Chapter 66: The blind date journey of a foolish programmer
Lu Chen just wanted to open his mouth to refute, but saw a pile of red banknotes appear in front of him.
Suddenly I looked up and saw a man with black-rimmed glasses and a plaid shirt, dressed like a programmer.
hurriedly shouted at Qin Shou and the sister in front of him:
"Qin Shou! Sister! Look at the fool appearing! ”
He also thinks that only fools can be fooled, but he didn't expect to really meet a fool today!
A few black lines popped out of the brains of the programmer who Lu Chen called a fool, and immediately defended:
"I'm not a fool!"
Qin Shou: "Okay! Fool brother! ”
Girl: "Okay! Brother fool! ”
“……”
The programmer pressed his index finger against the bridge of his nose, pushed his black-framed glasses, coughed, and said to Lu Chen with a serious expression:
"Brother Lu, I'm your fan!"
Lu Chen hurriedly shook his head and refused to admit it.
"Don't slander me! I don't have such a stupid fan! ”
“(* ̄︿ ̄)”
An angry "tic-tac-toe" symbol appeared on the programmer's face.
"I'm here for your help!"
The programmer brought the stack of bills closer together.
"Help?"
Qin Shou and Lu Chen showed a curious look on their faces, looked at the programmer with wide eyes, and said in unison:
"What's the busy?"
Lu Chen looked at the red banknote in the programmer's hand, extremely curious, this was the first time that a fan appeared to ask him for help.
"Help me go on a blind date! Then find me a reliable marriage partner! ”
The programmer's eyes were fixed on Lu Chen, with a hint of sincerity in his words.
The current blind date market is too volatile, and with a monthly income of 20,000, he is not outdated in the blind date market, the most insignificant and bleak of the dazzling stars.
He thought that good things were not afraid of being late, and he was slow to carve out, but his parents ordered him to find a girlfriend to marry this year.
He didn't have contact with girls all the year round, and he was nervous as soon as he came into contact with girls, and finally when he couldn't watch the live broadcast, he learned that Lu Chen was setting up a stall near his company, and he hurried to ask Lu Chen after work.
After all, Lu Chen is not like himself, a security guard can have a good relationship with a goddess like Zhao Xiaotang and Xu Xiaodan, and it seems that his emotional experience is much richer than himself.
"Whether it works out or not, these two thousand yuan will belong to you, Brother Lu!"
The programmer stuffed a wad of banknotes in his hand into Lu Chen's arms, but Lu Chen didn't react yet.
Qin Shou spoke first with a strange expression.
"Brother. Are you sure you want to find Brother Lu to find you a reliable girl to marry? ”
This thing doesn't sound like much.
But if you think about it, you will find out.
The words reliable and Lu Chen have nothing to do with each other at all.
The girl on the side couldn't help but nod after listening to it, it seems that this programmer-like brother is really writing code to write people stupidly.
The programmer felt Qin Shou and his sister's eyes as if they were caring for the mentally retarded, his face was a little ruddy, and he retorted:
"I've been watching Brother Lu's live broadcast, although Brother Lu is a little unreliable, but in the end, the result is good every time!"
He is full of confidence in Lu Chen!
Hearing this, Qin Shou's face became even more strange.
"You mean that we participated in the Chef God Competition, and Brother Lu fed the judges to eat the original large intestine?"
"Or did he just go to the orphanage, and the children were kidnapped?"
Hearing this, the programmer lost some confidence in Lu Chen.
Before he could think of a rebuttal, Qin Shou continued to point to the scab the size of a fingernail on his hand and said:
"See this wound? The last time I was beaten while shopping with Brother Lu, I haven't gotten my medical bills until now! ”
"Look at the sign in front of Brother Lu again, are you sure you want to hand over this kind of lifelong event to him?"
The programmer glanced down at the sign in front of Lu Chen, thinking back to Qin Shou's words in his mind, and the bland words were like thunder, like a sharp arrow shooting directly into the programmer's chest, crushing his confidence.
He turned around and just wanted to get the money back, but he touched Lu Chen's warm big hands.
With a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth, Lu Chen put a wad of banknotes into his arms, couldn't help patting his chest, and said with a firm look in his eyes:
"Just put ten thousand hearts, brother! Leave this matter to me, and I'll definitely find you a sister-in-law to come back!" ”
"No, I'll find you a satisfying girlfriend back!"
From him, Lu Chen felt the trust he had not felt for a long time!
The corners of Qin Shou's mouth twitched slightly, admonishing Lu Chen to calm down.
"Brother Lu, calm down! The ancestor said well, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage! ”
"Calm down, what do you want me to take to calm down, I ...... the most"
"That's not right! Who dares to stop me today! I'll send him to see the Ancestor! ”
Lu Chen's face turned cold, and he looked at the programmer on the side, and the corners of his mouth suddenly showed a cruel smile.
"What do you say? Brothers? ”
At this time, the programmer dared to speak.
In order not to go down there to reunite with the ancestors first, he could only nod silently, broke his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.
"You're right to Brother Lu! I'm sure you ......."
The programmer silently took out the prepared red envelope and quietly handed it to Qin Shou.
"Brother Qin. After that, I'll bother you a lot! ”
Qin Shou gently took down the red envelope, his face was suddenly full of smiles, patted his chest, and said very proudly:
"Don't worry! It's up to me! ”
"Even if it's Brother Lu making trouble! I've also made it clear to you! ”
The programmer nodded, a smile that was uglier than crying.
Feeling the palms of Lu Chen and Qin Shou who were constantly patting his shoulders, he suddenly had the feeling that he had fallen into a bandit's den.
Before the work began, he had already lost four thousand oceans!
The girl blinked and looked at Lu Chen with big eyes, but Lu Chen put away the cardboard, as if she was working hard.
"Go, go, go! The kids are playing, and we're going to talk about work now! ”
Since it's a blind date, naturally you can't take this girl with you.
Otherwise, as soon as this girl appears, others will think that she is here to play the field, but it will not be good!
The girl pouted.
"Humph! If you don't let it, you won't let it! ”
She stepped aside with some grievances and packed up her things.
Silently searched for Lu Chen on the web, searched for a long time, found Lu Chen's live broadcast room, and clicked in.
Now Lu Chen had already led the programmer to find a café and sit down.
Lu Chen glanced at the somewhat cramped programmer and got straight to the point:
"That. Dude, since it's a blind date, then I'll ask directly, do you have a room? ”
"There is in the hometown! But after a few years of hard work, it's still possible to buy a two-bedroom apartment in Jiangnan! ”
Lu Chen lowered his head and took a sip of coffee, and nodded, this condition is already good.
Qin Shou on the side continued to ask:
"Is there a car?"
"There is a scooter of about 200,000 yuan!"
Qin Shou raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but be a little curious.
"And you have such good conditions? Looking for both of us? ”
The programmer lowered his head, his face flushed, and he looked down and stirred the sugar cubes in the coffee, and said with some embarrassment:
"I'm a man. I haven't had much contact with girls, and when I touch girls, I'm nervous, and I can't talk stupidly, so I want to invite you to come, one is to help me talk, and the other is to help me find a reliable girl. ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he couldn't help but be happy.
"Then don't worry! My brother is one in terms of deception."
"Brother, why are you covering my mouth!"
Before Qin Shou finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Chen covering his mouth.
Lu Chen looked at the programmer who was a little shy, and couldn't help but be a little curious, there are still people who dare not talk to girls these days?
"Haven't you been in a relationship before, buddy?"
The programmer shook his head, this time it was Lu Chenle's turn.
"Wow! It turned out to be His Excellency the Great Magician! Disrespectful, disrespectful! ”
“……”
The programmer looked at Qin Shou and Lu Chen in front of him a little tiredly, and couldn't help but ask in his heart, which tendon was wrong in the first place, and he would think of going to Lu Chen to help him check it?
(End of chapter)