Chapter 22: It's Yours - Any Door! (Crazy Thursday 4/5)

"Son! You've suffered! Wu Jie took his hand and sat on the twelve golden men who were dismantled into a pile of scrap iron, and asked with a distressed face: "How is it?" Where's the injury? ”

"Big brother, you are my brother, I will let you be my brother! Shouldn't I be a righteous brother? Count me as a beggar, and save me some face in public! ”

La can't wait to find a place to get in, he usually says whatever he wants in private, the guy named Zhang Heng gave him the nickname of Time Chicken, and he didn't say anything, but this public gave him some face!

High Priest Immorton looked helpless and commanded the post-battle cleaning work, he knew that they were stable.

What Pharaoh and his little friends did best was to work miracles.

Of course, the face of his own boss still has to be given, so whenever someone asks what the sun god and the pharaoh are doing, the high priest will give a more decent answer: [Discuss important matters]

"Bang, long time no see!"

Pull crazy to cover his face, this is even more heavyweight.

Although I don't know why, compared to Wu Jie, this guy named Zhang Heng is more terrifying. Obviously, the number of exchanges between the two sides is not much, but La just feels that this guy is more terrifying than Wu Jie.

So he was very obedient to his heart and recognized the strange name of [咣叽].

It's just a title, no big deal.

Even if it is an offense, the one next to him who has a son and a brother is more offensive than a strange [chirping].

Zhang Heng was driving the Nian Power floating cannon, and there were two giants sitting on his cannon.

"Brother Wu Jie!"

"Davaris!"

Li Xiaoyi and Overlord jumped off the Nian Power float cannon and gave Wu Jie a heavy bear hug together!

Ra: I understand the reasoning, you guys are really excited to meet each other, but can you consider me! Get your feet off the way, bastard! Stepped on my wings!!

As soon as La pulled his wings from under Li Xiaoyi's feet, Zhang Heng came up and chatted with La Gou.

"What are my gods doing? High Priest? Have the wings of my god been trodden on? ”

- The High Priest did not want to answer, and sent you to sweep the toilets of the entire barracks.

"Davaris, why didn't you resurrect me last time! I'm so lost! Overlord was heartbroken, he had already obtained from Zhang Heng what Wang Xia did in the last horror movie.

The Russians who came from the Maozi era to the Da Mao era are like this, if you let Maozi come back, they will definitely be anxious with you, but if you let them follow you to other worlds to spread fire, then they will definitely follow you with vodka.

"I say! You're too rude! ”

Xiao Honglu climbed to the top of the ruins of the Twelve Golden Men and shouted unhappily: "This is a brand-new forging system, you leave me a complete one for me to study and study!" What a good experimental material, all scrapped! ”

"You can't blame me for this!" Wu Jie quibbled: "This thing can still move without dismantling it into scrap metal!" I can't just watch La get beaten! Yes, brother-in-law! ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

Ra nodded, you are my brother, you are my brother

The Middle-earth team gathered together, and all those who should be resurrected were resurrected, and the remaining three unreturned personnel could not walk the way to resurrection.

With Ra's narration, the Middle-earth team learns where the invaders are coming from.

Orient.

"The Emperor of the Dragon has been resurrected, and the army of undead terracotta warriors carrying him has swept through Europe and Asia, and then has begun to march towards Africa and the Americas, and our side is the closest and most powerful country to Obarro, so we are the first to bear the brunt."

"It can be seen that although the image of the Dragon Emperor character is very stupid, he is still a bit of a brain in battle. But it's not much, in the original book, because an old lady broke her henchman, and even was yin by that old lady. ”

Wu Jie completely disagrees that the Dragon Emperor is equal to Qin Shi Huang, just as the real Egyptians completely disagree that Immorton is the ancient Egyptian Indo-Khotanese with the name of the god of wisdom.

In terms of scandalization, that group of people has a unique ability.

After all, their history books are as thick as recipes, German jokes, and are known as the world's three great masterpieces, and their attitude towards the history of other people's families can be imagined.

But as an emperor who can unify the six kingdoms, the Dragon Emperor at least did not make a stupid move in terms of war.

He knew that Ra was powerful (?) And I know that most of the gods of this world are asleep or dead.

Ra is the most active deity in this era of seclusion.

The Dragon Emperor needs a chance to declare his strength, he wants to make this world submit to him and rule this world, then he must let this world understand that he is powerful.

Therefore, the sun god Ra became the chicken that the Dragon Emperor used to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys.

Among the troops who came this time, there were two of his confidants.

The undead general Guo Ming, the lich purple aid.

Classic configuration.

The reason why the general is Guo Ming is because you can't expect that group of people who can't even tell the difference between Shanxi and Shaanxi to understand who the generals of the First Emperor are.

"Guo Ming and Ziyuan are not completely dead, the two of them are half lichs. You all know the lich, that kind of high-level undead creature, as long as it is exchanged, just by developing the bloodline, it can become a powerful exchange of the third order of the law system. Unlike Zhu Wen's original death banshee, powerful lichs all have life boxes, and if the life box is not destroyed, the lich will not die, but it will take time to recover. ”

"The goddess at the bottom is half a lich, and Guo Ming, who was killed by me with one arrow, is also half a lich, the reason why it is half is because their strength is too weak, and they rely entirely on the power given by their master, and if he does it himself, it will be an ordinary undead knight and necromancer at most!"

"The only thing they qualify as a lich is that they also have something like a life box."

"So he's not dead?"

"It's not dead, if it's dead, it's going to be troublesome."

Wu Jie released his spiritual power scanning projection and said to the others: "Look, isn't this just the enemy's base camp, if I kill him directly, then I have to kill another one?" ”

Even the cause and effect of time and space in the underworld can be surveyed, not to mention the connection between the lich and the fatebox.

Wu Jie can cut off the link between Mo Lun and the bat totem to kill Mo Lun, and naturally he can also cut off Guo Ming's connection with something suspected of being a life box, completely annihilating Guo Ming.

But in this way, how can it be directly opened to the face?

"Shanxi. Do we now sit and think about the powered float cannon flying over? Or is there any new flying prop? ”

Li Xiaoyi, who had not yet kept up with the change of the Zhongzhou team, was ready for a long journey, and behind him, accompanied by a transformation slogan and the sound effect when Doraemon took out the props: "Let me become the strongest robot in diversity, change." ”

The strongest robot in the multiverse, Cybertron Armed Dora Haotian, is here!

Dora Haotian put his round white ball hand into the white treasure bag on his stomach, and groped for a while. Another round of groping. grope

"Haotian! Do you have diarrhea? ”

"Shut up! Bastard! It's all you guys stuffing so much mess into my body, and now I'm a mess inside of me - found it, any door! ”

In the shocked eyes of Li Xiaoyi and the overlord, a flash of pink doors and door frames were pulled out of the treasure bag on Haotian's stomach.

(End of chapter)