"Fifteen, fifteen, twentie...... Five, fifteen, thirty"

"Hehe~ Macho man, you are cheating, you can conjure two more hands to see, still thirty, drink!"

Wang Meng just smirked, shook his head and said, "Don't drink, don't drink, can't drink!" ”

Pang Yan said: "Brother Meng, are you willing to gamble and lose, the wine depends on the character, you are a big lai, drink?" ”

"No, no!" Saying that, Wang Meng threw himself on the table and fell asleep.....

"This character, go~ I'll go to the checkout, go back to the dormitory to sleep, the door of the dormitory will be locked!" Zhao Yu said and went to settle the bill, Li Nannan and Pang Yan got up, kicked away the stool under their feet, one left and one right, set up Wang Meng, and staggered to follow Zhao Yu to the outside of the restaurant.

Introduction, Li Nannan, a native of the southwest of the Tang Kingdom, a standard college student with waste firewood, why does he say that he is waste wood? This Li Southwest was born in a small county town in the southwest of the Tang Kingdom, his father Li is an ordinary farmer, part-time as a decoration bricklayer in the spare time, his mother Wang Zhen'e is his virtuous helper, helping his father to farm and work, Li Southwest has been placed on high hopes by his parents since he was a child, and he has thrown money at him, this cram school, the improvement class, it is estimated that the money spent is enough to buy a good car for the family, Li Southwest is also very motivated, but for some reason, his grades are mediocre, and finally the Tang State College Entrance Examination, took an ordinary two, It's called Baifenikin University, and I took a particularly wastewood major, archaeology, and I opened an archaeology book, have you ever considered the employment of students, isn't "Baifenikin" just "wasted your money"? The key is that on the first day of Li Nannan's school, his father Li Wei spoke earnestly:

"Southwest Ah! Study hard, don't miss your studies, ensure a smooth graduation, be sure to get a graduation certificate, don't worry about finding a job, if you can't find it, go with me to paste bricks. ”

Really, the other three people who drank with Li Nannan, Zhao Yu, Wang Meng and Pang Yan are good brothers in the dormitory, and they usually have a good relationship, like this kind of second-rate undergraduate, there are no scholarships, and everyone has no motivation to get good grades, the key is, even if they are the first in the whole major, what is the use? The so-called "no desire, no desire", if the heart is not moving, there is no trouble, and there is no conflict of interests, so the relationship between the classmates is very good, so good that you sleep, you let you sleep, you play, you eat, eat together, say hello if you don't vote, give a kind smile, usually life is very comfortable, but about to graduate, Li Southwest always has a sense of loss and confusion.

"Am I going to have to go and put bricks? No, what a loss, I enjoyed this wonderful youth time, and lived up to my time, hahaha~"

Li Nannan thought to himself.

"You kid, you have a good mentality! ~”

"That's, I'm Li Nannan, you can say that I can't do this, and that's not, but no one can say that I have a bad mentality! Haha~ Wow! Who's talking to me? ”

Li Nannan looked at Wang Meng, who was dazed, and Pang Yan, who was trying to support Wang Meng together, and then looked at Zhao Yu who opened the road in front.

"Who's speaking, which one? Auditory hallucinations? ”

Li Nannan thought to himself, at eleven o'clock in the evening, in the alley behind the dormitory, the light bulbs hanging on the telephone poles flashed and flickered, and it seemed that the next flicker was about to explode with a "bang~", which was still a bit infiltrating.

"It must be the three of them, someone is joking on me!"

"Let's go! Come on! If you don't hurry, the dormitory building will be locked! ”

Li Nannan urged.

"Urging what? What's the hurry? If it's late, let's go open a room! ”

Zhao Yu replied, and at this time, Wang Mengmeng opened his eyes and said loudly

"Open the room! Are there any sisters?"

Pang Yan returned

"You are a virgin old pervert, or my little brother, I will serve you~"

"Get out! Get lost! Get lost! Cool off and go to ......."

In the midst of laughter, Li Nannan and the others had already arrived at the door of the dormitory building, the dormitory manager Uncle Ren was locking the door, and Zhao Yu walked briskly, holding his face

"Uncle Ren, keep the door!"

As he spoke, half of his head had squeezed into the crack in the door.

"You kid, watch your head!"

Uncle opened the door.

"You didn't bring outsiders in, did you?"

Uncle then asked.

"No, we don't have a habit of bringing women into dormitories."

Wang Meng replied, this hungry ghost in the color practices his hand speed in the dormitory toilet all day long, and he probably thinks about this kind of beautiful thing every day;

After returning to the bedroom, Li Nannan went to bed and fell asleep deeply, and then had a strange dream, in the dream, a spoon was wearing a bikini, twisting the handle of the spoon back and forth, just like a snake, one moment in an S shape, one moment a U shape, it shook its head and asked Li Southwest:

"Am I good-looking?"

In the dream, it kept jumping, Li Nannan just looked at it, and it kept asking

"Am I good-looking?"

Li Nannan kept answering in his heart, your sister's, your sister's.........

"Southwest, Southwest, get up quickly, it's half past ten, it's time to go to the classroom!"

Wang Meng urged, Li Nannan turned around and said in a daze

"Forget it, forget it, don't go, sleep!"

"Cowardice, today at 11 o'clock, graduation thesis defense"

When Li Nannan heard it, oh my mother! Forgetting about the defense, he quickly got up, got dressed, jumped out of bed, picked up the paper and ran out, without washing his face, thinking:

"It's over, it's over! It's going to be late! I can't get a graduation certificate, and I still can't take my head down! ”

He ran to the teaching building as soon as he slipped through the smoke, victory was in sight, and then the turn was the back door of the defense classroom, just 10:50, before turning the corner, Li Nannan stretched out his hand, put it on his chest and prepared to push the back door of the classroom open, but the turn was too sharp, and something broke together~ There was a strange softness in his palm.

"Something, squish"

"Smack~"

Li Nannan's face was burning red, and in the mystery, a beautiful woman wearing a light gray crop top jacket stood in front of him, this beauty was in a very good figure, about 170 in height, her long legs were perfectly set off by light blue slim jeans, and her exposed little waist was very fair, without a trace of fat, a pair of watery double eyelids and big eyes, staring at Li Nannan, and her little mouth was so good on the goose egg face, even if she was angry now, it was so perfect.

"Smack~"

Li Nannan's face burned again.

"You rascal!"

"I'm going to push the door, I didn't want to push you, do you believe it?"

Li Southwest replied weakly, and at the same time withdrew his hand like lightning, the little beauty was flushed, turned around, and ran away quickly, Li Southwest stood in place in a daze, looked at his hand, there was still a beautiful woman's body fragrance in the air, this was the first time in his life that he had close contact with a girl, it was really a collision of youth.

"Alas, alas~ Why are you standing stupidly? Not afraid to be late"

Wang Meng's voice came from behind him.

"Oh!"

Obviously, this episode is over, and maybe there will be no more.

Li Nannan pushed open the classroom door and sat in the last row, waiting for the teacher to roll him out to defend his thesis. The dissertation supervisor assigned to Li Nannan by the Department of Archaeology is a man who is not tall, wears thick glasses, has a forked beard, and looks meticulous, called Iron Eagle, and the reason why he emphasizes that he is a man is because his voice is very neutral, and even a little girly. Wang Meng is also in this group, and they do a topic called "The Method and Significance of Folk Archaeology", Li Nannan is responsible for compiling the method part, and Wang Meng is responsible for writing the meaning part, what is the problem.

"I don't think this teacher is a tomb robber who is whitewashing himself, after being tutored by him like this, I feel that the two of us are writing about tomb robbing, one stealing, the other selling." Li Nannan thought.

"Li Nannan!"

"Here!"

"Come on stage and start the defense!"

Li Nannan straightened the corners of his clothes, walked up to the podium, and sat a row of teachers below, his heart was puffing~ plopping, jumping non-stop, so nervous! The first to speak to him was his dissertation advisor, Tie Xiongying.

"Start presenting your paper!"

Li Nannan cleared his throat and began to explain:

"Folk archaeology is different from the formal archaeology organized by the state, his methods are diverse, the means are numerous, but after my research, it is roughly divided into two categories, the first category, the folk research class, that is, folk individuals and organizations according to the spread of feng shui knowledge, combined with stories and legends, to find holes and dig treasures, to confirm history, which accounts for 99% of folk archaeology, then it is divided into: patrol the mountain, that is, to see the terrain; Wangchuan, that is, to see the flow of water; arithmetic, that is, the five elements of arithmetic; Lanyue, that is, to check the classics. Then this second category is more special, called tomb rebels, that is, the original tomb keepers of some old families, who can't resist the temptation, rebel against the faith, and dig their own ancestral graves, accounting for only one percent!"

"Wait!"

The head of the department suddenly spoke, looking at the whispers of the teachers in the audience, Li Nannan was extremely nervous.

"Teacher Tie, come out!"

The head of the department got up and walked out as he spoke, he suddenly paused, turned his head, and said to Li Nannan:

"Li Nannan, your thesis, it's over! That Wang Meng's has also passed! ”

"Oye...... yyds”

Li Nannan's thesis was over, and he was very happy.

"Could it be that the spoon in my dream made me jump a big rope?"

The thought flashed through it. When other people's papers were asked this and that, it would take at least half an hour to speak, but Li Nannan's only spoke for 2 minutes, and it was over, he and Wang Meng returned to the dormitory and told Zhao Yu and Pang Yan the results of the battle, and they looked at Li Nannan and the two in disbelief.

"What shit luck! In the evening, the wine "......" is about "making an appointment, and whoever doesn't go is an alpaca......"

At this moment, compared with the peaceful atmosphere in the dormitory, the atmosphere in the office of Cao Yinglong, the head of the department, is very dull.

"Lao Tie, you, have you thought about it?"

"Think about it, Director!"

"You rebel against the tomb, now you are already in your last years, and you are about to withdraw from the stage of history, you are here with me to eat and wait for death, isn't it good to enjoy your old age in peace?"

Cao Yinglong helped his glasses~ Looking at Tie Xiongying, he was silent for a long time, and Tie Xiongying said:

"Those who should come will always come, and those who should go will always go, I calculated this Li Nannan's eight characters, he is the most yin and evil person, and he just inherits the mantle of our traitorous tomb."

"Aren't you afraid that he is artificially created by some people? After waiting for 20 years and not coming, he suddenly appeared at this time"

Cao Yinglong said.

"Director, I understand your kindness, but we are traitors, and we really don't have time."

Silent......

Buzz ~ Buzz ~ Buzz, the mobile phone vibrates regularly, and in order to reply, Li Nannan even vibrated the mobile phone.

"Huh? Why is Mr. Tie, haven't I defended? Strange?"

"Hello Mr. Tie!"

Li Nannan picked up the phone and greeted, and the voice of the iron eagle came from the other end of the phone

"Li Nannan, there is still a paper you bound at that time, I signed it, come to my office, take it back as a souvenir!" I'll wait for you."

Dududu~ Before Li Nannan could answer, the phone hung up.

"Li Nannan is the second monk who can't figure it out, but since the teacher told him to go, he will go, anyway, I'm not a handsome guy and a beauty, can he do it for me?"

Li Nannan thought all the way, and when he arrived at Teacher Tie's office, Li Nannan found that the other teachers were not there, and they might have gone to the afternoon class, Teacher Tie said to Li Nanan with a smile

"Southwest, the paper is well written, come ~ sit!".

He sat opposite Teacher Tie, Teacher Tie got up and poured him a cup of tea, handed it over, and then patted Li Nannan on the shoulder, and then Li Nannan suddenly fell asleep!

When Li Nannan woke up again, it was already half red at sunset, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone on the white wall of the office, which was beautiful, red, and warm.

"Ya, I must have drunk fake wine yesterday, why did I fall asleep, Mr. Tie may not be willing to disturb me!"

Picking up the graduation thesis signed by Mr. Tie on the table, Li Nannan went back to the three guys to drink.

"Huh? This spoon is so beautiful, how did it fall to the ground, the same as I dreamed last night! ”

Li Nannan picked up the spoon, put it in his pocket, and strode towards the dormitory......