Chapter 1: Clumsy, clumsy
Jiang Yuge felt that today's road was swishing.
No, he's a dog every day, especially today.
Call them two and no one has anything to eat?
"You won't pack?" Jiang Yuge is really fed up, "Disc action, can you go?" Don't go back, don't expose me. ”
"Let's go."
Jiang Yuge snorted, and sure enough, he owed it.
Following the direction of the chimney, the two quickly touched the kitchen.
Jiang Yuge leaned against the wall and listened secretly, but there was no sound.
Lu Yao watched her cautiously poke out and confirm that there was only one chef in the kitchen.
Jiang Yuge said in an angry voice: "You go and control him, I'll catch food." ”
It smells so good! Jiang Yuge sniffed, it was the taste of fish-flavored eggplant and braised pork ribs.
Lu Yao bent down slightly and said in an angry voice: "What did you say?" ”
Jiang Yuge was almost jumped up by the air flow next to his ears.
Jiang Yuge turned his head violently and rubbed something soft: "What are you doing?" "I almost couldn't control the volume.
Lu Yao retreated backwards when she turned her head, and almost didn't fall: "I can't hear it." ”
Jiang Yuge grabbed him, mainly because he was afraid that he would fall and other chefs would find out.
Lu Yao stabilized his figure: "It may be that it is more difficult for the voice to come up." ”
Jiang Yuge looked at him and then at himself, and asked himself how blind he was before to fall in love with him.
Obviously, it was normal when I first came to the program group, why did I get more and more dogs.
Jiang Yuge didn't understand, but Jiang Yuge wanted to cook, swallowed this bad breath, stood on tiptoe and prepared to put his ear next to the guy who needed hearing aids.
Lu Yao didn't know what she wanted to do, but he could see that she was working hard and was a little shorter.
Jiang Yuge finally reached this height with his own efforts: "I said you go and hold down the cook, and I will steal the vegetables." ”
Then Jiang Yuge put down his tiptoe and successfully lay in Lu Yao's arms.
“……”
Lu Yao didn't move, Jiang Yuge climbed out of his arms by himself, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "Although I'm embarrassed, can you control the chef first?" ”
It's not the first time anyway.
Besides, people and dogs don't need to avoid suspicion.
Lu Yao's throat moved, and he swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Okay." ”
The program team has carried forward the spirit of thrift and thrift, the chef is a staff member who can cook in the program group, originally of medium size, and even a little thin after entering the group for so many days and roads, otherwise Jiang Yuge would not let Lu Yao hold him down.
Lu Yao rushed over and pressed the chef who was watching the pot on the side, and even grabbed the leftover steamed buns from the morning on the side to block his mouth.
Jiang Yuge saw that the chef was pressed to the ground and had no power to fight back, and he was relieved.
Then start rummaging to see if there are any large bowls.
There are no bowls, but there is a basin that looks like a dish has been emptied.
At first glance, it is a delicious dish, but without this mouthful, some are good to eat. Jiang Yuge grabbed the basin and began to fish for vegetables.
Fish-flavored eggplant? Want!
Roasted pork ribs with potatoes? Want! By the way, I will first pick up a piece and nibble on it myself.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes? Want!
Vinegared cabbage? Jiang Yuge took a spoon and held a piece of ribs and shouted at Lu Yao vaguely: "Do you want vinegared cabbage?" I don't like vegetarian food. ”
The main thing is that if you eat a bite of vegetarian food today, you feel that the program team has earned it.
Lu Yao looked at her bulging cheeks and was a little stunned, but it was the chef's struggle that brought him back to his senses.
Before Lu Yao could speak, Jiang Yuge angrily stuffed a piece of ribs into his mouth, and chattered: "It's really stingy, it's not that I can't eat it for a while, it's not unbalanced." ”
After feeding Jiang Yuge, he looked around and didn't find a place to spit out the bones, so he had to change the ribs in his mouth to the other cheek raiser, and urged: "Hurry up, see what dishes you want?" ”
Lu Yao came back to his senses: "I want that stir-fried water spinach and chili fried meat." ”
Jiang Yuge nodded, and the spoon unceremoniously stretched out to the two dishes: "Water spinach is okay, I love to eat it." ”
After successfully finishing the dishes, Jiang Yuge showed Lu Yao the results: "Is it enough? Not enough for me to finish the buffet and go back. "You watch me eat.
Lu Yao looked at his poor chef and let go of him: "Let's go, go back." ”
As soon as he let go, the chef took the steamed bun in his mouth and shouted: "There are thieves in the program team stealing rice!" ”
Jiang Yuge saw that something was wrong, so he quickly picked up a spoon and scooped two spoonfuls of white rice from the white rice to cover the dish, handed the basin to Lu Yao's hand, and prepared to run away.
Lu Yao, who had just pressed the cook's hand with this pair of playing hands, looked at the basin he had taken in his hand.
……
The director team on one side also heard the chef's shouting.
As soon as the director thought about Jiang Yuge and Lu Yao, who had not yet returned, he knew what was going on. Run to the kitchen with someone.
Zhang Yuanyuan, who just felt that the director team had repeated the old tricks and extremely clumsy methods, had not had time to laugh, but saw that the director team's behavior was not fraudulent, and hurriedly followed.
When the program team arrived at the kitchen, Jiang Yuge and the others had already run away, and only the chef was still holding his position.
The director panted and asked, "What's going on?" ”
Cook: "They both held me down, stole the food and ran away." ”
So Zhang Yuanyuan and Qin Huo just arrived, and before they could ask what the situation was, they were held down by the director team.
Then he was quickly forced by the program team to take out his mobile phone.
Sure enough, Jiang Yuge took Lu Yao to the secret stronghold he found in the morning, and when he saw that no one was chasing him, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhang Yuanyuan and them.
Secret base, come quickly
Zhang Yuanyuan wanted to cry and sat on the stool without tears, watching the director hold his mobile phone and ask Qin Huo: "Where is the secret base?" ”
Before Qin Huo could speak, the director said, "Forget it, ask him what he is doing." ”
Then he shook it in front of Zhang Yuanyuan: "Where is the secret base?" ”
Zhang Yuanyuan didn't say it, but Qin Huo had a spontaneous impulse in his heart: "Lao Tzu would rather die than give in." ”
The director was silent for a moment: "Give each of you a chicken leg." ”
Zhang Yuanyuan still didn't speak, Qin Huo's stupid brain was still very useful sometimes.
Qin Huo's tone was full of disdain: "Are we the ones who will be bought?" ”
Sincerity is the best nirvana.
The director thought that Jiang Yuge, who was quickly bargaining with him, was silent again.
It doesn't matter, in this tea garden, the director immediately thought of the place Jiang Yuge found and asked the staff to flip through the video.
It's nothing more than a little troublesome.
At this point, Zhang Yuanyuan and Qin Huo continued to eat with guilt towards Jiang Yuge, only hoping that they would not be stupid and eat a little by themselves.
Jiang Yuge and Lu Yao didn't eat alone, squatting among the tea trees, guarding the rice bowl and waiting for Zhang Yuanyuan.
Lu Yao's big man of 1.8 meters squatted and asked, "You didn't expect to be chased if you stole vegetables?" ”
Jiang Yuge was dumbfounded: "I thought that everything I stole was stolen, and we couldn't waste it, so let us eat it." ”
Now I only hope that Zhang Yuanyuan and Qin Huo can find a chance to escape.