Chapter 2: The mountain road can't bend the routines of the show
Jiang Yuge and his entourage got off the plane and got into the car until the afternoon, and finally bumped all the way to the destination.
When I got out of the car, I saw a pretty small wooden house in front of me, two floors, and a small yard at the door.
Jiang Yuge's little short legs were uncomfortable after sitting for a day, and he couldn't wait to run back and forth on the side.
Lu Yao's activities like a park old man are completely understandable.
But Jiang Yuge, who was staring at his idol closely, was not satisfied, the activity could also be done a little better, look at Qin Huo, who has a lot of idol baggage!
Look at the Human Homeland Park again! Beauty is beauty, everything looks good, hehe.
Jiang Yuge hugged his chest, withdrew his gradually greedy eyes, and instead sent a knife to Lu Yao, but it was useless.
Jiang Yuge had no choice but to turn his head angrily, looking at the surrounding trees, there were only two houses in front of him, and the surroundings were deserted; "This location looks like a good kidnapping."
The director's fat big face is a greasy smile; "This house behind you is your home for the next sixty days, and now ask a guest to read out the rules of the show."
What the director is holding in his hand is not an envelope, but an A4, and it looks like there are still a lot of words.
Jiang Yuge silently stayed aside, she maintained her current elegant ladylike posture, she was already very tired without exposing the temperament of the sand sculpture, and she didn't want to increase the workload.
Zhang Yuanyuan stepped forward to take over the task list: "During the program, guests are prohibited from watching this program, the program team will contact the guests through mobile phones, and then the guests need to work together to complete the task, live here for 60 days, the guests can not use their own currency, nor can they spend by exchanging the items they carry, and the funds can be obtained by exchanging with the program team, and more tasks are waiting for the guests to discover by themselves." ”
Everyone is not surprised by this, slow variety is equal to part-time work, after all, it is an iron law of variety shows.
The director waited for Zhang Yuanyuan to read out and asked everyone if there was no problem, and then prepared to leave, "We are a new open exploration variety show, the whole process uses unmanned photography, the guests can explore on their own, start a house, and the rest depends on playing, the program team is in the house next to it, you can consult at any time if you have any questions." ”
[It's a TV]; I'm a scumbag, a brother, come and cut me.
[Accounting haha]: The liver is aching.
[Calm down and calm down]: save flow; Distribute the frontier and reform through labor.
After everyone took the luggage and chose the room, they went downstairs to visit the house, the accommodation rooms were on the second floor, Jiang Yuge chose the room with a balcony outside the left side of the stairs, next to Zhang Yuanyuan, the symmetrical position was Lu Yao and Qin Huo, and the four rooms in the front courtyard were very sunny, and everyone chose this side.
But here comes the problem, after sleeping for almost a day, none of the four people want to sleep at the moment, and the more pressing problem is that everyone has slept through the meal and is hungry after moving the suitcase.
But there weren't many people present who could cook.
Jiang Yuge looked at the guests in the show, and felt that the time had come to show his good wife and mother, and tried his best not to let his facial features fly, showed a gentle smile, and took the initiative to speak: "I'll cook." ”
There is a piece of pork belly on the table, as well as a few eggs, and other rice and noodle seasonings, but there are no vegetables.
"So there are no dishes?" Qin Huo looked at the vegetable basket hanging by the door and it was also empty.
The corners of Zhang Yuanyuan's raised mouth were about to freeze.
[Reference during class]: Is the program team polite?
[Tangyuanzi]: Didn't Yuan Yuan say that there are not many vegetables at home, and there are really no vegetables now. The program team understands yin and yang.
The sound of electricity suddenly sounded in the kitchen, which frightened Jiang Yuge, "The vegetables are in the refrigerator." "It's the director's voice.
[Opening remarks of Flowers and Flowers]: Appeared! Boomerang!
[Yuanyuan 637]: Don't scold the program group.
Lu Yao pointed to a camera on the top of the cupboard, "There." ”
What a voyeur view of this! Jiang Yuge gritted her teeth, damn it, only her height was present and she couldn't see the camera at all!
Zhang Yuanyuan quickly adjusted his mood and picked up his royal sister shelf, after all, he came to this variety show to reverse the impact of this incident, "I don't look good at this angle." ”
Jiang Yuge doesn't care except that her height is insulted, after all, she doesn't rely on her appearance to eat, "There should be other cameras." ”
When the two were discussing which angle to take pictures, the four of them had already walked to the refrigerator, Lu Yao opened the refrigerator, Zhang Yuanyuan didn't see anything, and wondered: "Empty?" ”
Lu Yao took out a thin small bag from the top layer of the refrigerator, "It's not empty, but it's almost." Then he handed it to Qin Huo, and Zhang Yuanyuan also stepped forward to take a look.
Jiang Yuge didn't plan to squeeze his height of one meter six by himself, it hurt, it hurt, it hurts.
Qin Huo simply frowned and had already read it out, "Rapeseed gift package." ”
Jiang Yuge didn't look over her head in pain, she felt bad when she saw the little bag, and sure enough, "I've watched so many variety shows, and this is the only one that really farms." ”
The "Didi" refrigerator has already begun to remind, Lu Yao closed the refrigerator, "Huh? This fridge magnet. ”
There were a lot of post-it notes on the refrigerator, and everyone didn't look at them carefully when they went shopping, just thinking that it was for the sake of beauty and life, Qin Huo took off a post-it note, "When we were young, we didn't distinguish between crops and weeds, and we trampled on the seedlings in the field between chasing, and the owner of the crop didn't blame us, but gave us a bag of seeds." ”
[Yuanyuan 846]: Yuanyuan has become numb.
[I'm not the Liver Emperor]: Trigger the game plot and receive related tasks, the taste is too rushed, and the liver has begun to hurt.
[Fun and good-looking]: It understands yin and yang. It seems that there is more than one person.
[Flower Pants]: Blind student, you have discovered Huadian.
[Matcha Jelly]: Hahaha, I'm here to popularize science, Qin Huo thought that the garlic seedlings were trampled on by weeds on the show before, and then went to the market to buy green onions and pay them to other owners.
Qin Huo was very helpless: "I learned to identify vegetables under the supervision of netizens later, but it's a pity that the program team doesn't seem to plan to let me go." ”
It was difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, Jiang Yuge asked everyone to make egg fried rice, and the remaining few people looked for other tasks in the house.
The meal was quickly ready, several people sat at the dining table to eat, and the coffee table was already full of all kinds of things, and Jiang Yuge's eyelids jumped when he saw it.