Chapter 208: A little bit is also cute

"All the promises I made to you before are arithmetic, and even then, do you still not accept them?" The Dreadlord asked.

"No, no, you don't quite understand what I mean." Qiao Shuya said calmly, trying not to look at the terrifying succubus when he glanced at it, "The problem is that it's useless for you to look for me with these things, if you want to go to the boss of the human association?" ”

Dreadlord: "??? ”

"I can't afford this pot, to be honest, I'm really a little tempted, but I don't know which of your words are true and which are false, so in order not to take the blame, I want to hand you over to the People's Federation, and give those high-level and top watchmen a headache." Qiao Shuya spread his hands very easily.

Mainly, this pot is too big, and he feels that his small body has no intercolumnar cells, and he does not have an arm of writing wheel eyes as hole cards, and he can't afford to carry such a huge black cauldron.

Simply, hand over this Dread Demon King to the People's Union, and if anything goes wrong at that time, the People's Union will take the blame.

"You kid......" The Dreadful Demon King seemed to be a little angry, and his feelings were flickering in vain for half a day.

Are today's young people so rotten? No dreams at all.

"Okay, okay, if you have the ability to convince the people of the United Nations, then it doesn't matter what you do, let's go back for the time being." Hashia took out the card with [Dreadlord - Electrolux (LV8)] printed on it and prepared to put it away.

"Stop, I'll do one last thing." The Dreadlord seemed to know that Qiao Shuya belonged to the kind of character who would never take the blame, and he decisively put forward another condition, "I'm curious about your identity, give me some of your bodily fluids." ”

Qiao Shuya: "??? ”

Looking at the lively Yuan Zhiai on the side: "??? ”

Just when the two of them were stunned, the soul fire came to Qiao Shuya's body, and then licked it on Qiao Shuya's face in a cold sweat as if he was sticking out his tongue.

And at this moment, the Dreaddemon King was instantly stunned, and it was very incredulous.

"Wait, this is my taste, something is wrong, something is wrong...... "The Dreadlord was stunned for a moment, he originally wanted to get a little bit of Hashiya's genes, and then see how this human had such a strong power.

But the moment it got it, it was stunned, this taste, something was wrong, how could it be exactly the same as its own?

No, it's still a bit of a gap, but it's completely homologous.

The Dreaddemon King's expression changed instantly, and it thought of many possibilities for a moment, and then immediately said, "You are my son?" ”

"Don't mess around! I'm your dad! Qiao Shuya used the card in an instant, and then the entire soul of the Dreadlord was sucked into the card.

"Oh, you scolded me before you left at the end, it's really a dog." Qiao Shuya put away the card, and then his face was very ugly.

Seeing the soul fire in his hand that was like a lantern lodged, Qiao Shuya really felt that this thing was simple, and when he was finally sealed, he scolded him, and even took advantage of himself verbally.

[Dreadlord captured, obtained (Charm LV6), (Evil Thoughts Absorption LV7), (Incomplete Space LV8)]

Well?

It is said that last time, when he killed the head of the White Horse family, he burst out the ability of the dueling field.

Now, it's the same Soul Blasting Ring.

Even now, the Dreadlord has not been killed.

Does the two have anything in common?

And just as Qiao Shuya was thinking.

"Well, Master, in fact, I think this is the plan of the Dreadful Demon King......" Yuan Zhiai poked Qiao Shuya's waist on the side.

Qiao Shuya turned her head and looked at the little girl who was rubbing her chest at this time with a question mark on her head.

"At the very least, it's much stronger than the previous ministers in Tokyo, its purpose has always been to develop science and technology, and then go to outer space to play invasion and colonization, don't you say?" Gen Zhiai tried to explain.

"You're not sick, are you?" Qiao Shuya asked rhetorically.

Yuan Zhiai: "??? ”

"If you don't get rid of such a big pot quickly, you still think that you don't die fast enough, and you desperately carry it on yourself?" Qiao Shuya asked suspiciously.

"How...... What's going on? Yuan Zhiai also asked a little unclear.

"Tell me, what is our position in the People's Federation? To tell the truth, just a wage earner, a grassroots worker who receives tens of thousands of yuan a month, I am now at most a grassroots small leader reserve, this kind of black pot that affects the entire People's Federation We take the initiative to carry it? Qiao Shuya asked rhetorically.

"No, what else?" Yuan Zhiai was also stunned.

"Are you a little sick? Just like in the comics, others say that you are the child of prophecy, and you really think of yourself as the child of prophecy, and then all the decisions, black pots, and whatevers are carried on yourself, thinking that you are the only savior? Qiao Shuya looked at Yuan Zhiai, stretched out his hand to clamp her face, and rubbed it fiercely.

"Uh...... Isn't that what we should be doing? Yuan Zhiai still didn't understand.

"I'll just say it bluntly, what kind of life do we have to play tens of thousands of dollars a month? Have you watched too many Japanese dramas, or have you watched too many comics, and others have praised you a few words, do you really think that you are a child of destiny? Do all the work on yourself, think that the whole world revolves around you, think that you are the savior? Qiao Shuya rubbed Yuan Zhiai's face,

"Do your own thing well, I taught you before, you shouldn't carry the pot yourself, and you must not memorize the decisions you shouldn't make by yourself, just like when you can't hold your own ability on the scene, you should quickly contact and call for support, instead of being like the protagonist in the Japanese drama? Do you drip, understand the work? ”

Qiao Shuya felt that she was really a bitter teacher, but she seemed to be too deeply influenced by the culture of District 11 itself, and she always looked like she didn't know anything about it.

"Let's go, let's go home and buy groceries, I haven't eaten lunch today." Qiao Shuya patted her head and said.

"Uh, what time is it outside?" Yuan Zhiai asked.

"I guess it's night, and I'm starving." Qiao Shuya really felt that this problem was not worrying, and she finally got home from work early to prepare for a while, and as a result, she met her side.

The only good news is that the zoo has swept around and passively risen by more than a hundred floors.

The little apprentice has some ideas that are very important, she always feels that she should carry a lot of things, so she thinks of herself as the protagonist in the comics, which is very important.

It's even the kind that if the villain threatens her to stop with an ordinary person as a hostage, she may really stop and throw down the weapon in her hand.

Qiao Shuya is different, who dares to threaten himself with hostages, he staged a set of Russian-style anti-terrorism on the spot, regardless of whether there is a problem with the hostages, anyway, the kind that threatens his own people will definitely have problems.

If you have a chance in the future, let's teach it well.

"What's going to be for tonight?" Qiao Shuya continued to ask.

"Well, I'm still a little confused." Yuan Zhi rubbed her temples with love, she had experienced too many things today, and even encountered too much information shock, and she hadn't recovered yet.

Wasn't it just now that we were talking about the future of mankind, the development of science, and the plan to fly out of outer space? Suddenly it came back to what to buy and what to eat tonight......

Leave the ground and look at the elephant carcass floating in the aquarium.

If the watchman's record is correct, the elephant's carcass seems to have been the B-class watcher, who lurked in it to collect information about the zoo, but did not expect to be contaminated and also turned into an animal.

This zoo is just a test field used by the Dread Demon King to experiment with his own biotechnology, and even the corpses on the second floor are all abducted by the Dread Demon King and used as human experiment samples, or as shells for other alien demons to stay.

This is also the reason why Qiao Shuya did not directly agree with the Dreaddemon King, after all, it is not doing anything.

Although before, it was in line with its identity as a demon king to do this kind of thing.

In short, leave it to the top management of the People's Federation to have a headache.

Qiao Shuya pulled Yuan Zhiai's collar and walked out of the aquarium, outside, there were Lao Chen and a few people waiting, and when they saw Yuan Zhiai, who seemed to be dragged out by the back of the neck, the group was also relieved.

"Let's go home, buy some fresh meat tonight, let's have a barbecue at home!" Qiao Shuya happily made a decision.

……

Tokyo, Watchmen Association.

At this time, it was already 9 o'clock in the evening, and even though many of the social animals in District 11 had already left work, of course, the end of work was just the beginning, followed by a few hours of socializing with colleagues at an izakaya and a few hours of commuting home.

Basically, when I got home, it was already the middle of the night, so I had to eat something and go to bed, and I had to get up before 6 o'clock in the day, and then squeeze into the first train to rush to work.

The cycle is endless, this is the daily life of the social animals in District 11.

And at this point, even Uncle Li, who is like the king of volumes, is ready to get off work at this time, he feels a little unbearable recently, maybe his body really can't bear it for long, and he is looking to train the next one as soon as possible.

"Uncle Li, open the door, I'm coming in!" Qiao Shuya's voice came from outside the office suddenly.

Uncle Li: "??? ”

Soon, Qiao Shuya came in and saw Uncle Li who was about to pack up his things and get off work, Qiao Shuya said, "Yo, Uncle Li, are you going to get off work?" Wait a minute, work overtime, I have something very important to report to you here. ”

"What's the matter?" Uncle Li resisted the urge to have high blood pressure and said.

"I entered the realm of the Dreadlord by coincidence, and then beat the Dreadlord to the ground, and the vest was all over the ground, and now it is sealed, and it said that it would surrender to us, so I brought it to you." After saying that, Qiao Shuya quickly took out the card of the [Dread Demon King].

Uncle Li: "????! ”

"This fear demon king here wants to be a traitor, it says that it wants to completely become a human being, and then surrender to the Human Federation, and become the president himself, and what does it say to lead mankind to be great again or something, and lead mankind to win this hundred years war with alien demons, anyway, this is roughly the situation, you look at it." Qiao Shuya handed the card and a record to Uncle Li.

Then, as soon as he slipped away, he ran away.

He didn't want to stay and work overtime.

As for the Dreadlord, leave it to the people above to give it a headache.

And by the time Qiao Shuya left, Uncle Li had not recovered from so much information.

He understood every word that Qiao Shuya said, but when it was connected, it was completely like a book from heaven, that is, the Fear Demon King didn't want to be a demon anymore, and then decided to play a big wave, to turn himself into a human, and then take refuge in a human being?

What a wicked sect!

No, I can't carry this pot by myself, hurry up and contact the Lianlian, and then let the senior management of the Lianlian have a headache by themselves!

Thinking of this, Uncle Li hurriedly dialed the phone number of the People's Federation and said, "Hey, is it from the People's Union?" I have something to give you, and don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next. ”

"Don't worry, we're professionally trained." The other person on the phone said calmly.

"We tied up the Dreadlord on our side, and then it seems like the Dreadlord is going to surrender to us." Uncle Li said.

"Poof!" The other side seemed to be drinking tea, and choked for a moment.

……

When he got home, Qiao Shuya finally breathed a sigh of relief, it was gratifying that today's things were finally over, and he was really tired of himself.

The rest of the people decided at the top of the alliance, and it was not for grassroots people like him to participate.

"Stay natural, come and help me measure my measurements, I have grown up for a few months now, coupled with my perseverance in drinking papaya juice and exercising, I must have grown up now, and I am no longer the 3A-level panel I used to be!" Inside the house, there seemed to be the voice of Yuan Zhiai.

This made Qiao Shuya, who had just returned, full of question marks.

"Okay, okay......" The squad leader's voice also came.

In the room on the second floor, Genji Ai is wearing only children's underwear.

This kind of children's style, if it weren't for the information on the certificate, no one would think of her as a girl who is about to turn 15 years old, they just think that Yuan Zhiai is just a young girl in her early tens.

But today, she was stimulated by the succubus created by the Dreadlord again.

Riding a horse, why can an artificial person grow so big!

She held out her hand and motioned for the squad leader to measure her.

"Hey, hey, hey......" Yoshida also covered his head a little unknowingly.

And Lao Chen also looked at this side with interest, eating the potato chips in his hand.

Sure enough, it feels like a base camp for problem children.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Yuan Zhiai said excitedly.

She had a hunch that she must have grown a lot.

Yoshida picked up a soft ruler and measured his hips.

"Hip circumference 73......" Yoshida broke out this data.

"Ness, it's long! It's long! I'm starting to grow up, too! Hahaha, when I grow up, I'll be in better shape than anyone else! Yuan Zhiai's excited voice sounded.

"What was your measurements a few months ago?" Yoshida asked.

“70、48、72。” Yuan Zhiai calmly reported this number.

Yoshida: "......"

The squad leader really didn't expect this circumference of Yuan Zhiai's ...... When I just graduated from kindergarten, it was almost this three measurements......

What is the situation of this measurements, for example, Haruno Sakura in the Hokage, when Shimoshino just graduated (12 years old), the measurements were 75, 55, 77, that is to say, the figure of Gen Zhiai is completely at the level of elementary school students.

"Next is the waist circumference, the waist circumference is 49 ......," Yoshida continued to measure, reporting the number of the waist circumference.

"It's long, it's long, it's waistline, wait, it's wrong, am I all on my waist?" Yuan Zhiai was instantly alert.

"You're not meat yet, you're just growing normally......" Yoshida sighed.

She really didn't know how to comfort this little problem child.

"The bust, I feel like I'm at least a lot longer now!" Yuan Zhiyi rubbed his hands and was very excited.

The requirements are not high, as long as your bust can grow 1cm a month, so that within a few years, you will be able to really raise your chest and raise your head, and you will no longer be regarded as a primary school student by others.

"Next is the bust, it's the ......" Yoshida measured it out, stunned for a moment.

"What's wrong? Am I growing a lot? Then I was surprised to you and told you that I had drunk three boxes of papaya milk these days, and I also did soft gymnastics every night before going to bed, and after doing it, I slept until dawn, and I had to sleep for eight hours, and the doctors said that I was normal. With such a calm and regular rest, my little bear will not betray me! ”

Yuan Zhiai is very confident.

And the woman wearing a mask I met at Brother Long's wedding before, isn't it just a little older than me, it's just a D, even if I'm only 3A now, but I still have to shout out, D is poor breast!

His future will definitely be an existence beyond D!

"Bust ...... 70...... "Yoshida still put away the soft ruler and looked at Yuan Zhiai with pity.

"Boom!" It was like a thunderclap.

Gen Zhiai was stunned for a moment, she took a step back, incredulous, her whole face full of shock and distortion.

"Impossible! When pigs fly! My waist and hips are long, why don't my bust be long! Yuan Zhiai suddenly couldn't hold back.

"Little love, in fact, it's also very cute......," Yoshida said calmly.

"No!!! There must be something wrong with the ruler, and there must be something wrong with your measuring technique! I'll measure yours and you'll see! Yuan Zhiai suddenly didn't believe it, she wanted to measure this natural din with her own hands!

“97…… 57…… 83...... "Looking at this string of data, Yuan Zhiai instantly fell into a stupor and knelt on the ground.

It's like a salted fish has lost its dreams.

Qiao Shuya, who opened a bottle of happy water on the first floor: "......"

You are worse than anything, and you have to bring shame on yourself.

Look now, okay, comfortable, right?

Qiao Shuya really didn't want to hear it, but there was too much movement upstairs.

This man is self-aware.

Qiao Shuya was holding the Coke, and he was able to study his harvest carefully.

[Charm (LV6): The innate ability of the Dread Demon King can make any creature have a certain affection for himself and double that of the opposite sex. When active, you can make the units you charm obey you.

Cost: Units affected by your charm for a long time will go crazy, and even end up taking possession of you like crazy, and even eating you]

The Dreadlord's natural ability is charm? Isn't it fear?

Its body,Shouldn't it be a Lori succubus?

(End of chapter)