Chapter 5 I can't stay for a moment in this broken house
Crossing the second day, in the evening.
"Tianlan Tianlan, I'm here to sleep with you!" Holding the pillow and quilt, Lin Yuan happily knocked on Ling Tianlan's door.
"Huh?" Ling Tianlan opened the door in confusion and saw Lin Yuan holding the quilt and pillow with an excited face. She tilted her head and asked very seriously, "You say, you came to sleep with me?" ”
"yes, didn't you ask me if I wanted to marry you before? Didn't I already say it before......" Lin Yuan said very seriously, "As a husband and wife, there are some things that always have to be experienced, right?" ”
"Forehead...... Ling Tianlan held his forehead with one hand and looked at Lin Yuan with a smile and a smile. Although it hurts a little, the situation between us is like this walnut. ”
Ling Tianlan took out a walnut with a flick of her hand, and then, she gathered dust from the ground and condensed it into a mud column.
She took the mud cylinder and stabbed it at the walnut, which was intact, but the mud cylinder turned into a puddle of mud.
"Do you see what I mean?" Ling Tianlan looked at Lin Yuan, who was pale, and said jokingly.
"But walnuts can open a gap, even if it's dirt!" Lin Yuan said unadmittedly, for him, the description just now made it difficult for him to accept.
Looking at Lin Yuan, who refused to admit defeat, Ling Tianlan was also happy for the first time in a long time: "Are you talking about this situation?" ”
With a slight movement of her fingers, a crack appeared in the walnut, and she stabbed the dirt cylinder into the crack of the walnut.
Unfortunately, the dirt was dirt in the end, and except for a little dust that got into the walnuts, the rest was all broken.
Seeing Lin Yuan's signs of phantom pain, Ling Tianlan said with a smile: "Young man, you still have a great youth, there is no need to torture yourself like this!" ”
"You, you!" Lin Yuan took a few deep breaths to suppress his anger, he looked at the mud on the ground, grabbed it, and then slapped it on the walnut, "I'll sleep by myself tonight!" Leave the room to yourself! ”
"Hahaha......" As soon as Lin Yuan turned around, he heard Ling Tianlan's happy laughter behind him.
Lin Yuan, whose male self-esteem had been hurt, returned to his room angrily, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that he couldn't hear the other party's laughter.
Although it was strange to say this, after what had just happened, he could be sure that he was safe, and at the very least, his virgin body would not be threatened.
"I'm speechless, why should I feel lost!" Lying on the bed, Lin Yuan remembered Ling Tianlan's smiling expression just now, and couldn't help but feel a tightness in his chest again.
Isn't it just that you can't sleep with a beautiful young lady? Is Lao Tzu the kind of man who can't sleep without a pillow? I haven't survived more than 30 years of being single, how long has it been since I passed, how could I have expectations for that kind of woman!
"But she's so pretty! It must be very comfortable to sleep with your arms in your arms......"
In a daze, Lin Yuan still fell asleep holding the quilt.
Ling Tianlan's room.
Looking at Lin Yuan's sleeping appearance in the projection in front of her, there was also a little more nostalgia in her eyes, before she was hated by the people of this world, she was also pursued by the overlord of countless heavenly pride.
It's just a pity......
"Lin Yuan, it's a nice name."
"Do you want to go to his dream and see what he's thinking?"
"That's the other party's privacy, isn't it good to go!"
"He said that he would marry himself, even if he is his own person, it shouldn't be anything to go and see!"
Lin Yuan had a dream, in the dream, he returned to Lanxing, turned on his computer, and knew that he would cross over and planned to empty his hard drive.
However, as a matter of nostalgia, he was about to appreciate the teacher on the hard drive again, and when he couldn't learn Japanese, Ling Tianlan suddenly appeared and smashed his computer.
"Whew! Call! Call! Breathing in the cold air, Lin Yuan woke up from the nightmare, and the crazy woman directly picked up a machete and chased him for three streets, "This is obviously my dream!" Why is there that female demon! ”
"Sleep...... Sleep a fart! Lao Tzu doesn't sleep! As soon as he closed his eyes, he found that the other party was waiting for him with a knife, and Lin Yuan woke up from his dream again.
He simply stopped sleeping and began to study his own cultivation of the "Immortal God and Demon Body", and it was a night to study.
The next day, the morning dawned, Lin Yuan stretched his waist, although he didn't sleep all night, but after practicing all night, his spirit was better than after sleeping.
After practicing all night and consuming a lot of nutrients, he is now very hungry.
He consciously ran to the kitchen to cook, he has a strong learning ability, and now he can use the stove pit proficiently.
"I don't feel right, I don't seem to have crossed to be a full-time househusband. In other words, who is special meow's crossing is to be a full-time househusband! After Lin Yuan reacted, he was about to lose his temper when a kitchen knife flashing with cold light appeared from the void and slashed directly at the board.
"Lin Yuan, the kitchen knife before is not sharp, you try this one." Ling Tianlan's voice came from outside the room, the same as before, it seemed to be well-intentioned, but it was actually threatening.
"Huh...... Kitchen knife ......"
Lin Yuan put away his complaints and continued to chop vegetables honestly.
"The food I cooked today is quite delicious...... after Ling Tianlan praised it, he said to Lin Yuan mysteriously, "Lin Yuan, I have a divine weapon here, I don't know if you want it?" ”
"Divine soldiers?" There are three treasures in the otherworldly crossing, and the system is a legendary method. The system itself is gone, there is a set of exercises that claim to be able to achieve gods and demons in this aspect of the legendary law, and the divine soldier, she doesn't seem to have it at all, looking at Ling Tianlan's meaning, is she planning to give herself a divine soldier? "It's worthy of my wife, a divine soldier can ...... or anything Send ......"
Looking at the machete that Ling Tianlan took out, Lin Yuan's face became ugly, last night, he was chased by Ling Tianlan with this machete and cut down three streets!
"This knife is very powerful, no matter who you are, as long as you have unfaithful thoughts, you will be chased and cut by this machete, you see, how is it? Is this knife powerful? Ling Tianlan's expression was like that of a person selling strong pills on the street, with a teasing expression.
Not surprisingly, the other party has the ability to fall asleep.
This also proves that the other party already knows about the fact that he is crossing.
"Ling Tianlan!" Lin Yuan ate all his own food in two bites, burped, and said angrily under the inexplicable expression on the other party's face, "This broken family, I can't stay for a moment!" ”
After speaking, he put down the dishes and chopsticks and ran directly to the outside of the mansion.
"Hey, you haven't got your knife yet?" Ling Tianlan said with a smile behind her, looking at Lin Yuan who seemed to be running away, she smiled more and more brightly.
"The broken knife is for you!" As he spoke, Lin Yuan had already arrived outside the mansion.
"So, where am I?"
Within a radius of dozens of miles, there is nothing but forests.
Crowded? There was no human population at all.
Ling Tianlan's mansion was in the depths of a barren mountain, and this was originally just a barren land, because Ling Tianlan had come to the mansion.
"She's really amazing!" Thinking of the previous table turned to ashes and returned to its original state, the dishes directly turned into flying ashes, and he was able to enter his dream at night, Lin Yuan couldn't help but feel a trace of envy, although he didn't know why the other party was entangled with him, but there was one thing to say, for himself, the other party was really a bit overpowered.
"When you've gone through endless years, you're going to be so powerful." Ling Tianlan's voice sounded faintly from behind Lin Yuan.
"Endless years, how long is that?" For Ling Tianlan's elusive ability, Lin Yuan was no longer surprised.
"50,000 years, or 100,000 years, I can't remember." Ling Tianlan's arms gently wrapped around Lin Yuan's neck, "What do you think of an old monster like me?" ”
"Probably got a mountain of gold!" After Lin Yuan finished speaking, he felt Ling Tianlan's arm slowly tighten, and he hurriedly added, "We have a saying there, female juniors, hug gold bricks, you are so big with me, my gold bricks are paved with a mountain." ”
"Hmm...... And then what? No woman likes to be told her age, and Ling Tianlan was no exception, her arms tightened again, and this time, Lin Yuan felt that his breathing had become difficult.
"And then? I love gold so much! Are you older than me? No, that's experience, it's the observation and experience of this rolling red dust! Lin Yuan seized the time to save himself before he was about to die, "Life is short, the bitter thing is that the understanding of this rolling red dust is too short, and you, you have a lot of understanding that I crave, I like you too late, how can there be a dislike for it?" ”
"......" Ling Tianlan was silent for a long time, and then gently let go of his arm, "You can really make up ......"
"I'm just saying something from my heart." Lin Yuan breathed a sigh of relief slightly, and at this moment, his gaze just swept over Ling Tianlan's palm.
It was a slender and white palm, with slender fingers and perfect proportions, and it was still fragrant when it brushed the tip of his nose.
Although it was very strange, in his eyes, Ling Tianlan was indeed the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, but why did it become "disgusting thing, ugly like you" in the eyes of others?
"Do you want to go to the city?" Ling Tianlan let go of Lin Yuan and walked to the opposite side of him.
"I'm ......" Lin Yuan wanted to go, he had just crossed over and didn't know much about this world, so he wanted to understand, but he just ......
"I think it's a little more fun to be with you." Lin Yuan thought for a moment and said slowly, "Although it is strange for me to say this, I can feel a very strong sense of loneliness in you. ”
"As for me, although I'm a pretty boring person, I can bring you a little bit of happiness more or less." Lin Yuan said with a smile, "You should know my situation, I'm weak now, you're so strong, can you help me?" ”
"Lonely?" Tens of thousands of years of sealing, tens of thousands of years of isolation, Ling Tianlan's heart had already stopped, but when she saw Lin Yuan now, her heart was inexplicably confused. "I'm not good at teaching people, are you sure you need me to help you?"
"In this world, I can only believe in you, help me, Tianlan."
When the other party was flustered for a moment, Lin Yuan held Ling Tianlan's hand.
It was a warm, smooth palm, soft and boneless, and it felt very ......
Pain!
"The first thing I taught you was...... Don't try to take advantage of me! ”
"It hurts, it hurts! Tianlan I was wrong! ”
Although it hurts, even if it is clenched, the touch of the other person's palm is still very wow.