Burning paper? Zhang's mother is blind, what's the situation?

"Aren't you the old lady who has become a yellow skin, I know you well!" Yu Yaoyang looked familiar, pointed at Zhang's mother and said.

"....... what?"

"Don't deny it, it's you, Grandma Huang San, I recognize, you see, the sharp-beaked monkey gills, and this high cheekbones that don't use knives to kill, and a pair of triangular eyes with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, doesn't this have the face of a weasel? Hey, don't be in a hurry to deny it, look at the corners of your mouth, it's still stained with chicken feathers! ”

"Poof!" Rutang didn't hold back.

He ran here to say that cross talk is coming?

These words are all figured out, like a smooth mouth, quite rhyming, and very annoying.

"You scolded me for looking like a yellow skin?!" Zhang's mother can be regarded as reacting, this stinky boy, yin and yang are weird to her!

"How can I scold, don't I make an objective evaluation of your appearance, Amitabha Buddha Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother quickly show their magical powers, and accept this old weasel essence who steals chickens!" Yu Yaoyang folded his hands in a matter-of-fact manner, and he was angry and did not pay for his life.

Dare to say that his daughter-in-law is a vixen, can he bear it?

"Old lady, when Nuwa Niangniang pinched the villain, others were good at it, just you, biaji, the face was on the ground, and you fell with a sloppy roasted sweet potato, you are sloppy, but it's not your fault that you're ugly, isn't it over if you live strongly, you have to covet a girl who is prettier than you, isn't this self-deprecating? What's the matter, if you sour my daughter-in-law a few words, you can become good-looking? ”

Yu Yaoyang is a crazy output again, and he didn't give Zhang's mother a chance to return the favor at all, Zhang's mother is also a senior veteran in the shrew world, and she has been domineering all her life, where has she ever suffered this loss?

As soon as Yu Yaoyang was ventilated, his blood pressure went up, and he pushed his son and said, "Go, teach this kid a lesson!" ”

"Sister Hua, you hide." Rutang saw that Yu Yaoyang kept aiming at the trash can, and with a very prescient prompt, he pulled Li Hua away from afar.

"Boy! Who are you awesome with? Lao Tzu was a militia back then, and Lao Tzu practiced stabbing and stabbing! Thrust stab! Thrust stab~~~" Zhang Hao said as he gestured.

This thrust stabbing is a preparatory gun training in militia training, and when it is performed, it is to step forward, rush forward with both hands, and shout to rush one step at a time.

Even Hao Mei, who didn't understand anything, saw it, and lowered her voice and asked Rutang: "Doesn't he look very powerful?" ”

Zhang Xun performed a funny stabbing while moving towards Yu Yaoyang in small steps, I didn't know, I thought he was casting spells in Yaoyang.

Yu Yaoyang swept over, and the garbage cans full of garbage weighing hundreds of catties were swept aside, and Zhang Hao, who was still moving forward quietly, jumped up.

"Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, come and practice?" Move your wrist in the sunshine and hook your fingers.

Zhang Xun knew at a glance that this guy was a real practitioner, he couldn't afford to provoke him, and he didn't care about the stabbing show, and he didn't even want his wife, so he turned around and ran.

The action is amazing, and he turned around and shouted while running: "Mom, I'm here to attract the enemy's fire, you go quickly!" I cover, you run! ”

"......" Rutang was speechless for a while.

Hao Mei understood again, turned her head and asked her future son-in-law: "Did he lose his own mother and run away by himself?" ”

Cover up a fart, this is clearly a shameless absconding!

Yu Yaoyang accepted the recruitment, nodded at his mother-in-law, and then turned his head to ask Li Hua, who was also speechless: "Sister Hua, what do you like about this seed?" If this guy is in wartime, he will properly defect to the enemy and commit treason. ”

Li Hua nodded, she also felt that it was too embarrassing to be a husband and wife with this kind of bastard, a manly man, even if he couldn't beat him, how could he leave his own mother?

Even if Zhang's mother is a little bit of a diaphragm, but then she responds, she is also his own mother, why is she embarrassed to run.

"Li Hua, you this, you this-you don't respect your elders!" When Zhang's mother saw that her son had run away, her momentum instantly lost by half, and she didn't dare to rush at Yu Yaoyang, so she tried to sprinkle fire on Li Hua.

"Auntie, people's respect is mutual, you bully my sister like this without the support of her mother's family, Yangyin jokes." Rutang was so angry that he didn't speak Mandarin, and the dialects ran out.

"Li Hua! You wait for me! Seeing that there were many people on Rutang's side, Zhang's mother didn't dare to continue to bully her daughter-in-law, so she left a cruel word and ran away.

"I'm going to chase after her and give her two kicks?" Yu Yaoyang's eyes when he looked at Rutang were full of eagerness, Zhang's mother was such an old lady, in Dali Village, he could kick Fei Qi with one kick.

"Forget it, on a happy day, we'll be bad luck kicking that unlucky thing." Rutang knows how to coax people, and he told Yu Yaoyang honestly in one sentence.

"Thank you for today's event." Li Hua said weakly, and pulled the corners of his mouth as he endured the discomfort.

When she just enjoyed the farce of the Zhang family's mother and son, she felt very relieved, but after this anger went out, she felt very empty in her heart.

"Sister Hua, what do you plan to do in the future?" Rutang asked.

"Let's go, I can't go on, he has been with that woman for more than a year, and they have been together for more than a year, I don't even know ......" Li Hua's heart was like a knife when he thought of this.

"I'm sorry, Sister Hua, I saw it yesterday afternoon, and I didn't think about how to tell you......" Rutang said guiltily to Li Hua.

Li Hua nodded in understanding.

"I'm grateful for your willingness to help me, I understand you."

It's really hard for outsiders to open their mouths when they break through adultery, and if they don't say it well, they will get into a lawsuit.

The little couple sent people back, and Li Hua knew that they were going to get the certificate today, so he said that he was fine, and asked them not to delay the big thing because of her.

Rutang actually wanted to talk to her, and seeing that Li Hua looked like she wanted to be quiet, she left intimately first, telling her mother not to disturb Li Hua and let her be quiet alone.

When Li Hua has passed this strength, it will be better to enlighten her again, Rutang always feels that the mother and son of the Zhang family are hiding some secrets, and the whole thing has a strange taste.

Tossing in the morning, Yu Yaoyang was already impatient, he couldn't wait to grow wings and fly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate quickly, seeing that Rutang was not in a hurry, he was a little anxious, and he was embarrassed to urge Rutang in front of Hao Mei, so he went back and forth in the house.

"Brother Yaoyang, this is for you." Rutang picked up a set of clothes from the side of the bed and handed it to him, fortunately, last night's fire didn't burn into the house, otherwise her mind wouldn't have been able to send it out.

"What is this?" Yu Yaoyang took it, and looked a little familiar with the material, isn't this the gray material she bought?

"Well, I made you a pair of pants and a vest, and I also made a strap skirt, you see." Rutang showed him his own.

"Why is this still the same color?" Hao Mei looked at it from the side and felt quite novel.

"Well, it's called a couple's outfit."

Couple...... The corners of Yu Yaoyang's mouth rose wildly, these two words sounded really easy to cause people extreme comfort.