... you ransacked the Great Museum?"
Xiao Bai screamed at the moment, nodded proudly, and shook his long nose, signaling how big a bunch of things he resisted.
Leo slapped it and said, "Shut up, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak." โ
Lester gasped and said, "Okay, okay, you two, ah~ actually stole into the big museum." That's really ...... It's amazing~hahaha, hahaha~"
Lester craned his neck and laughed heartily.
Everyone was stunned.
At this time, I heard Lester continue with an excited face: "Tell me quickly." Did the happy prince's eyes go down?what about the big diamond on King Arthur's sword?and the dark crystal on the Sage's Staff......
You two little villains, run and grab their stuff yourself. You didn't even take me. This is so ungrateful. I'm still so good to you in vain~"
Later, he even burst into tears and almost complained. Regretting it, he kept stomping his feet and said, "Grandma's." They put so many things in the museum, and they stinked like 100,000 weasels, and they were very sassy. I've been pleasing to the eye for a long time.
You say, "Ah, if you take me, we'll roll him up and make sure that we won't leave them even a piece of straw paper at the end...... And look at you, you haven't even swept the tail of your hands, and let people chase after you, which is not professional at all. I went and they definitely couldn't find out who did it. โ
Leo is a natural politician, as long as he sees the pole, he climbs up, and then said with a smile: "That's it, bad-hearted old man, it's still your words to my appetite, but there are people next to me who say that we are not doing a good job." If I take you with me, I'm going to be tired of you being blamed with us......"
He said in a dark voice, and he kept rolling his big eyes at Rest. I'm going to make a cushion for myself.
Lester glanced back, only to see Lorraine's face turned blue, and he couldn't help but snort dryly at the moment, thinking: This bad thing has been caught, it is indeed very inauthentic.
However, Lester is also a master who ignores and still accounts for three points, and immediately said: "This matter, since it has been done, it depends on how to make up for it in the future." But in any case, it is not right for them to rush in like this. โ
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh. Although he knew that Leo and Vera were both bold masters, he didn't expect them to dare to hit the head of the big museum, why didn't I think of it?
He looked at Vera and Leo's triumphant appearances, and angrily gave a violent shudder to one of the two of them, and scolded in a low voice: "Two fools, just patronizing and stealing things, don't you know how to set the fire afterwards?~."
As long as the fire comes together, no matter how many things there are, there is no proof of death. Even if they turn out the sky, they can flatly deny it.
It's good now, let people block the door~
You've been messing with me for so many years, and you're really ...... Not professional at all. โ
He glanced out, and sure enough, he saw that the knights did not leave, but stood outside and wandered around. It's like a dogskin plaster, sticking to itself tightly.
Vera and Leo both said "ouch", then rubbed their heads together, the two looked at each other, and Leo said regretfully: "That's it, forget this stubble." โ
Then he looked up at Lorraine with a look of adoration and said, "The boss is worthy of being the boss, poisonous~too poisonous~." โ
Vera also stared at Lorraine with big watery blue eyes, and nodded in agreement.
Lorraine pursed her lips and said secretly in her heart: Think you can bypass you by slapping two sycophants?
He glanced at Leo, and then said, "Seventy~"
Leo was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously covered his wallet and said, "What did you say?"
Lorraine stretched out his hand and said, "I want seventy percent of the things you brought~"
Leo's eyes immediately widened, and he shouted, "You go and grab it~."
Let's make two small bucks, is it easy?ah~~
I don't sleep in the middle of the night, I work hard, I don't know if I don't get enough sleep, I don't know if I don't get enough sleep, I don't know if I don't get enough sleep, I will get pimples?
It's also climbing the window again, and climbing the wall again, you think it's easy to buckle the gem from the hilt of the sword~
I also risked being caught and chased, and I earned it. Seventy percent of your lion's mouth will be opened. Do you want people to live?"
Lorraine stretched out his hand, pointed at the guards outside the window, and said coldly: "Okay, you will once again risk being caught."
Now they are also waiting for heavyweights to come over and intercede. At that time, you will be barricaded in the house with the stolen goods, and you will be guaranteed to be empty-handed. โ
Leo thought for a moment, then bared his little white teeth, put on a smiling face, and said, "Boss, don't be like this, even if you don't say it, we will share it with you." Thirty percent, how about three percent?
According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, the person responsible for 'collecting the wind' is only 20% at most. I've already given you an extra ...... That's interesting, boss, this is something that Sister Vera and I share, and I still have a rice bucket in my hand to raise, so I can't let the brothers just drink soup, can they?"
Although the little grandfather is the prince, he has been an old fritter in the rivers and lakes for a long time since he was a child, and he is also clear about the rules there. That mouthful of black words is bottom-to-bottom and accurate.
Lorraine thought for a moment and said, "Sixty into five." โ
Leo stretched out his hand and said, "Forty~"
Lorraine said: "Sixty percent~"
Leo: "Fifty percent~"
"Fifty into five~"
"Deal~"
After Leo finished speaking, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. I worked hard for most of the day, but in the end, I only took a small head.
But the little grandfather is also extremely single, although he is distressed, but he thinks that he is also the president of a multinational monopoly group, and he is a figure with status.
Now that the business is done, it is to spit out a mouthful of spit, and to be a nail, and will never regret it.
Lorraine looked at him with a depressed look, smiled secretly in his heart at the moment, and said, "Okay." Don't be sad. What's the point of that sentence? By the way, if you don't suffer, you can't increase your experience points, right?
You see, you had to learn robbery from me, and now you've learned how to rob you...... Uh, no. You can go out and do it yourself.
Don't you have the opportunity to get rich in the future?"
Leo was immediately shocked and said, "What you said is true." We have a chance to make a fortune. It is said that there are a lot of good things in the Magic Association...... It seems that any notebook there can be worth tens of thousands. โ
Leo swept away the decline just now, his big eyes let out the light again, rubbing his fleshy little hands, looking like that, he wanted to do it again.
Lester was immediately startled and said, "Hey, hey, Leo, you little rascal be honest." Many of the things in the Magic Association are extremely dangerous, and maybe touching that one will turn you into a little mouse. โ
Leo's eyes lit up immediately, and he said, "Really, really, can you turn into a mouse?"
Lester looked at his big innocent and bright eyes, and suddenly felt a little regretful. It was as if saying this only aroused his interest even more.
Lorraine interjected and said, "Where did you put those things? If they bring in that old guy from Obakhim and make friends with us, it won't be easy at that time. โ
Leo was also taken aback and said, "That's right. That bad-hearted old man couldn't be the worst. It's like a pyramid scheme, he won't stop until he cheats all the money in his pocket. โ
When Lester heard his evaluation, he couldn't help but praise at the moment, and said: "Sure enough, he is worthy of being a royal child, and the No. 1 princeling really has a vision." I saw through the essence of that old guy at a glance. โ
Leo grinned, happy and happy, but still humble, and said, "Haha, it's so-so, it's so-so." It's just a little bit better than the average person. Hahaha, you're just complimenting again. I won't be proud, hahaha......"
Lorraine said angrily: "Okay, you are not proud, the back molars are about to be exposed." Tell me where it is, and we'll have to hide it quickly. โ
The group made their way to Vera's room in the back.
As soon as he entered the door, Lorraine felt a dazzling light pierce him, and his eyes hurt as if he had been blinded.
He hurriedly closed his eyes, and after a long time, he slowly opened them.
What a moving scene that is~
The countless treasures were piled up in the shape of a small mountain, shining with dazzling colorful light.
The light was even more beautiful than the bright stars in the night sky.
It's dreamlike, charming and beautiful.
Lorraine couldn't help but sigh lightly, Leo's little rascal really deserved to be a rare genius in a century, and he actually robbed so many things at once~
But that's too much, how can you hide it?
Leo touched his little chin, also thought about it in embarrassment, and then said, "The Vera I remember doesn't have a space ring......
Vera and Lorraine said in unison: "That won't work~"
Leo was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Why not?"