Chen Fu's "tragic" encounter provided Rutang and his wife with a good mood for the day.

Hao Mei found that since she moved out, she was getting farther and farther away from Xianhui, and when she heard that Chen Fu was unlucky, she didn't have any sympathy, and she was even refreshed, and her face was full of light.

Li Hua had to ask when he saw her, what kind of alabaster did she wear, why are you so energetic?

It is difficult for Hao Mei to describe where her happy mood at the moment comes from, this kind of unlucky happiness of a scumbag predecessor is difficult to experience without experiencing it herself.

Fortunately, Li Hua soon felt this happiness, and became Li Hua in good spirits, and Zhang Hao, who was about to become his predecessor, was unlucky.

Zhang Xun listened to Yu Yaoyang's flickering, got up early in the morning and came to the fortune-telling place that was said to be very accurate, and lined up in front of everyone, wanting to consult how to treat his infertility.

This house was actually found by Li Hua in advance, borrowed it from a friend for a few days, and cleaned it up.

Rutang and his party went out after listening to Chen Fu's adventures in the dung pit at home, and after a little delay on the road, Yu Yaoyang saw that there was a peach cake that had just come out of the pot, so he had to queue up to buy two packs.

One package for his mother, and one package for his daughter-in-law.

Half an hour later, the three of them entered the courtyard through the back door and dressed up Xiaoyue, and Rutang confirmed that the tape recorder under the table was working normally and everything was ready.

She followed Yu Yaoyang to hide in the next room, Xiaoyue took square steps to open the door, and as soon as the courtyard door opened, Zhang Xun was the first to rush in.

"You're the master?" Zhang Xun looked Yu Yaoyue up and down.

The master was tall and strong, wearing a hat and sunglasses, a beard, and a sauce-colored gown, and he always looked at him and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

"Uh-huh." Xiaoyue remembered what her sister-in-law taught, don't open your mouth if you can, and talk less, so that there is a sense of mystery.

Zhang Xun followed him into the house, the room was empty, and a table was set up, if Zhang Xun looked carefully, he could see that this place was different from the home of ordinary gods.

There is neither an incense burner nor an offering to Baojiaxian, and there are no messy feng shui paintings on the wall, just a wall calendar.

Zhang Xun was full of cracking fertility, and he didn't care about it, and he didn't even see any suspicions.

Xiao Yue followed the script given to him by Rutang, raised her hand to stop Zhang Xun from speaking, pinched her fingers in a matter-of-fact manner, and made a fortune calculation.

"You're here to ask for a son, aren't you?"

"Master, you're too smart!" Zhang Xun couldn't wait to kneel on the ground and bow down, and he was extremely excited, feeling that he had met a master.

He didn't even open his mouth, and the master knew what he was going to do.

"Well, let me do the math, you're Chinese New Year's Eve two today, you belong to Xiaolong, right?"

"That's right! Ask the master for guidance! Zhang Xun got up from his chair excitedly.

Next door, Rutang secretly watched Zhang Hao's every move through the hole in the wall, there is a small hole in the wall of this room, the wall calendar is blocked, and the wall calendar is poked into a small hole in advance to ensure that Rutang can see this house.

Zhang Xun's attention was on begging for a son, and he didn't notice the mystery of the wall calendar.

"Tiger or not, this is being fooled?" Yu Yaoyang stood on the edge of Rutang and nibbled on cucumbers, complaining about Rutang's ears while gnawing.

With the fragrance of cucumber, the smell blows on Rutang's earlobe, numb and itchy.

Rutang scolded him with his elbow and signaled him to keep quiet when he saw the excitement.

There is also a recording next door, and the result of this recording directly determines Li Hua's happiness in the second half of his life, and he can't be sloppy.

"How many years have you been married to your daughter-in-law?" Satsuki asked.

"It's been 11 years, and she hasn't been able to conceive, it's her problem." Zhang Yan said hesitantly.

Xiao Yue's fat hand slapped on the table and scolded angrily: "Bold, you still don't tell the truth when you come to me?" Are you trying to hide it from a real bodhisattva? I see your servant's palace black, you lie! It's not that your daughter-in-law can't give birth at all, you didn't tell the truth! ”

"I misremembered the lines, why is this kid stupid?" Yu Yaoyang despised his younger brother while nibbling on cucumbers.

With just a few lines, this stupid roe deer who was chosen by the light can still pronounce it wrong!

The lines written by Rutang for him are based on the twelve signs of the face of the Mai God.

The best lie is three parts true and seven parts false, so that people can be decent.

This sentence should be "Your wife and concubine's palace is red, and your children's palace is black", Xiaoyue, a melon baby, cut corners when reciting lines, memorized indiscriminately, and pulled a slave palace out.

Giving birth to a child is not a pet, what is the matter with the slave palace? Yu Yaoyang despised the little fat man next door across a wall.

Zhang Xun would not believe Xiaoyue's foolish set if he had a little ink in his stomach, but unfortunately, Zhang Xun didn't understand it at all, what kind of slave palace is in the children's palace, it doesn't matter, just be able to have children.

"Master, you are too accurate, in fact, it is not my daughter-in-law's reason, it is my ....... my body, there is a bit of a problem." Zhang Xun's last sentence was quieter than that of mosquitoes.

It's worse than killing a wretched man to admit that he can't do it.

Xiaoyue was worried that the recording effect was not good, and she was afraid that this sentence would not be recorded, so she deliberately raised her volume and asked: "You make it clear, whose problem is it, what is the problem?" Be detailed, otherwise the real Bodhisattva will not bless you! ”

"It's because I'm sick, I can't have children, and I can't ....... anything about my time." Zhang Xun blushed and told the secret hidden in his heart, lest the "master" look down on him.

In fact, Xiaoyue's heart is full of question marks.

If you can't have children, he understands, what does it mean to have a long time?

My sister-in-law didn't tell him this line?

Xiaoyue is a smart child, but this baby who was selected by the light, this will only be 16, in this era when there is no network information, underdeveloped sex education, and no popularization, what is the length, the baby really doesn't understand, and I am confused.

Next door, Yu Yaoyang sighed twice, what is it, he understands!

"You look like you're proficient?" Rutang squinted at him, with a faint hint of murder in his eyes, and suddenly remembered that when the two of them first got married in their previous life, this guy looked very skilled.

It can't be that I tried it with a woman, right?

As soon as this idea came out, Rutang felt that his stomach was bubbling up, and a nameless fire rushed directly to his throat, and Yu Yaoyang's handsome face was not so handsome.

"Then why don't you be proficient, I've seen a lot of wild dogs—huh!" Before Yu Yaoyang finished his words, Rutang hit his head on his chest, and he was so angry that tears came out.

On weekdays, looking at the thin girl, she was quite strong when she hit someone, and she directly knocked Yu Yaoyang into a muffled sound.

Zhang Xun next door also heard it, and his face was full of doubts.

"Master, what's going on?"

"Uh-" Xiao Yuexin said, it's his second brother, can this tell you?

The young man's brain turned quickly, and he opened his mouth and came: "That's the roar of a real Bodhisattva!" Who dares you not to tell the truth? You recruit from the truth, otherwise the real Bodhisattva will not be able to save you with a thunderbolt! ”