Fat sister-in-law shares her experience of modifying a bike.

Someone collected discarded bicycles, she was curious, and asked why, the man said casually, and rode a donkey instead, the speaker had no intention of listening, and the fat sister-in-law pondered.

"Isn't this just half a bicycle welded with a few pipes? We can do it too! I went to Lao Zhang's unit to learn electric welding, borrowed an electric welding machine and took a tube, and I studied it in a week! ”

Rutang gave a thumbs up, she felt that only one was not enough to respect, so she rushed at her sister-in-law's vigorous spirit, whether she would make a fortune in the future, Rutang didn't believe it.

Yu Yaoyang pedaled the donkey upside down and took Rutang to pull things, Rutang sighed:

"Sister-in-law can handle it."

"You've taken a fancy to someone else's upside-down donkey, right?" Yu Yaoyang said a word that broke the sky.

"I do like her craft, but what I admire more is her positive spirit, and I see the drive of a northern woman in her."

Hardworking, strong, independent, bold, and a little shrewdness that is not annoying, Rutang does not shy away from it, she likes people with such a character very much.

"Let me think about it for a few days, and I can figure it out, and this thing is not difficult." Yu Yaoyang heard her praise others like this, and the little sour bubbles in her heart gurgled and gurgled.

Why didn't she praise him?

"You have so many merits that I can't boast about them. It's just that we must also maintain an empty cup mentality, recognize the advantages of others, and constantly improve ourselves. ”

"What's the empty cup mentality?" Yu Yaoyang was curious.

"Once upon a time, there was a person with high attainments in Buddhism who went to visit the old Zen master, and the apprentice of the Zen master received him, but he looked down on others and felt that the apprentice was not worthy of talking to him, so the old Zen master received him respectfully, and kept pouring water for him, and the water was full, and the old Zen master did not stop, and continued to pour. Brother Yaoyang, what did you think of through this story? ”

"When the old Zen master goes to the toilet, he may pee on his trouser legs."

“？？？” What is this special meow answer, such as Tang Meng.

"Look, the water is full, and it's still pouring all the time, what does that mean? The hand is not good, and when the gate is opened and the water is released, it may not be right, and there is a high probability of wetting on the trouser leg. ”

"Emma." Rutang held her forehead, she was wrong, she shouldn't have discussed philosophy with him.

"If I don't imitate it for you, you see, his hands must be trembling-" Yu Yaoyang held the handlebar with one hand, and the other hand began to imitate the old man's hand trembling.

"You don't have to imitate me!"

Rutang didn't go around in circles, and directly finished the second half of the story.

"The man asked the Zen master why you are still pouring water when he is already full of water, and the Zen master replied that since you already think that you have a high level of Dharma attainment, why do you still come to me to ask for advice?"

This big string almost didn't tell her about the lack of oxygen in the brain, and the punctuation marks were too late to use!

"What are you doing so fast?" Yu Yaoyang raised his eyebrows.

"I'm afraid I'll pause, and you'll gag." Give her a whole sentence of Zen master diaper feet, she will really break the defense.

"Hahaha, you're going to laugh Lao Tzu to death."

"......" Rutang has been with him for half his life, but he still can't understand his strange jokes, obviously he is very funny, okay!

"When I say this, I actually feel that people like Aunt Wang, who herself have not had a good life, but arrogantly looks down on the peasants."

"Are you angry because she looks down on the peasants, or are you angry because she looks down on Lao Tzu?" Yu Yaoyang's words broke the sky, and Rutang's face turned red.

Nasty guy, why are you so smart?

"Did you hear us talk?" Rutang asked, she remembered that when she was on the line with Aunt Wang, he was not there.

"Still listening? When we went out, her face stinked as if it had been washed with water from a dung pit, and it stinked terribly, and it must have been her broken mouth that made you ask to move immediately with such a good temper. ”

Although Yu Yaoyang likes to tease Rutang, it doesn't mean that he is a careless man.

"Actually, I'm not too gentle ......" Rutang blushed a little, "You didn't ask us why we were fighting, how do you know that I am the one who is responsible?" ”

"Do you need to ask? It's her fault for making you unhappy, Lao Tzu is marrying a daughter-in-law and not a Bodhisattva, if you don't like it, scold, scold me, I'll beat her for you. ”

Yu Yaoyang made it clear whether he helped his relatives or not, he didn't care who took care of him at all, he only cared about whether his future daughter-in-law was happy.

While speaking, he had already arrived at Accountant Wang's house.

Aunt Wang was standing at the door, cross-legged, scolding her neighbors at the top of her throat:

"Nowadays, rural people are becoming more and more disagreeable, born in the countryside, they should accept their fate to farm, and if they don't work well, they want to go to the city to make money, which is to take the capitalist line!"

Rutang heard Aunt Wang'er's harsh voice from a distance, and it seemed that she was unbalanced after being scolded by her, and asked her neighbors to say that she and Yu Yaoyang.

"Aunt Wang, why do you have such a big opinion on the peasants?" The neighbors listened to her as a "rural person", and some of them couldn't stand it.

"My relatives in the countryside are good, often send us food, in recent years, many factories in the city are in a recession and cannot pay wages, people in the countryside have land to grow and there is no shortage of food and drink, and life is not worse than ours." The other neighbor couldn't stand it either.

Who doesn't have a few rural relatives? Going back a few generations, who is not rural?

Aunt Wang saw that the neighbors were not on her side, and her voice was raised.

"I hate farmers because my rural relatives are too disagreeable, so I said that a distant cousin of mine married into the city, and her man was the head of the workshop, and she was obviously assigned a job for her, and she didn't do it as a good worker, so she had to pick up the rags while she had nothing to do after work, and she was not ashamed? Last time I saw her come out with a bunch of iron pipes and a broken car! She's just like the two rural people who tossed my family, and sooner or later she will have to be caught! These rural people don't have a good thing! ”

Aunt Wang gritted her teeth, and when she thought of that fat cousin, she became angry.

When her man was young, he almost got engaged to that cousin, and then the two of them didn't work out by chance, but after so many years, her man has never forgotten his cousin.

After her cousin entered the city, her man praised her intentionally or unintentionally, saying that her cousin would live a life, raised a lot of chickens and ducks, and there were always endless eggs at home, and the eggs would be distributed to neighbors if they couldn't be eaten.

"I wish God would open my eyes and thunder and kill these restless rural people! Yes!!! ”

As soon as Aunt Wang'er finished speaking, Yu Yaoyang's bicycle hit her back.

The speed of the car was controlled, and it slowly and leisurely crashed over, the damage was not big and the insult was very strong, so frightened that Aunt Wang screamed and crashed straight into the wall.

Several of the neighbors she was talking to were stupid.

I saw that the young man riding the bicycle was handsome, and he had a dimple on his face when he smiled, and the girl who followed him was slim, a pair of handsome men and beautiful women.

"I'm sorry, my car is faster than God, maybe it also has a little bit of its own thoughts, and it wants to hit it when it sees a cheap mouth."

Yu Yaoyang spread his hands, the person hit by the bicycle, what does it matter to him Yu Yaoyang?