Chapter 264: Everyone is happy
"Please inside, please inside!"
"Today is a day of great joy, the owner of the village is dead!"
"Aha, rejoicing! Come in and drink! ”
"Please, please, please!"
"Fifth brother, are you here too?"
"Brother, why can't you have a drink on a big day?"
"Hahahaha, the owner of the village is dead!"
"Come, I'll invite you this time, don't get drunk and don't return!"
At the entrance of the restaurant, the guests are happy.
Even if many people in the rivers and lakes are not very familiar, they laugh at each other and say, 'Hahahaha, the owner of the village is dead', and they go upstairs to drink together.
This scene.
Looking at Pan Pingping, her eyes were round!
Pan Pingping poked Fang Xing secretly.
"You're right, I don't know you well enough."
"How did you offend so many people?"
Fang Xing's face darkened.
He pointed to his lips and didn't want to speak.
"Ah, the numbness of the medicine hasn't passed yet, and I can't speak now?"
Pan Pingping said with some apologies:
"Looks like I accidentally used a little bit more."
But looking at Fang Xing's big black face, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The two walked to the door of the restaurant, and the shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him and stretched out his hand to invite:
"Two upstairs!"
"Guest officer, you?! What's the situation!? ”
The shopkeeper pointed to Fang Xing and said to Pan Pingping:
"Woman, the one next to you, why don't you go and see it first?"
"The poison gas is all in the face."
"The whole body is black, it's so black that you can't see it!"
"We are a restaurant, not a medical hall, it's useless for you to send us this!"
Pan Pingping smiled and waved her hand:
"It's okay, little poison, it doesn't matter."
"He can't die."
"By the way, you have something for me."
The shopkeeper looked at Fang Xing with a big black face, and his brain twitched:
"Prepare the coffin?"
"Prepare some sauce meat roast chicken flatbread and eat it on the road later!"
After Pan Pingping finished speaking, she looked at Fang Xing, whose face was getting darker and darker, and laughed again.
Waited upstairs.
The two of them found a corner to sit down.
One is to avoid being disturbed, and the other is to be afraid of frightening others.
The two of them sat down.
Pan Pingping said secretly:
"Owner, will you order food?"
"It should be about the next time now, right?"
Fang Xing's face darkened, coughed twice, and said in a strange voice:
"Whatever, my mouth is still numb, and I guess I can't taste anything."
This is on the second floor, and there are about twenty square tables, which are almost full.
Many people are laughing and toasting to each other.
The chatter in his mouth is basically the things that the original body did in those years.
Of course, what they say is true and false.
Fang Xing's main thing he wanted to hear was why he said he was dead.
And Pan Pingping heard all about what the original body did.
Halfway through the dish.
Pan Pingping asked with a shocked face:
"You really didn't even let go of Teacher Emei back then!?"
"I also went up to Mount Emei and broke into the Jinding Hall to court?!"
Fang Xing coughed lightly:
"Don't listen to their nonsense!"
"I was because I had a good relationship with the senior sister of the third generation of Emei disciples for a while, and then I talked to Bai Yunjian Lin Jianxiao among the second generation of disciples."
"At that time, I was tied up by the teacher and thrown into the Emei Golden Dome Hall!"
"It's not courtship, it's the two ex-girlfriends who pleaded with me, and the teacher let me go."
Pan Pingping: ............
"You're a ...... Scum! ”
Two more dishes were served.
Pan Pingping looked at Fang Xing with a shocked face again.
Fang Xing: ???
"What did you hear again?"
Pan Pingping lowered her voice and asked:
"You also went to the Holy Fire Cult Holy Land that would never accept outsiders?"
"You almost became the next sect leader??"
Fang Xing recalled a little in his mind.
Then he fell into deep thought.
Pan Pingping looked at Fang Xing's big black face with curiosity on her face, wanting to hear Fang Xing's explanation.
"Actually, it was an accident."
"At that time, I walked the rivers and lakes and met a woman who still had charm, her martial arts were very high, unlike the Central Plains style."
So I stepped forward...... Chatted. ”
"She said that her younger brother in the family was going to become the head of the family, so she came to the Central Plains to contact her friends at home."
"I just played with her for a while......"
"I don't know if she's the former saintess of the Holy Fire Sect, or the mother of the next Holy Fire Sect leader......"
"She was going to invite me to visit her home."
"You know, I love purely, and I don't have so many fancy intestines."
"So I went."
"As a result, she went to the Holy Land, and she said she wanted to get married for the second time."
"I'll just run."
"Alas, it's no wonder that her younger brother, the leader of the Holy Fire Sect, came all the way to the Central Plains to beat me, and as soon as he got started, he directly used the Holy Fire Sect to kill me without passing on his divine skills."
"Fortunately, he doesn't pass on his magic skills, the saint told me part of it before, otherwise I would have died on the spot."
Pan Pingping: ..................
"Owner, tell the truth."
"How the hell have you survived all these years?"
If a person is scum.
Everyone was willing to scold him.
If a person is scum to the extreme.
Don't say scolding him to death, it's normal to beat him to death.
But if a person is not only scum, but also dies, and repeatedly dies and never dies.
Then he has become a legend among the scum.
Even if everyone scolds him.
In fact, I will admire him very much.
Pan Pingping's eyes are like this when she looks at Fang Xing now.
There is a little admiration in the eyes full of disdain.
The dishes are ready.
Fang Xing was silently eating the flatbread, Pan Pingping's eyes were shining and she scanned the audience, her ears were pricked up, and she listened carefully to the gossip around her.
In the process of chatting with so many people,
Fang Xing finally learned why the news of his death had come out.
After he was seriously injured, the subordinates who followed him didn't wait too long for him to leave.
After they left, they went straight to Quanwuzhuang.
Back in Zhuangzi and start grabbing things!
He also shouted that the owner of the village was dead, and ran to a little girl to ask her to see a doctor.
The little girl's medical skills didn't look very good, and the owner didn't let others follow after entering.
They waited from day to night, and the little doctor didn't come out to say a word, it is estimated that the owner of the village has burped, and the little doctor girl does not dare to come out to meet people.
There is no owner in Quanwuzhuang anymore.
Let's go our separate ways and share our luggage!
The story spread quickly.
But no one dared to be sure that they didn't see Fang Xing's body, so they all said so, and not many people began to celebrate.
Until a few days ago.
Quanwuzhuang announced that the old owner of the village had died, and now the three personal disciples were jointly in charge of Quanwuzhuang, and the village was closed for three years to keep filial piety.
Only then did everyone be convinced,
The owner of Quanwuzhuang is really burping!
After all, the disciples at the bottom are all about to start competing for the next owner!
Since then.
The rivers and lakes were full of laughter.
Three
(End of chapter)