Chapter 87: Urging marriage from Uncle Li (4000 words big chapter, 10,000 days, there is one more tonight)
The Suzuka family, the native emperor of the 11 wards, is a family that has been passed down since the Muromachi shogunate period more than 1,000 years ago.
This may be able to make many people shut up instantly, and they will understand that when they come out to mix, the power and background are just embellishments, and fists are the last word.
But for Qiao Shuya, he regretted it for a minute, and then threw the matter behind him.
After all, the dead are the greatest.
Soon, the armed helicopter representing the association also slowly landed here, and Uncle Li walked out of it.
"Uncle Li, Uncle Li, we have made another major discovery this time!" Yuan Zhiai saw Uncle Li and hurriedly pulled Qiao Shuya over.
She didn't know where she pulled out the leaflet for the "Prometheus Son Project" and the Buddha statue of Ultraman Ace.
"This is a major discovery of the master craftsman in a subspace, a propaganda leaflet of the subspace civilization, and a Buddha statue, the master also said that he has a guess that all the cultural relics in the subspace at this stage are the native civilization of the subspace, not the alien demons, and the alien demons are just outsiders." Yuan Zhiai hurriedly said.
She didn't take credit, but gave all the credit to Qiao Shuya.
Qiao Shuya: "......"
I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!
A group of staff also put away the cultural relics brought back again, because of time, these things have been seriously worn.
"This Buddha statue, do you still find any other information in the subspace?" Uncle Li's expression suddenly became very serious.
There is also Buddhism in this world, and the significance of the Buddha statue in that subspace may be intriguing......
"I seem to remember some of what I saw from that pile of rotten things." Gen Zhiai thought back and said, "It seems that this Buddha statue is called 'Ace Bodhisattva', and there are some records of guillotine disc blades and the like, but the paper is puffed up......
Uncle Li's expression became very subtle for a moment, and he looked at Qiao Shuya with three points of doubt, three points of confusion, and three points of confusion in his eyes, and at this moment he even thought that the ACE plan was exposed.
However, looking at Qiao Shuya, who was also confused, he suddenly felt that he would not have such a ghost in his brain when he looked at this child who had grown up.
"I'm going to record all of this, and that's what scholars are going to study in the future." Uncle Li hurriedly asked people to put away these things.
He looked at Qiao Shuya and sighed.
"You all go back separately, Qiaoqiao, you can follow me back to the association later." Uncle Li said.
After the rescue and finishing of the scene, Uncle Li patted a car next to him.
"Let's go, the car is ready."
"Uh." The two got into the car, and this time Uncle Li did not choose to take a helicopter.
The car slowly drove back to the association, and the music in the car was still playing the songs of Queen, and Uncle Li seemed to like this band very much.
Qiao Shuya didn't know what to say, could it be that the matter of changing the happy water label was exposed? Do you want to go back and be judged again? Or was the drunk driving incident just now discovered?
Oh no!
Uncle Li didn't speak, and he didn't speak, only the sound of car music sounded.
Qiao Shuya silently opened a bottle of Coke, he had just experienced a big war, and now he urgently needed to replenish the shingles.
"When are you going to get married?" Uncle Li suddenly asked inexplicably.
"Poof! Ahem, cough, cough, cough, ......" The Coke in Hashiya's mouth sprayed directly onto the glass of the passenger seat, and he coughed violently.
He thought of Uncle Li's 10,000 routines, and thought that Uncle Li must have a high theory, but he never expected that Uncle Li would actually come to urge marriage......
"You're old enough to get married, have you ever met someone you like at school or elsewhere?" Uncle Li drove the car, and his scarred face looked at Qiao Shuya.
At this moment, he seems to really regard himself as a "stepfather"-like character.
"I'm only 17 ......" Qiao Shuya couldn't hold back, in his previous life, he was urged to marry after 22, and now he is urged at the age of 17.
"I know, but the legal age of marriage is 16 for men and 15 for women." Uncle Li said that there was no such low before, but the cataclysm fifty years ago caused the population to drop sharply, so the Federation of People also made a lot of policies to encourage childbirth.
Qiao Shuya: "......"
"Did you meet someone you like? Or is there no one at school who likes you? No, your looks should be the most pleasing type of girls. Uncle Li was a little puzzled, "Or are you because you have this mouth that talks badly?" ”
Master, don't read it, don't read it......
Qiao Shuya didn't expect that in this life, he still couldn't escape the pain of urging marriage.
How could he have time to find a girlfriend, after his adoptive mother died two years ago, like a hedgehog, he didn't have a sense of security at all, and every day his mind was full of how to smell experience and how to be passive.
Women will only affect the speed of their stacking passivity!
"Don't you have a favorite girl? Do you need me to go to the association and ask for you? Find out whose children are the same age as you. Uncle Li continued.
And Qiao Shuya has put on a mask of pain.
"You don't have to ......," Qiao Shuya said, he still doesn't have much sense of security now, it's hard enough to take an apprentice to hear the experience, and getting married or something is too far away from him.
"If you act a few years later, maybe those good girls will be picked out, and besides, starting a family and starting a business will not conflict with your current life." Uncle Li continued to persuade.
Qiao Shuya thought about his current life, watching special effects dramas every day with happy water, if there is a task, then the wind and rain will be done for them, if not, watch TV and sleep every day.
I guess the doctors are asking him why he hasn't died.
"Then Uncle Li, when will Auntie come here to see you?" Qiao Shuya asked cautiously.
However, for a moment, Uncle Li's expression was like a dead horse, he turned his head slightly to look at Qiao Shuya, and slowly spit out a few words: "I'm still single." ”
Oh, I see.
Aren't you married yet? This is to urge marriage?
Qiao Shuya never said this, and the atmosphere was extremely quiet for a moment.
"I'm afraid you just have this rotten mouth, so no one likes it." Uncle Li finally sighed, "Arrange a task for you, at least solve the problem of singleness before graduating from high school, S-level task." ”
"No, how can there be such a thing, aren't you also single?" Qiao Shuya complained.
Then it was the death stare in the face of Uncle Li.
He immediately shut his mouth.
Unexpectedly, Uncle Li spent a long time, but he was just urging marriage......
"By the way, originally a mission was going to be given to you tomorrow, but it's here today, so let's give it to you, there may be a trace of a strange demon in Arakawa District, north of Tokyo, these days, but the watchman stationed there said that there is no problem, you go over and take a look." Uncle Li said.
Qiao Shuya breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got down to business.
"Is there a problem with the watchman over there?" Qiao Shuya asked, the watchmen he had always come into contact with were good people, and he never thought that there might be someone among the watchmen who was not easy to talk to.
"A young man, a few years older than you, but very proud, but also has the ability to be proud, get along well in the past." Uncle Li said.
"Uh, male or female?" Qiao Shuya became alert for a moment, Uncle Li had just urged him to get married, and then immediately arranged for him to meet a peer.
"Man, don't think about it."
The car slowly drove to the association, and Uncle Li looked at the building of the association and said, "Actually, the leaflet of "Son of Prometheus" that you handed over, the association has excavated similar ruins a long time ago. ”
"What?" Qiao Shuya was a little confused.
"I mentioned to you before about the artificial god plan, in fact, in the early days, the Human Federation discovered a laboratory of "Son of Prometheus", which gave birth to the artificial god plan, don't talk nonsense, these things are all top secret information." Uncle Li continued,
"And today, the Guild suspects that this is the act of extermination by someone in the man-made god's plan, who is afraid that we will flip the table and then act first." Uncle Li said.
"Huh!? So what is the association going to do next? Is there anything I can help with? Qiao Shuya volunteered, as long as he wasn't married, he could take on any job.
"You are on standby at any time, the most important thing now is to find the base of the artificial god experiment, I am afraid that the entire 11th District will not be peaceful in the future." Uncle Li said.
"Uncle Li, why don't we directly tie up all the families and high-level leaders in the entire 11th District, and then force them? I think there must be some of them who have some kind of plan. Qiao Shuya rolled up his sleeves with great interest.
"It is an ironclad rule that it is forbidden to meddle in political struggles."
"The rules don't have to be so rigid......"
"No, the association is not the 11th district government, the association is responsible for the entire human race, so it must talk about the rules, it must be pure, pure to the extreme, because what you think of now is the pit that the association has walked through before." Uncle Li said,
"How did the entire human race go from more than 100 countries to only 37 regions now? What about nearly 100 other countries? If you think about it, in the years when the alien demons broke out, the association didn't know how many pits it had walked through, so now every system of the association is piled up by tens of thousands, or even hundreds of millions of bloody human lives. ”
Uncle Li said calmly, but Qiao Shuya just felt that the association was indeed too pure, too upright, and a group of organizations with the strongest and most extraordinary abilities were actually the purest, most just, and most fair organizations in the world.
In his opinion, the entire association seems to have been brainwashed from top to bottom, or as if it has been illuminated by the plasma spark tower in Ultraman's worldview, and its moral value is at least 50 percentage points higher than the average human being.
Qiao Shuya thought about what kind of pit he had taken at that time so that the association would never interfere in local politics.
Maybe once, the association really interfered in local politics, and then fought for power and profit, and fought for internal wars, like Iron Man vs. Captain Stars and Stripes?
Coupled with the possibility that there may be a strange demon provoking it, maybe there has been a similar split in the association?
Therefore, the reconstituted association will designate the iron law that it cannot meddle in local politics.
"This time is on call at any time, and the recent tasks will be completed as much as possible, don't worry, this time we will monitor the local government of the entire 11th district, but your combat power may be needed at any time at that time." Uncle Li said.
"Well, Uncle Li, school is going to start in 10 days, does it mean that I don't have to go to school this semester?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"Aren't you always on call at home or at school?" Uncle Li showed a serious expression.
Qiao Shuya: "......"
He didn't know why, whether it was his former adoptive mother, or the current Uncle Li, or even the chairman of Bainin, they all pressed him to let him study, even if he mixed in school, he had to mix them until the end of his third year of high school.
No, he had enough of the suffering of reading all his life in his previous life, and he was electrocuted when he finally read it, and he will have to bear it again in this life?
When did the demons blow up the school? Tired, destroy, hurry.
……
The next morning, in the middle of the Tokyo airport, Qiao Shuya waved his hand at Lao Chen.
The panda is coming home, and no matter how happy it is, its holiday is over.
"I haven't learned chakra yet, but I'll be back over for the winter break." Lao Chen said, "By the way, what did you give me when you touched my head yesterday?" ”
Qiao Shuya suddenly thought of yesterday, he touched Lao Chen's head, and gave Lao Chen the skill of "unconscious rage".
However, he felt that this skill was not very useful and too pitiful, but he really didn't have any good things in his hands.
"A not-so-useful gift, I'll give you the whole better thing next time you come over." Qiao Shuya smiled.
"That's okay, next time!"
"Next time, definitely."
The plane took off, and Qiao Shuya and Gen Zhiai also waved their hands.
"Master, do we have any more tasks later?" Yuan Zhiai asked.
"Yes, there is something wrong with Arakawa District, and the association asked me to go over and take a look." Qiao Shuya touched the little apprentice's head.
The problem in Arakawa Ward was also seen by Hashishua, who was said to have jumped out of the car while riding in a car, and then from that day on, there were all kinds of people who "hidden".
Not only the driver, but also many passers-by disappeared, and this phenomenon is very similar to the phenomenon of a strange spirit, but the watchman in Arakawa Ward said that there was no problem after investigation.
"Arakawa Shinto incident?" Yuan Zhiai suddenly spit out a noun.
"Huh? You know that, too? Qiao Shuya said very confused.
"It's been a lot of trouble on the Internet these days, six people have disappeared, there are many people who say that there is a kappa over there, and some people say that there is a strange creature like a 'pseudo-human', which is about to become an urban legend-level thing, very famous, and many of my former classmates have also talked to me about these things." Yuan Zhiai said.
Has it become an urban legend-level event? And just like that, the watchman over there said it was all right.
"When are we leaving?" Genji Ai seems to be a little excited, and goes to witness the urban legend in person.
"Right now." Qiao Shuya said.
(End of chapter)