Chen Yige curiously took the mobile phone in Liu Hanyan's hand and looked at it, it turned out that it was a couplet sent by someone else.

Uplink: Look at the back and rush thousands of troops; Downlink: Turn your head and scare off millions of heroes.

Side-by-side: Oh my god!

Chen Yige unconsciously hooked the corners of his lips slightly: "It turns out that she is an ugly girl with a good figure!"

Uplink: Crazy for you, tired for you, suffer all your sins for you, Downlink: Die for you, be crazy for you, bang against the wall for you.

Side-by-side: Crazy for love!

Chen Yige pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Cut--Bang Bang Bang against the wall, it's too exaggerated, right?"

Shanglian: Love has been suspended, love has also been liquidated, and fate has slipped to the fall limit. Downlink: Thinking about the bull market, thinking about no bear market, feelings can not invest in the long term.

Horizontal batch: Hurry up and cover the position!

"Damn! I have compared love to the stock market, is it really special and talented!" Chen Yige couldn't help but comment while watching.

Shanglian: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm waiting for you to call back. Downlink: Live for you, die for you, and wait for you for a lifetime.

Horizontal criticism: "Haha...... sent the wrong person" Chen Yige thought it was very funny, and finally couldn't help laughing, "It's so funny! I finally saw a couple of concubines, and they were all happy, but it turned out to be the wrong person! This guy can really spoof." ”

This was followed by a little joke made up by someone.

It is said that two Chongqing people traveled to the capital and looked at the map on the bus, A: "We will kill *** first, and then we will kill Zhongnanhai ......"

B: "If you want to get it, we'll follow the route you said and kill all the way through the cut." ”

Unfortunately, he was reported by the people in the same car, and after getting out of the car, he was twisted and sent to the public security organ, and he was released after explaining the situation for N hours.

A and B came to *** square, watching people coming and going, the two were speechless......

A couldn't help it: "You can't open the cavity (gun)?"

B: "If you don't open the cavity (gun), I dare to open it?"

As soon as the words fell, he was sent to the public security organ.

A week later, the two walked out of the gate of the detention center, you look at me, I look at you.

A said: "Leha is comfortable, the bag is empty, where can I get some bullets?"

The armed police at the door rushed up and pushed the two to the ground.

Chen Yige held his stomach and laughed "haha" while watching.

This is so funny! These two unlucky people, can they not be so ambiguous when they speak the local dialect?

Halfway through the laugh, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because, he raised his head and found that Ling Haoran took a banana, tore half of the skin and handed it to Liu Hanyan, and Liu Hanyan was reaching out to take it.

The eyes and movements are a bit of a concubine.

The most important thing is that she just asked Liu Hanyan if she would eat fruit, and she said no, but Ling Haoran handed her a banana in a muffled voice, but she reached out and took it.

Could it be that her heart is towards this kid Ling Haoran?

"Do you want to eat bananas?" Before Chen Yige, whose face was full of sourness and jealousy, could react next, Ling Haoran quickly pulled a banana from the small dining table by the window and handed it over, asking with a friendly face.

"Don't eat!" Chen Yige was very unhappy and immediately refused.

This slut is just going to sit down and find a chance to please Xiaoyan!

"Oh, then I'll eat it. Ling Haoran withdrew his hand from the banana and began to tear the skin from his head, and after tearing it halfway, he brought it to his mouth and took a bite of the beige flesh with curved arcs.

Looking sideways, seeing Liu Hanyan's red and pink little mouth opening and closing happily, as if he was happy to eat, Chen Yige couldn't help but become more and more angry, and then stretched out his hand and pulled a banana down on the small dining table.

If you want to eat together, you can't let others look at you, you two are more like a couple!