18 Drinking too much hurts in the buttocks
"I'm telling you, there's no way I'm going to go with you to the Workshop Division again! Are you guys so good at teasing me Xia? β
The next moment, Xia Di and Lin Liangyou Zhang Ben sat in the private room of the teaching workshop, watching several musicians on the stage dancing with their sleeves.
Zhang Ben and Lin Liangyou squeezed Xia Di in the middle of the Luohan bed.
There are several small red lanterns covered with bamboo silk veils on the long table covered with red satin pins, and the bright and hazy red light shines on the table full of wine, food and fruits:
Jingshi Yellow Rice Wine, Jinan Autumn Dew White, Lanxi Jinpan Dew, Shaoxing Wine...... Rice wine, rice wine, fruit wine, medicinal wine, that is everything;
Nanjing Yaofang dates, Jiangnan Songjiang oranges, fried watermelon seeds, sesame sugar, kraft candy, rose filled with fragrant sugar...... The variety of preserved fruit pastries is dazzling;
In addition, the bronze wine slip of the hot wine, several red pattern plate white jade cups, and gold inlaid beads and double snail gold rolls; tea washes, clay pots, pure white pottery tea cups; Fruit-cutting Yunfeng, double-land domino Go...... Wine utensils, tea utensils, and entertainment utensils are also full, and they are staggered.
The lantern on the head glows differently depending on the color of the outer veil.
Everything is as if you are in the KTV of their time.
Although there is no screen microphone, it feels much more high-end! The high-end is even more quaint and elegant that is not found in cheesy KTV.
In the middle of the room, several beautiful young ladies with beaded hair were dancing, their skirts whirling.
Xia Di was uncomfortable at first, but when he saw this situation, he couldn't help but sigh: "I thought I was in the prince's mansion, and what I saw and heard was extravagant enough, but I didn't expect this sect to have such a place comparable to the prince's mansion?" β
"This is all funded by Brother Lin, and the lantern decorations and the like are also specially ordered to be arranged by the bustards." Zhang Ben said, "It cost a lot of silver taels!" β
"The world is decided, Lin Zongqi, it's too much!" Xia Di smiled and said, "But I don't know why such bad money is needed?" β
"Without him!" Lin Yanyou looked sideways at Xia Di and said loudly, "The main thing is to let us all have a reminiscence, the feeling of KTV." "The main thing is the money spent by the original owner, I don't know if it's hard-won, and it's not so painful.
Thanks to the original owner, let me also experience the life of the capital!
βktvοΌ You...... So you too! Xia Di pointed at Lin Scales in surprise.
"Isn't that weird?" Lin Lanyou smiled, "Even you can, why can't I?" β
The reason why Lin Liangyou Zhang Ben wants to confess his identity to Xia Di is because he wants to pull him into the gang and live well in this dynasty together.
Lin Liangyou didn't agree at first, he even exposed himself to Zhang Ben by accident.
But Zhang Ben said one thing, he said, Xia Di is a good person, at least, he is not bad, and he can't set off any storms.
"Can he be considered a good man?" In Lin Liangyou's eyes, any man who does not pity the fragrance and cherishes the jade has nothing to do with the word "good person".
"It used to be." Zhang Ben said, "It's just that I gradually lost myself in the officialdom." And after staying in this world that doesn't belong to me for a long time, there will always be a little perverted in my heart. In a word, floated! β
"I still don't understand, why do you want to confess our identities to that kid?" Lin Liangyou asked, "We didn't even tell the third brother!" β
"It's different, the third brother is the original Ming people." Zhang Ben said, "If you don't tell him, it's for his good." With his IQ, I'm afraid it's hard to understand this kind of thing. β
"Then you say, why do you want to confess your identity to Xia Ti? Just because his identity is the same as the two of us? β
"This person is a history major, and he is more familiar with the history of the Ming Dynasty than the two of us." Zhang Ben said, "With him, it will be easier to do things." β
"Then you don't have to confess to him, do you?"
"He already knows my identity, after so many years, isn't it okay?" Zhang Ben said, "He is also a traverser himself, don't worry, he won't say anything with this!" β
"I still don't understand, you two just have to take care of each other, why do you want to pull me into the water?" Lin Liangyou still prefers to stay in the dark.
"Have you ever played Werewolf Kill?" Zhang Ben asked.
"Of course I did! He's still a master! Lin Liang lobbied, "I used to make the company's female colleagues cry!" β
"That's right, if we all have cards, he will treat you and me as his own." Zhang Ben said, "Otherwise, one day I don't like you, and I miss you, wouldn't it be troublesome?" Now that I have the concern of being a traverser, I will never play it again, you see, even if I scold him for being bloody, he will never play me. β
Lin Liangyou thought about it and made a little sense, so he was speechless and had to give in.
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"Borrowing the light of Brother Lin, it's rare to be chic!" Zhang Ben raised his glass, "Come, Xia Qishe, have a drink!" β
"I don't drink, my butt hurts if I drink too much." Xia Di learned Lin Liangyou's identity, knowing that they were all the same kind of people, so they shouldn't be able to mess with him, his heart relaxed, and his mouth was still hard, "Not only butt, but all over the body...... Hey, a man like me should uphold the style of the Lamb, tonight! I've been dragged into the water by you. β
Lin Liangyou: Hypocrisy, what a hypocrisy!
"Don't be re-established." Zhang Ben said, "There is only one theme tonight, eat, drink and have fun, and don't care about anything else!" β
"Come on, Lao Zhang! I'm afraid that I will wake up and weigh a thousand 'catties' on my body. Xia Di said, "With so much wine, you really don't plan to let me go?" β
"The main thing is that I want to taste the wine of the ancients, which is the best." Lin Liangyou poured himself a glass of yellow rice wine first.
"These wines don't taste good!" Xia Di waved his head with his big hand, "If you want to say that it is delicious, of course you have to count the French wine in the palace!" But like you, you shouldn't have a chance to drink it. β
"Have you ever drunk it?" Zhang Ben was a little unhappy.
"Hehe, I'm ashamed to say that there was a good father-in-law who stole a pot full of incense and used it for a banquet," said Xia Ti, "I had the pleasure of having a drink, tsk, that taste!" β
"I didn't expect Xia to give Lord Shexia a very wide road! Even the inner court has people. Lin Liangyou's tone was a bit yin and yang.
"Otherwise, how do you think I got into this seven-grade thing?" Xia Di said proudly, "You can't take the exam honestly, can you?" The children's test will be the hall test, and when they are admitted, they are not sure what year it will be! β
"Aren't you well-versed in history? A liberal arts student, still afraid of exams? Zhang Ben asked.
"Damn! I'm proficient in history, not Baguwen! β
"Don't say so much, Brother Di, although this wine is not as good as the palace, let's give face and drink two glasses!" Lin Liangyou raised his glass and said, "You must know that it is a big crime to teach and receive from internal officials privately!" β
"Uh...... Yes! Then I'll give Brother You a face, come on, come on, and walk together. "This exciting crime and this KTV atmosphere really made Xia Di excited.
The trio had a drink.
Xia Di took the initiative to pour himself a cup and saluted Lin Liangyou: "Brother You! I let you break the bank today, I impeached you before, how offended, that's the little brother, I'm not sensible, and I ask you to have a lot of adults! Come on, I'll do it, you feel free! β
Lin Liangyou relaxed first: with him in hand, forgive him for not daring to come nonsense.
The three of them drank and watched the young ladies in ancient costumes dance and sing.
Zhang Ben said: "I have eaten, drunk, sung, and danced, and now I am short of a cigarette." β
Xia Di said: "Brother Zhang, then you have to wait, tobacco will not be introduced to our country until at least Wanli years." β
Lin Liang said: "This singing is a bit like the Huangmei Opera that my grandmother likes to watch, cough, it's good, it's good, it has a charm, but I always feel a little bit can't appreciate it." β
"Brother You, this is what you don't know how to appreciate." Xia Di said: "This is a Kunshan dialect opera, which is now called 'Legend', and soon after, it will be called Kunqu Opera!" These girls are now singing "The Story of the White Rabbit", which tells the story of Liu Zhiyuan and Li Sanniang, the founding emperors of the Han Dynasty five generations later. β
Lin Liangyou: "Damn, Brother Di is really proficient in history!" β
Zhang Ben gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing to be educated!" β
"If it is changed to "Difficult", it will really have a bit of a high-end KTV flavor." Lin Liang lobbied, snorting with a beat:
Wait for the opening of the show with heavy makeup/
The joys and sorrows on the stage are all sung by me/
Dancing like a cloud with a neon dress/
At the end of the curtain, the sideburns are stained with frost......
"Hey, otherwise, Brother Dy, you change this word, maybe you will become the first tailor of the Ming Dynasty...... No, it's the first word in the Ming Dynasty! β
"Brother You, your words don't rhyme. Besides, the singing of music by the students, just like the poetry of a monk, is not considered evil, but it is a loss of my duty as a scribe! Xia Ti said.
Here we go again, these literati and Confucian scholars are like plastic bagsβthey can really hold them.
"If you're bored, tell them to come down and rest! I see that they are also tired of dancing and singing. Xia Di smiled maliciously, "I'll show the two big brothers a fun one!" Guaranteed freshness and excitement! β
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Lin Liangyou looked at Zhang Ben and said in his heart: Why do I feel that he is smiling a little perverted?
Zhang Ben understood: I think too.