Chapter 44 homophonic stalk deduction money
"Didn't you borrow a kettle?" Hao Mei saw that her daughter came back empty-handed, and couldn't help asking.
"My sister-in-law isn't at home, and I don't want to talk to her."
Hao Mei didn't doubt him, nodded, then use a small pot to boil it a few more times.
The reason why Hao Mei didn't think much about it was that this atmosphere was relatively conservative, and Rutang was a big girl in the end, and it was normal to keep a distance from men.
Rutang wanted to tell her mother about Lao Zhang, but after thinking about it, she couldn't talk about it.
After all, Lao Zhang just glanced at her chest with greasy eyes, and didn't insult her in words and actions, if she told her mother everything, her mother would not be able to be a neighbor with Lao Zhang in the future.
Rutang suppressed the displeasure in her heart, went out to boil water, she sat in front of the stove and fanned the fire, Lao Zhang actually came out of the house, came to the stove, and had nothing to say.
At first, the first few sentences were still normal household words, and the further back on, the more wrong it became.
"Sister Rutang, I heard that you are getting married, right? You are so thin, I'm afraid it's not easy to conceive a child, my relatives are as thin as you, and they don't have milk to give birth to a child. Lao Zhang said as he glanced at Rutang's chest, and after the glance, he said something that wanted to cover up.
"I often talk about these things with married female colleagues in the workshop, do you care about women comrades?"
Hao Mei was packing up in the house, and she didn't hear the conversation outside, Rutang sat on the bench and fanned her fan, her face sank.
It seems that her feeling is right, this Lao Zhang is not a good thing, where does he care, he obviously came over to test her bottom line.
If she was a little girl with no social experience, she might really be scared and overwhelmed.
There are a lot of middle-aged men who like to say this kind of side-scraping joke, and when they turn their faces when they are angry with him, he will put on a face, ah, why don't you joke at all, as if the woman is making a fuss.
When encountering this kind of old fritter in the workplace, they were taken advantage of by others, and many simple and kind little girls who had just entered the society did not dare to attack, so they could only pretend not to understand.
Lao Zhang saw that Rutang looked white and clean and looked like a good girl, and heard his daughter-in-law say that Rutang was a high school student who had just come out of school, and preconceived that she was a girl with no social experience.
Rutang knew in his heart that if she pretended to be deaf and dumb this time, next time Lao Zhang seized the opportunity, he might be able to tell her pornographic jokes.
Lao Zhang didn't know that Rutang had seen through his face, and seeing that Rutang didn't speak, he really started a "joke" that had no bottom line and was not funny.
Facing Rutang's thin body, he pretended to be a merry and talented man, and even chanted his own poems.
"Little sister Rutang, are you thin? Skinny horse, the little skinny horse that ran out of Dali Village~ What do you think of Brother Zhang's writing, if I hadn't been born at the right time, and I didn't take the college entrance examination when I was studying, maybe we could have been a college student, hahaha! ”
After speaking, he consciously and humorously wiped his oily head and laughed to himself.
Skinny horse, this is not a good word, it was used in ancient times to describe a young prostitute.
Lao Zhang dared to say this, on the one hand, he felt that Rutang couldn't understand, on the other hand, he felt that even if Rutang could understand, he was embarrassed to reply to him in person, even if Rutang dared to reply to him, he would say with an innocent expression on his face, what I said was that the clothes you are wearing are skinny size, thin size, the little girl's family, can't make any jokes.
Rutang looked at him smiling so happily, and opened his mouth to scold: "Zhang Xun big cockroach, is it cheap?" Eunuch, Zhang Xun eunuch from the candy factory. ”
Lao Zhang's smile froze on his face, his big name is Zhang Xun, he uses homophonic stalks, and Rutang also uses homophonic stalks.
Lao Zhang relied on his greasy jokes to take advantage of the big girls and little daughters-in-law in the factory, and this was the first time he met an opponent.
After Rutang finished speaking, he repeated it angrily, and even stretched out his fingers to count, lest Zhang Yan was not angry enough, and every word was bitten very clearly.
"Eunuch Zhang Xun from the candy factory, I use as many words as you, I may not be as literary and allusive as you, you will just listen, Brother Zhang, why is your expression not very good, you won't think too much, right? I just hate cockroaches, the animal one. ”
The last sentence, it's okay not to explain, but it almost made Zhang Xun angry to death, but he couldn't have a seizure.
What Rutang said, isn't it the usual words he used when he bullied other little girls, he used joking methods to take advantage, and Rutang also used joking methods to scold back, making him so angry that he couldn't say anything wrong.
I could only stand up with a black face and walk towards the house, Rutang sighed.
At this point, you still want to run to her to take advantage? Slag.
As soon as Rutang boiled the water, Li Hua came back, carrying a bundle of traditional Chinese medicine, wrapped in a small package of yellow paper, one pack is a day, and there are several packets in a bundle, looking like he wants to drink continuously.
"Here, grab some popcorn!" Li Hua opened the cloth bag in his hand, and there was popcorn that had just popped out of the steaming steam, which would be brought over by himself to be processed, just give some processing fees.
Li Hua is refreshing, and he also fell in love with Rutang, and if there is something delicious, he wants Rutang to taste it.
Rutang saw that Li Hua was so good, and then thought about the greasy old Zhang just now, and his heart was blocked.
It's a flower stuck in cow dung.
Lao Zhang came out of the house and shouted angrily at Li Hua: "What are you doing?" I know that I am out there all day long, so come back and cook quickly! ”
As soon as Rutang heard it, he knew that this was the fire that he had just scolded his eunuch on his sister-in-law.
"Didn't I take the medicine, what are you yelling about, this is cooking." Li Hua grabbed a large handful of popcorn stuffed into Rutang's pocket from the bag and entered the house in a hurry.
As soon as the door closed, there was a clanging sound inside.
The two of them fought.
Zhang Hao took advantage of the topic to play and sprinkled all his anger on Li Hua, Li Hua was also a violent temper, seeing that he had been unrelenting, he rolled up his sleeves and him, and the two were torn together, Li Hua relied on his fat strength and pressed Zhang Hao to the ground and beat him.
"Ah, shall we go and pull a rack?" Hao Mei came out and heard the fight in the main house, and asked her daughter worriedly.
"It's okay to go check it out." Rutang was about to go with her mother, the door of the main house opened, Zhang Hao rushed out with a panda eye, and walked out of the door without looking back.
Li Hua chased it out, still carrying a feather duster in her hand, she grabbed the head of the feather duster, and shouted at Zhang Hao's back with a wooden handle:
"If you have the ability, die outside and don't come back!"
Zhang Xun turned his head and pointed at her and scolded: "Chickens who can't lay eggs, Lao Tzu will leave you sooner or later!" ”
Li Hua grabbed a feather duster and chased after him, and Zhang Xun knew that he couldn't beat it and ran away.
"Deflated calf thing!" Li Hua chased to the door and scolded, and when Lao Zhang's figure disappeared at the end of the road, she leaned against the door, the pungent look on her face faded, leaving a gloomy place.