Chapter Seventy-Six: Old Wu Tou'er
Xiao An listened, no? Speechless, he said, "Then you say a fart~ sleep~ wake up!" ”
After that, the two went to sleep, and at about seven o'clock in the afternoon, the two woke up, washed up, and went downstairs to see off Jiang Zhuoyu and Hongna, while Da Kui and his wife began to make their pancake cart outside, and Xiao An and Daoba sat in the store and watched.
Daoba: "Actually, it's good to live an ordinary life"
Xiao An: "Just you?" Sooner or later, the color one B will be arrested by the police."
"No, I can't!" How could a person as pure and kind as me be captured? ”
Xiao An and Daoba looked at each other and smiled, and at this moment, an old man ran in in a panic and saw Xiao An, "Oops~ You're still there!" Come and pay you back the water money" said that he put a 20 yuan bill, turned his head and ran, turned around and said, "See you tomorrow" and ran away, the knife looked confused, and asked Xiao An "What's the situation"
Xiao An smiled and said, "An old man who cheated on eating and drinking, wore a Taoist robe in the morning to sell Buddhist cards, and now he has changed his clothes" As soon as the words fell, a fat woman with a hot head ran over behind her, shouting in a sharp voice, "Robbery!" Catch that old bastard in front! Holding high heels in his hand and wearing a green sportswear, he felt that the sportswear was about to be torn~ Shouting and jogging over, the two looked at each other, "Can you catch up?" Then the two shook their heads together~ "Can't"
Da Kui and his wife quickly packed up the pancake cart, and Da Kui came in and said to Xiao An, "Master, come out and see my pancake cart"
Xiao An and Daoba came out and took a look, don't say it, make it look good, Xiao An "will start business tomorrow?" ”
Da Kui nodded, "Yes, you have to hurry up to make money."
Xiao An: "Then you two have to go to bed early, or you won't be able to get up tomorrow"
Da Kui: "It's not~ The two of us went up first," said Du Juan'er, said hello to the two of them, and went upstairs to rest. The two of them sat down and watched the store, and when it came to the store, the two of them had not seen the store for a long time, and the two of them were in good spirits because they had slept all day during the day.
As the night approached, and there were fewer and fewer people on the street, the two began to play cards, and when they passed the time, a man walked in, "Am I lost?" What kind of place is this? Bring me a box of Nanjing."
Xiao An looked up and glanced at "You are dead, go out and go, go to the Land Temple" Xiao An's tone was not good, because this man was angry, and he thought he was very bullish, and Xiao An was annoyed when he saw it.
The man wanted to kick open the table and scold, but he ended up walking through the table, and his expression finally changed "What's going on"
Xiao An: "You're dead!" Pair two! "Let's throw two cards on the table
"You're big~ You're out" turned to the man and said, "You still want to be wild?" Hurry up and go out and keep walking" Then he stared at the man with extremely fierce eyes, and the man let the knife stare at him, turned his head and left.
Xiao An: "Okay? Five, Six, Seven"
"It's okay, circle Kaijian"
Xiao An "This kind of little offspring, he is brave and ruthless all day long, he didn't meet me when he was alive, and when he met me, he taught this kind of goods a hard lesson, five bullets"
"Don't, you have heavy hands now, you beat people to death at once, you're in trouble, right four"
Xiao An: "It's okay, I can control myself very well now, and I feel like I've improved a few small levels, right six"
"You feel this way too, I also feel something in the battle, you lose after five pops"
Xiao An threw the cards in his hand, "Oh yes, can you keep in touch with the master often?" ”
"It is not often possible to contact, and the master said that the probability of being able to contact this method is relatively large"
Xiao An: "The signal is not good?" Then another man came in, hunched over, his head stretched forward, and his hands in his pockets, "Get a bag for you..." Before he finished speaking, he was kicked out by Xiao An, and the ghost didn't know what was going on, so he flew out upside down, and after a while, he crawled in again, opened his mouth and said, "..." was kicked out again, Xiao An pushed the door open, threw out the thorn chains, and didn't speak, just stared at the male ghost on the ground.
Male ghost: "What did you do, you will fight... Ah! The thorn chains fell on the male ghost, and the male ghost cried out in pain.
Male ghost "Nima's B, hello... Oh! Another chain, the male ghost was about to open his mouth to continue, another chain, the male ghost stopped talking, covered his mouth and stared at Xiao An, didn't dare to say anything more Xiao An was expressionless, and another chain was pumped up, and said to the male ghost, "Who are you?" ”
The male ghost opened his mouth and said, "Ye is wrong"! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! The chain was whipped on the male ghost as if he didn't want money.
The knife was not enough, he couldn't open the door, and shouted through the door, "If you fight again, you'll be scattered, come back!" I'll fight for you! ”
When the male ghost heard this, he pointed to the knife, "Master thought you were going to help Master!" Exercise! Oh! Xiao An smoked more than a dozen chains in a row, and the male ghost who smoked was dying, Xiao An grabbed the male ghost's head and pulled it back to the convenience store.
Xiao An looked at the male ghost, "Can you say my words?" ”
The male ghost bowed his head and didn't dare to speak, and the knife was blessed with a spell, snap! With a slap in the face, the male ghost's face turned out to be burned, and the male ghost struggled violently, and returned to normal after a while.
Knife "Talk"
Male ghost "Lord... I would say"
Xiao An: "Every day, the eldest is short!" Do you have what it takes? ”
Male ghost: "I won't say it... Sorry big guys."
The knife kicked out, "The identity of the master!" Do you dare to call it big brother? ”
Xiao An almost fell, but he still stabilized his figure, and the male ghost "Yes, yes, yes!" Grandpa, I was wrong"
Daoba nodded with satisfaction, "Go out and keep walking!" Don't look back! I'm going to give you twenty more chains! Hear no"
After hearing this, the male ghost ran away as if he was running away, Xiao An "Why did so many young adults die tonight?"
Daoba "This kind of scum, it's a good thing to die, whatever?"
When Xiao An and Daoba were about to go back, another man came, also in a flow of anger, with a face full of words written that Xiao An and Daoba were ready to beat the ghost, the man looked at the door, looked into the distance, and left without coming in, and the two looked at each other, "Then play cards!" ”
The next morning, around five o'clock, Da Kui and his wife have gone downstairs, Du Juan prepared green onions, and coriander chopped, Da Kui mixed sauce, mixed batter, busy and happy, Xiao An and Daoba also helped to send to the pancake car, about five fifty, an old man drove an electric tricycle to the door of the convenience store, and sent a big bag of fritters and shortbread to Da Kui and his wife, Da Kui and his wife spread up at the door, first sent two to Xiao An and Daoba, and then pushed the cart to the other side of the road, the sky gradually brightened, People who go to work see that there is a pancake stand at the entrance of the community, so they come forward to buy, and those who finish buying leave in a hurry, for fear of being late for work.
Xiao An and Daoba looked at the busy Da Kui couple and said, eating really good pancakes, "I won't worry about eating breakfast in the future"
"Well, it seems that there is still a good reward for doing good deeds."
was eating pancakes with relish, an old man rushed in, snatched Xiao An's pancakes, and ate them in a big gulp, Xiao An was caught off guard, "I'm!" You're the old liar again! ”
The person who came was not someone else's old man from yesterday, the old man took out a hundred yuan and threw it in front of Xiao An, "Give you money, can't I buy it?"
Xiao An picked up the money, flicked it a few times in confusion, really, and pretended it, "What are you doing here?" ”
After that, a few people ran by the door, and as they ran, they said, "What about the liar?" What's the matter if it's gone? ”
Xiao An looked at the door, "Who are you going to cheat again?" ”
The old man: "Don't say that the deception is so ugly, it's to help him pay for the cause and effect"
Xiao An: "Fart! If you cheat, you will cheat, and you will repay the cause and effect!"
The old man had already finished eating the pancakes at this time, and sat next to Xiao An, "Let me introduce myself, I am a fortune teller of a mage and a Taoist priest!" You can call me Wu Tai Sin! ”
Xiao An: "Wu Daxian? Pull down, old liar! ”
The half-eaten pancakes in the knife bar were handed to the old man, "Wu Daxian?" Old Wu Tou! Do you still eat it? ”
The old man was about to take it with a smile on his face, but the knife withdrew his arm and smiled at the old Wu head, "Hehe, 200 yuan!" ”