Chapter 14: Xiao Yu: Say it and you'll die! 【Request for Recommendation Votes】
"Huh?"
"I ...... I didn't go along, here...... It's a blue toilet! ”
Su Fan pointed to the urinal outside, when he was nervous, and he was so drunk that he even stuttered.
"Get out!!" Xiao Yu blushed, and she was about to die of shame.
"It's really a men's restroom...... Unbelief... Believe it or not, you don't have that thing in your women's bathroom! Su Fan thought that the other party didn't believe it, he was afraid that he would be treated as a hooligan, so he hurriedly continued to explain.
"Get me out!" Xiao Yu's silver teeth were clenched, and a mist began to fill in a pair of watery eyes, and she was about to cry on the spot.
Su Fan couldn't see the woman crying, so he retreated in a panic.
There was a 'bang', and the door was slammed shut.
Seeing this, Su Fan was a little confused, but he really drank too much, he was drunk, and he was uncomfortable, so he hurriedly solved it outside, and it took a while before it ended.
After the release, Su Fan sobered up a little and thought of Xiao Yu in the compartment.
He asked tentatively, "Are you alright?" ”
"That...... emmmm, need help? He added.
Seeing that the other party was silent for a long time, he tentatively stepped forward out of kindness, but he seemed to hear his footsteps, and before he could reach the door, a coquettish voice came from inside: "Get out!" ”
"Oh."
Su Fan answered, turned around and left honestly, just muttered to himself when he walked to the door: "A woman, running to the men's toilet to run rampant, is really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!" ”
With that, he walked towards the cafeteria.
But it happened to be heard by Xiao Yu inside.
"Ahhhh
"What kind of evil have I committed!"
Xiao Yuqiao's face was flushed, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into it directly, she clenched her teeth and said weakly: "God, if I am guilty, please judge me directly, instead of sending such a bastard boy to torture me!" ”
Before, the women's toilet was full, Xiao Yu was in a hurry, and then she was opportunistic, and after several temptations, she confirmed that there was no one in the men's toilet, thinking that it was just a short while, and her body was really uncomfortable, Xiao Yu had the courage to rush into the men's toilet to solve it, but because she was in a hurry under anxiety, the door was not closed, and this was the thing that Su Fan bumped into later.
At the moment when Su Fan rushed in just now, Xiao Yu's soul was scared!
At this time, recalling Su Fan's broken thoughts when he just left, Xiao Yu was almost angry!
"Help, help!"
"The child can't live!!"
"This is how I will meet people in the future!"
She went crazy for a while, and her mentality collapsed.
But immediately after, Xiao Yu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and glared at him: "That guy was full of alcohol just now, it seems that he drank too much, he shouldn't talk nonsense to people later, right?!" ”
Come to think of it.
Xiao Yu said 'ahh
It's just that there are some water stains at the corners of the skirt...
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The other side.
Su Fan staggered left and right to the cafeteria, it happened to be a meal at this time, and the spacious canteen was noisy and extremely lively.
He was cooking with his aunt in front of the window with a dinner plate, although he was much sober, there was still a pause in his words, "Shredded potatoes... Mapo Tofu ...... There are still chicken drumsticks today... Auntie added another chicken leg to me. ”
The cafeteria aunt smelled the smell of wine on Su Fan's body, glanced at Su Fan with some concern, and shook her head helplessly: "Young people drink less alcohol, it's not good for your health." ”
After speaking, she casually added an extra chicken leg to Su Fan.
"Thank you, Auntie!" Su Fan saw it in his eyes, but he didn't explain too much.
After all, now that he has discovered his 'special physique', drinking is not a manifestation of self-depravity, but that he is trying to change his mediocre fate by drinking!
As nonsense as it sounds, it's true!
Su Fan took the plate and began to look for a place in the cafeteria.
It's just the trajectory of walking, a little erratic.
"The guy drank again."
"If you are willing to fall, just because of a woman, why bother?"
"It's nice to say, although Su Fan is pulling it now, but ask yourself if this kind of thing happens to us, who can stay calm? Self-care love words hurt the most! ”
"Hey......"
"How long has he been drinking? You have to have a degree of hurt by love, right? ”
"This person is completely useless, and it is estimated that it will not be long before he will be terminated by the club."
"It's a pity, it's a pity, if his previous talent was given to me, I wouldn't be able to keep it at this time, and I would already be a leader in my own right!"
"His fate should be a wake-up call for us, men must put their careers first!"
“……”
Seeing Su Fan's drunken appearance, the players of the second team shook their heads and talked about it one by one, but their faces were more or less gloating.
These voices were all heard by Su Fan, but he didn't care much.
In the past, I was really hurt by my love when I was drunk, but now it's different!
"Su Fan, here!"
Just as he was about to sit down, someone not far away called out to him.
Following the prestige, it was Shi Senming who was calling, and there were incense pots, uzi and others at the table with him.
The first team's starters are all there.
Su Fan thought that he was not talking lightly now, the most important thing was that he was drunk, and it was not suitable to sit at the same table with the other party, so he said hello to Xiao Ming with a smile, and sat down to prepare for dinner.
Seeing that Su Fan didn't come, Xiao Ming glanced at him and knew that Su Fan should have drunk a lot, so he didn't forcibly invite him again.
"It's so big, how much has to be drunk." Xiaohu was a little surprised.
"To be honest, it's really to be hurt by love, and real men should stand up and, okay?" The incense pot was a little unbearable, and immediately said loudly to Su Fan: "Why should a woman? Your talent is actually quite good, cheer up and make a name for yourself on the stage, what kind of woman do you want when the time comes? ”
Seeing that the incense pot was so unemotional, Xiao Ming dragged him, and his eyes were a little complaining.
Su Fan was about to eat, but when he heard this, he also stopped his movements and looked back.
"What? Don't you like to hear it? ”
"Waste will use alcohol to kill sorrows, if a really strong person can't even bear this blow and escape by drinking every day, then my suggestion is that you quickly terminate the contract with the club, and go to the bar to be a waiter in the future, let you drink, after all, the weak who can't cheer up only deserve to live like this."
Xiangguo ignored Xiao Ming and pointed at Su Fan and shouted.
He was so loud that he wanted everyone to hear him.
This made Xiao Ming's face look very ugly, and he whispered: "Don't force it, you think about other people's feelings!" ”
"Thinking about a fart, because you were dumped by a woman and you willingly degenerated like this, and you still want others to take care of your dignity? My rating is pure clown! The incense pot not only did not relent, but continued to spit on it.
This made Xiao Ming's face even more ugly.
Even Xiaohu and Uzi glanced at the incense pot complainingly.
This kid is open-mouthed, they are all used to it, but they didn't expect him to 'target' a small person who is insignificant in the club in public.
Some of the players of the second team around made a look of watching the play one by one at this time.
Even many club staff looked over.
"You're right."
Listening to these words, Su Fan did not directly rage or act with the incense pot as everyone expected, but calmly agreed with the other party's words, which was beyond everyone's expectations.
After all, everyone could see that Su Fan had indeed drunk a lot, and when he annoyed a drunken person, the other party could definitely do anything, but Su Fan was different, although his face was red and he was full of alcohol, but his behavior was not even the slightest outrageous move, not to mention, and even seemed extremely calm, if it weren't for the smell of alcohol on his body, no one would think that this kid had drunk!
"Then you still borrow wine to kill your sorrows?" The incense pot was stunned, and he was ready to fight with the other party.
“emmmm……”
"I said I'm just cheering you up?"
When he said this, even Su Fan himself couldn't help but laugh out loud.
It's because it's so......
But after crossing by himself, he obtained such a wonderful ability!
At the moment, it's just drinking in private.
If it comes to the future, you will have to drink it during the training match, and even blow the bottle on the field under the witness of thousands of netizens......
Come to think of it.
Even he himself was so embarrassed that he toe to the floor.
But who did he put up such a strange plug-in?
Su Fan could only reluctantly admit it.
He figured it out too.
E-sports, strength is respected!
As long as he can play a result, as long as his performance in the game is strong enough, let alone drinking in public, it is no exaggeration to say that even if he is drunk and crazy on the field, netizens will call him crazy and call 666 collectively.
Not only does he have to drink on the field, but he even has to ask the coach to pour himself a drink!
"Willing to fall!" Seeing Su Fan's appearance of 'oil and salt not entering', the incense pot shook his head, and simply sat down and didn't say more.
Xiaohu and Uzi also retracted their gazes, and they all looked a little disappointed.
"You are drunk, let you get drunk, Sister Zhou is smiling!" It's letme, at this time, don't forget to sarcastically say a few words to Su Fan, after all, this kid almost robbed him of his RNG starting list position in the past.
"There's a dog barking, and I don't say who." Su Fan glanced at letme, and simply picked up the chicken leg with his hand and took a bite.
"Someone wastes talent, someone is played with by a woman, and then chooses to fall, I know who, but I don't say." Letme in the distance also picked up the chicken leg and looked at Su Fan with a smile while eating.
At this moment, a beautiful and slender figure hurried from the door of the cafeteria.
Xiao Yu saw Su Fan from afar, and his eyes immediately lit up, so he hurriedly ran over and sat directly on the chair next to Su Fan.
"I've finally found you!" Xiao Yu said breathlessly.
Su Fan looked sideways and subconsciously said, "Huh? You weren't ...... just now."
Before she finished speaking, she was directly covered by a soft little hand, and a delicate little face approached him, her cheeks were slightly red, she stared at Su Fan's ear, and her voice seemed to be squeezed out of her teeth, as thin as a mosquito: "If you dare to talk nonsense, you will die!" ”
Su Fan hurriedly shut up, facing the delicate face that was close in front of him, almost touching his cheeks, he blinked honestly.
Looked at.
Xiao Yu took his hand away at this time, and rolled his eyes curiously.
The two are very close, and this behavior looks to others as if they are a young couple flirting.
Whether it is a group of second-team players who were originally watching the play.
Or the starters of the first team such as UZI and Xiangguo collectively widened their eyes at this time, looking at Su Fan one by one dumbfounded.
Especially letme.
The chicken leg in his hand fell on the table with a 'click', and his face was full of disbelief.
"This grandson, how long has it been since he found the next family?!" Letme people are stupid!