091, there are really ridiculous jokes
Bai Shaoliu's tone was resolute, and the Marquis of Lington had no choice, of course, he was not in the mood to stay and eat, he had to hurry back to recover his life. On the one hand, to solve the matter of the edict, on the other hand, what he was most concerned about was of course to confirm Avtena's innocence to the Pope, the Marquis of Linton got up to say goodbye and hurriedly left, and after sending him out of the door, the three women in the family stood in front of the door and asked Bai Shaoliu curiously: "What is this foreign marquis looking for you?"
Bai Shaoliu: "It's nothing. It's a messenger, and the letter is not written correctly, so I returned it and rewrote it...... Let's eat! What kind of dishes did you cook today?
Qingchen said: "I heard Sister Zhuang say that you made egg dumplings during the New Year, can you make it again today?"
Bai Shaoliu: "It's not the New Year's holiday, how much trouble is it to make egg dumplings?"
Qingchen: "I'm not afraid to wait a little longer, I just want to eat."
*He also said, "I haven't eaten it before, and I want to eat it too."
Xiaobai touched the back of his head: "Since you want to eat it, let's do it, but you have to wait for two or three hours."
Zhuang Ru: "It's okay to wait a little longer, when everyone is hungry, the food will be more fragrant, I'll go and prepare, just watch Xiaobai perform the craft."
The next three hours became Xiaobai's performance time, one person made egg dumplings and three people watched. By the time the meal was served, everyone was indeed hungry, so this meal was especially delicious. What makes Xiaobai happy is that there is not much alienation between Qingchen and Zhuang Ru, after meeting, Zhuang Ru is very enthusiastic and deliberately takes care of her, which makes Qingchen feel a lot more relieved, so it is natural to call her Sister Zhuang. Thinking about Qingchen's age, she was not yet nineteen years old, and she was still a child in front of Zhuang Ru, who was nearly ten years older than her.
When eating, I felt strange in my heart, and I couldn't help but peek at Qingchen and Zhuang Ru, Qingchen had already taken off her sunglasses and hat at this time, and her eyes and ears were different from ordinary people Huang Jing and Zhuang Ru also knew. Huang Jing had some questions, and even wanted to laugh, why are the people Xiaobai "took in" different from normal people? Is this a kind of sympathy? These thoughts of hers did not come out, but Xiaobai sensed them.
Sitting at this table feels very special. She regarded Qingchen and Zhuang Ru as alternatives, and regarded herself and Xiaobai as a type of person. Although the three women are very close together, Huang Jing has an inexplicable sense of superiority because she is a "normal" person like Xiaobai. * This feeling is a little familiar to Xiaobai, and the Marquis of Lington, who just came to the door today, also had this inexplicable sense of superiority when he first saw him. It seems that people's consciousness has the same, but the reasons are different, and we can't simply say the good and bad truths.
The next day, the first thing Xiaobai did was to lead Qingchen straight to the racecourse to meet Bai Mao. For Bai Mao's former bottom Xiaobai, he has a clear understanding of both positive and negative aspects, this donkey has made mistakes when he was a human, so he was punished by the living immortals, but that is already in the past. Bai Mao also paid a huge price for his actions, it has been killed three times, if it can't be liberated in this life, it will continue to be reincarnated in the next life. Xiaobai doesn't hate Baimao, and he doesn't think that Baimao was a good person back then, but now Baimao is a donkey, and if it can get rid of Xiaobai, he is still willing to help it.
I'm going to dwell on the past anymore. Although it deserves to be a donkey, Bai Mao is now a donkey. If we talk about punishment, it is simply an unimaginable punishment in the world, and there is no need for others to add to it. The truth in this needs to be figured out by Bai Mao himself. Qingchen was very obedient and agreed, as a young generation who had not personally experienced the turbulent past, she was also very curious about this great master who was invincible back then.
"Have you got the White Lotus Secret Classic, who is this girl?" Bai Mao immediately rushed over to ask when he saw Xiaobai and Qingchen.
"Hong He was all killed. "The White Lotus Secret Codex?" also got it, this girl is what I said Qingchen. It turns out that she is not dead, but she has a strange injury, and I want to ask you to take a look today. Bai Shaoliu didn't use his mind to communicate, and spoke directly.
"Great, well done!" Bai Mao was very happy.
Qingchen only heard it make a cheerful donkey bark, and asked Xiaobai strangely, "How did you talk to it?"
Bai Shaoliu: "It can hear us when we speak, and I can feel it when it communicates with its divine thoughts, and it just praised you for your beauty!" He also said a nonsense to his face. Let the white hair leave a good impression on Qingchen.
Qingchen hugged his fist at the donkey: "Senior, can you see what injuries I have?"
How many years! Bai Mao finally heard someone respectfully call him senior, this is the treatment he has never enjoyed since he became a donkey, and Xiao Bai has never called it that way since he became a friend! Bai Mao felt for a while, and unconsciously felt a churn in his chest. It seems to recall the flying heroism of the year, and I can't say anything with emotion. However, immediately after being poured a basin of cold water, I heard Xiaobai pat Qingchen's shoulder and said, "You don't have to do this, just call it white hair."
Bai Mao said to Xiaobai: "Can you control what people want to call me?...... I can't take the pulse now, so you ask her to explain her symptoms carefully, and I'll hear what's going on.
Xiaobaidang's translator relayed the meaning of Bai Mao to Qingchen, and at the same time said: "Let's not stay in the stable, let's take Bai Mao to the hillside outside, if you have anything to say while walking, the weather is good today to bask in the sun."
No need to lead, Bai Mao followed Xiaobai and Qingchen out of the stable, bypassed the runway of the racecourse to the grass outside, this day the wind and sunshine are beautiful, there are many people riding horses in the racecourse, a man and a woman leading a green donkey to walk leisurely under the sun in the distance, it is also a unique landscape.
Qingchen said his current "symptoms", and after listening to it, Bai Mao asked Qingchen about the martial arts method he practiced, in the eyes of others, it is not appropriate to inquire about the heart method, but it is nothing wrong with the identity of the great master of white hair and the donkey, and Qingchen simply told it. After listening, Bai Mao told Qingchen that this was probably not an injury, but a calamity that a cultivator would experience, which was both a heavenly calamity and a human calamity, and it was a "vacuum tribulation" that Qingchen encountered after entering the Tao from martial arts.
The calamity, what is the heavenly calamity, is more detailed than what it usually says to Xiaobai.
Qingchen was entered by martial arts, and once killed the world with his strength, and this vacuum that lost its power was particularly violent. As for the method of going through tribulations, Bai Mao can't provide any more help, because this is what every cultivator must go through, but everyone's characteristics and ways of passing the test are different, even if it is a master, he can only protect the Dharma for his disciples, not for him. Moreover, with Bai Mao's current situation, it is impossible for anyone he wants to protect the Dharma for, but only to provide guidance.
Although Bai Mao is a generation of great masters of cultivation and has cultivated to the realm of figuring out all the laws, he is not omniscient and omnipotent. In fact, there were also problems with its cultivation back then, especially in the path of tribulation. Always unable to unlock the immortal art lock is also related to this, and the problem of clearing the dust is actually the weakness of the white hair's cultivation. But of course Bai Mao won't say this, it also told Qingchen how to go through the vacuum tribulation, that is, to put aside for the time being and not think about the impossible supernatural powers, and continue to practice as usual, in fact, Qingchen is already doing this, according to the Tao that Qingchen has learned, so the tribulation is also the right way, but it is very difficult.
When will you succeed in the tribulation? Because it depends on the dust oneself, and not every practitioner can pass all the tribulations. But Bai Mao is a generation of grandmasters after all, it can see that Qingchen has also suffered a strange injury, this injury is not injured in the body, it seems to be a special sealing ceremony, sealing her power, if you want to pass the vacuum tribulation, the problem of the heavenly tribulation and the human tribulation must be solved together, maybe one day Qingchen's mental realm has arrived, this injury is also healed, and the strength can be restored and the cultivation will go to a higher level.
Qingchen was a little disappointed when she heard this, Xiaobai comforted her not to worry, everything took her time, now that she already knew what to do, she continued to practice as usual. Xiaobai himself has the experience of cultivating the concept of life and death and being robbed, of course, he knows that it is useless to be in a hurry. In fact, Xiaobai was more anxious than Qingchen in her heart, because Qingchen had a word first, if her kung fu did not recover for a day, Xiaobai was not allowed to touch her for a day.
On this day, Bai Mao did not teach Xiaobai more spells, but only told him to practice that set of witchcraft after he went back, and then learn more advanced content after he was successful. Xiaobai practiced from white hair, starting from the concept of life and death, this starting point is very high, and now he needs to go back to "make up for the lesson", otherwise he is very proficient in advanced spells like "empathy opening technique". Some simple methods of small Taoism will not, and even the method of imperial objects is issued by Xiaobai himself who has nothing to think about the Burning Book City.
Xiaobai also gave Bai Mao face, and did not stab the donkey in front of Qingchen to bleed that day. The next day, Xiaobai went to the horse farm alone to find Bai Mao, and asked for a lot of other things besides bloodletting. This time, Xiao Bai and Bai Mao talked for a whole day, and Bai Shaoliu told him about the things that had happened in the cultivation world since Qiye became a donkey, and talked about the recent dispute with the Holy See. These are all things that Bai Mao has never heard of before-who would tell a donkey about the cultivation world?
Twenty years ago, among the three great masters, Shouzheng Zhenren has soared, Geju Jizan Living Buddha has long been rainbow, the prince who forgets his love seals his divine consciousness and does not ask about the cultivation of the world, the disciple of the wind gentleman Mei Yeshi is called the Kunlun League Master, Bai Mao blinked when he heard it, it did not expect that he would have so many things after his "death", especially the Feng Junzi's self-proclaimed divine consciousness made it very surprised, when Xiaobai mentioned Mei Yeshi as the Kunlun Alliance Leader, Bai Mao silently recited the three words "Mei Ye Shi" many times, and there was a sense of anger and resentment in his heart, obviously there was an old grudge back then.
"Tell me this, what do you think?" asked White Fur after listening.
Bai Shaoliu: "I don't have any ideas, what happened back then has nothing to do with me, and I can't say anything about your grievances, just tell you, I think you should know this." ”
The white hair sighed: "I thought that after the loveless son killed me, he would have already ruled the world, but I didn't expect him to abandon his supernatural powers and exile the world, so that kid is the leader of the world...... Forget it, don't talk about that, you must have a question for me, right?"
Bai Shaoliu: "Yes, I have something to ask, I want to kill Rashis, this person really deserves to die, but I don't want to involve Qingchen anymore and I don't want to expand the situation, what do you say I should do?"
Bai Mao: "Kill, we must kill, and we will kill ourselves! Don't bother those people,...... Xiaobai, you haven't told anyone about me, have you?
Bai Shaoliu: "No."
Bai Mao: "That's good, I'm here to help you achieve a great cause, Rashis once used a magic spell to take your life, what he did so far has no intention of repentance, it is logical to kill him, as long as you have the ability." But with your current cultivation as a frontal enemy, it's still relatively reluctant, with your characteristics, it's best to assassinate suddenly, which needs to be well arranged.
Bai Shaoliu: "But this person didn't show up at all after returning to Wuyou, and he couldn't find it."
Bai Mao: "Isn't there a Black Dragon Gang?" The people on the road must have a way to force him out, and there are some yin damage methods that you don't need to do yourself." I want you to subdue the Black Dragon Gang for your own use, how are things going?
Bai Shaoliu: "I'll do it tomorrow, I haven't been busy for a while."
Bai Mao: "You have three important things now, the first is to cultivate the art of witch blessing to prepare for the practice of the White Lotus Secret Book in the near future, and the second thing is to accept the Black Dragon Gang for your own use, pass on the spells I taught you, and form your own power." The third thing is to make good use of the contradictions between the Western Holy See and the cultivation circles, and take the opportunity to strengthen their own prestige. We are Kunlun cultivators, of course we have to stand on our own side, and it is a matter of fame and fortune for you to kill Rashis.
Oh, God:
Hello!
If you know everything, you should know who I am. We will officially inform you that your wife is now in our hands, and this is a kidnapping! We don't want a ransom, we only ask one person to show up. Please ask Bishop Rashis to come and welcome back the statue of Our Lady in person at midnight in three days' time, and if he does not come, we will tear up the ticket
It is a letter written on white paper, all the words cut out of the newspaper and stitched together, and it is placed on a pedestal on the side of the chapel of Uyu Cathedral. The priest of the church showed the paper that morning, and was startled when he read it, and then realized that the statue of the Virgin that had been placed here had disappeared
At the same time, at the entrance of the main hall of the Black Dragon Gang, Liu Peifeng was scolding people angrily, and the oily Iron King Kong with a shiny head stood in front of him with an aggrieved face. I only heard Liu Peifeng shouting: "Early in the morning, you happily ran over to ask me for credit, saying that you have a way to force Rashis out, so it turns out that you forced it like this? Kidnapping! If you have the ability to tie up Rashis, how can you tie up a statue of the Virgin? If this is spread out, will it be a shame?"
Tie King Kong lowered his head and defended: "If the Bodhisattva is lost in the temple, don't you go out to find support? I don't believe that I can't force him like this?
Liu Pei was so angry that he laughed: "You can do it, you really can, I don't know what you think in your head all day long, did you let Mr. Bai beat me stupid with a shovel? I don't think I can blame Mr. Bai for that shovel, you are already confused enough." Does Rashis need to show up for this kind of thing? Just go to the Patrol Division and report a theft. The main owner didn't attract you, you can't get the wolf dog to lure!"
At this moment, someone outside reported that Mr. Bai had arrived, and then Xiao Bai pushed the door and walked in: "Da Lao Liu, what happened to you when you called me over early in the morning?
Liu Peifeng pointed at Tie King Kong: "You ask him, what did he do last night, and before dawn, he brought a few people back with a few people to carry me a Bodhisattva."
At this time, it has been a month since Xiaobai returned to Wuyou, during which Qingchen has been living in his house, and he gets along well with Zhuang Ru, still insisting on practicing every day but the internal strength and mana have not yet recovered, Xiaobai strolling in the largest private room in the clouds has also begun to officially "open the altar**", he did not teach Bai Mao the art of witchcraft in the first step, and he has not made much progress in his own cultivation and is afraid that there will be problems with random heirs, at this point he and Bai Mao's thoughts are different, and he deliberately selected the "elite" of the Black Dragon Gang The introductory kung fu taught by the gang is the mantra and mental method of "the union of form and spirit" taught by Qingchen.
This set of kung fu beginners takes time and understanding, with Xiaobai's qualifications, it took three months to get started, and now the results have not been obvious in the past month, and at the same time, Xiaobai also asked the Black Dragon Gang to find a way to force Rashis out, this old guy is like a turtle in the shell and shrinks his head and never shows up again. It's a bit of trouble to find him, and you can't always bring people into the church to search everywhere, even if you have magical powers in the middle of the city, it's not convenient to do so.
The Black Dragon Gang thought of many methods, such as sending a young lady to seduce the priest, pretending to be a believer to confess, and even pretending to be a member of the church to participate in various activities of the church, but they did not inquire about where Rashis was hiding. The Iron King Kong in the Eight King Kongs is usually the most reckless one in the Black Dragon Gang, otherwise he wouldn't have done the kind of thing in the last wedding. At that wedding, he was concussed by Xiao Bai's shovel, and later he was cured, he claimed that he still had "sequelae", and the sewing man said that he had become smarter and enlightened.
This self-proclaimed brain meridian flexible Tie King Kong did a clever thing last night, he sneaked into the church with two of his men, and "kidnapped" the statue of the Virgin Mary when no one was around, and also left a letter to God, Xiaobai couldn't cry or laugh after listening to it, comforted Liu Peifeng and said: "Don't be angry, Lao Tie is also kind, now think about how to deal with the statue of the Virgin!"