Chapter 509: There is no free lunch, only free lunch
A few years ago, Boss Ma used his excuse to go to that farmhouse courtyard to find out.
He shuddered when he saw a withered old man walking out of the house on crutches, and although his face was a little weak, his eyes were slightly sharp, especially when the old man looked at him with such eyes.
Boss Ma's excuse for visiting was not very clever, so the old man saw through it at a glance, and without saying a word, he stared at him with his eyes.
The two eyes were like two sharp knives, and they were on Boss Ma's neck at once, making him unable to move.
If it weren't for the old man's gaze after a while, Boss Ma would probably have to stay there all the time.
The old man staggered back to the house, but Boss Ma collapsed to the ground like a puddle of mud, and after a long time, Boss Ma slowly stood up, stumbled and fled out of the courtyard.
Later, Boss Ma never came to this yard again. Because of his deep impression of the old man, Boss Ma became interested in Emperor Tang, and would ask Emperor Tang some marginal questions from time to time.
For example, 'parents are okay', 'father-in-law and mother-in-law are okay' and other questions, but he never asked Emperor Tang directly about the old man, because his intuition told him that Emperor Tang secretly met this sharp-eyed old man behind his wife's back, and there must be an ulterior secret.
If you can knock on the side to find out some news, it is naturally good, even if you can't find out the news, you have nothing to lose.
It was only because of a curiosity that he could not sleep properly for months after the day he saw the old man. The old man's eyes were like a piece of kraft candy, stuck to his mind, no matter how much water he had in his head, he couldn't soak it or wash it off.
Fortunately, one day a few months later, Boss Ma was in a trance the next day because of insomnia at night, and accidentally bumped into Emperor Tang, fainting all of a sudden, and when he woke up, Boss Ma actually forgot the old man's sharp, hairy gaze, but still remembered the old man's appearance.
Since then, eating well and sleeping steadily, Boss Ma has returned to the life he was accustomed to.
Later, Boss Ma began to respect Emperor Tang, he thought that Emperor Tang was the noble person who solved his insomnia problem, if it weren't for his appearance, he might not have been able to sleep normally until now. There is a medical saying that people who have a bad biological clock have a high probability of a short life. So, Emperor Tang indirectly saved his life!
And what Boss Ma did to respect Emperor Tang was to buy food at a discount for Emperor Tang alone, and to meet his requirements as much as possible.
Boss Ma is a person who attaches great importance to kindness, he believes in a saying, the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, let alone the grace of a life, which is a discount on the price of the dish is no more insignificant.
In fact, the reason why Emperor Tang was able to become good friends and confidants with Boss Ma was also because they 'smelled the same'.
Emperor Tang is also a person who values affection, since he bought cheap discount vegetables from Boss Ma, then correspondingly, in other aspects, he must also give Boss Ma some benefits, otherwise this friend will be a little unqualified.
Don't forget what Emperor Tang did for a living, the car wash shop specializes in cleaning vehicles.
Boss Ma has a Buick car that has been driven for many years, which is basically washed here by Emperor Tang, Boss Ma originally couldn't wipe his face and let Emperor Tang wash the car for himself, but Emperor Tang didn't let him, no, a wash is more than ten years.
It's strange to say that Boss Ma has also washed the car in other places, but he hasn't washed it clean and thoroughly here in Emperor Tang.
After the car is washed, although it is not comparable with the new car, its body is shiny, clear and bright, with a strong texture, and there is no stain on the body, as if the car has the quality of 'out of the mud but not stained'.
Boss Ma was amazed, and secretly said that Emperor Tang had superb skills and could be called the conscience of the industry.
Other clerks and store managers in the same car wash shop all admired Tang Di's technology, clearly using the same water pipes and the same detergent, but the car was not as clean as Tang Di's wash.
In fact, Emperor Tang was able to make a name for himself in the 'car wash world', all because of the 'things' in his hands.
Infinite Kicker!
This is the first alien ability absorbed by Emperor Tang, and its ability is to amplify the infinite amplification of the matter it touches, and the function of its objects will also increase exponentially.
The pressure of the water pipe in the car wash itself is very large, and with the three-fold pressure increase given to it by Emperor Tang, the water sprayed out of the water pipe can definitely wash away the oil embedded in the car cracks, as well as other substances that are difficult to clean.
Of course, tripling the increase for the water pipe is not all the strength of the Tang Emperor, the Tang Emperor can completely increase the pressure of the water pipe to ten times, but after the ten times the pressure of the water is rushed out, it can definitely impact the car and fly, even if the car body is heavy and cannot fly, it can also be pierced, after all, it is an indestructible force.
After Emperor Tang got this ability, he decided to do one thing, that is, to do it for a long time in the car wash.
Emperor Tang used the amplification ability to test the functions of other things, but none of the functions of this car wash were effective, he was a little helpless, but it didn't matter, because at least the car washer could barely maintain his own life.
When Emperor Tang obtained the third ability, the ability to control metal, he realized how terrifying this infinite amplification ability was.
After just absorbing the 'gold control' ability, Emperor Tang could only barely control some small metals such as keys at first, because this ability was a little difficult to cultivate, so he had a whim to combine the amplification ability with the gold control ability, and the results can be imagined.
He grabbed the big iron door of the car wash in the air, and the big iron door turned into a ball of scrap metal in an instant.
With a bang, all the people present were attracted to the position of the big iron gate by this piercing sound, and they were all dumbfounded.
"It's ...... What's wrong?" the store manager stammered.
No one could answer him this question, they all shook their heads, although Emperor Tang was able to explain that all this was because of himself, but how could he say this kind of thing.
Seeing that the store manager looked at him, Emperor Tang also showed a very surprised expression, and replied: "Maybe something transparent fell down!"
"Alien spaceship!" said the store manager suddenly.
As he spoke, the shopkeeper rushed to the side of the pile of scrap metal, and reached out to touch it as if he could touch something immediately.
However, there was nothing, Emperor Tang couldn't help but laugh in his heart, he even believed this kind of thing, is this store manager a bit of a wretch...... Oh no, is it simple?
"No......" The store manager was depressed on the side, scratching his hair and calling a hardware store.
"It's weird,"
"yes, how can a good iron gate be like this......"
"Scared the hell out of me!"
"I'm going to tell my folks about this......"
......
The clerks were all talking, and Emperor Tang also joined them, not exclaiming. But the excitement in my heart is beyond the imagination of outsiders.
Up to now, Emperor Tang has dozens of strange abilities in his body, even if these strange abilities are not what he wants voluntarily, but when they are infused into his body and integrated with his own body, Emperor Tang's heart still can't suppress his excitement.
It was a new experience, like experiencing someone else's life, although the process was a little cruel, but Emperor Tang couldn't manage so much, maybe Emperor Tang didn't have a fearless spirit of sacrifice, but for the sake of the family, he was still willing to take on the responsibility of being a husband.
"You...... How can I buy so many vegetables, and I can eat so much in one day!" Zhang Huiqiao blamed Emperor Tang and said.
"Wife, don't you know......" Emperor Tang just wanted to give his wife a warm hug, but Zhang Huiqiao avoided him directly, carried a small basket of vegetables and vegetables, and walked straight to the refrigerator.
Emperor Tang shrugged his shoulders awkwardly and said, "Wife, you don't know, the price of today's dish is 50% off, I'm afraid that if I miss this good opportunity, then Lao Ma's dish won't be so cheap, so I spent all the hundred yuan." ”
"You went to Lao Ma and bought it!" Zhang Huiqiao asked, turning her head.
"Yes, otherwise where can I go......" Emperor Tang pointed to his naked body and said: "This way, I can't go far, if I go farther, people will be arrested." ”
Zhang Huiqiao knew what was going on, smiled and said, "Even if you buy discounted dishes, don't expect me to give you any more pocket money!"
"If you don't give it, you won't give it, as long as you take care of the food, I won't starve to death, hehehehe......" Tang Dican said with a smile.
"Hmph!" Zhang Huiqiao snorted, grabbed a few green onions and walked into the kitchen.
Emperor Tang walked into the bathroom, thinking that he would take a beautiful bath, then have a meal, and go to work.
However, when Emperor Tang was taking a bath, Emperor Tang suddenly thought of a question.
"The old man wants to eat roast duck tomorrow, but the money on hand has just been spent, and it seems that after work today, he will have to take time to work part-time for an hour to earn the money for this roast duck. ”
The old man that Emperor Tang thought of was the old man that Boss Ma had seen when he followed him to a courtyard in the suburbs.
This old man has a close relationship with Emperor Tang, although it is not a blood relationship, but it is more subtle than a blood relationship, so subtle that it is related to his own life, and Emperor Tang has to pay attention to this old man.
Roast duck roast duck ......
After lunch, Emperor Tang kept muttering these words in his heart, as if he was reading that this roast duck could fly to his hand.
But in this world, there is no such thing as a free lunch, only a free lunch, and you want to get something for nothing, unless you get some kind of supernatural ability, and then do nothing, or...... You have to be a rich second generation.
The money for the roast duck has to be earned by himself, and Emperor Tang complained more than once that he was too upright, until he was simply not suitable for a supporting role. However, he was assigned such a role, Emperor Tang was a little unconvinced, but he couldn't accept it, the first author, and then the characters in the pen, the affiliation could not be overstepped.
But where can I go to work part-time?