Xiao An: "What kind of big family, what does it have to do with me?" Are you a doppelganger? ”

Tang Zhenguo: "Yes~ But we call it a stand-in." ”

Xiao An: "People are willing to help you get beaten?" ”

Tang Zhenguo: "Oh~ You may have misunderstood, they are the ones who helped me die, and they died on the first day they helped me work." ”

Xiao An looked at Tang Zhenguo, who had lost all his teeth after being beaten by himself just now, and then looked at Tang Zhenguo, who was dressed brightly in front of him, "How can it be so like?" ”

Tang Zhenguo shrugged: "Plastic surgery?" ”

Xiao An nodded, "I have both money and power, so why are you looking for me with such great ability?" ”

Tang Zhenguo: "I actually caught your handle a long time ago, you often disappear in front of your temple, so I have already guessed your identity." ”

Xiao Anxin said, "Silly Bo, I want to enter the Buddha hall often, am I still a Buddha?" ”

Tang Zhenguo continued, "Since you are a god, I think you can help me live forever~"

Xiao An: "I'm not immortal, how can I help you live forever?" ”

Tang Zhenguo smiled: "Are you unwilling to help me~"

Xiao An: "It's not that I don't want to, I really can't help you, if you want to live forever, you can find a scientist to help you!" What's the use of looking for me? "Xiao Anxin said, if you look for me, you are looking for death.

Tang Zhenguo: "I don't care about this, if you can't let me live forever, I will let you be locked up here forever." ”

The reason why Xiao An didn't do it was to find where the real Tang Zhenguo was, because Xiao An had already seen that this Tang Zhenguo was actually fake, although these people looked the same, but they always repeated the words in the headphones, Xiao An's divine sense could already shoot far away, and it didn't take long for Xiao An to find the deity, it turned out that the deity was really in Roast Duck City, but Xiao An found that the person using the walkie-talkie was a drooping old man, sitting in a wheelchair, with various medical instruments next to him, and his appearance was somewhat similar to that in front of him, It looks like it should be the old version of Tang Zhenguo, Xiao An smiled and understood everything, "Tang Zhenguo, I thought your technology was really high, but I didn't expect it to be this level, look at your white hair, you still need an oxygen tube to make a living, find a few people who are similar to you when you were young, and you will be young?" Hmph~ self-deception. ”

After that, Xiao An grabbed the surrounding power grid, and the power grid was torn up instantly, Xiao An clapped his hands, "If you want to live longer, exercise more, smoke less, drink less, don't think about these useless things for a day, I'm not afraid to tell you, you just sent an army, I can easily kill it in seconds, and give you a piece of advice!" Don't mess with people you can't mess with! With that, the three of them disappeared in place.

Tang Zhenguo's stand-in hurriedly pressed the headphones on his ears, "Mr. Tang, what should I do now?" ”

Tang Zhenguo said on the other side, "Let's take a look at the situation first."

Stand-in: "Why don't we arrest his parents?" ”

Tang Zhenguo: "Do you still need to say it?" His house is surrounded by guards, and when a living person walks into a radius of 500 meters from his house, someone will come to investigate, how can you arrest him? ”

Stand-in: "Then I'll continue to check?" ”

Tang Zhenguo: "Keep checking!" Tell me what you find. ”

Stand-in "Yes!" After that, the stand-in entered a room, and the room was full of monitors, including the street where the convenience store was located, the restaurant of the Da Kui couple, the front of the mountain temple, and the surrounding area of the milk city.

Xiao An actually didn't take this group of mortals seriously at all, so he took Chunyuan and Chunrui to the restaurant of the Da Kui couple, and ordered a few dishes casually, and the three of them chatted while eating, not paying any attention to the few people at the table next to them, who were quietly staring at him.

Xiao An: "How's it going?" ”

Chun Rui: "Master, we found the second deceased's home, and found that the deceased had no family and lived alone, and the cause of death was like brain failure..."

Xiao An: "How do you two know?" ”

Chunyuan "is such a master, the deceased is in normal health, even ruddy, but his eyes are white, and unintentionally Chunrui knocked on the deceased's head, making a bang, like an empty shell, so we called the police, the police took the body away, and when we dissected it, we saw that the brain had shrunk to the size of a walnut, and it was black and dry, like..."

Xiao An: "It's like being sucked dry? ”

Chunyuan Chunrui nodded in unison, "Master knows what's going on?" ”

Xiao An: "Hmm... I'm not sure, but I've heard a similar legend once. ”

Chunyuan Chunrui likes to listen to Xiao An talk about things the most, so he put his hands on his cheeks and listened to Xiao Andao, "Legend has it that in the south of our milk city, there is a village called Ban Dingying, a farmer dug out a bowl of the Warring States period when he was plowing the land, this bowl is snow-white, and it is not porcelain or iron, what is not clear, the farmer picked it up and put it, this farmer is not married in his forties, and there is only one person in the family, so this farmer is at home while picking corn, while chattering, saying that he has no daughter-in-law, I feel thirsty for a while, so I am ready to stand up and pour some water to drink, and I find that a bowl of wine has appeared in this white bowl, and the farmer is curious, how can there be wine? I don't have the money to buy alcohol? So I picked up the bowl and smelled it, and found that the wine was fragrant and mellow, and took a sip, oops? It tasted pretty good, so I drank it all.

When I woke up the next morning, I felt that all the troubles were gone, and I felt that I was actually very good alone, and the whole family was not hungry when I was fed alone, this inexplicable sense of pleasure made the farmer very happy, and I bought a lottery ticket by the way when I went out, but I didn't expect to win the second prize, more than 100,000 ~ I renovated the house myself, and married a little girl in her early twenties, and life was particularly good.

I didn't expect the change to appear a few years later, because of the perennial improper posture of physical labor, waist problems, all day long back pain, naturally can not give the daughter-in-law a satisfactory life, gradually the daughter-in-law is naturally dissatisfied, within two years, with the child and the farmer divorced, the farmer was sad again, he bought some wine and food, went home to drink stuffy, said that the health is not good, the daughter-in-law also ran away, why is my life so unsmooth~ I ate side dishes while drinking, and after a while, the wine was finished, When he stood up and was about to go out to buy wine again, he suddenly smelled a very mellow aroma of wine, and the farmer knew at once that it was wine in a white bowl, because he had done countless experiments, but there was no wine in the bowl, and he smelled it again today, and said with a wry smile, not bad, so there is a bowl of good wine for me to drink! Then I drank it all again.

Wake up the next day feeling great! Feeling bad health is not a problem, a good mood, the brain is clear, think about the two times I drank wine because of their distress after drinking, and then the farmer took the bowl to the bowl and said, although there is a house to live in now, but there is no daughter-in-law, the voice fell, sure enough, there was wine in the bowl, the farmer put down the bowl after drinking, the heart has this baby, there is no need to spend money to buy wine in the future, so go out for a walk.

As soon as I went out, I met a girl, the girl didn't seem to see her eyes, and quickly apologized to the farmer, saying that she couldn't see it, and the farmer saw that the girl was extremely beautiful, so he said to the girl Do you want to go into the house and sit, it will be noon, and have a meal together? The girl was depressed for a while and agreed, and the two ate together, and on the way to eat, the farmer said that he had a problem with his waist, and the girl said that I have a way to treat my waist, but... When the peasants hear this, can they heal their waists? Hurry up and ask, but what? The girl said that she had to marry me to give this recipe, and this recipe was the dowry left by her dead father, and the peasant heard it, and this good thing? ”