Qiao Shuya feels that he is not from Ami, but from the scene of the triangular trade, why are all these people he encounters every day, and he only accounts for 20% of the total population when he sees black buddies in the news.

Could it be that he didn't come by himself, but Ahei?

"Okay, I'll leave it to you." Hashishua stood up from the bench in this park and patted her ass.

The black buddy didn't care, he quickly took out a large pile of cardboard and newspapers, and put them on the bench, and in the blink of an eye, the bench seemed to have become a bed, and he lay on it happily, and fell asleep as if no one was around.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

I'm sorry, but it seems that he really occupied someone else's nest just now.

It's winter, not long after New Year's Day, and although the weather in Washington is not as cold as in the north, the temperature here at night is in the single digits.

This buddy is happy instead, and Qiao Shuya feels that their hearts are really big.

"Whew, a little cotton." Qiao Shuya looked at it and grabbed a handful of cotton from his inner universe that he had just picked today.

"Man, give you some cotton, lest you freeze to death here tonight." Qiao Shuya threw the thing on the bench next to him and said.

"Mom provoke Fake, are you discriminating? Even if I freeze to death today, I won't ask for any cotton if I die here," he became angry when he heard the cotton, but when he saw the bag of cotton next to him, Qiao Shuya was gone.

"What the hell......" He looked at the cotton on the bench on the right in a daze, took it directly in his hand, and stuffed it into his clothes, which were originally stuffed with scraps of paper and newspapers.

"Really fragrant ......"

……

"I'm going to run for president." Joker suddenly appeared, and at this time he was not the original clown, but a black president like Lucian, in a suit and leather shoes.

"Are you still here?" Qiao Shuya was suddenly surprised.

"Play really, I'm already too high, is the presidential election this year?" Joker looked eager to try, and Qiao Shuya even saw indescribable joy in his face.

"But it's too late, this year is about to start the voting stage, and now it's still a showdown between Chuan Bao and Xi Deng, you don't have a show, Chuan Bao's support rate is 40%, and Xi Deng's support rate is also 30%, and the rest of the scattered votes don't make any sense even if you get all of them, plus Xi Deng still has a hand of filthy earth reincarnation."

Qiao Shuya spread his hands, joker now that he wants to run for president no longer makes any sense.

"And now?" Joker smiled wickedly, and then transformed, and Qiao Shuya saw a strong Chuanbao with a golden cow dung head, a little red riding hood, and a red scarf suit and leather shoes.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

"Alright, I'm going to go to the beer hall to give a lecture now, let me go out by myself." Joker gave a sly smile.

At this time, on the street, it suddenly seemed as if someone recognized Joker and exclaimed, "It's the former president!" ”

"Sorry, ma'am, I've always been the real president, and no one knows District 1 better than I do." Joker is almost in the play, his hands swinging like an accordion.

"Oooooooooooo

The people next to him immediately cheered, so more and more people came around, and when they saw the incarnation of Joker, they suddenly exclaimed, took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and made a fuss, in short, the place was full of people in an instant.

"I'm the real president, and now I'm just a puppet of the shadow government, everyone, my body and my heart are as clear as a mirror, everything I say and do is justice, soy milk~" Joker seemed to be having a good time, and began to twist his waist.

The people around didn't know who also released the song "YMCA" at the right time, and the whole street seemed to have become a star-chasing scene.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

He still covered his face and left here, but he didn't expect Joker to have a good time.

After leaving Joker, Qiao Shuya went to a convenience store to prepare to import some happy water, to be honest, after so many days in the helicarrier, he didn't get the replenishment of the tile, and the happy water in his inventory is also in a hurry.

However, when I came to the convenience store, I found that there was nothing on the shelves, only a photo of the goods on it, and the price of how many people were coin was marked below.

Such a cyber scene stunned Qiao Shuya.

"Guest, this is to prevent zero yuan purchase, you are from out of town, right? Now neither the state police nor the district police care about the zero-dollar purchase, we can only use this method to reduce the loss of the zero-dollar purchase. The salesman showed an apologetic expression, and pointed with Qiao Shuya and said,

"If you like which goods, leave an address, and we will deliver them directly to your door."

Qiao Shuya: "......"

“6”

And just as he was about to leave the department store, he suddenly saw a large group of masked people rushing in with baseball bats, shouting "wryyy" like apes, and then rushed to the shelves.

However, after seeing that the shelves were all covered with a photo, they spat out as if they were unlucky, overturned a few shelves and quickly left.

Not far away, I saw a reporter with a camera set up to film all this.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

And when he just walked out of the convenience store and was about to go to the next large supermarket to stock some happy water, he suddenly found that there was a violent gunfire inside, and the surrounding District 1 people instantly seemed to have come to the PUBG scene and found cover in a second.

Some people hid behind flower beds, some people hid behind car tires, and some people simply lay on the ground and became Voldemort.

Some people also took out their pistols and began to aim at the supermarket.

The gunshots crackled as if it was the New Year, and Qiao Shuya also felt a ricochet bounce in the flower bed beside him, and then shot in his face, making a sound of gold and iron resonating and bouncing off again.

He looked at the environment with a confused expression, with a look of "Who am I, where am I, what am I here for?" ”

When the crackling was over, Qiao Shuya saw a black man covered in blood rushing out of the supermarket pushing a trolley, throwing the contents of the cart into the trunk, and driving the rotten car away from the scene quickly.

“fire！ fire！ ”

Moments after the police car got out of the car, several officers emptied the magazines of the fleeing black car.

Qiao Shuya felt the bullets flying in front of him, and the black car seemed to have been shot, and staggered towards him.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

He dodged slightly, and the black car passed by, crashing into the tree above the flower bed behind him, and the whole car almost flipped over.

The officers rushed up with great skill, one pointed a gun at the car, and the other pulled out the black man covered in blood, pressed his face to the ground, and pressed his knee to his neck.

"Sir, let go of me, I can't breathe, Mom, I can't breathe......"

The officers didn't pay attention to it at all, and while pressing their knees against it, they looked at the bewildered Qiao Shuya next to them.

"Hey, Asian, be careful, don't be stupid just now, hide when you hear the gunshot." Instead, the officer laughed at Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuya: "......"

"Need my phone? 600 people will be linked once, and my side will send the police to help you get rid of the scum who harassed you. The officer continued to talk and laugh and asked.

Qiao Shuya: "......"

"No need......" Looking at this magical scene, the old brother on the ground was still saying "I can't breathe", Qiao Shuya inexplicably felt that it was too magical here.

"Then the next time that happens to you, we can't guarantee your safety." The officer shrugged his shoulders and didn't care, he seemed to just say it casually.

And when Qiao Shuya just wanted to leave, another blonde and blue-eyed police lady came to Qiao Shuya and said: "Joel asks for a 600 yuan tip for the police, and I am free here, and I also bring my own condoms." ”

After saying that, she seemed to wink at Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuya: "6"

Looking at her slightly rich body, she took a half-step back.

Jimei, you have a good foundation, but I'm underage, so I'm still quitting!

Qiao Shuya hurriedly left this magical place, he worked on it for a long time, and finally bought fresh happy water, it was really not easy.

He unscrewed the tab of the can in one breath and walked down the street, with the bustling city behind him, and a runaway car rubbed Hashia's trench coat and crashed into the wall behind him, making a "bang" sound.

There seemed to be a flame rising behind him, but Qiao Shuya didn't look back, just lifted the can.

Gunshots rang out behind him, numerous bullet holes appeared in the car that had just hit him, and the wind pressure brought by the bullets caused the windbreaker to sway.

Qiao Shuya still didn't look back, the cold happy water in the can entered his throat, and for a moment, he only felt the boundless throwing of tiles.

"Boom!"

The car exploded, and a fireball shot into the sky, lighting up the neighborhood as if it were day.

Qiao Shuya walked straight ahead, and the can was then thrown and landed in the garbage can on the side of the road, smashing on the top of the homeless man in the garbage can.

The neon lights of the airship were brilliant in the sky, and advertisements were constantly playing on the screen above the airship.

"Good evening, Washington, the big lottery to the dead in Washington is in full swing today, and today the whole of Washington is dead 1432 pens and things, let's congratulate you on betting on this number of Bs!"

"Woohoo!"

In the chaotic streets, there were shouts of joy and cheers, and people pounded the ground angrily.

On the street, Qiao Shuya toused the smoke and dust that fell on his head due to the explosion of the vehicle, opened a bottle of Coke again, looked at the neon-lit city, and said, "Le." ”

……

"Eposan is missing, and only the child who has awakened to open the rift in subspace shows up on the scene." In the Watchmen's Guild, an old man hiding in the shadows asked the man on the other side, who was as strong as an ox.

"Oh, interesting." The stout man looked at the old man with a smile, without a trace of respect, and even poured a glass of red wine in front of him, and added some Fanta by the way, and shook it like this.

"Armstrong, how are you arranging for the drinkers? Have you had a relationship with the Demon God? The old man seemed to cough awkwardly, as if to save himself, and asked the stout man in front of him.

"There's already an eyebrow, but it's just Tiamat, the mother goddess of astringency." The stout man dismissively drank the mixed wine from the goblet in his hand.

"And the Hero Group, you are also a member of the board of directors, which is also ......"

"Okay, old thing, I don't have you to worry about my career, just retire with peace of mind and then blow up the gold coins." The man named Armstrong said very unceremoniously to the old man in front of him, "I only care about the Zhanjin Technology in your hand now, and the 'Metal Gear Equipment' plan. ”

"Don't worry, the Metal Gear will be completed soon, this is the ...... of resources and technology that our Protoss has accumulated for hundreds of years."

"That's enough, I still have my business, the rat in the wine guest is still doing things during this time, I still have to deal with it here, goodbye." Armstrong stood up and prepared to leave.

However, at this time, he turned around and came to the edge of the table, and saw the photo of Qiao Shuya on it, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this face was a little familiar, and he didn't know why.

"This guy is a little familiar? Forget it, do you doubt his ability to open a subspace rift? Then I'll take care of this matter by the way. Armstrong said, casually putting the picture of Qiao Shuya in his pocket, picking up his coat and walking away.

Armstrong, a Wall Street financial tycoon, is known as the god of stocks, and is also the chairman of the Hero Group, and is the richest man in the entire 1st District.

But at the same time, he also has another identity, the second seat of the executive officer of the drunkard, the ugly cow.

After he left, the old creatures, who called themselves "Protoss", got together and discussed their plans for the future.

"The Federation of Humans, that great president must resign, the last battlefield in Romania, he dared to directly expose all our family backgrounds, he thought he had a way to die. Because from now on, every day he stays in the position of great president, there is no need for the Human Federation to exist! ”

"The Federation of Humans has no need to exist in itself."

They laughed and chatted, each with an oxygen tube inserted into their bodies, pushing wheelchairs, and their whole bodies seemed to be aging like dried bark.

A group of people nested together, as if they were going to die at any moment.

……

Hashia left straight away, wondering if he was going back to the Cathedral or the Watchmen's Guild.

The old bishop of the cathedral was honestly quite good to him, although it may be because Qiao Shuya inexplicably became a saint of the church before, and the bishop has always considered himself a cos lover of a saint, and he also played such a similar, wanting him to make his debut as an idol and attract believers to the church.

However, the people in the church are quite nice.

The second is to go to the local Watchmen Association to explain the situation, the main thing is that Qiao Shuya wants to report the things he encountered today and his identity to the association, although the branch here is not familiar with himself, but in the case of the same Watchmen Association, it should still be relatively friendly, right?

"Anyway, how do you get to the Watchmen Society?" Qiao Shuya asked a passerby.

"The Watchmen Society? Oh, we don't have this thing in Zone 1, it's called 'Hero Group' in our case. The passer-by lady explained to Qiao Shuya very enthusiastically.

"Hero Group?" Qiao Shuya was stunned for a moment.

"yes, look at this." The young lady gave a poster to Qiao Shuya.

Qiao Shuara looked over, and it was written in a big way, "Stardust, the runaway princess, is about to make her debut, can she make a perfect debut as a B-level hero?" At eight o'clock in the evening of the 6th, the live broadcast raided the alien demon base, and we will see you there. ”

Qiao Shuya: "6"

(End of chapter)