Chapter 326: I used to be a lonely wolf king until I ate egg yolk pie
In fact, a group of people were stunned for a moment when they heard the dragon lizard demon talking there.
It's not because of why this demon is so skilled in yellow jokes, but because it says, a salary of 25 yuan a day......
That adds up, it's only a few hundred yuan a month, which is cheaper than college students.
Even if Kiryu Ryoma calculated in his heart, 25 people a day, in fact, in Tokyo, it is only enough to eat money, if you sell all raw meat, you can probably buy about 8 catties of meat, 750 yuan a month, recruit an S-level demon bodyguard, and this kind of good thing?
Brother Long's monthly salary is about 50,000 yuan, not to mention letting the dragon lizard demon enter the establishment and hand it over to the association to raise, even if this money is increased tenfold, Brother Long feels that it is not a problem for him to raise it.
"Why, you don't agree? Human, don't be ignorant! The dragon demon pretended to be a little annoyed.
In fact, it's a little panicked, or the price you talked about, 25 yuan a day to 15 yuan I agreed, no, 10 yuan it agreed......
"Forget it, I'll compile it for you, and besides, 25 yuan a day may not be enough." Brother Long said.
The dragon lizard demon has a Gordon in his heart, and he feels that he has to deduct his salary, don't deduct too much, and 10 yuan will follow him......
"Give you a daily wage of 50 yuan, and at the same level as a college student, you can come over." Brother Long finally sighed, thinking that it was no wonder that Qiao Shuya said that many alien demons would have survived in the human world if it weren't for the war.
Otherwise, District 2 would not have been able to unite so many aliens to work for them, and those aliens disguised as humans have a new name, called "bad people" or something.
And the dragon lizard demon was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and immediately became ecstatic.
It has brains, but not much, all the information about human society that has not been to human society is heard from the brother-in-law of his seventh aunt and eight aunts, and the demon says that human society can have endless fresh meat for 25 yuan a day, and living in this subspace where birds don't, it naturally thinks that 25 yuan is a lot.
Even for it, an S-level dragon lizard demon, it is not possible to have meat every day, many alien demons can't eat it, and many alien demons have tribes, so it is basically in a state of starvation for 8 meals in three days, and from time to time it goes crazy to steal the nectar of the fungus tree to survive.
It thinks that it is a dragon species, and it can only survive by stealing vegetarian dishes like egg yolk pie and eating mushroom honey, does it not want to lose face?
But in the human world, with a minimum income of 25 yuan a day, even the lowest workers have a daily salary of more than 80 yuan a day, except for college students, college students are only about half of the value of the bottom workers.
The most luxurious imagination of the turtle alien who has lived in subspace all his life only thinks that there is endless meat to eat and clean water to drink every day is heaven.
And when Brother Long stretched out his hand, the dragon lizard demon also saw the regulations on the contract.
A total of four It looked at it, it was no different from nothing, and decisively signed it, and then the next moment, it disappeared in place and became Brother Long's left hand.
And after that, the skin on Kiryu Ryoma's left hand began to crack a little, and the skin seemed to have turned into a mutation like scales, but after all, it was only this step, and it didn't let Brother Long grow scales directly.
He also breathed a sigh of relief, to be honest, he was also very unconfident, after all, it was a technology that had not been tested too many times, even Kiryu Ryoma felt that if this thing failed, then the alien demon might directly start to invade his body.
But fortunately, I succeeded, and I was able to use this as an example for other students.
"Director, let's take a look, it is said that the demon after the contract will be affected by the host and make changes and adjustments to its body, and your heart is like filling it with energy, let it come out and take a look." Yuan Zhiai asked directly.
What she likes to watch the most now is to judge everyone's hearts based on their alien demons.
Especially if you have made a fool of yourself once, then you must make others even more ugly, otherwise you are not in vain?
Kiryu Ryoma didn't think too much about it, he began to fill the dragon lizard demon with energy, just like filling cream puffs when he was working in a cake shop, and soon, a three-meter-tall dragon monster appeared in front of everyone's eyes.
The next moment, however, everyone was shocked.
The dragon lizard demon in front of him is actually more like a dragon man, three meters tall, the muscles on his body are bulging, his rickety body is supported by two thick thighs, his arms are very long, and he looks like a gorilla.
However, this tough guy dragon man who is more than three meters tall is wearing a maid outfit, not the conservative maid of the Victorian period, but the low-cut, miniskirt of the two-dimensional, slightly decorated shoulders, and a maid outfit that shows the navel eyes.
But this outfit is worn on the dragon muscle guy who is more than three meters tall at this time, and it is really like the brothers and nobles in the new Nippori have changed into bunny girls and gave you a flying kiss for a whole year.
"Is this your human clothes? Some of them are not used to it, and for us, scale armor is the most comfortable clothing. The dragon demon looked at the white-rimmed maid outfits on his body, and he didn't know what they represented.
"It's not like that! Listen to me! Brother Long instantly retracted the dragon lizard demon and immediately explained.
"Mmmm, we know, we all understand......" Qiao Shuya silently took a step back.
Everyone else has taken a step back.
Brother Long: "......"
Damn, the alien demon who was born evil revealed his XP as soon as he came out!
This is the end of the episode, and the group began to continue to look for a demon suitable for other people, but this time it was not so lucky, and then it took most of the day to act, and the strongest demon encountered was only at the level of A-level, or a fungus demon, the weakest kind.
And just when a few people set up camp and were ready to rest for the day.
A fungus demon hurried to a castle, and said, "Go and inform the Demon King, we have seen traces of humans, humans, humans are coming!" It's still the monster with the blue fire in its hands! ”
It used to be a demon begging for a living in the territory of the Fear Demon King, so it naturally learned that the territory was densely packed with rumors about the blue fire monster, and at that time, the demons had nightmares that the blue fire monster was still chasing them and riding horses.
But today, it was absolutely not mistaken, the blue fire monster that destroyed the Demon King Territory came out again!
And now, there is no demon king in the territory of the Dreaded Demon King, and the surrounding border is occupied by another dragon demon king, the dragon demon king is said to be a new demon king who has not been promoted for many years, and it is naturally not comparable to the old demon king, but these demons are already lost dogs, so naturally they have no choice.
"Come in." Inside the palace, a deep voice was heard.
The Spore Demon walked in and saw a ...... that wasn't so much a dragon Instead, it is more like a fat lizard, and when it sits on the throne, the fat on its belly is as huge as a ball.
But the fungus demon didn't dare to look at it more, it just said: "Enlighten Demon King, I saw the human team with my own eyes, and I saw them beat a dragon lizard to the ground, and then maybe drag it to the human world to become a slave!" And the blue fire monster is simply terrifying, and the demon king collar was destroyed at the hands of that monster before. ”
The Dragon Demon King leaned back tactically, but to be honest, he was still a little weak in his heart.
Then, with a roll of its eyes, it said, "You say they're taking our fellow citizens and then want to be slaves, not just kill?" ”
"Yes, yes......"
The Dragon Demon King's heart turned, and he immediately thought of a foolproof plan, to let some of his subordinate elites infiltrate the human world as slaves, let them become traitors and undercover agents, and when the time comes, they should cooperate with the outside and the outside, and let them open the door of the subspace when they see the human high-level, and when the time comes, they should cooperate with the inside and the outside, and wipe out the high-level human beings.
Isn't it beautiful?
In the war between humans and alien demons, alien demons have been suppressing human beings, and the only victory of human beings may be just Qiao Shuya's flipping of the table in Romania and cleaning up the alien demons all over the world.
In this way, the Dragon Demon King thought of a brilliant way to defeat the human race from the inside, and it immediately said: "Pass my order, order a team of warriors to pretend to be a hunting team, and then be met by a human by chance, and then coax a little, don't be killed, and just blend into the human world!" ”
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Even after a night of eating and sleeping in the open, Qiao Shuya and his party were still unlucky the next day, and they didn't see a suitable demon.
One of the episodes, several of them brought a lot of snacks with them, after all, they came to the subspace wilderness to survive, and everyone brought a lot of high-calorie gadgets, and Qiao Shuya was even more heavyweight, and his zoo was simply stuffed with a container of snacks and coke.
And when the dragon lizard demon saw that Ao Zhi Yuan Zhiai and a few days alone came out for a walk with a small milk dog in his arms, he also wanted to come out to eat together, and then he was thrown a bag of egg yolk pie.
After eating the egg yolk pie, the dragon lizard demon was instantly stupid, crying while eating the egg yolk pie, and directly showed off the whole package.
So it's said that it's a turtle alien, and I'm happy to eat an egg yolk pie.
On the second day, when the few people were still preparing for the next hunt, Qiao Shuya suddenly felt something.
In the distance, on his minimap, there was a large cloud of red dots, densely packed, at least there were close to 10 alien demons, and all of them were powerful aliens above the S-level, and there were even super-S-level existences.
"There is a situation ahead, a large number of strange demons have appeared." Qiao Shuya also frowned, he felt that he had broken into the territory of the demon king again, and now he actually saw the demon king passing by, and it is estimated that the demon king will have to love a few big mouths before he can leave.
But he still kept his vigilance, otherwise if he ran into a guy with the same strange abilities as the Blood Demon King, he might overturn.
Then, a few people saw a team of alien demons that seemed to be out hunting, including dragon lizard demons, three-headed hellhounds carrying prey on their backs, devouring demons that seemed to be long-legged anglerfish, and even mantis demons that seemed to be alien armors.
A group of alien teams met with Qiao Shuya and a few people, and for a moment, the saber rattled ......
Everyone was short of breath at this time, and on the opposite side was a squad of 8 alien demons, all of whom were S-level, this lineup made everyone nervous, and they had already thought of a lot, and I am afraid that it would be a tough battle next.
However, the guy from the alien team on the other side slowly retreated, and seemed to be more scared than humans, the three-headed dog of hell, although it had only just reached the level of S-rank, but it was not enough to hold its tail, right?
"Hehe, good guy, all of a sudden everyone is complete, and it is estimated that there are more." Qiao Shuya muttered.
They still have 4 children on their side who don't have aliens, and there are 8 on the other side.
"Run!" There was a shout from the Alien Squad.
In an instant, the demons all ran away quickly, although it was acted, but this time it really scared a few people.
And Qiao Shuya had no intention of letting them go at all, saying, "Don't move around here." ”
After speaking, a war horse formed by the convergence of holy light immediately condensed around him, and then the next moment, Qiao Shuya rode this war horse.
"All the people in the world are Hamas! Guan Gong is also Hamas! With Qiao Shuya's words, the Holy Light War Horse seemed to grow wings, and in an instant, Qiao Shuya got on the horse, and then the others saw that there seemed to be a meteor crossing the sky.
"What's this?" Brother Long looked at the meteors that kept falling, they were not meteorites, but totem poles inserted in the ground one by one, and even at this time, the totem poles seemed to be rubbing milk out, and each of them felt that they were strengthened.
The meteor pierced the sky, like the Nine Heavens Milky Way, and at this time, in this gray subspace, it was like a thunderbolt descending into the world, whether it was the human side or the alien side, they were all dumbfounded.
Qiao Shuya didn't care at all, and rushed up on a war horse.
The alien team also panicked for a moment, they were originally acting, but when a totem pole smashed in front of them and exploded a large amount of thunder and holy light to blow them up.
They immediately understood why the Demon King didn't let them resist, this resistance is a hammer!
Then they turned their heads and saw the horses that had been full of light rushing towards them, and they were terrified. At this time, it is no longer acting, but really taking out the strength to eat milk and running away.
The hanger is still chasing me! Horse-stepping!
"Buzz!" The speed of the Holy Light War Horse broke through the two-fold sound barrier, and it caught up with them in an instant, and then the countless chains in Qiao Shuya's hand hit them one by one, and then they were simply set one by one like a man on a horse.
The demons struggled here, and then found themselves like rice dumplings, and then they were dragged behind by the war horse, and they were immediately stupid as if they felt Adou behind the Nagasaka slope.
Qiao Shuya didn't let them wait long, it was only less than a quarter of an hour's effort, and eight alien demons were neatly dragged behind the war horse, which were coiled like maggots, and they were still struggling and squirming on the ground.
"Do you surrender or not? Sign a contract with us? Qiao Shuya also felt that these sub-demons were very backbone, and they didn't even say a word just now, ready to do it again.
The demons immediately erected a French flag and said loudly, "We voted!" Don't turn it upside down, don't turn your mouth upside down! ”
(End of chapter)