Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Torch Mouth Ghost
Xiao An thought about it when he went to the village of Da Kui and his wife to investigate, he also passed by an ancient tomb, and the ancient tomb was guarded by Yin soldiers, and the Yin soldiers claimed that they were Yelu's subordinates. Could it be a coincidence? Shook his head, he didn't want to, so he directly put He Gang into the cigarette case, and suddenly the knife sneered and laughed, Xiao An wondered, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"I remember something! ”
Xiao An: "What's the matter?" ”
Daoba: "Tai'an's family still stays up late with us!" "Laugh!
Xiao An covered his face, "Forget about this!" Look at the watch it's already past four o'clock! Xiao An picked up the phone, "Hey? Director Tai, the matter is settled~ You can sleep"
Tai'an sighed on the other end of the phone, and then thanked him a thousand times, and after hanging up the phone, the housekeeper asked Tai'an, "Master, aren't you afraid that those two young people will bluff you?" ”
Tai'an: "Hey~ remember one sentence! A master is a master! Competent! It's not your turn to question mortals like you and me! ”
The butler nodded, "Then do you think you need to give some gifts to the two masters?" ”
Tai'an thought for a moment: "These two friends have to be made!" You can do it! ”
The butler nodded yes, and the others went to sleep.
Xiao An hung up the phone and said to Daoba, "What?" Don't you go upstairs to take a break? ”
The knife glanced at Xiao An, "Two girls upstairs!" Where do I have a place to sleep."
Xiao An thought about it, and the doorbell suddenly rang, and a middle-aged man rolled in! Looking out of the door in horror, trembling all over, Xiao An and Dao Ba looked, Xiao An said, "Anyway, I feel like I haven't come here for a long time."
"That's right! ”
The man who came in saw the two of them looking at him, covered his head in horror, and shouted, "Don't kill me, don't kill me!" ”
Daoba and Xiao An saw a lot of ghosts, thinking that they might have just died and were killed, so they still had a certain memory, so the two ignored this person and chatted about each other, until the middle-aged man found that he was not threatened, watching the two chatting happily, frowning strangely, Xiao An looked at the middle-aged man "Go out!" You will see the Land Temple, and someone will send you to reincarnate after the Land Temple" After speaking, he continued to chat with Daoba, and the middle-aged man stammered, "Can I hide here for a while?" There's a monster out there! Eating ghosts"
Xiao An heard "Huh? Monster? "How does this man know he's a ghost? And he asked, "What do you mean?" ”
Man "I know I'm dead, I've been dead for a long time, I saw it a few days ago, but there's a fire-breathing monster at the door!" Always eating ghosts! I took advantage of the chaos to escape. ”
Xiao An stood up and looked out, there was nothing? How can there be monsters? So I pushed the door and went out, and looked, it's normal that there are no lonely ghosts or monsters on the street? Looking at the middle-aged man with a frown, "I didn't see anything!" ”
The middle-aged man stepped back "under his feet"
Xiao An lowered his head and saw a little monster that was not as tall as a calf! Body rough beating! The limbs are short, the body is made of wood, and the mouth is open! Spit fire in your mouth! Before Xiao An could figure out what it was, this little thing was about to open its mouth and bite its leg! Xiao An kicked the little thing away, frowned and looked at Daoba, who was also surprised, "What is this?" ”
Xiao An: "Where do I know! ”
"What should I do then?" ”
Xiao An: "Do you want to arrest it?" ”
"Then grab it first!" Xiao An nodded, rushed to the little monster, and grabbed the little monster! The little monster is full of horror! Towards Xiao An's face, it is to breathe fire! Xiao An didn't have time to dodge, but the flames didn't hurt Xiao An, but made Xiao An feel warm, looked down and checked, even his clothes were intact, Xiao An raised his hand is a brain jump, the little monster covered his head and kicked his legs! Xiao An took this little thing back to the store, and as soon as he sat down, before he could take a closer look at this little guy, more than a dozen ghosts rushed in and accused this little monster!
"This little thing has eaten several ghosts!"
"That's it! How did you catch it! ”
"Don't say it! People are so good that they helped us catch this monster! Don't talk cool about it! ”
"That's it! Why don't you see you being so tough when monsters eat ghosts? They've caught you and you're coming out again."
More than a dozen ghosts expressed their opinions one after another, and Xiao An looked up, "You guys don't want to be reincarnated, right?" Are you going to let me scatter my soul? "Get up and throw out the thorn chains! Dancing a whip in the air! More than a dozen ghosts were instantly quiet, and Xiao An looked at the dozen ghosts, "Don't you leave yet?" As soon as the words fell, a dozen ghosts disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Xiao An lifted the little monster up again, and saw that the little thing seemed to be very weak, and there was no vitality anymore, lying on the table, Xiao An said, "What the hell is this?" ”
"I'll check!" ”
Xiao An: "Check? Where can I find it? ”
The knife proudly took out a very old thread-bound book from his back! There were a few strange symbols on it, and Xiao An asked Daoba, "What kind of book is it?" ”
"This is a hundred ghosts"
Xiao An: "What is this?" ”
Daoba: "This is a sermon that only people in my Taoist sect can understand!" ”
Xiao An nodded as if he didn't understand, and went to observe this little monster, and found that this little monster was a mallet! The head is big, thick on the side of the body, the lower body is a little narrower, the mouth is very big, and flames are coming out from between the teeth, Xiao An looked at it and nodded, this thing must be made of wood! How can the flame not be extinguished? Xiao An suddenly became playful, picked up the key and wanted to knock on the mouth of this little thing, but he didn't pry it open for a long time, so he could only give up stupidly.
The knife flipped through the book for a long time, and slapped his leg: "Torch mouth ghost!" ”
Xiao An: "Huh? What the hell is this! ”
"Torch mouth ghost, the appearance of this ghost is very powerful, the body is like a Bodhi tree, and the mouth often spits flames. Before the food could reach the mouth, it was burned to ashes. The reason why the torch mouth ghost really has this fate is because he was extremely stingy and stingy in his life, and he slammed the door to the extreme."
Xiao An: "What does this mean, this is a stingy ghost?" ”
Daoba "can be understood in this way"
Xiao An: "That means that this thing is stingy to die before he is alive, and he will become a torch ghost after death... That's not right! Isn't it very powerful? How is it so small? ”
Daoba thought for a long time, "Probably hungry, right?" Whatever he eats, he will be burned by the flames in his mouth."
Xiao An: "Hmm... No wonder, do ghosts starve to death? ”
"I don't think so, but some ghosts will feel hungry!" For example, starving ghosts, needle-mouth ghosts, stinky hairy ghosts, stinky mouth ghosts, etc., will feel hungry."
Xiao An: "It's understandable to starve to death, needle mouth, what does a stinky hairy ghost mean?" ”
"Needle ghost, the amount of food is huge!" But his throat and eyes are only pinholes, and he can't swallow the delicious mountain delicacies that he can't swallow, so he can only smell the fragrance with his eyes and live by drinking white water. This ghost is hungry all day long, and the general needle-mouth ghost wastes a lot of food during his lifetime, and becomes a needle-mouth hungry ghost after death."
Xiao An "must not waste food", Xiao An does not want to become a hungry ghost after death
"Then there is the stinky ghost, and the stinky ghost is the ghost with strange smelly body hair all over the body." How bad does his fur really get? It is said to smell worse than the most smelly feces, so smelly that it can smoke muscles and bones, smoke through the stomach and intestines, and even if it breathes through its mouth, it will still vomit. In order to get rid of this trouble, he will keep tearing his body hair, tearing it until his body is mixed with blood and his skin is cracked, but the hair will still keep growing out of the wound, making him even more painful! ”
Xiao An: "What about the smelly mouth?" Isn't it much the same as stinky hair? ”
"Knife ba" is almost, the foul smell constantly breeds in the mouth of the stinky ghost, and it stinks like dung. What's worse is that this evil breath will smoke himself and make him vomit constantly. Moreover, no matter what food is stuffed into his mouth, it will quickly rot and stink, leaving it unappetizing, and he is often annoyed by hunger and thirst. ”
Xiao An: "So these are ghosts who waste food!" Xiao An shouted outside the store, "Ladies and gentlemen! Don't waste food! ”
Daoba was stunned, "Who are you talking to?" ”