Chapter 234: Terra Student, Demon King of Civil Fort
"What, are you really going to call the door?" The Dreadlord asked, confused.
It had always thought that the Demon King was joking, but he didn't expect Qiao Shuya, a somewhat sick head, to think about it for a while, and actually let the senior management of the association adopt this plan.
Am I afraid that the Demon King will lose face?
The one who stepped on the horse was really looked down upon!
"We, the Watchmen's Association, will shoot a promotional video to canvass for you personally, and then guarantee you the opportunity to give a big speech in 3 large urban areas, and finally, Qiao Shuya will shoot a full canvassing video for you." Uncle Li said calmly.
"Deal!" The Dreaddemon King immediately agreed happily, without hesitation, and Qiao Shuya who watched it was really dumbfounded.
No, sister, isn't it just to help you canvass for votes? Besides, there are more text traps in this, and the ghost knows how many effects, so you're mutiny?
"And then, what's next?" The Dreadlord doesn't seem to care about his face at all, and if he is looked down upon, he will be flattened, anyway, he doesn't care about the reputation of the demon at all now.
It even stretched, and at this time secretly picked up a tribute on the table and ate it with relish.
"Give me 800 watchmen, and I will directly disperse the 100,000 demons led by the Demon King in front of me." Qiao Shuya immediately added.
"Smack." The back of his head was slapped hard, and Qiao Shuya turned his head and saw Uncle Li's stinky face.
"Don't ask for 800 people, all the watchmen in the entire Tokyo, even those students and new appointments don't have 800 in total, no one, this time the plan is mainly hidden, our purpose is just to plant a nuclear bomb, and we can evacuate after burying it." Uncle Li was simply speechless to Qiao Shuya.
Why did he have a soft spot for 800 people after hearing the number of 100,000?
"If you don't have eight hundred, it's okay to give me a hundred, and it's not impossible for me to have a hundred horsemen to intercept the camp." Qiao Shuya added quietly.
"Not a hundred! Unless you bring most of those C-level or newcomers who are still training, such as the two children you brought over before, they are all pulled to the battlefield. ”
Qiao Shuya was silent......
In the whole of Tokyo, there are not enough ...... to ride
This president is really inferior.
Soon, the whole association moved, and this time there were many things that needed to be configured, including a total of ten individual nuclear bombs.
Although the name of the individual nuclear bomb is called individual soldier, but the weight is also hundreds of kilograms, this weapon is often very weak, because the individual nuclear bomb has a killing range of more than 20 kilometers, but the conventional range is less than 2 kilometers.
The only way to use it is either to bury it there in advance or to use drones to transport it over very long distances.
But in the present world, this kind of thing is almost not used, but subspace is different, it is not my hometown, and I don't feel distressed no matter how I bomb it.
As the meeting ended, everyone began to prepare the plan.
……
Tokyo, somewhere unknown in the basement.
With his fingers tapping on the keyboard, the man began to become a "Fighter for Justice" on the Internet, starving the price of rice before the frenzied taunts, and incidentally pointing the finger at the Watchman.
His whole arm was not controlled by him, but one finger grew an eyeball, and the other fingers began to dance on the keyboard like a pianist.
"Every day I only know how to point the target at the alien demons, why don't human beings reflect on themselves?"
"Humans are really arrogant creatures, and the whole of nature is polluted and destroyed by you."
"Is it really that hard to admit that it's your own mistake?"
"Human beings can't even manage themselves, do you know how many people starve to death? Take care of your own business and other people's hearts? ”
……
Countless of these similar words began to crackle, and the alienated arm began to dance.
But the owner of this hand, at this time, his face was distorted, his other normal hand covered his stomach, but his arm was bony, and with his movements, the sound of stomach rumbling began to appear in this underground.
"I'......m hungry, Lord Alien," he began, turning into his arm.
"Hungry? You can't bear such a little pain, you still have the face to say you're hungry? A mouth began to grow on the alienated arm, and he said with disdain.
"But, I haven't eaten for a day......"
"Isn't it just a day? Go earn your own money! "The alien demon is also speechless, you can make your own money!
"But, I'm not already in the new Demon King......"
"The Demon King doesn't care about food, huh? Can't you even find food? "The alien demon is really a little unbearable, this kind of person hasn't starved to death until now, it's really human beings who are too kind.
If it were in subspace, such a person would not be able to survive even two and a half days.
"I ......" he was silent, and did not speak again, but the hunger in his stomach made him feel so uncomfortable, as if the corrosive gastric juice was about to begin to pierce his stomach and stomach, and wanted to melt his whole body.
"Can I eat people?" He said to the alien demons.
"No, absolutely not! We have a more important mission, and cannibalism carries a great risk of exposure! The demon stopped it immediately.
Good guy, this demon is also the first time that this demon wants to stop humans from eating people, which is really a big joke in the world.
How can this person's moral level not be as good as his own demon?
It's starting to doubt itself.
"So what should I do......
"I'll take care of you!" The demons were speechless.
They want to muddy the waters as soon as possible, and then attract the attention of the Watchers Guild, and by the way, strike the Watchers from the foundation, which is the plan of the new Demon King.
The new Demon King is a very cruel woman, and if she fails in her mission, she might as well hide on Terra and not be able to return home.
When you go back, you will definitely be tied up by those cocoons, and then death may be a relief.
The demon's body shuddered.
But why, how are all these guys who are now working with the Alien Demon such a piece of waste?
"Then I'll go out and get some to eat." He wore a hood, and his skinny appearance was terrifying.
He silently left the basement and came to a convenience store, looking at the dazzling array of goods, his mouth kept secreting saliva, and then his whole body trembled.
It's an instinct from DNA that gives him an indescribable desire to eat, or he might starve to death.
He silently grabbed a bag of potato chips, and then flew away as he was about to check out, almost using all his strength.
"There are robbers!" The voice of the JK clerk came.
In an instant, he felt himself pressed to the ground, and he was punched hard in the face, and intense pain came.
"Do you have hands and feet and still come to buy for zero yuan? When this is Zone 1? A few unscrupulous high school boys who are doing justice bravely, but have bull heads, earrings and lip studs, said.
"Ahh He covered his hands desperately and roared hoarsely.
However, nothing happened to the hand.
"My lord! Give me strength! I'm going to kill them, I'm going to tear them alive! ”
However, there was still no response.
"Phew!" Another fist slammed into his face, and it was like a big dye vat, red, white, and black buzzing in his head.
He was stunned, why, why didn't Lord Alien come out?
"What is the second disease? Pretending to be insane after the robbery? Beat! "This group of bad people themselves are looking for trouble, and when they happen to see a robber, they can openly use this excuse to give him a beating.
Half an hour later, the bad guys left where they were, leaving only a bloodied man staggering to his feet.
He staggered, still holding the bag of chips in his hand, and drank directly from the tap.
"My lord, why don't you come out? Why? ”
"Are you insane? I came out and killed so many people, believe it or not, a watchman came in half an hour to smell it. The demon said angrily.
It really convinced this person, why is there such a stupid human being.
To find food is to rob?
If he is caught by the Metropolitan Police Department, isn't he already exposed?
"I'm ......," he said silently, after eating the chips stained with his own blood.
"I want to eat strawberries......" he said.
"If you want to eat, you can earn it!" The demon is really speechless, why is it so difficult to apply for a clerk at a convenience store or something?
He didn't answer the demon directly, but silently walked towards the city center.
He, regretted it......
Why is it that even if he is now himself, even if he has taken refuge in a foreign demon, he can't eat people, but still has to be a man with his tail between his legs......
Why, on the contrary, it is even worse?
……
"What's going on lately? Why is the forum smoky? Yuan Zhiai was lying on the sofa, with a large box of papaya milk at hand, and she was bored at this time to have fun in the supernatural forum.
But why, all of them are "why don't you reflect?" "Take care of yourself" is a weird statement.
"Huh? Have it? Asakura Yui asked casually as he frantically ate Hashiya's potato chips and Coke on the side.
"You don't read the supernatural forum, and now that I'm the administrator of the supernatural forum, I delete dozens of posts of this type a day." Yuan Zhiai suddenly felt uncomfortable.
You're going to send this kind of thing to push it up! Don't even let go of your own little supernatural forum?
Yuan Zhiai was simply speechless to the extreme.
"Uh-huh......" Asakura Yui still came to Qiao Shuya's office at this time, she was really bored.
Originally, I wanted special training and wanted to continue to get stronger, but today Qiao Shuya is not at home.
Even according to Gen Zhiai, Qiao Shuya has been very busy these days, basically spending the whole day in the Watchmen Association, and it seems that he is doing something big.
Not to mention Asakura Yui, she herself has never seen Qiao Shuya a few times.
"Little love, have you heard? Recently, someone actually starved to death in a basement in Tokyo. Asakura Yui casually played with his mobile phone, watched TV, and ate potato chips at the same time, and the three-correct operation made Genjiai's eyelids jump.
"How?" Yuan Zhiai asked suspiciously.
"Hahaha, there are still people in Tokyo who will starve to death." Yui Asakura started laughing, and for some reason she just thought it was ridiculous.
Yuan Zhiai did not reply, but silently drank papaya milk, looking like he was already wasted.
The zoo is solved, the woman, there is no news, and Yuan Zhiai begins to feel lost in her life.
Her biggest goal was to get rid of the zoo, but now she has no goal left, and all she has left is to kill the woman, but she can't find it.
Now I even have a mentality that I want to put it at any time.
She also tried to track down, and even let the hackers in the family check it, but there was no information about her mother.
It's as if this woman has long since sunk into the sea.
"Ding-dong." The doorbell rings.
Yuan Zhiai finally drank the papaya milk unhurriedly before slowly going to open the door.
"Hello, this is Weining Office, the boss is not here, I am a child laborer illegally hired by him......" Yuan Zhiai casually said some rotten words.
It seems that she has been with Qiao Shuya for a long time, and Gen Zhiai now finds that she can even talk about this level of bad words.
At the door was a man who seemed to be full of clergy, who just silently handed over a letter and said, "I know you, Mr. Bridge's apprentice." ”
As soon as the clergyman spoke, Gen Zhiai was not sleepy.
Hey, did you also become famous, it is said that a video of the master craftsman fighting strange demons was accidentally leaked on the Internet, causing a sensation on the entire Internet.
There is even a strange name for "Blue Fire".
So did you become famous with Xiao?
Yuan Zhiai suddenly felt a little excited, although she didn't particularly care about fame, but if a stranger suddenly said, "I know you, aren't you the Yuan Zhiai who killed the XXX demon?" ”
At this time, she will feel that she is so high, as if the steamroller is constantly rushing in her mind.
Look, my master and I are so strong together! Has it reached the point where the human essence is cut off?
"You are Mr. Qiao's apprentice, the one who often appears next to him and shouts 666, this is handed over to Qiao Shuya, it must be handed over to him, definitely! This is top-secret intelligence! The clergyman said, leaving immediately.
Yuan Zhiai, who picked up the envelope, suddenly collapsed with a kitten face.
What do you call yourself can only shout 666, and you are also very effective, okay!
own role...... Uh, what do I do?
Yuan Zhiai suddenly fell into deep thought, and she began to look for her role with a magnifying glass, and then discovered.
Oh! My biggest role turned out to be to taunt my teammates, and my own taunts were so strong, and every time there were aliens who desperately tried to kill themselves.
Yuan Zhiai nodded suddenly, his role was too great.
Look, wherever you basically go, there are alien demons, and the master is crazy when he sees the alien demons, so the combination of the two of us is really strong!
Genji Ai-chan excitedly put it on Qiao Shuya's bed, and then continued to swing.
"Shall we open it and see what the Godfather has been up to lately?" Yui Asakura began to be tempted.
"There's no need, if the master craftsman is staying behind his back and playing with an envelope with another unknown little girl, how embarrassing it would be for us to bump into it." Yuan Zhiai replied casually.
"No, you want to play ambiguous to find me! I don't mind! Asakura Yui suddenly became even more excited.
"You ......" Yuan Zhiai didn't know what to say.
But Asakura Yui picked up the envelope and sniffed it carefully, and suddenly the hair on his whole body exploded, and his whole face seemed to have a shadow: "It's the smell of a woman!" Bridge Bridge! ”
"Huh?" Yuan Zhiai is also puzzled, Qiao Shuya would actually have correspondence with other women.
She was very puzzled, and suddenly felt that the kitten was scratching in the bottom of her heart, but she still couldn't help but peek.
"Why can't I read the text here?" Yui Asakura really opened the envelope.
"This must be a code word, don't check it again, the water in here is very deep, you can't grasp it." Genji loves to return.
Don't let this friend really anger the master craftsman, and expel her from the teacher.
Your friends may cry sadly, cry and make trouble, and they won't be able to eat for days.
"Genhime? I guessed the word, what does it mean? Asakura asked.
Suddenly, the originally lazy and open-minded Yuan Zhiai burst out in an instant, snatched the letter, and the whole person's brows were furrowed to the extreme.
She immediately began to decipher the codeword.
An afternoon passed, and the code cracked some ......
"Backstabbing ...... Genhime...... Ready to do it...... "She only got such a little useful information, but at this time, Gen Zhiai only felt that her whole brain was trembling.
"Genhime...... Genji ......" She muttered the name, and Genjiai's expression suddenly became a little hideous.
"Xiao Ai, what's wrong with you?" Asakura Yui said with some horror.
"Master, there are a lot of things that are secretly hidden from me, sure enough, he is so busy these days, he must be secretly carrying me behind his back......" Yuan Zhiai's eyes became extremely unkind, and she began to want to sharpen her knife.
……
In the evening, Lao Chen, who was wearing a practice uniform, came back early, and there were still some materials piled up in the courtyard, which were needed to prepare for opening a workshop, and the squad leader was still busy with himself, and he didn't even know what he was busy with.
"Xiao Ai you cook today?" Lao Chen looked at Yuan Zhiai, who could only cook with a stool in the kitchen, and said suspiciously.
"What's wrong? Huahua, isn't the food I cooked delicious? Yuan Zhiai asked with resentment.
"Ah, this ......" Lao Chen suddenly didn't know how to answer.
Mainly, Yoshida's Sichuan cuisine is very suitable for its appetite, and it even feels like it has found a small restaurant in his hometown in a foreign country, and Yuan Zhiai is a standard 11 district cuisine, and Lao Chen is not used to eating it.
Low EQ point of view, in fact, it is not delicious, wasabi natto miso soup, especially the lingering kelp flavor, Lao Chen is really not used to it.
"Huahua, you have changed, you don't love me anymore......" Yuan Zhiai suddenly made a heartache for his father-in-law.
Lao Chen: "......"
it! Xiao Ai took the wrong medicine today?
"I'm back." Qiao Shuya's voice sounded from outside the door, he was so good at talking, he finally persuaded Uncle Li that he was able to lead a group of people to start slaughtering the city when he called the door.
Mainly, Qiao Shuya showed his zoo and proved that he had more than enough means to escape.
So after Uncle Li struggled for a long time, he could finally call some colleagues who had just returned from a business trip outside to raid the Demon King Collar together.
By the way, it is also to give the demons a boost and clear the biggest threat to the subspace academy.
"Welcome home, master, will you eat first, or go to bed first......" Gen Zhiai made a completely different expression from his own.
Qiao Shuya: "??? ”
Didn't take the wrong medicine, did you?
"Are you cooking today?" Qiao Shuya asked suspiciously.
"Yes master, I cook, your new girlfriend won't be upset."
Qiao Shuya: "???? ”
He pouted directly to the extreme.
Wrong! Something is wrong!
When did Xiao Ai learn to be so ...... Uncomfortable?
"Master, you told me all the information before, and you started to hide something from me now. You see, if I have a problem with you, it is not mine. She said and went back to the kitchen, which seemed miserable.
Qiao Shuya and the old Chen Qiqi on the side shivered.
Who did you learn from?
(End of chapter)