Chapter Twenty-Four: The Stubbornness of the Microscope Girl
Another week passed before things on the Internet calmed down.
Not completely calmed down, Jiang Yuge's star-chasing trumpet friend told her: "Recently, there have been more groups of cult people wandering around on the Internet, mainly appearing in forums and other places, telling her to pay attention to safety. β
As the front-line people who eat melons on the Internet, it is enough to miss a big melon in order to edit the video, or even to be the owner of the melon himself. Jiang Yuge quickly logged in to his account and launched a sprint to the front line of the melon field.
Jiang Yuge was silent, and curiosity killed Jiang Yuge.
"Cult!" Jiang Yuge almost threw his phone out: "This is a complete cult!" β
Jiang Yuge turned out the trumpet and humbly asked his friend for advice: "Why do Jiang Yuge and Lu Yao have CP fans?" β
It's not that Jiang Yuge can't treat himself as a stranger, but this is different!
What is the difference between Lu Yao's CP and joining the national army in 49?
Friend: "Don't you think it's good?" β
Jiang Yuge: "It's hard for me to agree with your point of view. β
Friend: "This is Zhang Yuanyuan's certified CP!"
Yuan Yuan, I didn't know you still had such abilities.
This touched Jiang Yuge's knowledge blind spot: "What's wrong with Zhang Yuanyuan?" β
"Zhang Yuanyuan is the vane of our scholars!" Friend Kopp: "All the CPs she has tasted have come true!" What is it to join the national army in 49, she even tastes male CP to the core!"
Jiang Yuge was shocked.
Friend Crazy Amway: "Although we are still very unpopular now, time will definitely prove that all fans will tremble under the light of the great god of Yuanyuan, and the vision of Yuanyuan is the ruler!" β
"This is no longer unpopular," Jiang Yuge said: "This is an evil sect!" β
My friend said firmly: "You will also tremble in the light of the garden." β
I've already shivered once, and I really don't have to do it again.
Jiang Yuge's heart collapsed: "Others don't know, how can you not know if you climb the wall as a road fan." What did Jiang Yuge do wrong? β
With Lu Yao, what a vicious curse! That mouth, that dog temper, where can humans grow?
The friend was silent for a while, and his conscience was still clear: "You can't say that, we are not a big villain, and we will not force good people to become prostitutes." One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer? β
Jiang Yuge's heart, do you think I'm willing to suffer?
Friend weakly added: "What's more, Brother Lu is also a big traffic, and many Lu fans still want to marry Brother Lu!" The friend thought about it and became angry: "Don't say anything else, didn't you still want to marry Brother Lu before?" β
That's right, when I first became a fan, one thing made people laugh for two years.
"That's young and ignorant." Jiang Yuge snorted twice: "It won't be long before those little girls will change from my heavenly husband to my mute groom." β
Friend: "I can't make sense with you, Zi Fei Fish, the joy of Anzhi Fish?" People get along with each other every day, there must be inside information, you have to believe it if you don't believe it. β
Screenshot, first make your mouth hard for two days. Two days later, I will slap you in the face, alas, there is another joke.
But I'm who I am! I know I don't want to!
Jiang Yuge has a thousand pains in his heart, but he can't tell his friends directly. After all, if it is exposed, then the matter of begging for beautiful women to post every day will be exposed, and then there is really no way to live on this planet.
What is this called, the main owner himself can't solve it?
Until noon, Jiang Yuge had an expression of losing his dream, and at the same time avoided the road like a snake and scorpion.
Lu Yao didn't know what Jiang Yuge was smoking, so he turned his head away, out of sight.
Qin Huo, this kid, really listened to his advice, and now he has given up observing the love, hatred, and hatred between Lu Yao and Jiang Yuge.
Zhang Yuanyuan only shaved rice vigorously, and didn't know where to look without vegetables.
There was an eerie silence at the table.
"Yuanyuan, why don't you eat vegetables?" Qin Huo broke the silence, as a social cow disorder, it was really difficult for him to accept the atmosphere of the table where acquaintances got together and didn't speak.
Jiang Yuge found an opportunity not to think about Lu Yao's affairs and asked: "Is today's dish unappetizing?" "It's not that I keep thinking about how to get rid of the relationship with Lu Yao, and there is a problem when I cook!
Instead of blaming yourself, you should belittle others. Jiang Yuge forcibly resisted the idea of flying the knife on Lu Yao's side, and kept thinking about it in his heart.
Lu Yao, Lu Yao, whose idol is like you? Fans are hiding from you like the plague.
Lu - is not good at words, only has a poisonous tongue - Yao, opened his mouth, or decided that it was better not to speak.
[Look! Lu Yao originally wanted to speak, but Jiang Yuge said that he wouldn't say it, isn't this called love? γ
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[I've wanted to say it for a long time, since that incident, a group of inexplicable cp fans have emerged]
[Fishmeal hype? γ
[If you know Lu Yao, you won't say such a thing]
[Other people's sisters-in-law are just sisters-in-law. Lu Yao's family, to be called a living bodhisattva]
[Impossible, Lu Yao is the youngest king in history, alas, or a great talent, he doesn't have a girlfriend fan? ] γ
[Do you know the strange incident in the fandom? γ
[The big fan who shouted that he wanted to marry Lu Yao before he was picked up, wrote the same literature overnight]
[Chapter 1: Who poisoned my husband dumb]
[So our road fans' disgust with CP fans is that they don't care about people's lives at all]
How can anyone curse people like this? γ
Passers-by didn't understand, but passers-by were shocked.
[Isn't he okay on the show? ] Kind of like a big guy]
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Yes, last night's interrogation was held, and the dog's temper was revealed.
Zhang Yuanyuan is still using a microscope to find candy to eat, just CP candy, and he can cook two bowls of rice.
But it's a pity that none of the people who are pretentious can share this beautiful and hazy love with her.
Zhang Yuanyuan hurriedly said: "No, today's food is delicious." Look at your bowl and quickly make up for it, "Today's rice is also very fragrant!" I was doing my coursework, and I wanted to experience the sweetness of rice. β
Jiang Yuge's eyes narrowed, as a person who eats any melon, coupled with last night's chat, he naturally knew that Zhang Yuanyuan was not dead yet.
Jiang Yuge indifferently took away all the dishes in front of Zhang Yuanyuan: "Then you can understand it well, it's not easy to learn, I'll take the dishes away, how cruel it is to put them in front of you." "I almost forgot that this was the culprit of the previous turmoil.
Even if you are a beauty, you can't curse yourself like this! My Jiang Yuge is principled!
Zhang Yuanyuan couldn't change his words immediately. He is not Qin Huo, he can understand Jiang Yuge's eyes, and he doesn't dare to continue to stare at CP, so he has to bow his head and eat white rice dryly.
[Look, strict mother and loving father! What a real family! γ
[Isn't it, sir, you can also find sugar here? ] γ
[Listen to my advice, snorting everything will only hurt you]
[Eating everything will only make me nutritionally balanced]