Chapter 2 Soft Rice? If I don't eat soft rice, you're all going to be finished!

"You're really good at talking." The woman laughed, her smile was very bright, "Other women like you so much because of this!" ”

"Hahaha......" Lin Yuan felt the subtle change in his murderous aura, and laughed heartily, "Like me?" If they knew about my shortcomings, I don't think anyone would like me anymore. ”

"The downside? I don't think you have any shortcomings. The woman's smile became brighter and brighter, and the killing intent Lin Yuan felt became more and more terrifying.

"I'm a person with little love, and all of them add up, and it's only enough for one person." Lin Yuan exhausted the flirtatious sentences he had read, just to save the dog's life, "It's a pity that these loves already have owners." ”

"Oh? Who is it? The woman's fingers tapped into the void, and the freshly shattered table floated in mid-air, easily recovering.

"Far away, close at hand." Lin Yuan had cold sweat on his forehead, and he was talking about earthy love words with that terrifying murderous aura, and he felt extremely stressed.

"That's right......," the woman sighed softly, "My future husband only likes one person in the neighborhood, it seems ......"

Is this to be happy? I'll just say that my earthy love words must be a dimensionality reduction blow in this world! Lin Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, proud of saving his life!

"You can only erase this area, and if you kill them all, you should be able to kill the person you like as well!"

The woman said, her fingers raised, and a pale blue ball of energy appeared on her fingertips.

Just a little bit of breath leaked out made Lin Yuan feel extremely suffocated, if this energy ball fell, this area would probably disappear.

"Do you have to let me say that I only like you to understand?" Lin Yuan shouted in panic, at this moment, he gave up all earthy love words.

Because he found out that he wouldn't even say this thing! He's still the same clumsy straight man of steel he used to be, and he hasn't changed in the slightest.

"Oh, it's me, that's an honor!" The woman covered her face shyly and said with a contrived expression.

"......" saw Lin Yuan, who was facing the ball of light with his own eyes and disappeared directly, once again understood the strength of this woman.

"No, no, no, it's my honor to make me like you." Lin Yuan said dryly.

At this moment, he desperately wanted to become stronger and stronger than this woman.

It was his last shred of dignity as a man.

"That'...... You said it was your honor, so can you tell me what my name is? The woman said with a smile, and gave Lin Yuan another proposition.

What's her name? What the hell is her name!

Bastard who brought Lao Tzu into this world, can you write a few more words when you write a letter! You said he was a witch, so tell me her name! Aren't you afraid that I will be killed by the other party!

"A name is just a codename, so why should we cling to this meaningless code? Do you say yes, my beautiful, kind and gentle lady. After talking for a long time, Lin Yuan finally found a universal title.

He actually wanted to call the other party dear or something, but he felt numb to that one, so after thinking about it, it was better to call him Madame.

As for those prefixes, he just used words to remind the other party that he was a kind and gentle person.

"Hehehe...... You're an interesting person. The woman laughed, then grabbed Lin Yuan's shirt and lifted him up to her.

"Concubine, Ling Tianlan, above the heavens, overlooking the waves......"

"Ling Tianlan!"

A refreshing aroma came into Lin Yuan's nasal cavity, the first time in his life, he was so close to a woman, and he had actually done it before, but it was on the subway, in the space like canned caviar, there was not the slightest charm.

And now, being so close to a thrilling woman of thrilling beauty, no less terrifying, his heart involuntarily beat a few more times.

"My name is Lin Yuan, and I like your Lin Yuan." As soon as Lin Yuan finished speaking, he found that Ling Tianlan's face was red again, and her hands trembled slightly.

"I'll calm down and I'll come back to you later." As soon as the words fell, Ling Tianlan's figure disappeared, leaving Lin Yuan alone sitting by the window in confusion, watching the blood rain outside.

"Ahhh......h has been single for more than 30 years, once crossed, and directly mentioned a wife. Heh......" After being confused for a long time, he laughed.

"It feels pretty good." Thinking of Ling Tianlan's appearance, as well as his last shyness, he selectively forgot the ferocity of the other party.

He stretched out his hand to pick up the blood rain from the outside world, although it was very disgusting, but he inexplicably felt that this rain was very kind, as if it was because this rain was very appropriate.

The storm raged, and a few drops of rain blew in from the window and fell on the letter that Lin Yuan had left for him before.

The letter was slightly glowing, absorbing the dripping blood rain, Lin Yuan's heart moved when he saw this, and he directly put the letter outside the window.

As the rain of blood fell into the letters, the light of the letters shone brighter and brighter.

At a certain moment, the letter flashed suddenly, directly turning into a streamer of light and merging into Lin Yuan's body.

At the same time, Lin Yuan's mind also had a lot of more information.

"I can't think of it, I'm not done yet! I've set up a small mechanism for this letter, and as long as enough energy is flowing in, he'll hand over my hidden information to you. ”

"Although I don't know what kind of exercises you are practicing now, but I don't think it's a high-end product, after all, we are now in the end of the spirit realm, which is almost a wild area, if nothing else, I have now sucked all the energy of your recent cultivation away, and tell you, this is not to harm you, this is to help you, because the exercises that Lao Tzu wants to pass on to you are a perfect cultivation method."

"Immortal God and Demon Body, this is something that Lao Tzu got a long time ago, but unfortunately Lao Tzu can't cultivate, so he can only rely on you."

"Also, Ling Tianlan said before that I would let her be a dog, but I didn't do it, I just wore it back, did you do it? What does it feel like to be a dog? Hahaha, it should be nice to be a dog for someone who is a queen! ”

"I won't talk to you, you can cultivate slowly, this is my last message, bye-bye, little dog."

Strange as it may be, the letter seems to have misjudged something.

His predecessor was forced to be a dog by Ling Tianlan, but why did he marry her?

Also, is this predecessor sick in the brain? I have to suck up the energy of my own cultivation, and then let myself practice his exercises, what's the matter, Dou Po has seen too much, and plans to be an old grandfather in the ring?

Although he was complaining about these things, the other party still left some useful things, for example, this cultivation method "Immortal God and Demon Body".

"Nine turns of mortal body, transforming into gods and demons."

Sounds amazing.

Along with that message, there was also a seed of the "Immortal God and Demon Body", and when he finished reading this exercise, this seed also officially took root in his body.

According to the description of the exercise, this exercise is divided into nine turns, and each turn corresponds to a great realm of cultivation.

For example, the first turn corresponds to the forging period, and the completion of the five realms of forging the body's skin, flesh, muscles, bone marrow is a complete turn.

And now, although he has officially stepped into the transformation by relying on the seed left over from his predecessor, he has only just stepped into the realm of forging body, and he still belongs to the realm of refining skin.

In the terminology of online games, he is still a level 1 trumpet.

As for how to cultivate quickly, there is only one sentence in the exercises, "God is fought out, demons are beaten, and the path of cultivation is just one word, and it is over!" ”

"That's clearly four words!" Although Lin Yuan was complaining in his mouth, he clearly felt that his blood was beginning to boil again.

"Guest officer, please settle the account." Just when Lin Yuan's blood was boiling, the guy from the restaurant came over with a bill.

"Well, how much?" Lin Yuan touched his body, his muscles were strong and his body was strong, much stronger than the body he had worked out in his previous life.

"The food you ordered totaled thirty yuan, but your female companion injured our guest before, and you need to pay three hundred taels of gold." Xiao Er's voice gradually became indifferent, and at this moment, Lin Yuan realized that the other party looked at him with a strong hatred in his eyes.

After thinking for a while, Lin Yuan asked politely, "I...... Have you dug your ancestral grave? ”

"Huh?" Xiao Er was obviously stunned.

At this time, Lin Yuan glanced at the people around him and found that the guests here had changed a batch, and the people here were all strong men in uniform dress.

They all have one thing in common, they hate themselves.

"Ahhh......hh

But now, this world is so in line with his heart, he can start doing it without saying a word!

The hideousness turned into madness, and Lin Yuan slapped the junior two in front of him: "If you want to fight, just say it, what to play first and then soldier!" Lao Tzu is here now, you guys, if you can't beat me, I'll beat you down! ”

"Blanch! him! ”

"You're crazy about your horse!"

"Pretend to be you!"

The second floor of the restaurant instantly became chaotic, and dozens of strong men picked up the table and smashed it directly at Lin Yuan.

"Bang ......"

Lin Yuan's reaction speed was a little slower, and he was directly knocked down by several tables, and when he saw Lin Yuan fall to the ground, those strong men did not hesitate, and smashed the tables one after another towards Lin Yuan.

"Dare to move our young helper, who gave you the dog guts!"

"Today we are going to take your dog's head and sacrifice the spirit of our young helper in the sky!"

While smashing, the group of people shouted that one of the three strong men that Ling Tianlan had killed with one finger before was the son of the gang leader of a certain gang, and they came here to avenge the young gang leader.

"Bang Bang ......"

Falling to the ground, Lin Yuan covered his head with both hands, trying to minimize the area where he was beaten, but he was beaten, and he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"It's not the battle I remember!"

Bloody blood never comes from being beaten, only when you beat someone, the blood will boil!

"Hey, you guys, it's cool to beat me, right?"

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Lin Yuan suddenly got up and knocked down several strong men, and he finally stood up after being beaten for a long time.

"Now it's my turn to cool off!"