Chapter 160: If you can't wake up, wake up
Why don't you have smartphones in this era? Rutang is simply a pity to die!
If you had a mobile phone, it would be nice to film this scene.
"You know?" Uncle will be so angry that he doesn't know what to say, so he can only ask Yu Yaoyang.
Yu Yaoyang pointed to Chen Fu on the bed and said, "This old man is from our village, and he has a bit of a holiday with my daughter-in-law. ”
"I'm her father!! Chen Rutang, you actually came here to do such a thing that lost your conscience, you are not afraid, you are not afraid that your ancestors will accept you! Chen Fu finally found the clothes and put on his pants in a lewd posture under the quilt.
"Huh? Don't confess your relatives! My daughter-in-law has nothing to do with you anymore! The two of us are here today as kind passers-by to do the right thing for heaven! Yu Yaoyang was upright, turned his head and asked Rutang, "Daughter-in-law, can you see this kind of wicked person bullying daughter-in-law?" ”
"That can't be!" Rutang nodded enthusiastically, and the atmosphere was inexplicably ignited.
"As for the ancestors you said, hahaha!" Yu Yaoyang suddenly burst out laughing, as if he had heard something interesting.
"Lao Chen's family has such a stinky and shameless thing like you, as long as the ancestors are not all the way with you, they will be disgusted when they see you, and they will accept you!" Rutang's mouth suddenly became sharp, and Yu Yaoyang, a rhythm master, brought her out.
Sure enough, teaming up to fight monsters, the level of teammates' abilities directly affects the results, and Rutang is very satisfied.
The little couple sang and harmonized, and put out Chen Fugan's fire.
He was already cowardly, but now he is still in the wrong, he can't say a word, and his hand has secretly pressed on the window.
"Want to get out of the window? You flip, you flip with your front foot, and I shout to catch the rape with your back foot, do you see if your legs are fast or Lao Tzu's legs are fast? Yu Yaoyang gave an order, and Chen Fu didn't dare to move.
Not to mention that he is now in his forties, with old arms and legs, even if he is twenty years younger, he does not dare to argue with Yu Yaoyang, the strongest rough man in the village.
On such a critical occasion, Rutang unexpectedly had a sentence of praise for her husband in her mind, and accidentally blurted out:
"The difference between men is really big, a good thief is good, just like my husband is so good, and the bad is like that lump, like an orangutan that has not fully evolved!"
When he said orangutan, his hand did not forget to point in the direction of Chen Fu.
Chen Fu didn't dare to speak out when he was scolded, Zhu Xiuzhi saw that the situation was out of control, her eyes rolled, and she was about to fall to the side, but Rutang took the lead in speaking:
"You're not going to pretend to be stunned, are you?" It's an old routine from the previous life, hehe!
In her previous life, this Zhu Xiuzhi had a lot of special scenes, and she cried on occasions with many people, saying that Rutang bullied her, and sometimes pretended to be dizzy.
Zhu Xiuzhi froze.
When her mind was punctured, the last fig leaf was gone.
"Brother Yaoyang, what do you think of people who pretend to be dizzy?" Rutang asked.
"I can never wake up someone who pretends to be dizzy and pretends to be asleep, but Lao Tzu can wake up, if she dares to play tricks, I will just throw her out and let everyone watch her - hey." Yu Yaoyang disliked his face.
Zhu Xiuzhi can be said to be very cool.
But Yu Yaoyang has no interest in the bad figure of a middle-aged woman, and he can't wait to find a brazier to cross over and get lucky!
Although Yu Yaoyang was not interested or willing to take a look, he believed that there would definitely be many male teachers and little boys in the school who were willing to take a look, but he was a little sympathetic to the little boys.
Youth as fresh as green grass has just begun, and you have to look at these spicy-eyed things and bear the destruction of your soul!
"What the hell do you want!" Zhu Xiuzhi covered her face in a broken down, cried in a huff, and still read in her mouth, "Lao Zhao, why are you so ruthless and let outsiders humiliate me!" ”
The corners of Rutang's mouth twitched, if she had Zhu Xiuzhi's cheekiness and ability to shake the pot, she wouldn't have suffered from depression in her previous life, right?
These people are really powerful, they will never find reasons from themselves, and they have the courage to dump the blame on others!
makes people catch rapes in bed, and they can shamelessly complain about others.
"You two go back, this matter, this matter can't be quiet, stumble!" The doorman Lao Zhao suddenly collapsed, squatted on the ground with his head in his arms and cried.
Yu Yaoyang resisted the urge to give him a kick, this guy doesn't have the slightest blood of a man, he has lived in vain at such an old age, and his experience has grown to a dog?
In front of him, he doesn't know how to grasp the initiative in the right place, and he still wants to press down and quiet the matter?
"If we don't leave, it's not only your business, it's also my family's business." Rutang made a decisive decision.
If she and Yu Yaoyang left at this time, Lao Zhao would look like he had soft ears and no backbone, but he was afraid that he would swallow the nest qi and let his head be green.
"Then you want Gaha!" Lao Zhao looked at Rutang with tears in his eyes, as if Rutang and his wife were nosy.
"Get your daughter, we'll tell her."
Rutang directly used the tone of command, she knew that when dealing with people like Lao Zhao, don't try to be reasonable, don't try to empathize, this kind of person's way of thinking is not in the same dimension as herself, and direct orders are more effective.
Lao Zhao's brain was in a state of confusion at this time, Rutang ordered him to make a move, stood up mechanically, and went out to find someone.
Her daughter lives nearby and arrives in less than half an hour.
During this period, Rutang moved a chair to bask in the sun outside the house, the small room already gave people an uncomfortable feeling, and then stuffed two annoying scourges, poking the kang with no slippery lights, and the nausea doubled, it was better to be out of sight and out of mind.
Yu Yaoyang is also a master who is not afraid of big things, so he stayed by the bedside, watching that the dog man and woman were not allowed to wear clothes, whenever these two wanted to secretly set clothes, Yu Yaoyang took action to stop them.
These two people are not afraid of being watched when they do stumbling things, but now that the East Window incident happened, they realized that they had stumbled.
During this period, Zhu Xiuzhi also wanted to use her usual means of showing weakness to pretend to be pitiful and weak, Yu Yaoyang ignored it, Zhu Xiuzhi did not give up, crying and pretending to be pitiful, this trick can be described as invincible among middle-aged and elderly men.
"Young man, you are also a person with a mother and a daughter-in-law, you should be able to understand my pain as a woman~" Zhu Xiuzhi wiped her tears, as if she was the one who had been greatly wronged.
Yu Yaoyang, who had been closing his eyes and recuperating, finally opened his eyes when he heard this.
Outside the door, Rutang, who was basking in the sun, had been listening to the movement in the house with his eyes closed, and when he heard Zhu Xiuzhi say this, huge dissatisfaction and nausea piled up in his heart.
Zhu Xiuzhi really dares to say that a person like her who is full of evil, how can she be embarrassed to compare herself with normal women?
Rutang just wanted to enter the house and scold a few words, when he heard a noise from the house.
Bang Dang!
Immediately after, Yu Yaoyang's roar sounded at the right time.