Chapter 244: I can't cure you and I can't cure your woman!
Subspace, in the middle of the zoo.
When the gang had finished healing, the idle watchmen began to build houses and mud.
Except for Saki Nagano, who was still unconscious, everyone else began to be in high spirits.
On Qiao Shuya's side, he gave a French military salute, and Gen Zhiai kept wiping his tears with his windbreaker.
"Okay, okay, didn't you just stab your mother." Qiao Shuya finally said comfortingly, "Isn't this normal? Look at that Saki Nagano, she killed her father last month, and backstabbed her stepmother this month, isn't that normal? β
Yuan Zhiai: "......"
She instantly kicked Qiao Shuya's knee with a puff of anger, and after a burst of gold and iron, Yuan Zhiai instantly limped to the side with her calf and ouched.
"What are you?" Qiao Shuya asked suspiciously.
"If you can't speak, don't speak, how can you be so comforting!" Yuan Zhiai hugged her calf, tears rolled in the corners of her eyes, and she even felt that her leg was about to break.
"Didn't you see it today?" Qiao Shuya said with a smile.
Yuan Zhiai suddenly felt that his chest was bigger, and he began to chase Qiao Shuya, and Qiao Shuya also dodged like a playful game.
In the end, Yuan Zhiai sat on the ground, although Qiao Shuya's joke was very unreliable, but the previous autistic emo mentality has completely disappeared.
Qiao Shuya watched from afar as Yuan Zhiai began to come out of the haze, and then watched the group of fellow watchmen play to build a house, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The Watchmen Association should add a psychiatrist, and there may be a post-traumatic stress disorder similar to that of the Uchiha weasel, otherwise it would be difficult for a strong man to come and play a guest role as a spiritual mentor every day.
He shook his head and began to find the Dreadlord, he still had a lot of questions.
"What did you ask the Blood Demon King?" The Dreadlord patrols the zoo and is looking at a giant footprint, but is interrupted by Hashia.
"Yes." Qiao Shuya frowned and said, "After all, I am the concubine and child who killed the Blood Demon King, I have a good heart, and I can't see the Blood Demon King's family not reunited, so I am ready to kill its whole family." β
Dreadlord: "......"
Qiao Shuya's words made the Dreaddemon King unable to remove, she wanted to speak and stopped, and after thinking for a long time, she said with a strange expression: "Cub, are you a little extreme?" β
"Let's talk about the Blood Demon King."
"Okay, Blood Demon King, a very old-fashioned Demon King, and he can be regarded as the oldest of the Demon Kings, and the guy who is most likely to become a newborn Demon God." The Dreadlord said, using his index finger and thumb to make a gesture that angered a certain peninsula,
"Maybe it's just a little bit closer, it has a chance to become a demon god, but unfortunately, this little bit is a moat."
"Oh, isn't the Demon God a creature that the Alien Demon has risen into?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"It's not that the demons at this stage, or all the demons, are the children of Tiamat, including me, including you, we honestly only count the vein of the demon god Tiamat." The Dreadlord answered Hashia's doubts and continued,
"Demon gods, it's strange, they are like creatures, but they don't fit in with living things, and even all demon gods have no substance, do you know what the concept is? Pure psionic creatures? Or something we can't understand. They are everywhere and unpredictable. β
"Even, the demon gods were active long before the alien demons came out, we have no idea how those demon gods were born and how they were promoted, and even for more than 700 years as I can remember, I have not seen any alien demons successfully ascend to become demon gods."
"That's why I thought that it was impossible for other demon kings to become a demon god in that way, and when I thought of saving the country with a curve, I began to study the technology left by the subspace people, so that I found the real way."
The Dreadlord said, which can be regarded as answering some of Qiao Shuya's doubts, but more doubts came out.
Demon gods are not gods of alien demons?
The alien demon is only the family of one of the demon gods, but what about the other demon gods?
Or is it that the "alien demons" collectively referred to by human beings are not reliable, and the alien demons are divided into factions of various demon gods? In fact, there are many races in the subspace, but the human exploration is not perfect, so they are collectively called aliens?
The Dreadlord waited for Han Shuya, and then continued: "The Blood Demon King is one of the old-school demon kings, and its plan is not known to me, but it should probably want to sacrifice all living beings with blood, and then upgrade himself through the power of the so-called blood sacrifice. β
"To whom is it bloody?" Qiao Shuya raised his hand and complained.
"Who knows?" The Dreadlord also spread his hands, and just said calmly, "Obviously, it wants to take the route of psionic upgrading, but I don't know how long it has been preparing, and I don't know how much it has completed, anyway, it is far from the Demon God now." β
"Oh, so what you want to do is a genetic upgrade?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"Yes, as long as I find the complete subspace human genes, I will be able to complete my plan!" The Dreadlord is very proud, with the mentality of looking at primitive people, especially in terms of genetic technology, it feels that the other demon kings will be crushed by themselves combined,
"Although the Blood Demon King seems to have found information about the Son of Prometheus, does that old antique know what genes are? Do you know what the perfect fusion of genes is? β
"It took a long time to come out with a child who is not like four, and he actually wants to use the human genes of the present world to make the son of Prometheus, which makes me laugh to death."
The Dreadlord began to laugh mercilessly.
"Eh, how strong is the Blood Demon King?" Qiao Shuya said, and then added, "Is it better than you?" β
The Dreadlord's smile suddenly stiffened on his face, and he was embarrassed for a moment.
"Oh, I asked a stupid question, its son can beat you violently, and the body is estimated to be able to beat you to a trampling demon to a drift in the Sorghum River." Qiao Shuya stopped asking for a moment.
If you want to say that the Dread Demon King is a shameful demon king that can be beaten with only 1000 layers of passives, then the Blood Demon King is definitely an old-school demon king who can touch porcelain with nearly 3000 layers of passives.
If it is converted into combat effectiveness, there is also a level of 1000 love, to say the least.
"Cub, did anyone warn you that you would be beaten if you talked like that?" The Dreadlord's expression became strange.
"Don't worry, they can't beat me." Qiao Shuya said confidently.
Now that he is passive on the 2100th floor, he can go out of the mountain, at least he can speak loudly in subspace, and he is no longer the Wuxia Amon of the year.
"Do you have any relatives among the demons?" Qiao Shuya looked at her not very good face, and still wanted to change the topic.
"Loved ones? Isn't that thing for food? β
A rhetorical question from the Fear Demon King made Qiao Shuya instantly feel that the three views were completely different.
"If you want to say it, I still have two older sisters." The Dreaddemon King introduced, "But we don't value family affection here, except for our own son, the second sister is the queen of torture, a complete madman, and she especially likes to make other demons into sheep and scorpions, you don't like to see that scene." β
Qiao Shuya: "......"
"As for the eldest sister, she is also a madman, but she is already dead, and she was killed by you humans." The Dreadlord shrugged.
Qiao Shuya was stunned for a moment, and then said tentatively: "Queen of Pain? β
"Well, yes, the only demon king killed by you humans." The Dreadlord said, sighing, "Speaking of which, it's even more embarrassing than me. β
Qiao Shuya: "......"
It turns out that it is really possible for me to have succubus blood!
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Tokyo, Tranquility Office.
Yoshida became vigilant in an instant, and even put down the food he had just bought and made a fighting stance.
Today, Lao Chen will only go home at night, but Lao Chen pays special attention to cleanliness and will definitely not make a mess of the yard.
Is there a thief? Or some other enemy?
Yoshida slowly approached the house, and she noticed that there were traces of someone entering the courtyard, but there was no sign of leaving, and it was clear that the enemy was still in the courtyard.
Even, faintly, she smelled a faint strange smell.
It's kind of like a demon, but it's light, not like a demon, like someone using a weapon made from the organs of an alien.
Just when Yoshida was vigilant, in the shadows, two people were quietly staring at the courtyard, one was wearing the clown mask of the Golden Arches, and the other was wearing the mask of the old man of KFC, who didn't look like good people.
"Hey, Colonel, isn't our mission to catch a little girl?" The man in the Golden Arches clown mask said, "We're dealing with the monster that is spitting blue fire, isn't this kind of person's little girlfriend just a vase?" β
"Shut up, Blue Road! Even if it's just an ordinary little girl, we have to make sure it's 100% successful. The man wearing the KFC colonel's mask scolded, "After all, that guy is the guy who killed both Hakuba-sama and Genhime-sama in a row." β
They are people who belong to the Drunkards, or rather, to the Capitulationist organization.
After Genhime's death, the entire theater drinkers rioted instantly, started a meeting as quickly as possible, and then dispatched the two top of them as quickly as possible.
They belong to the capitulationist assassination group, the Clown Syndicate.
This time, since he can't deal with Qiao Shuya, let's deal with the people around him.
Then the gang of people who played the wine guests pondered what weaknesses Qiao Shuya had around him.
The biggest weakness must be Yuan Zhiai, but that little ghost followed Qiao Shuya into subspace.
The other closest people to Qiao Shuya should be the current president of the Tokyo Watchmen Association, Li Tianming, but this old man's previous record was too luxurious, and even this man was the one who killed the Queen of Pain in the end, so facing Li Tianming is no different from facing Qiao Shuya.
That is, the difference between being punched tens of thousands of punches and being finely cut into tens of thousands of portions.
The other, that giant panda, damn it, that giant panda directly killed a lord-level demon in Bashu, and secretly rubbed a nuclear bomb, almost blowing up the city, and they would not choose the panda as a target unless they had to.
As for the last one, it is Qiao Shuya's fiancΓ©e, Yoshida Tsuki, who was previously unknown and seemed to be an ordinary local girl in District 11.
This soft persimmon is best to handle!
I can't cure you, and I can't cure you woman!
"Alas, Colonel, you say we don't look like the worst villains in those superhero movies, even if we catch someone's little girlfriend, it's useless, maybe in the end, that man will be stuck on time to save people, just arrive on time within the most critical 0.1 seconds of our plan." The McDonald's masked man said bad things,
"You see, superhero movies are like this, the villain only wants to kidnap the hero's little girlfriend, oh, it's the spider's Bichi girlfriend, in order to threaten the superhero, but in the end, it always gives the superhero a chance to save the beauty by mistake......"
"What's the use of a heroine in a bad superhero movie like this? It's used to kidnap villains, to threaten superheroes, Houli Crab, I'll never watch that bullshit hero movie again......"
"Shut up! Otherwise, I'll cut your hot dog fried and stuff it hard in your mouth! The man in the colonel's mask was a very cold man, and said immediately.
"Okay, so when are we going to do it?"
"When she falls into the trap."
And Yoshida is moving forward cautiously.
"Click!"
"Do it!" Two masked killers act instantly.
The trap is a stun bomb, which makes people lose their five senses and even faint in a very short period of time through instantaneous bright light and strong sound.
The two appeared in an instant and rushed straight over.
Among them, the man wearing the KFC colonel's mask was covered in a carapace, like an insect exoskeleton.
And the other guy wearing blue road gear, his legs instantly turned into flea-like arthropods, and he exploded at a speed that completely surpassed the high-speed train, and instantly rushed directly towards Yoshida.
"Got you!" Lan Lanlu reached out and grabbed Yoshida's neck, as if he had completed a task.
A little girl like this doesn't need to set a trap at all, waiting for such a long time, they need to be careful not to be saved by superhero points, as for this girl, it's just a vase.
How do we break the superhero curse? Do you just hit the killer, or do you catch her and fly back to Zone 1 and throw her into the LGBTQ area?
In his mind, he was still thinking about these rotten things.
"Click!"
The sound of bones tearing sounded, and Lan Lanlu was a little puzzled.
Why is my hand gone?
He looked at the girl in front of him through the clown mask of Lan Lanlu, who was not controlled by the shock bomb, and a horizontal knife struck at him.
"It's impossible, we're on the wrong set, I thought it was the set of Little Spider, but now, Supergirl? Or a female spider? Lan Lanlu thought of this last thing in his heart.
"Click!"
The knife slammed down, his skull cracked in an instant, a tooth-aching sound sounded, and the mask shattered, revealing the face of a human face with features huddled together and as ugly as an insect.
Before he could even react, he was hugged fiercely, and he instantly came to the earth.
The tattered head slammed to the ground, head down, arthropod-like lower legs facing upward, completely twisted.
The colonel, who rushed halfway through, was stunned for a moment, looking at Yoshida Tsuki, whose face was splashed with blood, and he ran away without looking back.
There was only one thought left in his heart: "Nani, the information is fake!" β
Instantly smashed the wall of Qiao Shuya's house, rushed to a motorcycle, screwed the accelerator, and fled quickly.
The intelligence is fake! This is a girl with no combat effectiveness, this is simply a superman!
They don't have to worry about superheroes getting stuck to save people, because they need to be saved!
Damn the Ministry of Intelligence, it's not enough for me to kill you a thousand times!
I thought indignantly, but when I turned my head, I saw a figure rushing towards me, and even gradually getting closer and closer to my motorcycle.
The colonel looked at the motorcycle dial, and it was now 200 yards per hour......
(PS: It seems to be yang again, it's already three yang Kaitai, it's painful, I took a day off yesterday, forgive me)
(End of chapter)